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Dude is really fucking proud of the fact that his dick looks like the dicks people draw on bathroom walls.
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portra, on Jan 19 2009 02:35:50 PM wrote:
Whenever I see a guy in those very skinny fit jeans, I ask myself
"where does he put his junk?"
appearently the guys usually wearing those pants just dont have a lot going on crotchwise, but I salute them for not trying to hide it
Date: May 19 2008 02:42:40 PM
Author: mr.lovah
look at the veins on his arm and imagine that penis without the sexy-pants.
Date: May 11 2008 10:18:24 PM
Author: he's anorexic
look at those arms! he's not trying to show off his junk like that---he refuses to admit he needs larger pants because that fucks up his life more than showing off his cock to everyone in town!
Date: May 06 2008 11:18:50 AM
Author: tootsie roll
i know that guy! we all laugh at him and call him The Sock!
Date: Apr 24 2008 11:35:40 PM
Author: skweekah
DIck looks like gonzo! You rock dude!
Date: Apr 17 2008 06:45:14 PM
Author: muppet
Dudes cock looks like Gonzo.
Date: Apr 07 2008 06:59:53 PM
Author: DOOKIE
FUCKING DIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Subject: yummi
Date: Mar 05 2008 06:58:30 PM
Author: karola
grrr...
Subject: umm
Date: Feb 22 2008 11:00:11 AM
Author: jonnydetroit
gross...
Subject: Actual vomit
Date: Feb 04 2008 12:36:44 AM
Author: Ruby
I have been sick all weekend, but keeping food down fine for the last day and a half. This threw all that progress to hell. Ewwwwwwwwwww
Subject: picture
Date: Jan 30 2008 12:53:14 PM
Author: Q
yeah im in italy now and your not dressed metrosexually your not cool here
Subject: y
Date: Jan 26 2008 04:33:49 AM
Author: y
Dude may be hung but won't have kids
Subject: outreach
Date: Dec 31 2007 04:14:04 PM
Author: whatwouldjoshdo?
All you selfish fuckers knocking on this guy; this outfit is a cry for help.
I mean the agony he must have felt trying to wedge all his junk in there...it's self mutilation, I tell ya.
Subject: dickhead
Date: Dec 30 2007 11:22:37 AM
Author: jeroen
wow that ledge behind that pussy looks great to skate!
Subject: dickprint
Date: Dec 25 2007 02:44:38 AM
Author: Realist
Poor Italian men!
Subject: ....1..11..111.1.1.1..
Date: Nov 26 2007 01:21:14 PM
Author: Ceeb
I had to become a unic after seeing this crime against mankind.
Blarg.
Subject: Salty
Date: Oct 28 2007 11:36:09 AM
Author: Nut Vendor
Looks like a cashew.
Subject: Emphysema Afflicted Penis
Date: Oct 19 2007 02:20:52 PM
Author: MikeD
Have you ever seen those anti-smoking pictures of lungs with emphysema where it looks like someone tied pot roast strings around a lung and baked it for three hours and the lung got all bubbly and gross? That's what this lover did to his dick with those pants, then he hung it out there as advertising.
Subject: sdgs
Date: Sep 23 2007 03:25:40 PM
Author: Teo
nice sandals dickhead!!
Subject: fag
Date: Jul 24 2007 01:00:53 AM
Author: frank
"Im not sure which is more gayer, the person who took this photo or those fuckin sandals. Damn I'm good"
So good that you got to skip english lessons to infect the world with your shitty grammar?
Subject: ...
Date: May 23 2007 09:02:02 PM
Author: yasmin
For some reason whenever Robert Plant's crotch comes up you can稚 help but wonder. But this just defeats the purpose; it looks like a fucking rotting sausage that痴 been cooked, fried, sat on and beaten and now its trying to play peek-a-boo. Fuck man. The world doesn稚 need to see that.
Subject: Viagra
Date: May 21 2007 03:47:56 PM
Author: Viagra
"You have made a good site
Subject: .
