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Ugh, what’s worse than normal guys all dressed up in suits and posing for pictures like we can’t tell their flip-flops are calling them back to the hotel like Sirens to Odysseus?
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Date: Apr 10 2008 05:18:21 PM
Author: vice wtf
this isn't even funny
Subject: lrkr
Date: Mar 05 2008 07:21:37 PM
Author: b .
how about that lurker with the pink feather boa?
i'm thinking YES.
Subject: right hand
Date: Jan 26 2008 12:46:46 AM
Author: Qua?
Is that a Burberry tampon holder in that guys hand or is it just me?
Subject: oh
Date: Jan 21 2008 11:00:27 PM
Author: welll
yeah they're lame. but after a few days in new orleans you'd be dying to see some guys dressed like this in a sea of fat drunken hicks in easter egg oxford shirts and seersucker pants.
Subject: damn
Date: Nov 15 2007 07:01:36 PM
Author: S
I'm in love with that guy on the left. He looks weathered with just the right amount of class. yesssssss.
Subject: hippo-what?
Date: Jul 18 2007 11:43:39 PM
Author: Lloyd
So all I hear from this guy is how he wanted to meet the fifties. I introduce them and later he's all, "God can you belive them?" I stopped hanging out with him after that.
Subject: dammit, no
Date: Jul 18 2007 11:22:36 PM
Author: heh
Are some of ya'll so stupid vice has to spell it out for you even further?
They're poseurs!
And stop saying people are "fuckable." That sounds idiotic. Like you could try someone on like a suit.
Subject: so true
Date: Jul 13 2007 06:51:26 PM
Author: NZA
Damn!
Subject: ...
Date: Jul 12 2007 06:41:18 AM
Author: villas
true true.
but mr. samuel jackson in the back is a major DO.
Subject: 'nola'
Date: Jul 05 2007 02:30:35 PM
Author: riego divera
Again, in the subject line is 'Nola' some of us actaully respond to poster's 'names' (shit for brains..) Firstly, we wouldnt be seen dead at mardi Gras ..(a losers event in anycase) Secondly, we wouldnt be wearing 1906 issued rotting dandyman wear, and thirdly we wouldnt be trying so hard to look uber-cool as these two wimps/tryhards so obviously are. OK?
Subject: Actually.
Date: Jun 30 2007 04:26:24 PM
Author: Work.
Actually I'm really athletic. It's beach 2007, and I'm the man.
Subject: my opinions work
Date: Jun 29 2007 11:15:26 PM
Author: -you're a fat sack of shit !!
no one cares if you have an opinion and even if ya did -shut your cocksucker ALREADY
Subject: My oppinions.
Date: Jun 29 2007 06:04:55 AM
Author: Work.
I decided, that both people who do the "hip" thing with clothes like these, and people like these above actually pull it off. They are both DOs.
Also, my complaint about Irony, yes it might be partially true (but probaly only 5% true or something), but mainly, I was just in a bad mood, tierd, and I don't like the multicultural/multiracial/integrational direction of the DOs & DONTs. I never did.
So, Gavin, you're cool and everything, your politics/oppinions are just to different from mine I guess. Which takes away the fun for me with these pics and c
Subject: one more thing...
Date: Jun 29 2007 02:56:44 AM
Author: drizzle
...and to the person responding to "Nola", Nola isn't a person's name, its an acronymn for "New Orleans Louisiana"...
Subject: purple haze
Date: Jun 29 2007 02:54:52 AM
Author: drizzle
...if you've seen one LSU fratboy, you've seen em all...
"say bra, where da weed at"?
douchebags like this are treated like kings down here...
Subject: you guys are
Date: Jun 28 2007 10:55:09 PM
Author: morons
look.
this ISN'T a don't because they're dressed up.
this is a don't because they do it UNCONVINCINGLY.
(hence the remark about having flip flops back at home)
observe: dude on the right's tie all loose and too long. dude on the left's military belt from H&M (i have the same one in a different color but i wouldn't wear it with a SUIT!)
damn people. get with it.
Subject: Raaaawwwr!!!!
