Please kill me before I get to that stage where logic takes over and I’m like, “What? I need to get to the Greenpoint Tavern and my daughter’s bike will take me there in half the time.”
lavaboy, on Jan 27 2009 04:39:01 PM wrote:
this should be an DO!!!

you feel love, if you watch this piture!


Date: Jun 12 2008 01:46:26 PM
Author: forrest

look at the seat post height. no little girl could ride this



Date: Jun 06 2008 02:53:17 AM
Author: amy

i had this bike when i was 8. it had streamers and all sorts of magical compartments. what a dream...



Date: Mar 25 2008 01:10:15 PM
Author: I shop at gap

I'm starting a petition to rid vice or irony and get this put in the do's



Subject: DWI?
Date: Mar 02 2008 10:08:23 AM
Author: Francis

Whenever I see unlikely people riding bikes, I always think they've been nailed for drunk driving



Subject: you missed the bowl!!!!
Date: Feb 08 2008 12:51:42 PM
Author: The Ed

It's the blonde replecant from Bladerunner.



Subject: Cool
Date: Jan 27 2008 04:17:10 PM
Author: Benny

That guy and his bike are amazing. This is what Steve Lea will look like in thirty years.



Subject: Hmm
Date: Dec 29 2007 01:28:33 PM
Author: Duder

This is clearly a case of logic taking over.



Subject: man on bike watch out
Date: Nov 24 2007 01:04:05 PM
Author: damndamneggs

i actually almost got hit by this guy once



Subject: chum
Date: Nov 13 2007 12:54:39 PM
Author: ©

He has a lock on it, in case someone thinks of stealing this gem. Hot wheels are hot wheels.



Subject: DO DO DO
Date: Aug 15 2007 11:51:13 PM
Author: Jon!

C'mon, give this guy a break. He's probably been through more shit than Israel and Mexico combined, and is completely allowed to swallow what little pride he has left and ride his granddaughter's Super Rider through town. Besides, the exercise is good for him.



Subject: $
Date: Jul 28 2007 11:59:36 PM
Author: $

What's the gear ratio?



Subject: Ohman
Date: Jul 24 2007 04:18:15 PM
Author: you know

My dad actually did that once... he left the bike in the bushes and it got stolen...



Subject: d
Date: Jun 27 2007 08:29:39 PM
Author: d

i dont care that its a little girls bike, but THAT little girls bike? what the fuck is that thing?!



Subject: err
Date: Jun 17 2007 03:13:23 PM
Author: Curly

Welcome ladies and gentlemen, this is officially the worst pizza and pasta courier in the world.



Subject: i'll admit it too
Date: Jun 14 2007 05:47:13 PM
Author: travwell

yeah i like this guy, if i saw him i'd be all like, "cool." he's probably like a former bodyguard who got shot in the brain or something and had to retire.



Subject: wooo
Date: Jun 13 2007 04:43:53 PM
Author: FUCK!

Guy in the background has a skull skates skateboooaaarrrdddd. YEAH!



Subject: im goofy
Date: Jun 13 2007 06:48:41 AM
Author: SK8NFUN

Nice skate!!!



Subject: Come on people
Date: Jun 06 2007 12:52:35 PM
Author: dopesince89

You niggaz must not be from the hood, this is just a dude tryin to get from piot a to point b.



Subject: Pedalin' to the oldies.
Date: Jun 05 2007 06:49:11 PM
Author: sleepy

Whatever. Once you hipsters join the elderly club, this'll be the coolest shit since a Fixed gear.



Subject: heh
Date: Jun 04 2007 05:31:19 PM
Author: EB

Great. Now not only does grandpa touch you in your special place, but he takes your bike out for a spin afterwards as well...



Subject: p
Date: Jun 03 2007 05:16:39 AM
Author: po

hes trying 2 be young again, lol



Subject: hmmm
Date: Jun 02 2007 11:26:24 PM
Author: uh

is this guy a "don't" because he's a race traitor?



Subject: you
Date: Jun 02 2007 07:52:27 PM
Author: More spice

What the fuck is everybody saying this guy is a do for? Its not funny, this kind of shit is for really dumb tacky black kids.



Subject: that dude
Date: Jun 02 2007 02:26:17 PM
Author: ceej

his whoe style is right on. the guy in the back couldn't be more on. do.



Subject: cannot wait.
Date: Jun 01 2007 07:44:14 AM
Author: YFC

I'm looking forward to geriatric GTA as much as the next person.



Subject: The Bike
Date: May 31 2007 04:43:42 PM
Author: yep

Is what makes it a Don't. If this dude was photographed IN the Greenpoint Tavern, he'd be the baddest Do.



Subject: abc
Date: May 31 2007 06:37:33 AM
Author: hj

this is how heroin dealers get caught



Subject: LOL
Date: May 31 2007 01:50:48 AM
Author: lauge

I think the instant ROFLOLMAO-factor is making this a do.. I spent the first 3 minutes laughing...
And who cares if you laugh at someone or with them, it's all about laughing.



Subject: no appreciation.
Date: May 30 2007 07:48:56 PM
Author: sleepy

fucking hipsters can't appreciate being old and riding a bike because you feel like it.
Especially a kid's bike.



