When nerds gave up pocket protectors and became greasy metalheads we picked up their glasses and went, “Hey, these are awesome!” Now the nerds are pissed (cue Nelson Muntz).
jf, on Jul 03 2009 04:15:57 PM wrote:
this guy looks like Ghostface's good twin.


YAY!!, on Dec 17 2008 05:08:26 AM wrote:
UBER COOL!


Date: Jun 03 2008 06:44:38 PM
Author: hu

fresh tanktop



Date: May 28 2008 06:22:31 PM
Author: chunkx

eat skeet!



Date: May 23 2008 05:15:11 AM
Author: skinhead

Vice, come out of the closet already. It is so fucking obvious you've got Jungle Tom Fever.



Date: Apr 09 2008 10:59:20 PM
Author: dee

i want five of him :oD



Date: Apr 01 2008 09:40:11 AM
Author: i agree

very weird looking



Subject: strange
Date: Mar 04 2008 02:42:02 PM
Author: Kelly Getchell

this is the weirdest looking dude i've ever seen. ii feel weird all over....
looks like a 13 year old with a beard...strange



Subject: lala
Date: Feb 21 2008 03:27:24 PM
Author: ooo

girls got a large forehead



Subject: skeet.
Date: Feb 19 2008 09:30:07 PM
Author: lacy

it's DJ skeet skeet.

mos def a do



Subject: rock
Date: Feb 02 2008 02:06:49 AM
Author: Sara

Everyone needs friends like this!!



Subject: Lenny
Date: Dec 26 2007 03:31:36 PM
Author: John

Funny thing is, this guy is actually related to Lenny Kravitz. He's his brother.



Subject: .
Date: Dec 10 2007 06:24:28 AM
Author: Lolahh

"the fact that every living breathing person on the fucking planet has a tattoo?"


lol



Subject: .
Date: Dec 10 2007 06:20:59 AM
Author: Lolahh

oh we so clazy



Subject: smoke.
Date: Oct 13 2007 04:18:36 AM
Author: j.p. quackenbush.

derrick beckles?





that's what happens when you don't smoke cigarettes.



Subject: derewigelude
Date: Sep 17 2007 07:59:29 AM
Author: icke

edge is gay



Subject: ing
Date: Sep 06 2007 09:42:10 PM
Author: douche

isnt that dave from dqm?



Subject: what/
Date: Aug 01 2007 09:21:13 AM
Author: huh

this girl has done porn, what? internet nerds (just like me btw) post a link whats up!



Subject: yes i concur..
Date: Jul 11 2007 01:31:05 PM
Author: wonky soup

'He is still looks like a total wanker though..oh yeah, why wear a wedding ring when u arent married anyway? Dumbass..'

right on the money buddy..what a teen adulterer he does seem..



Subject: laugh
Date: Jul 09 2007 11:11:45 AM
Author: nelson muntz

ha ha!



Subject: DUDE
Date: Jul 06 2007 01:49:02 AM
Author: FUPA

afrobots and eva angelina DOPE



Subject: x
Date: Jul 04 2007 09:33:43 PM
Author: x

does anyone else realize that without the beard and the body and the afro, the dudes face is a chick.



Subject: yes its true.
Date: Jul 02 2007 11:41:22 PM
Author: yessir

Subject: twin
Date: Jul 02 2007 10:34:55 AM
Author: ag

this girl is my twin...does she really do porn? that sucks
----------------------

fo' reals



Subject: austin texas
Date: Jul 02 2007 09:35:58 PM
Author: merk

this was at the Nylon party during SXSW. that guy was a purdy sweet dj from LA. ballin party 'cept that all the damn parties got shut down by the COPZ incl the vice party. lamesauce.



Subject: twin
Date: Jul 02 2007 10:34:55 AM
Author: ag

this girl is my twin...does she really do porn? that sucks



Subject: CHICK IN GLASSES
Date: Jul 01 2007 07:26:50 PM
Author: CHICK IN GLASSES

has been in porn. yes its true. look it up STOOPS



Subject: lol
Date: Jun 30 2007 07:00:40 PM
Author: ris

lol i know them



Subject: Really?
Date: Jun 29 2007 09:30:50 PM
Author: Ross

...Is that the guy from the stop smoking ads? Those orange ones? I don't smoke, and that guy makes me want to, out of spite.



Subject: These comments are amazing.
Date: Jun 29 2007 11:33:44 AM
Author: Skeet Skeet

Glad someone noticed the edge tattoo, and that drink is actually water. Weird I know.