Date: May 05 2007 04:03:35 AM
Author: Rob
nice Manmeltoe.
Subject: you can just tell he's thinking...
Date: Apr 18 2007 06:02:49 PM
Author: bam
"Yeah... nobody can tell I've got a foetus in my crotch. All RIGHT!"
Subject: or is it a sock?
Date: Feb 27 2007 06:02:50 PM
Author: bgpoztop
Poor, poor man. still living in the late 70's and early 80's Castro clone look.
He probably didn't get lucky then and he certainly isn't going to get lucky now!!!
Problem is, he just doesn't know any other way to dress.
Subject: Im good
Date: Feb 27 2007 04:30:26 PM
Author: seminal ejector
Im not sure which is more gayer, the person who took this photo or those fuckin sandals. Damn I'm good.
Subject: mmm
Date: Feb 23 2007 01:10:14 AM
Author: spanker
Maybe hes smuggling the other five breezers in there...
Subject: sloppy keyboard
Date: Feb 22 2007 11:09:06 PM
Author: B.real
good lord, I've never barfed on my keyboard before....do you have any idea how long it'll take to clean this?
Subject: wow
Date: Feb 13 2007 06:54:17 PM
Author: woot
wow this is lazy. it;s from this website
http://fukung.net/v/960/060612_man.jpg
Subject: I've seen this before
Date: Feb 13 2007 04:36:18 PM
Author: nut job
Someone emailed me this a few months ago. One of your Don'ts minions is leaking information. Or you guys are just getting lazy and printing anything you find in your inbox.
Subject: woo
Date: Feb 12 2007 10:27:59 AM
Author: ribbo
it's like in spinal tap where he has a foil wrapped cucumber in his pants
Subject: ................
Date: Feb 08 2007 07:55:53 PM
Author: noelle
eeewww.... for-rizzle
Subject: no way
Date: Feb 07 2007 08:34:32 AM
Author: *****
HAHAHAHA eeeeew it's so true
Subject: yikes!
Date: Feb 07 2007 08:12:47 AM
Author: sweetpea
i do believe that poor man's penis is trying to escape. it's like those national geographic documentaries they show with squid and octopi being trapped in glass tubes of various shapes - they just keep squirming around until they find an extit. you can almost hear it squeak: "let me out of here - i can't breathe!"
Subject: Han
Date: Feb 07 2007 12:23:54 AM
Author: john law
If you tilt your head, it kinda looks like Han Solo when he was frozen in carbonite.
Subject: asdf
Date: Feb 06 2007 10:11:36 PM
Author: asdf
and that's a don't???
Subject: it pays to advertise
Date: Feb 06 2007 02:40:12 AM
Author: paddym
This is why I will always admire/envy fags. If they wanna get fucked and sucked they just go out and advertise it on a sunday afternoon like it ain't no thang
Subject: i wasn't going to comment but...
Date: Feb 05 2007 11:14:49 PM
Author: myspace.com/zarkazstic
i hit back on my browser and realized that his wreckingball phallus was incredibly noticable even as a thumbnail. i haven't felt a mixture of envy and nausea this intense since my ex started dating a lawyer.
Subject: I don't...
Date: Feb 05 2007 06:25:37 PM
Author: Ebenezer
If this guy is so proud of his cock, why the hell is he so unhappy? Could it be that his lower-fucking-half can't breathe? It's called imagination, asshole, and you're supposed to leave something to it.
Subject: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: Feb 05 2007 05:09:42 PM
Author: !!!!!!
oh GOD! i can't ..OH GOD!!
Subject: pants
Date: Feb 05 2007 11:36:56 AM
Author: Eli Cash
woah
Subject: schlonker
Date: Feb 05 2007 10:45:06 AM
Author: Franny
what a perfectly shaped schlonker!!!!
is that a hedgehog in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Subject: with it
Date: Feb 04 2007 07:58:33 PM
Author: i agree
I support the post below. It IS Melbourne (Australia), it IS a real photo, YES it was cropped from the original - so fucking what. Cropping doesn't detract from the point of the post - stop whinging you spank brains!!!!!!!!
