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Don’t you wish this guy wrote the DOs & DON’Ts instead of some wrinkly, rat-faced Canadian with an ironic moustache?
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Date: Apr 17 2008 08:43:45 AM
Author: franz
so extremly anoying its worth celebrating with
a day of laughing and spitting at all shitheads in the world, like in the oldtimes.
Date: Apr 15 2008 06:12:30 PM
Author: jg
this guy is writing the do's and don'ts, as we speak.
Date: Apr 02 2008 05:06:43 AM
Author: beth.
a thousand times yes.
Subject: Ye
Date: Feb 25 2008 11:58:51 AM
Author: A
This guy just wins, and I want to steal that hat.
Also:
Subject: shit no
Date: May 10 2007 12:19:28 AM
Author: alista
Now i know why the do's and dont's are so shit, they are written by canadians.."
Hey, are you saying our flannel shirts, lumberjack boots, and down coats, not to mention our toques are not the height of style.
Subject: hell yeah
Date: Jan 16 2008 07:39:35 AM
Author: nadine
yes, please.
Subject: got dressed in the dark
Date: Jan 14 2008 03:54:06 AM
Author: MonM
he looks like a cross between an extra on moulin rouge and a colour blind cat in the hat
Subject: Or...
Date: Jan 10 2008 12:23:09 PM
Author: Fatchin Dandee
I now present, Camel Colored Turd w/ Scar & Tophat!
Subject: .
Date: Jan 07 2008 02:51:55 PM
Author: Me
He looks like he arse wangled Willy Wonka, stole all his clothes and then dyed them ironically bland colours.
Subject: watermelon pickles
Date: Dec 28 2007 11:20:01 AM
Author: that funny reefer man
oh yes
Subject: <>
Date: Dec 17 2007 12:10:26 AM
Author: <>
Heyah! Mark Boland!
you will float your way onto the "tube"
after drinking a pitcher of acorn wine!
yes? no?
Subject: my order
Date: Oct 12 2007 01:20:21 PM
Author: sterling dinsmore
i'll take several.
Subject: pfff
Date: Aug 27 2007 06:00:52 PM
Author: what?
no
Subject: I like this man,
Date: Aug 16 2007 08:48:19 PM
Author: Gerrard Coil
I like men. Moustache Mafia 2.0! Ya'll hurrd?
Subject: I like this man,
Date: Aug 16 2007 08:48:13 PM
Author: Gerrard Coil
I like men. Moustache Mafia 2.0! Ya'll hurrd?
Subject: 000
Date: Jul 28 2007 04:39:13 PM
Author: 000
This guy is the Master Of Ceremonies of the weirdest acid trip in the world,He was the reason I was Banned from Active Service.
Subject:
Date: Jul 26 2007 02:26:06 PM
Author: john m
Yes.
Subject: this guy
Date: Jul 26 2007 12:09:31 PM
Author: wellthedaisysaid
this guy fucking rocks how could you not agree. look at that fucking outfit. bold.
Subject: read the
Date: Jul 18 2007 05:20:39 PM
Author: caption cunts
that ugly cunt looks nothing like bolan he looks more like a wrinkly rat faced canadian with an ironic moustache.
Subject: stupid fucks
Date: Jul 08 2007 12:19:47 AM
Author: the boat
every time someone from toronto is featured, everyone from toronto who knows who they are feels like they need to be like oh shit i know that dude
yeah i know that dude, we all know that dude, quit with the dumb bullshit
Subject: T. Rex
Date: May 24 2007 04:08:48 PM
Author: Andi Headphones
Dude looks like Marc Bolan. Awesome.
Subject: Mustaches
Date: May 20 2007 10:18:01 AM
Author: SmoothAmbiguity
Big G, little G what begins with G?
Gross, Grandpa, Geritol.
G,G,G!
Subject: QWEB
Date: May 14 2007 05:41:10 PM
Author: JOHNNY
THIS SLIMEBALL'S IDEAL WOMAN IS PROBABLY MEG FROM THE WHITE FUCKIN STRIPES.
COME ON LIVERPOOL FC IN ATHENS!!!!
WE'LL WIN IT SIX TIMES!!!
Subject: damn you moustache boy
Date: May 14 2007 05:32:37 PM
Author: wishful
yes, yes i do.
