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We like the outfit and everything but are lowriders and a short striped shirt the best choice for you? You have the weirdest torso ever made. You look like a deflating balloon for fuck’s sake. If Tim Burton designed your upper body it’s probably better to go with a Patti Smith-type thing where your contorting spine can hide in layers of men’s shirts, tight blazers, and distracting white scarves.
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Date: Jun 02 2008 07:58:36 PM
Author: eciv
Suggestions like "bend over and fuck" are hotter when this girl is infront of you.
Date: Jun 01 2008 10:33:55 PM
Author: James A
Joanny Ramone!
Date: May 06 2008 05:27:29 PM
Author: Um
She's bending. Of course she looks like that. What's the big deal? The belt is gay though (ha ha).
Date: Apr 25 2008 01:54:55 AM
Author: xopher
Karen O.
Date: Apr 09 2008 09:17:09 AM
Author: where's wally?
CAN YOU SPOT WALLY IN THIS PICTURE?
Subject: ah
Date: Mar 18 2008 03:40:49 PM
Author: windycity
fair skin, uber skinny, fingerless gloves.
perfect.
Subject: Wrong, wrong, wrong...
Date: Feb 29 2008 05:15:50 PM
Author: Guypants MacGillicutty
Ummm...I'm about 99% sure this is a mannequin. Egg shell white "skin" that doesn't have any distiguishing marks, odd shape, super super slender, not showing face, smells like plastic...
You fools get the idea. NOT a real girl.
Subject: skinny limbs
Date: Jan 28 2008 08:22:13 PM
Author: long torso
she has the same body shape as mine :) it's fun. she would make a good modern/improv/butoh dancer.
Subject: what a crazy torso!
Date: Jan 16 2008 12:49:15 AM
Author: I mean really...
no comment
Subject: Contortion
Date: Jan 15 2008 01:09:38 PM
Author: Jo
I'm very disappointed by how little people seem to appreciate this photo. I mean, it looks like she got cracked over someone's knee or something... how is that position even possible? Isn't the place her back is bending where most people have a ribcage?
Subject: Hey.
Date: Oct 28 2007 12:38:44 PM
Author: Thurgood Marshall
You would like that outfit, wouldn't you, Vice?
Subject: no no
Date: Oct 03 2007 03:19:49 PM
Author: you are wrong
she is beatiful!!!!!
Subject: damn
Date: Sep 30 2007 03:02:01 AM
Author: damn
this girl is fuken long and god damn sexy
Subject: No you didn't!!
Date: Aug 01 2007 02:36:13 AM
Author: Hell-to-the-naw
So the fuck what?, a goodlooking pothead girl is coughing into her undershirt as to be considerate of those around her.
WTF do you VICE bastards have to be so jealous/spiteful as to front as if her torso is deformed or some shit? DAMN!! Fuck ya'll and you motherfucking mommas. I'll fuck all you hos.
Subject: photoshop
Date: Apr 29 2007 03:47:01 PM
Author: ballon head
the photo was altered in photoshop!!!!
Subject: stiggemup
Date: Feb 15 2007 10:59:50 AM
Author: h
Is she about to rob a bank?
Subject: u dont have to be rich
Date: Feb 15 2007 10:58:54 AM
Author: hexane
She's adorable with the black hair and the pale skin.. and isn't she what all the anime cartoons say is the perfect girl? hyperlong, thin.
It is cultural. the anime cartoons of the 1800's featured full bodied Rubenesque women.
Subject: double-up "uh! uh!"
Date: Jan 18 2007 08:09:30 PM
Author: beowulf
i actually do find this posture sexy, but at the same time creepy. I mean, most people don't have TWO WAISTS stacked on top of each other...
Subject: blah
Date: Jan 12 2007 10:36:53 AM
Author: lalala
this girls kicks it. (thats good)
she only has a stomach because she is leaning over.....DUH GENIUS.
LOVE STRIPES RAINBOWS HAPPY THINGS AND POCKY!!
Subject: jeeuh
Date: Jan 06 2007 09:37:36 AM
Author: pale girls are the master race
hottest bitch i seen yet on here
pale is the killer of tan (skin cancer hOeZ...)
yum yum yum. i will get with you fer sho'.
Subject: what?
Date: Jan 05 2007 10:37:48 PM
Author: Kewl guy
i was kinda let down this was a "don't"...ive always been a fan of this body shape AND posture.
Subject: ;
Date: Jan 05 2007 03:49:13 AM
Author: ;
so... leaning over is a don't?
Subject: yay
Date: Jan 01 2007 06:46:05 AM
Author: Gillian
i like what she's wearing.
she has terrible posture though.
Subject: BANGIN
Date: Dec 22 2006 05:51:01 PM
Author: BANGIN
I'D TAP DAT AZZ
Subject: oh man
Date: Nov 10 2006 03:46:14 PM
Author: BigJesus
i would get her soooooooo pregnant. that pink thing looks FUCKING HOT on her ghosty skin. i could fall madly into non-consentual sex with this girl.
Subject: hahaha
Date: Aug 16 2006 07:17:13 PM
Author: mf-villian
man this bitch trying to be cool i betcha she told her friend to wat to tak the picture like that hahahaha
Subject: dunno
Date: Jul 16 2006 12:17:03 AM
Author: jesse
i like mutant rubber girls. seriously, i think she's hot.
