Can you believe people are still breeding? These were little kids and now they’re waking around with little outfits and makeup and a scarf. And then they’re going to make more people who will have more bullshit on their heads. DON’Ts are going to be the only thing left after a nuclear war.
Date: May 29 2008 01:35:30 AM
Author: Ana

I love it. The girl's gorgeous and the guy looks like the unfortunate bastard child of Dane Cook and Will Ferrell.



Date: Apr 23 2008 09:25:04 AM
Author: Chan

No, he looks like Tim Curry. This picture is like a tame version of Rocky Horror.



Subject: err..
Date: Feb 16 2008 03:07:02 AM
Author: gack

It's a DON'T for her to DO him.
Not that I blame him, I'd still hit it and quit it.
The guy looks like Brian from Half Baked.



Subject: hey dumb
Date: Feb 08 2008 11:56:37 PM
Author: ass

its because her shorts are the worst.



Subject: don't know what your problem is ...
Date: Feb 02 2008 10:07:11 PM
Author: SK

... cause i'd do her.

and why do you fucktards really gives a shit that she's wearing muddy running shoes?

if that alone would stop you ... well, you're gay (which is fine, btw), a metrosexual (which isn't fine, btw) or you're a fucking loser (most likely.)

fuck y'all.



Subject: 000
Date: Jan 07 2008 07:11:43 AM
Author: 000

For some reason I can't help think"I locked her in a box,I can dress her how I like"when I stare at that guy.



Subject: DO
Date: Nov 02 2007 10:40:56 PM
Author: Karnov

This couple is obviously a DO.



Subject: Optional Accessories
Date: Jul 18 2007 07:33:39 PM
Author: Chairmanblank

Hmm home girl is rocking the retro Madonna look and it's working with two specific problems. The first are the shoes which were probably chosen for the muddy terrain. The second is the long drink of water that looks like Shaggy with a Ph.d and a weed problem.



Subject: yeah
Date: Jul 12 2007 01:58:54 AM
Author: come on

wearing shit on your head is cool right now. it is his glasses that are the problem. i agree that this does look better than a lot of the uniform wearing do's. vice is going down the toilet.



Subject: wak=walk
Date: May 27 2007 02:59:48 PM
Author: your mother

there's a typo in this



Subject: Sodom
Date: May 26 2007 03:55:44 PM
Author: is funny

I think he has that silly smile all over his face because there is another loser behind him with their dick in his ass.



Subject: .
Date: May 25 2007 01:12:39 PM
Author: Kett

I think shes kinda hot, if she wasnt with him



Subject: White Stripes
Date: May 24 2007 08:39:18 AM
Author: Daniel La Poubelle

The White Stripes were going nowhere before they got a stylist.



Subject: tada
Date: May 22 2007 12:00:58 AM
Author: h j

wow, they removed my comment, fuck you guys.



Subject: fuck suck spank wank
Date: May 21 2007 09:51:59 PM
Author: Fry Guy

If that guy wasn't such a tool bag, and maybe was wearing all black, and wasn't a complete pie-monster, he'd have a cool "Khmer Rouge" thing going on...



Subject: bradford
Date: May 21 2007 06:50:46 PM
Author: bradford

"isn't that bradford from muchmusic."

i don't know his name, but i think so.



Subject: half right
Date: May 21 2007 02:37:56 PM
Author: yes

the girl looks cute! well, at least everything but the shoes. but she's got this sassy stance and a "you-wish you could have this" facial expression that makes her a definite do. from the ankles up, she's a DO.

the guy, on the other hand, is for sure a DON'T.



Subject: television.
Date: May 19 2007 05:57:03 PM
Author: mem

isn't that bradford from muchmusic.



Subject: waiting around...
Date: May 19 2007 04:08:30 PM
Author: J. Voorhees

These guys look like they're late for a bad european horror movie opening scene. The hacker's gonna take time with the missy though...



Subject: Fee
Date: May 19 2007 03:45:45 PM
Author: R Uby

fuck you i was just going to say that



Subject: at least they're not clones.
Date: May 19 2007 03:34:35 PM
Author: severine

you know vice is losing their touch when the "don'ts" are starting to look fresher than the "dos".



Subject: umm...no
Date: May 19 2007 02:46:30 PM
Author: chdlb

The upper classes, wealthy and the unjustified rulers will be the only donts around after a nuclear war..NOT these real and very likely to be nice people like these guys..



Subject: thank you content group comrades
Date: May 19 2007 01:09:29 PM
Author: fee

back to the black heart bile that shines like polished ebony. if you are free it makes you glad by being a reference to the truth, while letting you move beyond it. the thought is there... why why why and why do the fellow human being animal people keep sucking up the regurgitated pabulum passing as 'thought' or a 'position' or 'new'. and yet the mind itself is presenting the idea to itself of the mind not existing or being empty.. and so life is horrendous and lovely and worth it all in its rich variety.

and we all don't know nothing
and we all don't care



Subject: .
Date: May 19 2007 12:30:15 PM
Author: .

He's wearing some fancy makeup, so he might turn gay before any chance of breeding.



Subject: nm
Date: May 19 2007 12:08:52 PM
Author: nm

MARLA!



Subject: o jesus no
Date: May 19 2007 10:47:24 AM
Author: Sao

Was this taken at Warped Tour? Has Warped jumped the shark again?



Subject: ho hum
Date: May 19 2007 10:09:22 AM
Author: j craig

She looks like a young, less hot helena bonham carter, as stated;clothes somewhat boring but nonetheless boneable if picked up on a mountain hike;he looks like a more a prickish yuppier version of eddie izzard, that smile resembling that of a beetlejuice yuppie villian. Shes not so bad though.



Subject: helena bohnam carter mmmz
Date: May 19 2007 09:08:45 AM
Author: milky

oh jeez she is too cute



Subject: wanking around
Date: May 19 2007 07:42:24 AM
Author: ---

waking around?



Subject: I get it
Date: May 19 2007 06:53:36 AM
Author: honez

those black shoes she is wearing



Subject: Don't? DO!
Date: May 19 2007 05:51:11 AM
Author: Sue Donim

She's a Do! You can't tell me you Don't wanna Do her three ways from Thursday. Girl-crush ON.



Subject: girl
Date: May 19 2007 05:37:16 AM
Author: melodie

young helena bonham carter



Subject: wha
Date: May 19 2007 12:51:57 AM
Author: melly

that chic is HOT. She doesn't even deserve to be the the vicinity of a "don't"



Subject: rad
Date: May 19 2007 12:32:37 AM
Author: sweet

Tim Curry over there is smiling because he doesn't think that anyone notices him grabbing his chick's ass.

Yeah freedom rock, we get it. You're screwing Marla from Fight Club who you picked up at an acting workshop. You're a stud, big whoop.



Subject: second
Date: May 19 2007 12:27:22 AM
Author: freeman

looks like the dudes way too "stoked" to have scored a short czech girl



Subject: cladius
Date: May 19 2007 12:13:39 AM
Author: first

guy on the right basically looks liked a chilled out entertainer.



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