Date: Jun 28 2007 09:13:37 AM
Author: Pink Unicorn
Hey look! It's Samuel L Jackson!!
Subject: suit boys
Date: Jun 28 2007 12:12:37 AM
Author: katie
neither of these guys is remotely fuckable except maybe to each other. i'm a slut and i would fuck almost anything but these too need to fuck each others mouths and get out of the way so we can see that fine brother in the boa behind them
Subject: .
Date: Jun 27 2007 10:38:19 PM
Author: .
STOP HATING
it's a do.
Subject: oh
Date: Jun 27 2007 07:10:50 PM
Author: woot
oh trust me I'm savvy on these things
Subject: word
Date: Jun 27 2007 07:08:57 PM
Author: I am A WOMAN
I't so do them they are hot.
so there boys face the truth
Subject: 'nola' not nora p.s.
Date: Jun 27 2007 07:04:41 PM
Author: riego divera
Whoops...make that Nola has her panties in a twist...etc...etc
Subject: 'nora'
Date: Jun 27 2007 06:59:39 PM
Author: riego divera
Well little Nora has her panties in a twist huh? Firstly, we wouldnt be seen dead at mardi Gras ..(a losers event in anycase) Secondly, we wouldnt be wearing 1906 issued rotting dandyman wear, and thirdly we wouldnt be trying so hard to look uber-cool as these two wimps/tryhards so obviously are. OK?
Subject: dude
Date: Jun 27 2007 06:56:36 PM
Author: dude
i'd totally fuck them both
Subject: 'jesus'
Date: Jun 27 2007 06:54:21 PM
Author: chdlb
'its a dont cas everyone who comments on it is'
Then that would make you an even bigger DONT, and a huge cocksmoker.
Subject: all...
Date: Jun 27 2007 09:13:14 AM
Author: nola
every single one of you that have written comments here whom believe this is a don't, I would luv to see what you would wear to Mardi Gras' you stupid as fucks. Not only do you sound like a bunch of fucking jerk offs retards, but I'm sure if the camera was pointed at you, you would be singing a different song. grow up!
Subject: asdf
Date: Jun 27 2007 09:11:19 AM
Author: sadf
You think that these guys offer high class prep school appeal?
You aren't very savvy to these things are you?
Subject: the word
Date: Jun 27 2007 06:36:57 AM
Author: jesus
its a dont cas everyone who comments on it is
Subject: ooo
Date: Jun 27 2007 02:20:35 AM
Author: woot
guess what hipster boys??? secretly...secretly mind you...hipster girls all long for elegantly dressed dandy men like this with their propper clothes and high class (NOT A&F) prep school sex appeal.
Subject: studs
Date: Jun 26 2007 11:54:21 PM
Author: hottie
they're hot. that's all there is to it. even if rightie's tie is three inches too long and leftie is sportin' a billabong belt. (nice burberry touch). the boys are lookin' good - men in hats did always get me a little worked up.
Subject: asdf
Date: Jun 26 2007 08:12:16 PM
Author: asdf
i don't know about the two suits, but Principal Jackson back there with his pink feather boa looks like he's ready for a wile and craze night on the townnnnnnn.
Subject: slick ricks
Date: Jun 26 2007 08:08:51 PM
Author: gingerpjones
the burberry koozie says it all. thats really all you needed to make the outfit. the rest is overkill. the guy in the pink is so impressed he's been following them all day. btw the underaged one on the rt-your tie is more than an inch below the belt- grow up!
Subject: ha!
Date: Jun 26 2007 04:29:30 PM
Author: mothr fuyer
looks like a couple of jocks visited a thrift store to do some moron's Mardi Gras bachelor party weekend 'in style'. They're probably the 'radiohead/pearl jam' variety jocks. I think the heavy curled ball cap and those broken shell necklaces are calling as well.
Subject: why?
Date: Jun 26 2007 04:24:52 PM
Author: riego divera
Why, oh why did these guys survive katrina while so many other didnt?
Subject: douchebags
Date: Jun 26 2007 04:07:36 PM
Author: LM
Leftie looks Westbank, I'll give you that.