Subject: wine coolers
Date: Feb 04 2007 05:21:14 PM
Author: guy in the background
i can attest to the authenticity of that photo as i am the guy in the background. it was taken on southbank in melbourne about a year ago. its not photoshopped, that guy was packing the biggest chopper you have ever seen. either that, or he had severed a small childs arm and stuffed it down the front of his pants. in response to tim allens comment - i am not doing that 'blowjob thing' with my mouth, i am about to projectile vomit pizza into my lap in disbelief. this guy is living proof that drinking wine cooler definitely doesn't turn you into a pussy.
Subject: a nice dinner
Date: Feb 04 2007 03:17:25 PM
Author: LuciaTol
On his day off, Rotterdam's Mr. Leather '79 strolls home the long way, after buying a few things at the market to make a nice dinner for Mrs. Leather.
Subject: Optical illusion
Date: Feb 04 2007 09:02:55 AM
Author: Relativity
If I weighed 80 pounds, my dick would wrap around to my hip, too.
And if it did, I would also wear light-colored, super-tight pants to attract attention to the disproportion. And I, too, would have attractive girls giggling while sneaking photographs of me (as this originally appeared on the internet years ago before being cropped for this page). And I too would go home alone, to not eat and jerk off.
So really, the only change in my life would be I would eat a lot less. Maybe it's time to re-evaluate my life...
Subject: john holmes
Date: Feb 04 2007 03:13:15 AM
Author: guillaume
he must be a porn actor sayin' he's "ready anytime, anywhere"
Subject: '
Date: Feb 03 2007 08:25:49 PM
Author: mr mojo risin
hes wearing fucken chick pants theres no cock room in chick pants
Subject: shoulders
Date: Feb 03 2007 08:04:13 PM
Author: back!
Why would you dress in a way to draw attention to yourself, then walk all awkward and self consciously?
Subject: lemon lime cooler
Date: Feb 03 2007 01:07:23 PM
Author: Bartles & Jaymes
Wine coolers are delicious.
Subject: faaaaaaa
Date: Feb 03 2007 12:21:41 PM
Author: wfe
does this mean i can submit dos and donts pictures?
Subject: stolen pic
Date: Feb 03 2007 12:06:05 PM
Author: shoan
This pic is stolen from another other source. VICE sucks.
Subject: His dick
Date: Feb 03 2007 09:25:06 AM
Author: armie
is actually the least offensive thing about this outfit. The cat-sick coloured pants and sport sandles are burning my eyes. It also looks like he's carrying a big bag of dirty diapers. Why is the picture on the front of his shirt so small?
Just all-around creepy.
Subject: hm
Date: Feb 03 2007 04:26:19 AM
Author: what
looks like Melbourne?
Subject: henry
Date: Feb 03 2007 03:43:55 AM
Author: fuck haute couture
no, it doesn't look like davie and denman either. And anyway, by the time davie hits denman it's not the gay neighborhood anymore, it's the "rich people who can afford to live on English Bay" neighborhood.
Subject: .
Date: Feb 03 2007 02:10:55 AM
Author: .
Ooooooooooooooooo my fucking god, Oooohhhuuggg... ah fucking hell. what the fuck.
Subject: holy fucking shit
Date: Feb 03 2007 01:07:31 AM
Author: abigail
his dick looks like a fetus.
Subject: thats what crushed baby looks like.
Date: Feb 03 2007 01:00:01 AM
Author: ...
hooooooooooooly fucking shlong.
Subject: alex
Date: Feb 03 2007 12:38:23 AM
Author: dollface
wow. do you really get that worked up about things like that? Let me guess, when sis steals the remote you cry when she changes the lifetime channel. If you're on a crusade against plagiarism, you're going to have a long, hard job. This is the internet.
