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papaver, on Mar 29 2009 09:29:34 PM wrote:
i agree with severine, fucking him silly would be fantastic
but i wish his little chest hairs weren't clawing themselves out of that horrendous chanel jacket.
Date: Mar 30 2008 05:33:14 PM
Author: haha
what a jew
Subject: WOULD hit it
Date: Jan 27 2008 08:52:10 PM
Author: severine
i'm a female gentile and i too would fuck this dude silly.
jews are hot, and anyone hating on them is jealous and can get stuffed. so fuck off!
Subject: Eugene?
Date: Jan 04 2008 12:44:46 PM
Author: B-Illa
Bringin' down the house 2. (The big payback!)
Subject: hotness
Date: Oct 10 2007 02:36:36 PM
Author: mommy
super. i'd rub my tits on that.
Subject: you
Date: Aug 04 2007 07:54:34 PM
Author: fuck
what about this guy is a do? so what, he stole a chanel jacket from his grandmother
Subject: Your Do's are all Don'ts!!!
Date: Aug 01 2007 12:42:16 PM
Author: Mr. X
Or is that the point? anyway, don't even elude to this being smooth unless you live in a place where this guy beats you up everyday and gives you swirlies.
Subject: eric bogosian
Date: Jul 19 2007 08:48:27 AM
Author: eric bogosian
take that jacket away and this guy is just another premature ejaculating, dandruff eating encyclopedia of insecurities
Subject: the boat
Date: Jul 07 2007 06:52:17 PM
Author: toronto
oh my god, eugene
Subject: JEW
Date: Jul 06 2007 11:07:03 PM
Author: LEE
Comment below..If your joking HAHA! If not uumm I guessed you missed the part where it says "he’s got a silk Chanel jacket"
Subject: whered he get that?
Date: Jun 25 2007 07:38:18 PM
Author: yeti
im loving that jacket, anyone know what it would be called or where i could get something like that?
Subject: op
Date: Jun 17 2007 08:11:01 AM
Author: oh
"he looks like Marc Jacobs"
so funny comment!!!
yes yes yes!i know the jacobs!!!
twin twin twin!
must be alive...haha...
Subject: Hot damn
Date: Apr 27 2007 09:11:03 PM
Author: random chick
Any guy who resembles Groucho Marx that much is a definite DO.. holy damn he's sexy.
Subject: 123
Date: Apr 12 2007 03:46:32 PM
Author: asd
Guys who aren't going to steal your girl = Do's
Guys who are better looking than the vice writers = Don'ts
Subject: boner
Date: Mar 31 2007 05:21:11 PM
Author: yes
I (female) would totally throw it to this guy any day of the week.
Subject: jacket
Date: Mar 09 2007 02:25:40 PM
Author: G
This guy is a fucking Warrior.
Subject: he looks like Marc Jacobs
Date: Mar 07 2007 03:00:55 PM
Author: lulz
he looks like Marc Jacobs
Subject: thas right
Date: Dec 22 2006 05:37:37 PM
Author: lolz
i saw bob saget on a documentary the other day, it made me rofl
Subject: What a bunch of fucking idiots.
Date: Dec 13 2006 04:35:15 PM
Author: Alpha Female
First and foremost...
Please do not insult anyone if you can not spell the word Nazi. Either you people have mistaken being an ignorant shithead anti-Semite as hip, or this whole Jew-bashing extravaganza is some really failed attempt at satire. Of course... you can't even spell Nazi, so that does provide a bit of irony, given that bigotry is pretty uneducated.
Poser? I remember that word. It was what people called other people in high school, no, middle school, because they wanted everyone to know that they were the one who was really cool... not that other person! No... THINK I'M COOL! NOT HIM! Grow up, guys, insecurity is so late '90s. I thought you people were supposed to be non-conformists, but I guess you're all just a bunch of posers. Even though only posers feel the need to say poser.
This guys is amazing. Maybe you chumps are just jealous because I'm going to be the third female here to say, "Dude... I would fuck him." I would fuck his brains out. I agree 100% with the caption.
Subject: howard og stern
Date: Aug 16 2006 07:24:26 PM
Author: mf-villian
crusty ass
Subject: this thing
Date: Jul 10 2006 07:43:22 PM
Author: canada
Ummmmm you say he likes tea??
Well how sweet and nice.
To bad he was not interested in the study of the practical 15 th floor un secured building leap .....
you can smell the bloody limp cocked communist liberalistic euginic atrophy right off of his photo.
VOMIT
Subject: fuckin' eh!
Date: Jul 10 2006 12:32:45 PM
Author: Nicole
That's Eugene from Lenin I Shuminov! :) He likes tea.