Subject: this is happying
Date: May 29 2007 12:07:19 PM
Author: comic book gie

goddamn the northside drunks are way cleaner than the ones in greenpoint, apparently.



Subject: ooh
Date: May 29 2007 07:34:13 AM
Author: em

I'm pretty alright with him. The guy in the background is definitely a do.



Subject: gnarr
Date: May 29 2007 03:33:27 AM
Author: Ms. FReaky

"u"
( missing in my comment below)



Subject: BMX Masters
Date: May 29 2007 03:32:18 AM
Author: Ms. Freaky

The eqivalent to finger skateboarding



Subject: pink bike
Date: May 28 2007 06:12:04 PM
Author: me

it's a secret treasure bike and the ass has lost the matching handle bar bag and water bottle.

I would have killed for that thing as a kid.



Subject: behind every man
Date: May 28 2007 05:33:49 PM
Author: the dude

the dude behind the man on the bike is a DO. check out that sweet deck.



Subject: pizza
Date: May 28 2007 05:32:30 PM
Author: indo

ANNA MARIA'S IS NASTY SH!T. F THOSE DICKS.
vinnies is way better.



Subject: mo
Date: May 28 2007 12:17:09 PM
Author: ya

OPPOSITE DAY



Subject: r
Date: May 28 2007 10:47:21 AM
Author: rr

mmm
bedford avenue pizza



Subject: HERO #1
Date: May 27 2007 10:41:19 PM
Author: DT

can i kiss this man? whats his name? you guys suck if you think this blows! , its funny as hell



Subject: yeah
Date: May 27 2007 07:53:27 PM
Author: Black Gesus

He's my hero



Subject: asdf
Date: May 27 2007 07:37:04 PM
Author: asdf

I thought straights were stealing pink back from the fags. Or was that last week?



Subject: DO!
Date: May 27 2007 03:28:50 PM
Author: stephanie

this kind of thinking wins awards.




Subject: Wait....
Date: May 27 2007 01:07:48 PM
Author: Mikhail

Why the hell do we want to take fashion AND technology back to 1990? the 90's blew, everyone moped around and sucked at skating and it spawned Nu Metal. The next thing you know it's gonna be cool wear huge baggy fuckin awful looking pants. Let's push things forward, not reitterate every year from 1985 sequentially. The guy on the bike is awesome though.



Subject: Now vice.
Date: May 27 2007 12:38:26 PM
Author: Nikki9Lives

This can't be a don't.
Do you know how many people are killed by elderly drivers?

They all should tote around on their velocipedes and shit.

With his blurred vision the thing probably looks like the batmobile to him.



Subject: ding
Date: May 27 2007 12:16:23 PM
Author: bat

But wait, what will the people on the street think?



Subject: bollocks
Date: May 27 2007 12:02:46 PM
Author: fee

this probably falls into the category of real life, a concept much molested and thus now misunderstood. society as a construct has largely been hypnotized out of this mode. fantasyland is the norm.
"and we all don't care"

this administration has overseen this country being thrown back 70 years both economically and on the world stage. we're a backwater and we don't know it yet. this will out. people in nyc used to say LA was the place to be-- and that was 10 years ago when it was becoming disneyland.
"and we all don't care"

time marches on. life's short. practice as though you were keeping your head (mind) from catching on fire. all things are on fire. the fire god is here to look for fire.

"we all don't know nothing
and we all don't care"

yours,



Subject: Aoki
Date: May 27 2007 10:43:12 AM
Author: R

I, too, wondered why Steve Aoki was in the background.



Subject: Skull Skates
Date: May 27 2007 09:23:39 AM
Author: JohnChavello

Made a comment about retro skateboards a few pics back and there it is. No nose, no concave, big goofy wheels and no reason to own it except as a fashion accessory. This poser doesn't even use it to cross the street.



Subject: fuck that
Date: May 27 2007 08:58:37 AM
Author: lol@u

I aspire to be this guy! he's my hero.



Subject: DO!
Date: May 27 2007 07:58:47 AM
Author: DO!

DO!



Subject: don't make do's
Date: May 27 2007 04:05:25 AM
Author: skull skates

this guy will make your DAY!!!
a definite DO!!



Subject: Skull
Date: May 27 2007 03:02:20 AM
Author: Skates

Skateboard



Subject: be my dad
Date: May 27 2007 02:25:35 AM
Author: eltonbong at myspace

Ya, but first he's going to pawn the bike.
Drunk uncle.
Drunkle!



Subject: owning
Date: May 27 2007 02:03:49 AM
Author: mo

This guy owns it. He just fucking owns it. So I'm riding a pink bike, whatcha gonna do about it? Huh, toughguy? Yeah, that's what I thought. You're all talk.



Subject:
Date: May 27 2007 01:34:38 AM
Author:

what is steve aoki doing in the background?



Subject: ok
Date: May 27 2007 01:06:47 AM
Author: j craig

funny comment kinda true but yaknow Id much rather hang w/ this dude than that goofy do a while back lookin all faux eccentric w/ a skateboard.



Subject: heroic deeds
Date: May 27 2007 12:04:36 AM
Author: dad

hes somebodys hero



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