Guy on the right looks like a recent Tulane grad doing some freelance work on movies and hanging out the Saint.
Anyway, they both look ridiculous. Especially the one on the right. What kind of costume is an outfit your mom got you from Sears to wear to a funeral?
Subject: they do match though
Date: Jun 26 2007 03:58:22 PM
Author: bolo
lefties belt and righties tie make my eyes itch. and this is from a guy who wears rayon dress shirts. at least we see GODs arch-angel Gabriel in the background a-swoopin to smyte thee.
Subject: last two posts
Date: Jun 26 2007 12:07:13 PM
Author: gaydar
no way these are girls making these posts about being wet and stuff. or they're f'in with us. just can't be.
Subject: i admit
Date: Jun 26 2007 11:25:21 AM
Author: anna
in polos and baseball caps, these dudes would make me heave, but im willing to lay it out there that if they bought me 2 drinks minimum, one of them is getting laid.
Subject: leftie
Date: Jun 26 2007 09:37:56 AM
Author: puss puss
They maybe douchbags but who cares the suit on the left is making me wet.
Subject: DDD
Date: Jun 26 2007 07:43:07 AM
Author: DDD
Their pants are the right fit, so it's a do.
Subject: on one condtion
Date: Jun 26 2007 06:47:21 AM
Author: fhc
...providing he´s not bald under that cap, that is.
Subject: geranimals
Date: Jun 26 2007 06:46:45 AM
Author: fuck haute couture
I´d go home with "newsie" on the left, and that´s no lie. A jock is like a hamburger, not something you want every day or even a few times a year, but every once in a blue moon it is EXACTLY what you´ve been craving.
I want him to talk dirty to me. Yum.
Subject: phonies
Date: Jun 26 2007 05:58:32 AM
Author: Joey
the problem with these guys is pure and simple. They are posers. They are not being themselves and have scrounged together some old man clothes for a day.
That's not the worst thing in the world per se. The bad part is how totally obvious it is they are "dressed up." The look totally uncomfortable and out of place. THAT'S why this is a don't.
They're phonies not newsies.
Subject: That is
Date: Jun 26 2007 05:03:47 AM
Author: why it's
a dont.
Subject: you in fact
Date: Jun 26 2007 02:53:17 AM
Author: don't understand
what the fuck are you railing on about cocksmoker.
Subject: Jocks? Really?
Date: Jun 25 2007 11:36:20 PM
Author: Burzootie
You guys don't seem to understand that you, in fact, are the jocks you claim to hate so fucking much.
Subject: okay, okay
Date: Jun 25 2007 10:59:54 PM
Author: i think we get it now, RIGHT
-they're fucking pansies in real life ...but seeing as how it's New Orleans and it's dressup day, thought they'd give it a try and not be so conspicuous for once. guess what, ya failed fuckheads.
Subject: the guy on the right
Date: Jun 25 2007 10:42:23 PM
Author: sageki
Would someone teach him how to tie a tie...
You don't go past your belt buckle!
What a poop-face.
Subject: in case your wondering
Date: Jun 25 2007 10:33:27 PM
Author: fuckers!
"get your fucken gay ass thumb out of my fucking ass, okay gay guy!"
winning comment.
Subject: laughing my ass off
Date: Jun 25 2007 10:19:31 PM
Author: Armandredin
(Subject: dear out-of-towners
Date: Jun 25 2007 07:43:52 PM
Author: Bob
This guy is wearing Rex beads, which means its Mardi Gras day... a day when most people wear ridiculous clothes, sometimes known as costumes. )
Winning comment.
Subject: viva chalenas!
Date: Jun 25 2007 08:25:29 PM
Author: fuck sapatos!
fuck you flip flop haters
you're just hypin fer those overpriced faggit shoe collectors
faggit!
some of us can only afford to look poor!
Subject: new orleans resident
Date: Jun 25 2007 08:03:33 PM
Author: ponce
what the fuck is costumey about dressing in a pin strip suit and a newsboy cap? most new orleans people dress like aligators as balerina's as FEMA inspectors.people from new orleans have a lot more imagination than these two "out-of-towners"
Subject: relax, the night's just begun
Date: Jun 25 2007 07:46:15 PM
Author: ....we're not at the room YET
the guy in the blazer, the look on his face says it all - 'hey. i'm not a fag. so, get your fucken gay ass thumb out of my fucking ass, okay GayGuy!'