Make even more fun of me because I have a blog..... eatskeet.com

GO THERE! Download my remixes and come to my parties.

-skeet skeet



Subject: But then again.
Date: Jun 29 2007 07:57:59 AM
Author: Summertime.

It might be living in new york, which does it. I mean whites - germanic whites are a tiny minority there.

So I guess it's not that much to choose from. Maybe he has to go with other races when doing this column.



Subject: .
Date: Jun 29 2007 07:55:39 AM
Author: Summertime.

That's him, not hom.



Subject: .
Date: Jun 29 2007 07:55:03 AM
Author: Summertime.

Well the guy who pics the pictures, and writes these comments is probably between 35 and 45 years old.

Have you considered, that it might be hom who's getting "old".

Now I personally don't think 35 or 45 is wery old really, but the guy who writes this seem to have a problem with it. Maybe it's this whole youth-culture thing, I don't know.

I mean, I feel this obsession with other races old. Not old, like age, more like old, boring ideas.



Subject: wow
Date: Jun 29 2007 12:44:08 AM
Author: sioux de nim

they are quite amazing. i want to touch their bums.



Subject: wat
Date: Jun 28 2007 11:25:05 PM
Author: diana

i don't think i've ever had that much fun



Subject: Oh yeah, I went there; I really did
Date: Jun 28 2007 04:54:21 AM
Author: Jakobi

I always see people complaining about how "so many DO's lately are really DONT's"









Maybe you're just getting old.

Subject: 'wtf'
Date: Jun 27 2007 04:41:42 PM
Author: chdlb

It does when the 'do' in question is much more a 'dont' (as so many are lately..)
whats wrong ? got a prick up your ass?



Subject: 'wtf'
Date: Jun 27 2007 04:41:42 PM
Author: chdlb

It does when the 'do' in question is much more a 'dont' (as so many are lately..)
whats wrong ? got a prick up your ass?



Subject: bitches
Date: Jun 27 2007 02:07:17 PM
Author: wtf

It doesnt make you cooler to hate on or scrutinze every single do, you d bagz!



Subject: lowers
Date: Jun 27 2007 07:26:50 AM
Author: gitley

"Bundesliga" isn't a type of tattoo, actualy, so I think you're the one trying to look clever and failing spectacularly.

The Vince Vaughn joke was a good one.



Subject: vanessa
Date: Jun 26 2007 10:30:45 PM
Author: her vast knowledge of anything tattoo

the fact that every living breathing person on the fucking planet has a tattoo? -that must be fucking ruin for you, the wannabe aspect of your persona i'm just saying



Subject: glasses
Date: Jun 26 2007 08:01:04 PM
Author: tonky

dude looks like someone put a curse on him while he was wearing those novelty glasses with the fake cardboard eyes and they turned into his real eyes



Subject: 'misconceptions'
Date: Jun 26 2007 06:46:53 PM
Author: chdlb

He is still looks like a total wanker though..oh yeah, why wear a wedding ring when u arent married anyway? Dumbass..



Subject: i am a poser
Date: Jun 26 2007 04:52:09 PM
Author: madHatter

shit, that's what happened to my glasses!



Subject: the girl
Date: Jun 26 2007 01:14:32 PM
Author: iafaoef

how fit is this woman?



Subject: soccer guy?
Date: Jun 26 2007 11:58:34 AM
Author: Vane$$a

Is that really a bundesliga tattoo? He doesn't look like the type.



Subject: trevor
Date: Jun 26 2007 07:03:01 AM
Author: misconceptions

is not married, and i can guarantee you thats water because the bar didnt have cranberry juice.



Subject: rainbro bright
Date: Jun 26 2007 06:53:11 AM
Author: fuck haute couture

he looks like a plush-toy version of a gay 80īs cartoon character.



Subject: jarvis
Date: Jun 26 2007 04:45:39 AM
Author: Jakobi

Yeah, i bet he wishes he was George Bush

Subject: fuck ya
Date: Jun 26 2007 02:56:13 AM
Author: cocksmokers

jarvis cocker sucks cock hence his surname



Subject: fuck ya
Date: Jun 26 2007 02:56:13 AM
Author: cocksmokers

jarvis cocker sucks cock hence his surname



Subject: what the caption says is wrong...
Date: Jun 26 2007 01:58:34 AM
Author: moi

no...nnn..no. she looks like a male fish with down syndrom, and he looks like a cartoon of Tyra Banks posing as a mad scientist. hey!! neither of those are attractive!



