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Funny when you’re 15. Fucking futile when you’re 40.
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Date: Apr 26 2008 08:10:54 AM
Author: Douche
I swear this guy has been around these parts before..
Subject: Spießer at Heart?
Date: Jan 31 2008 12:05:10 AM
Author: nexuslex
rather futile than a granny with a stick up her arse like, you seem to be. So happy to see grey haired punks,punk
Subject: *shiver*
Date: Dec 10 2007 03:49:29 PM
Author: Marissa Christina
Waking up next to a severe case of a one night stand has happened to the best of us. But if I EVER woke up and saw this midlife crisis diving his snout between my legs, I'd slit my wrist with my hair pin and pray for a quick death. No questions asked.
Subject: did you ever realise
Date: Nov 25 2007 10:27:57 PM
Author: reality check
The main thing is though that he obviously wants attention.. and now he's got it lol@ya'll
Subject: you can\'t just quote
Date: Jul 28 2007 12:10:29 PM
Author: nathan barley
yeah yeah well futile
Subject: ...
Date: Jul 23 2007 02:17:52 AM
Author: nc
I was there the day this picture was taken. Laughing my ass off that this finally made it onto vice..
Subject: Lizzard Guy
Date: Jul 19 2007 06:35:43 AM
Author: T Dizzle
This is the lizzard guy on the strip in Venice...I always want to kill this guy and I mean that from the bottom of my heart
Subject: a first!
Date: Jul 15 2007 01:49:23 AM
Author: k
i've never seen 'punk' hair along with advanced-stage male pattern baldness.
he truly frightens, nauseates, and cracks me up. all at once. it's a strange feeling.
Subject: ewwww
Date: Jul 13 2007 11:11:03 PM
Author: babyd
this guy is creepy and hang's out downtown.
he sucks.
Subject: ..
Date: Jul 10 2007 12:56:30 PM
Author: freeman
i cant belive this guy is still around. he is also 4 feet tall.
Subject: Give him a break...
Date: Jul 07 2007 06:26:04 AM
Author: Richard Head
Come on he had to do something different after getting his cliche tattoo's.
Subject: magic
Date: Jul 07 2007 03:39:17 AM
Author: hj
i bet..
on the inside, he's just the same as michael jackson
Subject: boo who
Date: Jul 05 2007 09:45:40 PM
Author: Mr.Lint
your'e refering to django-fet, and youve managed to piss me of more than 40 year old devil guy. you were so close man!(not really)
Subject: well
Date: Jul 05 2007 07:12:46 PM
Author: medea
what makes you think he wasn't a jiggalo.
"Sup bro where's the Faygo?"
Subject: worse
Date: Jul 05 2007 05:42:56 PM
Author: mant
this is pretty fucking bad there are worse things to be.
like a "juggalo."
Subject: this
Date: Jul 05 2007 04:50:27 PM
Author: guy
i dress up like this all the time for brunch. I usually just get french fries and a 6 dollar bloody mary.
Subject: Fuck Hippie/Metal/Rap/Rave
Date: Jul 05 2007 03:43:52 PM
Author: BOO!
This the Boba-Fet to all Limp Bizcuit and Slipknot Storm Troopers.
Subject: partay!
Date: Jul 05 2007 03:25:52 PM
Author: chdlb
Sounds great Vane$$a ! I'll be there!!! but you have to come to my party too. Mandatory flip flops and pajamas are the dress requirements. I have a Blasian pan pipe ensemble appearing on the bill along with a mixed gender gay farting quartet and a ukelele cover band for later when things heat up ,if you know what i mean!! oh, yeah and complimentary sambuca jelly shots all round. whoohoo..
Subject: ..
Date: Jul 05 2007 11:37:38 AM
Author: ..
douche.
and if you think i mean you, not the devil dude, well you're right too.
Subject: don't...
