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What’s a bigger loser than passing out in a stall because you’re too drunk? Here’s an idea, Jonathan, sneak out and go home. You don’t have to say goodbye or explain that you can’t hang. Just vanish. It’s far more noble than becoming a laugh model for the rest of us.
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Subject: haha
Date: Jun 14 2007 10:27:05 AM
Author: what?
I took that same picture at the Jane party last year at CMJ.
veird..
Subject: -
Date: Jun 07 2007 11:36:34 AM
Author: kim
what a cock.
Subject: CHOKE
Date: May 14 2007 04:35:20 PM
Author: JOHNNY
AT LEAST HE'S IN A GOOD BODY POSITION SO HE WON'T CHOKE ON HIS OWN VOMIT.
Subject: :|
Date: May 03 2007 11:38:26 AM
Author: Sal
One word...Failed
Subject: cum
Date: Apr 21 2007 02:06:16 AM
Author: coldbowl
his head is on a burnt booger
Subject: not much to say but
Date: Apr 17 2007 07:56:19 PM
Author: fee
thank you "hollywood_hillbilly" and "levi strauss"
Subject: i concur
Date: Apr 17 2007 12:08:39 PM
Author: fuck haute couture
I gotta agree with VICE here (or evidently I should say I agree with someone named "Gavin", whom all the other commenters seem to know on a first-name basis), it sucks when you're so scared to be the pussy who cops out and goes home first that you would rather take a nap in a toilet stall than just call a cab.
I've been the first one to slip off unnoticed into cab and hear the next day what a pussy I am many many times, but I'm also the one that drinks the hardest and wakes up the earliest. Which suits me just fine.
Subject: stylin
Date: Apr 16 2007 10:28:02 PM
Author: levi strauss
boot cut jeans are for pussies
Subject: !
Date: Apr 16 2007 09:36:54 PM
Author: skweekah
He's one of those guys who shakes the urine off your piss pump just after you have liberated your body of it's internal excrement..... I think.....
Subject: this guy...
Date: Apr 16 2007 09:13:46 PM
Author: hollywood_hillbilly
maybe he is just bummed out that he picked the stall without a glory hole =/
Subject: hmm
Date: Apr 16 2007 03:42:00 PM
Author: stevezero
Judging by the shoes, jeans, sweater and oxford, I'm willing to bet that the chances of this guy being from Chicago are strong to quite strong. Probably the North side. If he would have been wearing carpenter jeans I would've guessed south side for sure.
Subject: whats a bigger loser
Date: Apr 16 2007 03:13:48 PM
Author:
oh, vice. in your hurry to make up for not posting any dos and donts in the past couple of days, you didn't really check over the balkan intern's grammar. too bad; it's otherwise really good advice.
Subject: please,
Date: Apr 16 2007 01:36:32 PM
Author: please,
please go back home to New jersey?
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