Subject: %
Date: Jun 26 2007 12:07:32 AM
Author: @

Good L.A. DJ, but let Nicole Richie wear the wayfarers...



Subject: positively retching
Date: Jun 25 2007 06:43:39 PM
Author: riego divera

Yeah , if you like your cute and cuddly as a married pedophile with nice skin..yeah maybe..



Subject: positive comment
Date: Jun 25 2007 06:41:26 PM
Author: Jill

he looks cute and cuddly and he has nice skin.



Subject: Hey hey hey
Date: Jun 25 2007 05:16:23 PM
Author: Jay

Wee H&M hoodie there. The guy has such a baby face, he looks like a hairy version of the black guy from scrubs.



Subject: 'i get it' gets it?
Date: Jun 25 2007 04:43:55 PM
Author: chdlb

Even more ironic than stupid ironic nerd glasses are gay biker tattoos and wedding band in full view when you've got a childs hand on your dink.



Subject: 'kounthear'
Date: Jun 25 2007 04:41:14 PM
Author: chdlb

I dunno... maybe the shitpile featured in the photo?



Subject: .
Date: Jun 25 2007 04:37:42 PM
Author: work out.

Bet the kikes love this.

Multiracialist integratianist bastardisation.

This is the worst do ever. Maybe except for that junkie with the chew of the arm comment. No... it's worse.



Subject: HATER-AID
Date: Jun 25 2007 04:16:05 PM
Author: kounthear

Why is everyone sipping on their negative crunk juice?



Subject: do.
Date: Jun 25 2007 04:14:13 PM
Author: babykeepsitreal

i dunno, he looks pretty rad to me.
and he didn't stretch out his shirt, he's wearing one of those colorful 80s athletic tank tops (i kinda wish i could have his).
what's up with the wedding band though?



Subject: haha
Date: Jun 25 2007 03:59:44 PM
Author: I get it

Even more ironic than ironic nerd glasses are straight edge tattoos in full view when you've got a drink in your hand.



Subject: dufus r. douchebag
Date: Jun 25 2007 03:22:43 PM
Author: chdlb

Just when i thought i couldnt possibly want to punch another human garbage pile, for about 10 minutes, this shows up sans a frickin minor rubbing his tiny penis too..cmon guys



Subject: interacial
Date: Jun 25 2007 03:16:39 PM
Author: - a DO in some quarters

vanessa is trying to giv muhfucka a blowjob, hard up little bitch isnt it.



Subject: So Soft.So Lame
Date: Jun 25 2007 01:47:17 PM
Author: Jenny Walters

Gay glasses...gay shirt, and worst of all, gay Bundisliga tattoo.



Subject: What a Tool
Date: Jun 25 2007 01:45:15 PM
Author: brenda

this guy gives me douche chills...yuch.....



Subject: right
Date: Jun 25 2007 01:35:53 PM
Author: yeayea

i cant believe how hard vice blows these days



Subject: yo
Date: Jun 25 2007 01:17:26 PM
Author: woot

i wear wayfares and have been because I like audrey hepburne in breakfast at tiffany's. Way fareres are pretty classic after all. my friend took some and put real prescription lenses in 'em. ah trends....

but hey these are soooo much better than those stupid oversized sunglasses. I hate that shit.



Subject: Akbar
Date: Jun 25 2007 01:06:55 PM
Author: Henrietta

How is this camel jockey a do?



Subject: sweet
Date: Jun 25 2007 12:38:51 PM
Author: nice

I'd wear the glasses and dumb shirt if chicks like that grabbed my package. Where can I sign up for that?



Subject: hey sexy
Date: Jun 25 2007 12:06:02 PM
Author: armandresdin

I don't care how many dont's there really are in this picture, I would let him put it in my ass.



Subject: dude
Date: Jun 25 2007 11:09:15 AM
Author: Jakobi

Don't be dissin' Damon and co.

Or I'll have to lay the britpop smack down on you. haha.


Subject: Blur
Date: Jun 25 2007 10:29:58 AM
Author: What

This is unbeliavable. Someone who listens to Blur tries to be original. Way to go.



Subject: oh shit
Date: Jun 25 2007 11:01:46 AM
Author: yes

please tell me dude has a straight edge tattoo



Subject: haha wtf?
Date: Jun 25 2007 10:54:01 AM
Author: anna


totally ignoring this picture altogether, and instead noticing that somehow it seems to have spawned the absolute most boring, inane, & lamest comments ever?
its like someone threw out the bat signal for crappy responses.


...which i am now apart of.