Subject: this guy
Date: May 14 2007 07:57:59 AM
Author: echo
i love this man, he is often on my train making the ride a little groovier.
Subject: shit no
Date: May 10 2007 12:19:28 AM
Author: alista
Now i know why the do's and dont's are so shit, they are written by canadians..
Subject: times are good
Date: May 07 2007 08:40:05 PM
Author: Dylan
Fuck, Aqualung got a new coat and top hat!? Now he'll really make an impression on those little girls.
Subject: Scouser
Date: May 07 2007 08:49:09 AM
Author: LIVERPOOOOOOOL
c'mon you fucking scouser!!
Subject: add
Date: May 06 2007 12:14:27 AM
Author: dull
man this guy looks like frank zappa meets dr who
Subject: Smoove
Date: May 03 2007 05:13:28 PM
Author: DooWap
Willie Wonka meets Withnail and goes to watch a Man U game.
Subject: MTA
Date: Apr 30 2007 09:13:30 AM
Author: CR
Dandy in the Underground
Subject: telephone booth
Date: Apr 28 2007 09:23:36 AM
Author: yo
Dr. Who didn't take no subway
Subject: jackson
Date: Apr 27 2007 10:46:31 PM
Author: action
Everyone needs to stop saying things are ironic. It implies that your whole existence is this big “Ta da!” where you’re really concerned with what everyone thinks about this complex joke you’ve conjured up. Not only could this guy give two shits if you “get it” or not, there’s not even anything to get, so get over it.
Subject: m
Date: Apr 24 2007 12:08:51 PM
Author: buckle machine
stop trying to write your own captions, they suck.
and this guy is major.
Subject: Chocolate
Date: Apr 23 2007 05:49:43 PM
Author: Nate
This man is willy wonkas brother. The one that went travelling round Asia in his early twenties and now lives in a studio flat that he rents for almost nothing cos he knows a guy, who knows a guy, and it's all cool cos he can supply some weed and knit everyone their own stripy scarfe.
Subject: That man
Date: Apr 22 2007 03:50:27 PM
Author: sum1
That man has a pair of balls, that you'd probably enjoy sucking on regardless of the 200% daily intake of sodium you'd be ingesting from licking such a pair of balls. Well done. blip...
Subject: Scots
Date: Apr 21 2007 10:06:44 PM
Author: Colm Meanie
Oh Look! Its Marvin McWeenie!
Subject: hhhhh
Date: Apr 21 2007 01:53:09 AM
Author: coldbowl
i'm not eben well yet^%9 arrrrrrrrrrrrghhhh
Subject: im fucked
Date: Apr 20 2007 09:57:03 AM
Author: mr mo jo
wait im far to fucked yes you are right this is a do sorry drugs will do that many sorrys
Subject: how you have lost yoou way
Date: Apr 20 2007 09:54:43 AM
Author: mr mojo
how can you say this is a dont whats wrong is the real vice man being held hostage do we all have to bail im out or has he just turned into a complete fuck wit. please stop swallowing large amounts of cock and return to your fine dirty bitchy old self we all know and love..come back vice man we miss you
Subject: sdfgsdfg
Date: Apr 19 2007 08:09:47 PM
Author: sdfgsdfg
no way. I want this guy to give me candy and turn all of the poeple who ever picked on me into giant blueberries.
Subject: goes
Date: Apr 19 2007 03:22:58 PM
Author: time
went a long way from hanging on bedford... there he used to stroll everyday in the same outfit containing of tracksuit pants, silk shirt and... flip flops
Subject: yes
Date: Apr 19 2007 06:26:03 AM
Author: yes
yes
Subject: This guy
Date: Apr 19 2007 12:49:39 AM
Author: is the shit
LIVERPOOL REDS FOREVER. WE'LL WIN IT SIX TIMES, SIX TIMES, SIX TIMES. SING WITH ME!
YNWA INSTANBUL 2005
Subject: Yes.
Date: Apr 18 2007 08:11:40 PM
Author: Emily.
Husband material.
Subject: Chocolate Factory
Date: Apr 18 2007 06:36:49 PM
Author: charlie bucket
this is willy wonka.