Subject: dear out-of-towners
Date: Jun 25 2007 07:43:52 PM
Author: Bob
This guy is wearing Rex beads, which means its Mardi Gras day... a day when most people wear ridiculous clothes, sometimes known as costumes.
Subject: fags come here
Date: Jun 25 2007 07:42:04 PM
Author: new orleans
guy in the back seems to be thinking -'what the fuck is new orleans coming to, fucking fags!'
Subject: fags
Date: Jun 25 2007 07:38:34 PM
Author: and their fashion fights
'conchords' as far as television goes fits the medium perfectly, it's shite pure and simple i.e., it sucks ASS.
Subject: urgh and urgh-er
Date: Jun 25 2007 07:14:32 PM
Author: woobster
Yeah , if you are in a failing and very lame HBO special like Fart of the conchord's this might be fitting attire..
Subject: pimped out chumps
Date: Jun 25 2007 07:12:48 PM
Author: riego divera
News flash...this is NOT an attempt to dress up well ,ok... it is a thrift shop 2 for 1 special off grandads mouldy old threads look.A definite 'DONT'. These guys are too jock-ish, Gay or plain old clueless fashion retards. (or all of the above , to know any better)
Subject: disagree
Date: Jun 25 2007 07:04:12 PM
Author: p dids
gonna have to disagree here...we can all nitpick the details but these two are well dressed and not really giving a shit how others perceive them. definite do.
much more do than those fucking coors lite ads. if you're gonna have annoying-as-fuck ads cant they be for a good beer??
ps-flip flops rock
Subject: upon a second inspection, i agree
Date: Jun 25 2007 06:55:33 PM
Author: ponce
the guy in the black is obviously one of those philosophical tulane intelluectuals who invited his old high school friend to come down for mardi gras. but since these friends havent seen each other in a semester, they've gone their seperate ways, and the guy on the left is now a womanizing red sox fan that goes to UMASS. so he borrowed the guy on the right's clothes. but the guy on the right didn't have an extra belt, cause he's already wearing his "good" belt. so guy on the left had to use his own canvas quicksliver belt. and he thought the fake burberry flask would be a good addit
Subject: whaaat?
Date: Jun 25 2007 06:28:20 PM
Author: ummm
i swear ive seen this picture before..havent you alredy used this one?
Subject: Break Down
Date: Jun 25 2007 05:23:30 PM
Author: Norman
This is a Don't because guy on the rights tie is WAY too low (elephant tie)
Also the dude on the right is wearing a cargo type belt with some cool old man slacks (not allowed). Also the rolling up of sleeves with a vest is wrong.
Finally the burberry wallet. COME ON!
Sorry but if you are going for old man cool theres some rules that have to followed. This is not Pride day where anything goes
Subject: hmm
Date: Jun 25 2007 04:55:54 PM
Author: mm
firstly the guy on the right looks alright. secondly all guys shoes are comfortable so it's fine to ban them from wearing flip flops. unless guys have exceptional feet most skeeve me out in ff's anyway. i'll take anybody girl or guy in ff's anyday over some bs crocs or office worker white reeboks.
Subject: Newsies
Date: Jun 25 2007 04:52:15 PM
Author: Gary
Anytime I see somebody wearing one of those caps on the left I immediately think "Newsie's extra" and silently thank them for screening themselves out of the people I'm going to talk to.
Subject: .
Date: Jun 25 2007 04:46:40 PM
Author: Work out.
Hipsters (in this case Gavin himself at times) do this look with irony. Everything is with "Irony". Ironic racism, ironic old-style clothes.... Doesn't it bore you. What happened to being real, and standing up for what you believe in...
Question is: Who's doing it best, the guys who dress like this in an "ironic" way, or the guys such as above, who probably do it for some kind of event/special reason?
Is being ironic something that has to do with art-school?
