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Picking up a girl who wears tons of make-up is a bummer because after spending all night getting her to come over, you wake up with fucked-up pillows and somebody you’ve never seen before.
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Lauren, on Jan 11 2009 08:13:36 PM wrote:
she doesn't look like noel fielding, she looks like noel fielding's girlfriend! (who addmittedly looks a little bit like noel fielding)
Subject:
Date: Mar 16 2008 01:59:34 PM
Author: Feeble Screams from a Suburb Unknown
Lillian Gish?
The chick from the original Nosferatu after a drastic hair cut?
Subject: haha
Date: Mar 02 2008 01:57:42 AM
Author: Me
Chick on the right (if it's a chick) looks like Noel Fielding....
... or maybe it's just Noel Fielding.
Subject: erm
Date: Feb 07 2008 03:23:51 PM
Author: alex
maybe there's something wrong with me but the girl on the right is pretty much my ideal woman.
Subject: oh behave
Date: Dec 06 2007 10:13:44 PM
Author: nigga nice
i rather like having my dick smeared with M.A.C lipstick!
Subject: mega mask
Date: Nov 29 2007 09:48:31 AM
Author: big bonse
is that vince noir?
Subject: fucking assholes
Date: Sep 27 2007 02:49:39 PM
Author: anne frank
fucking intolerance
sieg heil
Subject: NO
Date: Sep 19 2007 06:35:45 PM
Author: HELL RELL
JENNIFER SILLY AND KAREN O.HELLNO
Subject: Mad TV
Date: Aug 27 2007 09:20:06 AM
Author: Gerry
is that the guy from Mad TV ?
Subject: jeezuz
Date: May 03 2007 10:40:55 AM
Author: cloudface
there's some sad cunts who comment at the start of these things
Subject: uhhhh the guy who said he'll take the 1
Date: May 02 2007 08:34:34 AM
Author: replying to
on the right... did he mean their right or our right? in otha words the brunette? is that a chic? I mean Im brunette but u kno i'm a chick when u look lol kinda hard not to wif these knockers
Subject: uffff
Date: May 01 2007 05:46:43 PM
Author: ruby red
"BUHUHUUUU my pillows are fucked up and i spent the night with a girl i have never seen before (and will probably never see again)!"...SO WHAT YOU SISSY??? the girls are alright!
Subject: FLIP FOR IT?
Date: May 01 2007 01:16:07 PM
Author: the other white tate
all that said, i'll take the one on the right.
Subject: beeeeeeeeest perlen
Date: Apr 30 2007 10:08:29 AM
Author: münster
@ms`ler : pass auf das dir nicht nächstes mal ordentlich die fresse poliert wird.
scheiß neidhammel
@ alle: geht doch barbie ficken oder die erzieherin von nebenan.AMEN
FUCK VICE
Subject: fuck you
Date: Apr 30 2007 12:07:42 AM
Author: fuckers!!
picking up a girl who wears a tonne of make up is just what the good doctor ordered; who givs a fuck what 'vice' thinks about chicks because 'vice' are just a bunch of gays who like to play dress up with their new interns, ha ha !
Subject: none
Date: Apr 27 2007 10:18:43 PM
Author: Stacey
These two could be Cinderella and Snow White, if "Alkaline Trio" did the animation and "My Chemical Romance" did the soundtrack.
Subject: Identity
Date: Apr 26 2007 02:26:31 PM
Author: c
Is that a Tilly sister with the singer of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs?
Subject: him on the right
Date: Apr 26 2007 11:20:31 AM
Author: chuckleberry slymm
is that the guy from the horrors?
Subject: who WRITS this crap?!
Date: Apr 26 2007 10:07:59 AM
Author: ellie
Definitely not you!
Subject: yeah
Date: Apr 26 2007 02:04:30 AM
Author: al
I wouldnt slay these dragons, who would? But hey, the ends always justify the means. Especially if your drunk enough to stumble into the ally-way where these girls posted up alongside buddy half-butt.
Subject: unfucking funny
Date: Apr 25 2007 07:14:34 PM
Author: unfucking funny
unfucking funny, who writs this crap?
Subject: lover
Date: Apr 25 2007 06:08:57 PM
Author: Germany
German lover i once had.
Subject: ..
