It sucks to get dumped but after the requisite two-week depression you go meet your friends and realize, “Holy shit, there are a lot of fucking hot fish in the sea.”
yo, on May 13 2009 04:58:43 PM wrote:
oh, ffs. really? REALLY?

FUCK OFF.


art, on Sep 27 2008 10:41:54 PM wrote:
hot trendy stupid shallow ill dump you for the guy with the rocker mullet tomorrow fish


Date: Apr 28 2008 04:41:44 PM
Author: zuh?

Weird question I guess, but have you ever actually seen a 15-year-old? I will tell you right now that they don't look like her.



Subject: ***
Date: Feb 12 2008 02:20:53 AM
Author: KKK

If it wasn't for Florescent Teen Wolf Fonzarelli over there this bitch would be a Don't.

There's no way she could stand on her own.



Subject: totally underage ...
Date: Feb 02 2008 09:16:11 PM
Author: SK

she looks like she's 15. everyone else is 18 max. just wrong.



Subject: to add to that
Date: Nov 07 2007 09:31:59 AM
Author: esteban

there are lots of fish in the sea....that pose for pictures like ricky retardos, forget to light their cigs, dress like teenagers from london, forget to bring their tits, and talk to DEMONS (look at him) at parties.


god i miss her.



Subject: shit
Date: Nov 05 2007 10:25:01 PM
Author: yo

karoline on the far left.



Subject: whiz
Date: Oct 18 2007 10:48:19 PM
Author: cheez

that gerr is reary reary hot



Subject: non
Date: Aug 10 2007 03:42:57 AM
Author: blondie

one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish,
amen to dr. seuss

oh and she's also an obnoxious bitch...

Where are the hotties, Vice?



Subject: So many colors...
Date: Aug 06 2007 02:47:42 PM
Author: RUB

What the fuck is with fashion these days?
It's like a bunch of mentally handicapped kindergarteners raided a thrift store.
IT'S LIKE DR. SUESS' WET DREAM.



Subject: .
Date: Jul 15 2007 01:59:29 AM
Author: k

and where are these hot fish you speak of?? obviously not in this picture.



Subject: attn sleezy boy
Date: Jul 09 2007 11:13:37 PM
Author: Fierce Helder

if I saw sleezy boy at this party I'd kick his ass and take the gorgeous girl in the purple home....



Subject: The way I see it...
Date: Jul 07 2007 06:36:28 AM
Author: Sleezy Boy

If I were at this party I would want to get into the pants of the thing in the purple dress.....and the blonde MILF would also be some fun....but I would probably go the easy route and get the mess in the yellow shirt drunk enough and bang her in the car park and go home alone.



Subject: trisomy 21, bitches
Date: Jul 06 2007 10:19:59 AM
Author: whee

there is a new style...

its called dressing like a third grade child with down syndrome.

shes even rockin the retard hand.



Subject: dude
Date: Jul 06 2007 01:41:45 AM
Author: fupa

hustling!!!!!!!!



Subject: Baked
Date: Jul 05 2007 08:05:04 PM
Author: Get

Enough of all these do's that were extras in "Gummo"..







Subject: WoW
Date: Jul 03 2007 03:03:45 AM
Author: Boulderfist

Redeyes has the funniest shoes. Tijuenga.



Subject: Gang Signs?
Date: Jul 02 2007 09:55:15 PM
Author: John Felon

Are you serious dude. You must be a Palestenian. Cause that looks like a PEACE Sign to me. Haters love Hate and you just don't get it.

Cassette Playa will let you know homie.



Subject: whutchu
Date: Jul 02 2007 07:47:09 PM
Author: talkin' BOUT

are those the same blue jeans 'posh spice' was wearing? like eww!!!



Subject: blahs
Date: Jul 02 2007 04:29:26 PM
Author: Medea

KJ looks like a mess



Subject: spelling bee
Date: Jul 02 2007 04:11:51 PM
Author: fhc

p r e p o s i t i o n.