Subject: this dude
Date: Apr 18 2007 01:02:39 PM
Author: amanda
this dude is kinda sweet. he wants to battle my boyfriend to a duel, said he would 'drop his scarf' or something to start the battle. wha? his name is jaime. playright i think.
Subject: repeat
Date: Apr 18 2007 12:56:32 PM
Author: whatevs
Hasn't this guy, in a different outfit, been a do before?
Subject: Gavine
Date: Apr 18 2007 09:40:10 AM
Author: S. V.
No keep Gavin a little bits longer...he bring
me much good feelings to my stomach. i love
the comments he makes to people...very funny!
Subject: catch this
Date: Apr 18 2007 09:01:54 AM
Author: yfc
forget Dr Seuss this guy is some kind of child snatcher, I'm not saying he looks like a nonce he just reminds me of one.
Subject: Agree
Date: Apr 18 2007 05:17:37 AM
Author: Katrin
Yes!
Subject: i'd go creepy crawling
Date: Apr 18 2007 03:32:03 AM
Author: helter skelter
if this guy got me loaded up on lsd and asked me to come live in his commune i'd probably say yes.
Subject: !
Date: Apr 18 2007 12:25:02 AM
Author: Skweekah
He looks like something out of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory...
Subject: Hmm.
Date: Apr 17 2007 11:35:25 PM
Author: Wisher
Don't you wish loser hipsters on their way to Brooklyn from the West Village (that's the W4 stop, no?) would just fall on the fucking tracks instead of thinking there is a way to make a hat or mustache 'ironic'?
And it's not THAT cold here for scarf weather. I don't care if you can still see your breath, it's still APRIL.
Subject: Team Spirit!
Date: Apr 17 2007 10:49:49 PM
Author: The Cho'ster
Cho 'nuff!
This dappper fella' should be in the stand rooting for everyone's favorite college football team!
Cho Hokies! Cho Hokies!
This moustachioed pole smoking reverse lothario has inspired me to get out there and Cho for it!
Subject: I'd rather trust a country man....
Date: Apr 17 2007 10:30:00 PM
Author: Fry Guy
Nothing matters really, except the record label, Death From Above, we hardly knew ye, the books, the videos, the parties, the cocaine, the djs, the Williamsburg blues, the malaise that sets in after 36... nothing matters really....
The only thing that matters is that Jesus was a liar.
Subject: Idiots
Date: Apr 17 2007 10:19:46 PM
Author: Michael
The point is that the guy is what the caption says. You big bunch of retards.
Subject: yeah...
Date: Apr 17 2007 10:12:38 PM
Author: aesk47
and by the way i was thinking about your mustache and it's really not ironic...it's just a fuckin lame ass mustache...not even a cool one just the kind that all the pseudo-anarchists in my classes wear...so yeah you suck gavin!!
Subject: is cool!! cheers dudezz!!
Date: Apr 17 2007 10:09:46 PM
Author: blowing up irish people
carbombs ARE for college students, and assholes, and asshole college students.
if this guy refused to serve them to you, good for him
Subject: cousin lovin'?
Date: Apr 17 2007 10:05:45 PM
Author: lame. like, the fabric.
http://viceland.com/int/dd.php?id=161&country=us
Subject: King of cool
Date: Apr 17 2007 09:10:47 PM
Author: rob
Me and my buddy noticed Happy Ending had Guinness
on tap, so we asked this guy for two Irish car bombs(shot of whiskey dropped into Guinness) and he told us twice, "No, this isn't a college bar." We thought that was pretty pretentious and have been laughing about him ever since.
Subject: whoa
Date: Apr 17 2007 08:51:47 PM
Author: jonathan harker
It is the man himself! He's grown young!
Subject: timewarp
Date: Apr 17 2007 08:07:36 PM
Author: Spock
OMG, it's Dr. Who!!!!
Subject: ho-hum
Date: Apr 17 2007 07:30:21 PM
Author: glum
Sometimes I wonder if Vice writers cry themselves to sleep or slit their wrists over the fact that the vast majority of the readers of their publication, or at least those who post comments on the website, are so entirely dim-witted, while they are sharp and sexy.
(I do not exclude myself from my statement)
Subject: yeah but
Date: Apr 17 2007 07:12:04 PM
Author: emily
gavin is hot
Subject: 1
Date: Apr 17 2007 06:58:51 PM
Author: d
richard mcbeef
Subject: this guy sucks
Date: Apr 17 2007 06:51:13 PM
Author: that dude
he is all over places like SWAY and he wears that fucking top hat and is ENGLISH. He fucking sucks. We throw things at him.