Subject: defenders of the don'ts
Date: Jun 25 2007 04:44:21 PM
Author: righteous
fuck everyone defending these guys. the funny thing about do's and don'ts is when he says something that's spot on, but not necessarily proveable. tell me you can't see the guy on the left in flip flops, a backwards red sox hat, a green hurley tshirt and cargo shorts pounding brewskis with the boys. tell me.
Subject: -closet gay rights activist wannabe
Date: Jun 25 2007 04:21:27 PM
Author: chdlb
'if guys make an attempt to dress,they must be 'fudgepackers'?'
This is an attempt to 'dress' huh?
i guess you wear this era of clothing too with your frightfully tasteless wingtips too.
Gay and gayer m8...come out of the closet doris
Subject: What's the deal?
Date: Jun 25 2007 04:05:42 PM
Author: Bizarro
I've been wearing flip flops for the past month, and will continue to do so until it's not so fucking hot out. There isn't a damn thing wrong with them, as long as you 1. Take them off after about 4 p.m. (unless still at the beach) and 2. Throw them away when they start to stink (toe maintenance should be a given). The only reason flip flops get trashed on this site is because some chubby, pasty faced hoser wanted to see if he could get people to stop wearing them through the might of his limp dicked chicanery (see Do's and Don'ts book....I'd be mad too). Looks like the battle continues...
Subject: Fuck those Coors ads
Date: Jun 25 2007 04:01:36 PM
Author: eltonbong @ myspace
What did he do for the beads??
Those Coors ads are so fucking annoying.
And coors tastes like shit.
Subject: -
Date: Jun 25 2007 03:53:52 PM
Author: at chdlb's comment below
if guys make an attempt to dress,they must be 'fudgepackers'?
wow,homophobic AND immature.score!
Subject: oic
Date: Jun 25 2007 03:33:51 PM
Author: stephen
at first i was like... "wha?"
but on closer inspection, i get it. this is a don't.
it's all in the details.
Subject: gay
Date: Jun 25 2007 03:10:15 PM
Author: celebs -gav's circle
it's bruce boxleitner and justin timberlake all gay
Subject: The world is topsy turvy
Date: Jun 25 2007 02:57:47 PM
Author: Imcoolerthanyou
What the hell is wrong with the world when a couple of good looking guys can't be good looking because some jerk off in tight pants thinks that they may, sometimes, wear flip flops?
Subject: gay pimps for never
Date: Jun 25 2007 02:53:48 PM
Author: chdlb
Whats worse? Well for starters these two fudgepackers dressed like its 1909 and deluding themselves they look 'cool' Even for Louisiana they still look like overly vain male escort service workers with a nasty std downttown.
Subject: ---
Date: Jun 25 2007 02:46:08 PM
Author: ---
trust, it's a DONT:
check the belt on this springsteen-lookin jackoff on the left.
Subject: shenanigans
Date: Jun 25 2007 02:21:22 PM
Author: i call
wait, so this is a don't for the lame clothes they're NOT wearing?
Subject: Cool Kats
Date: Jun 25 2007 02:16:09 PM
Author: RR
There's absolutely nothing wrong with these guys Gavin- ya big jealous closet queen.
Subject: new orleans!
Date: Jun 25 2007 02:12:48 PM
Author: ponce
New Orleans!
p.s. id rather they dress in those suits than in pink boas and jester hats.
Subject: Ticket #6673290
Date: Jun 25 2007 02:11:58 PM
Author: The Grammar Police
There's supposed to be a question mark at the end of this caption, dumbass.
Subject: DUH HUUUUUR
Date: Jun 25 2007 02:11:10 PM
Author: j
"what’s worse than normal guys all dressed up in suits and posing for pictures?"
40 year old hipsters still thinking they're better than everyone else.
Subject: Hot Guys
Date: Jun 25 2007 02:07:36 PM
Author: fran
Gavin- you're just jealous because they are half your age and much hotter & better dressed than you will ever be.
Subject: burberry bros.
Date: Jun 25 2007 02:03:14 PM
Author: alison
hahahaha great caption. i smell a hint of jealousy in your tone... the guy on the right is totally fuckable, flip-flops or not.
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