Date: Apr 25 2007 07:15:55 AM
Author: ms'ler
hahaha die schäbige käthrin ekeljunkiefotze is bei den dont's gelandet.....sehr gut
Subject: Holy smokes
Date: Apr 24 2007 12:39:08 PM
Author: Steve
Got damn Vice, your assessment is spot on.
Subject:
Date: Apr 24 2007 02:06:35 AM
Author:
or you wake up with two underage boys
Subject: listen
Date: Apr 23 2007 11:50:09 PM
Author: dont mind me
you shitheads, those are girls in the way drag queens and transexuals refer to themselves as girls, not girls as in female.
Subject: thank you content team
Date: Apr 23 2007 10:24:35 PM
Author: fee
fun cap and they look (esp on right) like a bit of fun themselves. oh okay so i sometimes go for androgeny. they know they're dos and the cap is a truism as well.
went to spy on a cuban talent show
first stop- havana a-go-go
Subject: fat armz
Date: Apr 23 2007 10:11:16 PM
Author: wonderjammmz
the whole point of the bracelet-north-of-the-elbow trend is to show off yr coke-chic slenderness, not have it hug yr fat arms too tightly.
Subject: zzzzzz
Date: Apr 23 2007 08:51:12 PM
Author: POUL
HEY!THE ONE ON THE RIGHT IS AMMO FROM THE TEENAGE TALKING CARS!
Subject: Pose
Date: Apr 23 2007 05:38:57 PM
Author: Nate
They SO thought they'd be a "do".
Subject: men?
Date: Apr 23 2007 04:07:22 PM
Author: pollino
look at the bone structure...
Subject: pillowcase.
Date: Apr 23 2007 03:23:41 PM
Author: babykeepsitreal
ha! good point. her lipstick looks like that cheap shit you can buy that ends up turning a purplish color (on your lips and then later the pillowcase).
Subject: good vice
Date: Apr 23 2007 11:54:12 AM
Author: ellis
i thought maybe vice was falling off but things are looking up. cool cool cool cool back to bed
Subject: i smell...
Date: Apr 23 2007 10:34:16 AM
Author: kpa
...a repeat!
Subject: i dunno
Date: Apr 23 2007 10:25:27 AM
Author: mortimer
lil miss ramone here is frightful
and no amount of makeup is going to
get her on my guest list
but i'd give permission to blondie
to wipe her face all over my pillow case
or anywhere else that would be suitable.
Subject: oh vice
Date: Apr 23 2007 07:11:12 AM
Author: me
oh god, how sadly i can relate... best don't in a while.
Subject: Horse Hospital
Date: Apr 23 2007 03:22:44 AM
Author: Tits Face
Hey, leave off! These two are lovely. The make-up on pillow thing is a small practicality. In fact, it's their way of leaving a calling card, I suspect.
Subject: the girl on the left
Date: Apr 23 2007 02:44:58 AM
Author: sweetpea
might be kinda pretty if you could see her real face. her friend on the right scares me.
Subject: mehoffer
Date: Apr 23 2007 01:55:24 AM
Author: jack
This is perhaps the best caption you have ever posted.
Subject: .....
Date: Apr 23 2007 01:38:40 AM
Author: .....
she looks like martha stewart
Subject: real horrorshow
Date: Apr 23 2007 01:01:30 AM
Author: fuck haute couture
the girl on the right looks like she's trying to be the female Malcolm McDowell.
Subject:
Date: Apr 23 2007 12:58:07 AM
Author:
yeah i guess it's funny to make fun of the makeup, but the rosy cheeks on the johhny ramone-looking chick are kind of cool
you would have been better off making a joke about that plastic grandma couch cover shirt
also i propose eliminating the word 'bummer' from further DOs and DONTs, once we get rid of 'dink'
Subject: asparagus
Date: Apr 23 2007 12:49:16 AM
Author: dickhole
i think that the future of rock is in providence. yesterday
Subject: doye
Date: Apr 23 2007 12:38:04 AM
Author: ballon head
no dumb ass, these are not guys. im an avid comment reader, 99% of the comments always come towards "are they guys..."
ugly girl does not equal dick and balls. and the one on the left is ok. not amazing, but ok, i wouldnt be all wierd if see came up to me in a bar the way i would if a fat or ugly girl comes up and starts yapping.
Subject: .
Date: Apr 23 2007 12:12:23 AM
Author: .
agreed!
Subject: ...
Date: Apr 23 2007 12:09:17 AM
Author: first?
are these guys?
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