Subject: it's him
Date: Apr 17 2007 06:43:31 PM
Author: S
haha, it's funny, because the caption kind of describes this guy
Subject: Indeed
Date: Apr 17 2007 06:27:41 PM
Author: Yes
This bloke's style seems very Dr Seuss-influenced. He is rightly in this section for that reason.
Subject: ...
Date: Apr 17 2007 06:23:06 PM
Author: matty
i found Waldo!
Subject: mm
Date: Apr 17 2007 05:52:44 PM
Author: hm
Paddym called it. The VBS audio is all over the place. content is excellent, audio could be tweaked. rat-faced canadians unite!
Subject: always see this guy
Date: Apr 17 2007 05:24:01 PM
Author: Leroy Johnson
on bedford--- i also think i've seen him bartend at happy ending. that top hat has been his thing for a while. wish there was a pic of him in the leopard pants i've seen him in.
Subject: Limey
Date: Apr 17 2007 04:37:32 PM
Author: MikeyK
Gavin's still a better caption writer than any GD 19th-century Dickensonian apparition
Subject: you really want an answer to that?
Date: Apr 17 2007 04:35:06 PM
Author: pm
you do a great job Gav. screw this turdburglar's opinion.
Subject: This Guy
Date: Apr 17 2007 04:16:41 PM
Author: Brendan Rules
This guy looks like Willie Wonka gone child molester.
Subject: .
Date: Apr 17 2007 03:47:07 PM
Author: .
sigh. hanging out with gary oldman on acid isnt nearly as cool as i thought it would be. blurrier too.
Subject: ...
Date: Apr 17 2007 03:44:35 PM
Author: iik
Oh, I get it. The guy in the photo is also a wrinkly, rat-faced Canadian with an ironic moustache!
I'm so smart.
Subject: fuck this guy
Date: Apr 17 2007 03:39:17 PM
Author: dicksling
i see this shitbag all over bedford looking for attention. it looks like his dream came true.
Subject: kindheit
Date: Apr 17 2007 03:11:50 PM
Author: fuck haute couture
sure, maybe he would come up with cool ideas like only posting people just like himself and then every day would be like a fresh game of "Where's Waldo"
Subject: yes
Date: Apr 17 2007 03:07:33 PM
Author: please
yes.
Subject: looks like
Date: Apr 17 2007 02:52:55 PM
Author: nappy-headed ho-tep
Michel Gondry.
Subject: let me think a bout it
Date: Apr 17 2007 02:42:00 PM
Author: irene Sanz
...no thanks!
^_^
Subject: wit
Date: Apr 17 2007 02:31:46 PM
Author: jn
Hipster dufus sums it up. Witty caption though.
Subject: nerdage
Date: Apr 17 2007 02:26:40 PM
Author: nerd
This guy's been a do before, the one about having a big brother telling you how to dress.
Subject: What
Date: Apr 17 2007 02:23:46 PM
Author: a
fuckin hipster dufus..
Subject: vbs.
Date: Apr 17 2007 02:17:13 PM
Author: ...
What's up with VBS today? Nothing seems to work!
Subject: photoshop
Date: Apr 17 2007 02:16:45 PM
Author: grrgle
that looks like some lameass photoshop to me. why god why
Subject: Someone,
Date: Apr 17 2007 02:11:04 PM
Author: Please..
Push him on the tracks next time you see him and do humanity a favour..
Subject: no THANKS..
Date: Apr 17 2007 02:10:10 PM
Author: actually..
This fucktard should be writing on his prison cell wall..for harming so many eyeballs with his hideous presence..really a bizzaro world dont , right?
Subject: scarf.
Date: Apr 17 2007 02:06:21 PM
Author: ermacon
are people still doing that first thing?
i thought that was ok but if its just one guy, then?
i used to have a scarf like that though at school but it was all red. a bit like rupert the bears i think. not sure.
Subject: the big G
Date: Apr 17 2007 02:03:48 PM
Author: paddym
No way. Gavin is still on point. Gotta fix the audio for the vbs d&ds, though.
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