Subject: that
Date: Jul 02 2007 02:41:12 PM
Author: guy

"Cocksucking Bloodsucker: The Return of the Gay Vampire."



Subject: A Frantic Call For Calm
Date: Jul 02 2007 01:25:34 PM
Author: atzlan scientist

this is one of those situations where you wake up the next morning and see that crumpled rainbow of clothes next to your bed. and even though your breath is reeking like a Mexican slaughterhouse's exhaust, you know the party will last at least another 5 minutes while she helps kill your morning boner.

new young love, it's a beautiful thing.



Subject: fuck Ed Banger
Date: Jul 02 2007 01:10:22 PM
Author: Pogo

Kitsune for life, son!



Subject: good times
Date: Jul 02 2007 01:07:29 PM
Author: pieere

Tank you so mach Vice- this caption is grate!!!
it make me feels so good in my stomack.



Subject: Nikki9Lives
Date: Jul 02 2007 12:19:41 PM
Author: ..Is in looove

Meee-yow



Subject: Sigh
Date: Jul 02 2007 11:24:01 AM
Author: Dahling

cue that YouTube video, "White Chicks with Gang Signs". That is all.



Subject: what
Date: Jul 02 2007 09:53:15 AM
Author: papo1

where are they hiding in this picture then?



Subject: fugs
Date: Jul 02 2007 08:29:37 AM
Author: lol@u

Or in this case "a lot of fugly fish in the sea."



Subject: asdf
Date: Jul 02 2007 05:42:50 AM
Author: asdf

Then they all knock you back and you go back to being depressed again.



Subject: you dont need to burn me
Date: Jul 02 2007 04:26:35 AM
Author: dawick

anyone spelling/grammar errors are dues to free negro modello. please be kind.



Subject: why care how cool the are?
Date: Jul 02 2007 04:25:06 AM
Author: dawick

they are all talking to each other and having a good time, i wish they were all at the nexy party i go to especially the girl in the ed banger records shirt. if you dont like justice fuck off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i'm
yelling as hard as i can.



Subject: hardcore cuddles
Date: Jul 02 2007 04:16:46 AM
Author: Ms. FReAky

Finger Me, Baby!

Itīs like listening of the philosophies of a whise buddhist when he finally says : "There are just too many assholes in the world!"

I love the finger!



Subject: nibby displays
Date: Jul 02 2007 04:13:33 AM
Author: nibby

duhhh.totally should have done a question mark;that would'a rocked.
ooh.there i go again!



Subject: nibby displays
Date: Jul 02 2007 04:11:34 AM
Author: nibby

who's thinking 'bout fish in the sea ; that girl?the chap next to her?the oberver? just wondered.
it's not often you get to use a semi-colon,but it's nice when you do..now i'm worried i didn't use it proper.



Subject: get lost creep
Date: Jul 02 2007 02:45:00 AM
Author: bolo

although sometimes the hot fish find you so unattractive they try to gouge their own eyes out...



Subject: holy fuck it smells like
Date: Jul 02 2007 02:40:31 AM
Author: fish in here !

who is to blame for all this. why does everyone follow a trend. the newest trend is these should be in prison, all undergrads should be in prison, accountability should be fixed. they should be held accountable and they should pay a price for it.



Subject: proud of you
Date: Jul 02 2007 01:17:25 AM
Author: chiara turdy

you finally made it chiara!



Subject: use pics from yesteryear then
Date: Jul 02 2007 12:11:13 AM
Author: -it's okay, no one will notice ?

it's banger records reception area. fuck.



Subject: where are the fucking hot fish then
Date: Jul 02 2007 12:09:09 AM
Author: -where are the hotties vice ?

okay, where are the fucking hot fish then? these? i think not



Subject: hmmm...
Date: Jul 02 2007 12:08:52 AM
Author: ...

busy p made it again.



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