Date: Jul 05 2007 07:53:58 AM
Author: moi
do: be asian
don't: age
Subject: whoa
Date: Jul 05 2007 12:51:00 AM
Author: gadsen
This is the evil American villain in japanese cinema
Subject: Let's Party
Date: Jul 05 2007 12:29:50 AM
Author: Vane$$a
If any of you guys want to come to my Diversity Party this weekend in Pittsburgh, drop me a line, okay? Special guests will be two anthropology grad students from Equatorial Guinea along with a Mexican-American @$$ wiper and his 4 piece mariachi band. I'm sure that a great time will be had by all.
BYOWC
Subject: vane$$a and mickey rourke,
Date: Jul 04 2007 07:41:34 PM
Author: shagging inna tree....
dude's loaded -WooHooo !! Capitalism, where do you fit in, vane$$a? being jewish, i mean. are you a good jew or an evil one ...OR somewhere inbetween -you're prolly teetertotter huh? no matter, you're still lumped into one category around here, sucks to be you -sucks to be you.
Subject: Miso Corny
Date: Jul 04 2007 07:16:16 PM
Author: eltonbong on myspace
You won't be laughing when he scores the role of bad guy #5 in Point Break 2!!
He looks like he's thinking , but he's really trying to get a fry out of his lip piercing.
Subject: ;isten carefully
Date: Jul 04 2007 06:29:38 PM
Author: Vane$$a
In was being ironic @$$hole. Know what I mean? Because I'm Jewish and all you guys on here are always accusing me of being obsessed with money, I was saying that...nevermind. Whatever you think, you have to admit that he does look like some guy from the trailer park that hit the Mega Millions. That's all I'm saying. I'll try to be more clear next time. FUCKIN A!
Subject: stool
Date: Jul 04 2007 04:27:14 PM
Author: and its reprehensibility -
this guy looks like three days worth of stool in your girl's panties
Subject: nice tan though
Date: Jul 04 2007 03:44:04 PM
Author: bolo
SAVAGE! EXTREME! nah, he looks like satan from a jack black video..
Subject: family time
Date: Jul 04 2007 12:39:18 PM
Author: hellahyphy
his mother must be so proud
Subject: ..
Date: Jul 04 2007 10:36:08 AM
Author: ..
People who want to be different but have no sense of style, no visual sensitivity or what not, can either do things like this or seek the advice of a professional. And using a stylist or copying fashion mags is definitely the worst kind of don't, so this is just a lesser evil that I kind of welcome.
Subject: east india
Date: Jul 04 2007 10:23:51 AM
Author: trading company
this is how the guy who whips up your chicken masala really looks like, sucks to be you -sucks to be you!
Subject: mirror
Date: Jul 04 2007 09:03:29 AM
Author: norbert
"Funny when you’re 15. Fucking futile when you’re 40."
yeah, you could say the same thing about appointing yourself chief of the fashion police...
Subject: comments?
Date: Jul 04 2007 08:48:38 AM
Author: Dilbert in Dogbert
What's with all the comments that tries to be a "do's & dont's-comment" only worse and not fun? A comment should be "HA HA YOU'RE A FUCKER", not a bad repetition of what Vice has already written.
Subject: lmao
Date: Jul 04 2007 03:01:08 AM
Author: Ms. FreAky
Hey you look up there like I look downunder- where women glow and men plunder!
Seriously who wears spreaded legs and a bikini line on his head!?!
Subject: BOOM
Date: Jul 04 2007 02:02:20 AM
Author: Ari Gould
50 more like it, amirite?
Subject: in the ether of the sublime
Date: Jul 04 2007 12:01:40 AM
Author: John
in the ether of the sublime, I found vice magazine.
Subject: bum
Date: Jul 03 2007 06:42:47 PM
Author: slut
he's making it impossible for me to have my blowjob fantasy.
Subject: pic
Date: Jul 03 2007 06:40:30 PM
Author: j
funny in the bath with shampoo, fucking futile anywhere else
Subject: oh, for sure...