Subject: -_-
Date: Jul 13 2006 12:47:58 AM
Author: o_o
hey thats my best friend. and i gave her that shirt, assholes. and that shirt is awesome. AND SHE CAN PWN ALL OF YOU BECAUSE SHES COOLER THAN MOST OF YOU. <(^_^<) (>^_^)>
Subject: Head
Date: Jul 10 2006 05:25:11 PM
Author: Coke
Lol. The third comment down is totally the girl trying to defend herself. To be fair, she doesnt usually look like that and she usually does hide herself in blazers and distracting white scarves. She's an ok kid though, dont dis her too much.
Subject: I REALLY DO KNOW THIS GIRL!
Date: Jul 02 2006 02:02:35 PM
Author: OMFG
she doesn't usually look like that :p and ive never seen her in a shirt so tight
Subject: james chance
Date: Jun 26 2006 11:30:20 PM
Author: clyde
i actually happen to know this girl.
she's a contortionist and quite offended that she's on the DON'T list.
so now that it's cleared up, switch it over to DO. stop hating because she contorts out of habit.
Subject: and die
Date: Jun 16 2006 03:50:09 AM
Author: puke on yuo
it's called WIDE ANGLE DISTORTION YOU FUCKING SCUM.
who the fuck takes this do dont crap seriously. it's only mean spirited and obviously 100% VICE CRACKHEAD SUBJECTIVE and could without a problem be the target of what it itself fucking is. FUCK YOU
Subject: mystery face
Date: May 30 2006 09:42:39 PM
Author: por que
where'd her face go, bitch looks like a ninja who dosn't eat and is way too into the YYY's.
Subject: Who gives a shiznit about her...
Date: May 23 2006 09:58:00 AM
Author: Nuance Ned
Who cares how she dresses on the outside, it is the glipse of the pink frilly thong that rocks that look!
Subject: ..
Date: May 19 2006 06:54:32 AM
Author: skinny
eat something, i like women with fleshh
Subject: you`re so wrong.
Date: May 18 2006 07:21:07 PM
Author: napoleon
She is so sexy!
Subject: tim burton
Date: May 14 2006 11:37:36 PM
Author: beardfist
hahahahahaha, i love it.
Subject: lets share
Date: May 11 2006 09:41:29 PM
Author: knob gobbler
stovies, studded belt, and stripy shirt, of course you fuckwits like the outfit..
Subject: ewww
Date: May 11 2006 05:03:19 PM
Author: soulnite
I like rainbow Belts/shirts. It lets me know a girl is a crazy bitch without even having to talk to her.
Subject: ___
Date: May 11 2006 01:08:23 AM
Author: Eden
She rocks and you guys suck!!!
Subject: odd
Date: May 02 2006 09:20:23 PM
Author: al
... anyone notice how much her shape resembles a praying mantis stalking it's prey?
Subject: gfdsg
Date: Apr 26 2006 11:39:22 PM
Author: jy
man i think this chick is hot. i like tall thin girls. and her skin is so creamy and pale, shit. i think she is a most definite do. and the pink underwear sticking out of the rainbow belt, im into it.
Subject: Nightmare
Date: Apr 26 2006 06:24:24 PM
Author: T.Hunt
I just want to say I thought this caption was hilarious, the Tim Burton reference was inspired, and that the person writing the Dos and Donts strikes me as a heterosexual.
Subject: Sneeze
Date: Apr 26 2006 05:43:06 PM
Author: CK
I bet she's sneezing
Subject: Lame
Date: Apr 26 2006 05:35:35 PM
Author: genzie
No offense, but whoever Vice has writing the DO's & DON'T comments now, sucks. I'm assuming the writer from previous issues has been mistakenly replaced because with this issue, I keep feeling a great sence of disappointment after reading the captions rather than the usual giddy glee I feel when laughing at another's expense. All you did here was insult the poor gumby girls's "weird torso" Good one, fag. I take back my first remark. Offense intended, you suck.
Subject: whoa
Date: Apr 25 2006 11:18:34 PM
Author: noosa
don't dis, i like her shape
Subject: Co-Sign
Date: Apr 25 2006 07:02:08 AM
Author: Look
Am I the only one that thinks that this girl has an awesome rack?
Subject: b
Date: Apr 25 2006 12:03:37 AM
Author: a
I like tall thin flexible women.
Subject: .
Date: Apr 24 2006 10:36:01 PM
Author: derek
reminds me of one of those giant worms from Beetlejuice.
Subject: solitary lovin
Date: Apr 24 2006 03:59:02 PM
Author: sassy
Prepare your eyes for Fetal Baby Position
Subject: this
Date: Apr 24 2006 01:34:31 PM
Author: photo
Hi rubber jello girl!! You're all bendy.
Subject: larry
Date: Apr 24 2006 01:03:47 PM
Author: flynt
i've honestly tried replicating her position within a normal, non-gymnastics, context, and nothing doing-- but if i made habit of passing up otherwise hot(assuming the hair ain't a joey ramone thing) girl on the basis of something as trivial as a deformed spine, why...
Subject: photo
Date: Apr 24 2006 12:52:57 PM
Author: Elmore
Is this Anna Oxygen? If so, you're missing her best part.
Subject: will ferrell
Date: Apr 24 2006 11:45:36 AM
Author: queer?
i find this super attractive
Subject: easy
Date: Apr 24 2006 10:14:11 AM
Author: JS
the only things I don't like are the belt and the wallet chain. easiest switch from DON'T to DO ever.
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