Subject: think
Date: May 22 2006 05:21:12 PM
Author: reason
Ever wonder why those evil natzies hated jews so much??
Well here is your answer
Subject: Sharpies
Date: May 13 2006 07:39:47 PM
Author: Hatsumomo
Let's try to keep sharpies and black eyeliner away from Bob Saget from now on..
Subject: The Boat
Date: May 03 2006 10:22:17 AM
Author: Mr. Bitter
"That looks like The Boat"
Damn - i'd say it smells like The Boat. Actually, it is The Boat - nice catch. And don't ever, ever order the peanuts there. Nasty.
Subject: Funnier
Date: Apr 26 2006 12:43:47 AM
Author: Dan
Another brilliant caption.
Subject: Saved by the bell
Date: Apr 25 2006 01:01:39 AM
Author: Screech
This is fucking Dustin Diamond!
Subject: i saw him
Date: Apr 24 2006 11:52:38 PM
Author: at the show
he was selling swag for his brother's rap band, 'gefilte phish'.
Subject: .
Date: Apr 23 2006 07:08:54 PM
Author: girl
You guys are back.
Subject: EUGENE
Date: Apr 23 2006 05:26:43 PM
Author: Hardy Har
Haha! Yeah right! Eugene's a living breathing BONER ATTACK!!!
Subject: marry my son
Date: Apr 23 2006 11:07:12 AM
Author: eugene\\\'s mom
http://static.flickr.com/46/128197040_8ebac206dd.jpg
Subject: Hi Mom!!
Date: Apr 23 2006 07:39:27 AM
Author: Bonita
gay jews rule!! bow now...and while your down there.....
Subject: why oh why
Date: Apr 22 2006 10:24:40 PM
Author: #1jew fan
why all the jew hating on this board, what's wrong with jews, especially jew look alikes who wear stylish cruise wear and can perfectly describe a vagina even without ever getting any action. I salute you
Subject: i know that guy!
Date: Apr 22 2006 12:01:05 PM
Author: tomas
he plays music in a band called Rosasia!
He is extremely talented!
Subject: Jew
Date: Apr 21 2006 11:59:48 PM
Author: Idiot
The guy isn't Jewish, he is wearing a cross necklace, and only posers try to do ironic shit like that.... not to say this guy isn't a poser.
Subject: what the?
Date: Apr 20 2006 07:38:59 AM
Author: Underdog
Is he picking his ass?
Subject: oh god i'm depressed
Date: Apr 19 2006 08:12:37 PM
Author: A
what's the world coming to - this IS a do. You know it, I know it, yet I still look like green zip up/white addidas standing behind Slonimerov.
I'm thinking it's all gone a bit far . . . nah!
Subject: Your mate
Date: Apr 19 2006 08:12:27 PM
Author: Millhouse
I think those eyebrows are attached to his stylish eyewear.
Subject: Eugene
Date: Apr 19 2006 05:43:26 PM
Author: John Lasek
Yeah, that's Eugene Slonimerov alright. Vice featured his band Lenin I Shumov in their guide to Toronto
Subject: DONT!
Date: Apr 19 2006 03:16:33 PM
Author: pm
ummm, that's an 'ironic cross'
get it?
yeah, me neither. get bent heimy-boy
Subject: Hmm
Date: Apr 19 2006 02:32:50 PM
Author: Shania
What the hell is with you guys, he's wearing a cross.
Yeah and I'd mack on him too!
Subject: that comment
Date: Apr 19 2006 01:28:48 PM
Author: d
ladies and gentlemen, ruck higgins is a funny guy. seriously.
Subject: Waiting for T-Cells
Date: Apr 19 2006 12:43:19 PM
Author: Ruck Higgins
I didn't realize Eugene Levy was HIV-positive.
Subject: NIL.
Date: Apr 19 2006 12:37:14 PM
Author: 3507321C
I DON'T EVEN KNOW HERE TO BEGIN WITH HOW MUCH THIS GUYS A DON'T.
Subject: hott
Date: Apr 19 2006 12:36:53 PM
Author: LAchick
I'd do him.
Subject: i'm a russian mennonite
Date: Apr 19 2006 09:24:04 AM
Author: Bucky Poetker
Is this the guy from Rozasia/Lenin I Shumov? That looks like The Boat
Subject: pecker
Date: Apr 19 2006 08:54:40 AM
Author: peter
"Hi, my name's Jewy Jewenstein. Nice to meet you."
Subject: Jooz
Date: Apr 19 2006 08:44:11 AM
Author: Sluticia "FLaVa" Mcwhore
OMGz I luV JOoZ!!
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