Every time tough guys get wasted they go gay. In New York they shake their ass like “Da Baddest Bitch” as girls freak them from behind. In Moscow they get down on their knees and suck beer cock like they’re just kidding. Can someone not just give these guys some E, have a slumber party, and get it over with?
Fake Blood, on Oct 19 2008 05:20:49 AM wrote:
Why drink Grolsch?

The lady looks niiiice


Date: Jun 13 2008 07:19:26 AM
Author: Ikillclowns

Why?



Date: May 04 2008 12:54:13 AM
Author: Lord

you know whats funny.. because he is willing to 'suck her dick" she will totally sleep with him now.. think about it.. I know its been a long time since YOU were virgins and stuff but I bet She will even pay for dr*gs and the cab as well now.. this should be a how to get laid DO



Subject: Smart Marketing
Date: Feb 03 2008 06:17:47 AM
Author: Branson Carbine

It's wise of you to keep tossing all these old DOs and DON'Ts onto the home page.

That way it's not so immediately apparent that Gavin's gone and you've completely lost your sense of humor.



Subject: ....
Date: Jan 05 2008 05:18:43 PM
Author: Delawarean

She's wearing a Delaware shirt. ha ha ha



Subject: Ruskie broad
Date: Aug 01 2007 12:59:06 PM
Author: Mr. X

Is packing.....I'd like to fight/have sex with her. Vodka lube anyone?



Subject: ahah
Date: Feb 04 2007 11:46:42 AM
Author: gigi

vice should really have a russian edition of their edition



Subject: WORD CANT TELL
Date: Aug 16 2006 07:27:33 PM
Author: MF-VILLIAN

WHO CAN ONLY TELL WHAT HE DOES OFF THE CAMERA EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ALL IN THA ASS IN SHIT EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ,SLIP'N AND SLID'N DROPPING ALL THE DAM SOAP ,,ON PURPOSE AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAH



Subject: WTF
Date: Jul 17 2006 03:36:42 PM
Author: Dirty Dave

Nyet, Nyet, Nyet! Commrade has his priorites all fucked up. Dah!



Subject: delaware t
Date: May 22 2006 12:15:08 PM
Author: C

At least there's one person who isn't ashamed to promote the First State, even if she is in Russia.



Subject: Damn
Date: Apr 26 2006 08:02:18 AM
Author: Dirt Diggle

He's prolly one body shot away from getting that bottle stuck up his ass;faggit bitch..Oh that chick is cute,I'd do her in the back alley of that club...



Subject: Beautiful
Date: Apr 21 2006 09:41:40 AM
Author: Miss Woo

She looks like a pin-up girl.
Too bad about the homo.
He ruined it for me.



Subject: so yeah
Date: Apr 20 2006 06:00:43 PM
Author: yeah

i'd suck er cock too



Subject: tits
Date: Apr 20 2006 04:15:33 PM
Author: the black guy

She has great tits. He should impregnate her with a keg of beer,wait a few months and suck beer from her tits. That's what a black guy would do.



Subject: wut
Date: Apr 19 2006 07:04:57 PM
Author: dasha

Delaware conspiracy!!!! they have stores!?



Subject: I am from Delaware, and point out things
Date: Apr 19 2006 03:07:15 PM
Author: from my tiny, sad state.

She is wearing a Delaware shirt...in Russia?



Subject: beer-cock
Date: Apr 17 2006 04:24:21 AM
Author: sleep-o

not cool man



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