Date: Jul 03 2007 06:02:50 PM
Author: for real though...
futile when your 15. fucking funny when you're 40.
Subject: mickey rourke's still a douche bag
Date: Jul 03 2007 05:56:30 PM
Author: but as long as he has money, right?
excellent analysis vanessa, capitalism woo hoo!
Subject: totally
Date: Jul 03 2007 05:54:00 PM
Author: yeah
You're completely right, in this guy's social circle wealth is probably measured in the amount of hookups one has for crystal meth and shitty tribal tattoos.
Dude's fucking loaded.
Subject: the rich
Date: Jul 03 2007 05:27:41 PM
Author: Vane$$a
Mickey Rourke? Whoever he is he's probably rich, hence his ability to live his personal fashion dream. Money = DO.
Subject: how can you take yourself seriously
Date: Jul 03 2007 05:24:55 PM
Author: when...
even militant wakeboarders from the future who have fins on their heads think this guy looks like a douche bag
Subject: ...
Date: Jul 03 2007 04:57:37 PM
Author: ...
saddddd.....
Subject: Leave the Gen Xer alone.
Date: Jul 03 2007 04:33:32 PM
Author: Ron De Voo
Sometimes you don't know what to do to fit in as a GenXer. How about a little support for
the guy. Yah,? We spanked him and told him never to do that again. But He could have been fat(which would have been alright) But he is in good shape and has a certain type of style. If he was in twead khakis and a button up polo he would have never been noticed. Lets let the guy know it is o.k. to be poor and human.
Subject: no no no
Date: Jul 03 2007 04:26:06 PM
Author: honez
Kinda like the lead singer of Prodigy but even worse somehow
Subject: oh sure
Date: Jul 03 2007 03:56:28 PM
Author: lol@u
I used to go by 'lolatu' but felt it sounded too much like an evil robot from a 50s scifi movie.
Subject: lol@u
Date: Jul 03 2007 03:49:37 PM
Author: yumyum
'lol@u' for saying 'lol@u'
Subject: to Dr. Tard
Date: Jul 03 2007 03:12:36 PM
Author: lol@u
Just so you know, "the ether of the sublime" sounds like the way this asshole looks.
Subject: first
Date: Jul 03 2007 03:12:21 PM
Author: me
Nu-metal's not dead, man!!!!!!
Subject: tit
Date: Jul 03 2007 02:50:00 PM
Author: for tat
Loser= someone who uses phrases like "in the ether of the sublime". what a fucking douchebag
Subject: sad sad
Date: Jul 03 2007 02:26:36 PM
Author: sight
he looks like a guy that used to be the cooler older brother,but his little bro grew up some,and he realised his little brothers cooler than he is now.and now he resorts to these sad displays
Subject: holy crap.
Date: Jul 03 2007 02:15:07 PM
Author: Dr. Fate
I think the Asian is inspecting this loser ... its like a rare find in the ether of the sublime.
Subject: no gracias puta..
Date: Jul 03 2007 02:14:25 PM
Author: riego divera
Great new heights in mid life crisis. Couldnt he just buy a red corvette and spare our eyes from the visual pollution.
Subject: hey
Date: Jul 03 2007 02:13:20 PM
Author: y'all
that guy looks like as soon as the photo was taken,he walked over and punched out the photographer
Subject: chdlb
Date: Jul 03 2007 02:10:29 PM
Author: neo-punk juvenile
No, no ,no ...funny if you are 5 years old and fucking unacceptable if you are 40 (unless you play in a lame band like prodigy).
Subject: fijsbdfpiojsfd
Date: Jul 03 2007 02:02:36 PM
Author: karasu
he may well just tattoo his chest with "I AM A SERIAL RAPIST". it has the same effect
Subject: butt
Date: Jul 03 2007 02:01:34 PM
Author: butt
butt
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