Subject: Blur
Date: Jun 25 2007 10:29:58 AM
Author: What

This is unbeliavable. Someone who listens to Blur tries to be original. Way to go.

Subject: Glases
Date: Jun 25 2007 07:55:09 AM
Author: Jakobi

Yeah this glasses thing is pretty fuckin' old.

It's weird, when I started wearing them I was only doing it cause I liked Blur and thought Graham Coxon had style, then I find out it's this big trend. WTF?
I hate when shit like that happens.



Subject: ellis = einstein
Date: Jun 25 2007 10:27:35 AM
Author: Mercury

wow ellis thanks for that literate insightful commentary.



Subject: beige brown
Date: Jun 25 2007 10:23:21 AM
Author: ellis

this girl is fun maybe the funnest



Subject: that cancerous growth is money baby
Date: Jun 25 2007 10:17:05 AM
Author: Vane$$a

Hasn't anyone told Vince Vaughn that too much sun causes skin cancer?



Subject: mutha
Date: Jun 25 2007 09:26:14 AM
Author: futha

I had an afternoon cucka party with this guy and his stupid friend. After two shits, it was over.



Subject: ...
Date: Jun 25 2007 09:11:36 AM
Author: ...

I love how his tshirt is stretched just perfectly to show off his lame tattoo. I bet he does that with all his fuckin shirts...



Subject: move
Date: Jun 25 2007 08:19:33 AM
Author: on

how is bullshit like this still a do?



Subject: Glases
Date: Jun 25 2007 07:55:09 AM
Author: Jakobi

Yeah this glasses thing is pretty fuckin' old.

It's weird, when I started wearing them I was only doing it cause I liked Blur and thought Graham Coxon had style, then I find out it's this big trend. WTF?
I hate when shit like that happens.



Subject: asdf
Date: Jun 25 2007 07:47:22 AM
Author: asdf

Plus I find his ironic biker tattoo very irritating. What is he, a Hell's Angel?


This is the kind of guy who girls love but other guys really fucking hate. I'm not sure where that fits in the whole DO-DON'T spectrum.



Subject: J.C., O.G.
Date: Jun 25 2007 07:45:08 AM
Author: johnny_chrome

"Jarvis Cocker was like the OG of this."

Was?

J.C. has risen and just put out an album that's his in years.

Girl is adorable. Boy's pretty cute too (but enough with tacky t-shirts already).



Subject: hm
Date: Jun 25 2007 05:48:46 AM
Author: j

Nerd glasses. I wouldn't be so opposed to this Do if it hadn't been done into the ground.



Subject: oohh
Date: Jun 25 2007 05:00:06 AM
Author: tim

oohh, ooohhh, I have used that same plastic cup.
I got from this really cool place only people like (me) know about. I don't care though, just telling all my friends on here.



Subject: m
Date: Jun 25 2007 03:28:29 AM
Author: leah

i took those same wayfarers from urban outfitters. from URBAN OUTFITTERS. according to vice, dosent that make it automatically lame? but w/e, i wear mine theyre cute as hell and make me look cozy



Subject: asdf
Date: Jun 25 2007 03:22:18 AM
Author: asdf

Ironic nerd glasses are so fucking tired and gay and 2006. Seriously guys.



Subject: !!
Date: Jun 25 2007 02:20:48 AM
Author: the dude

his name is trevor aka dj skeet skeet and he's not fat and but also not super skinny. he's a normal sized dude and he's super rad.



Subject: Whaaa....?
Date: Jun 25 2007 01:17:37 AM
Author: Mouthy

What's up with this girl's mouth? I want to throw her a fish or something. Also: Does dude weigh 130 lbs or 230 lbs? I can't tell if he's skinny or fat.



Subject: crush
Date: Jun 25 2007 12:58:46 AM
Author: friend

goddammit that girl is cute.



Subject: halloween
Date: Jun 25 2007 12:40:27 AM
Author: pudfluff

you mean glasses with fake eyes on them that make it look like you're awake??



Subject:
Date: Jun 25 2007 12:31:36 AM
Author:

Yeah, I'd suck Jarvis' Cocker, like, twice.



Subject: Cashmere
Date: Jun 25 2007 12:22:50 AM
Author: Cashmere

"Jarvis Cocker was like the OG of this."


Brilliant



Subject: Way before it was in the DO's
Date: Jun 25 2007 12:20:13 AM
Author: Jakobi

Jarvis Cocker was like the OG of this.



Subject: Aww..
Date: Jun 25 2007 12:02:28 AM
Author: Jimmy

I wanted to be second.



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