Subject: re: alex is a nob
Date: Feb 02 2007 11:57:37 PM
Author: Johannes
GIS google image search, right?
Just did it, no pic. Sorry, ass.
Subject: original pic.
Date: Feb 02 2007 11:34:22 PM
Author: alex
this gets even more pathetic, do a GIS on "guy with tight pants" and it's the FIRST fucking result.
Subject: plagiarism!
Date: Feb 02 2007 11:32:18 PM
Author: alex
wow, you guys actually stole a picture, edited out the smiling girl that should be on the left (yes i've seen the original you fucking shits) and didn't attribute anything.... simply fucking pathetic, i'll see if i can find the owner of the copyright for this picture, let them know their property is being used without their consent and maybe he can send buttfuck lawyer to the uncreative simp responsible for this.
unbelievable.
Subject: seattle
Date: Feb 02 2007 11:30:20 PM
Author: penis
i think he meant the statue of lenin in freemont when he said that .
Subject: Naked mole rats
Date: Feb 02 2007 11:06:11 PM
Author: Mina and Kara
Dude looks like he's smuggling a mole rat... or a fetus?
Subject:
Date: Feb 02 2007 10:28:10 PM
Author: tim allen
I like dude in the back doing the blowjob thing with his cheek.
Subject: Are my jeans to tight!?
Date: Feb 02 2007 09:58:26 PM
Author: Ashley O
iulilyluyf, you're a moron.
wtf "post a link or it never happened"
Are you still in junior high? You must be the only person in the entire world who wasn't forwarded this picture in an e-mail, get over it.
Subject: a cartoon.
Date: Feb 02 2007 09:30:58 PM
Author: he is
Tom of Finland meets Asterix.
Subject: pmdefpwkdp
Date: Feb 02 2007 08:46:34 PM
Author: iulilyluyf
"uh oh...vice is starting to use old pics circled on the internet for years now"
post a link or it never happened
Subject: gross
Date: Feb 02 2007 08:30:09 PM
Author: agent76
FUCKING FOUL.
Subject: ah yes
Date: Feb 02 2007 07:54:00 PM
Author: yodi
ahh yes... side pipe.
Subject: whoa
Date: Feb 02 2007 07:21:55 PM
Author: whoa
he has a moose nuckle AND a camel toe...AT THE AME TIME.
Subject: .
Date: Feb 02 2007 07:17:16 PM
Author: .
old dick. new caption. i remember the old caption being slightly funnier too.
the dong remains the same, indeed.
Subject: Vancouver
Date: Feb 02 2007 07:05:39 PM
Author: Henry
Looks like Davie st. and Denman st. in the Gaybourhood, Vancouver's West End.
Subject: Weird
Date: Feb 02 2007 06:14:00 PM
Author: Dick Gray
I like my dick too, but come on dude.
Subject: old pic!!
Date: Feb 02 2007 05:50:12 PM
Author: cummy
I can't believe y'all are using old pics!! But anyways, the guy in the rear (ha! get it!?!?) is staring because Bulls fans are queers.
Subject: uh oh
Date: Feb 02 2007 05:42:07 PM
Author: haff
uh oh...vice is starting to use old pics circled on the internet for years now
Subject: ...
Date: Feb 02 2007 05:33:31 PM
Author: s
you kid. there's no tourists in seattle. why would anyone go there for fun?
Subject: .
Date: Feb 02 2007 05:29:58 PM
Author: .
spinal tap
Subject: marvelous' mistake
Date: Feb 02 2007 05:23:07 PM
Author: fuck haute couture
no, marvelous, that is not seattle. Nor is Seattle home to any "Lenin Square". Perhaps you're thinking of Pioneer Square, which is where all the fat necked leather jacket wearing tourists go to commit date r@pe. Tourist.
Subject: pretty sneaky, sis
Date: Feb 02 2007 04:49:16 PM
Author: Leela
He's just displaying his junk to distract us from his toes.
Subject: 85 pounds of aids
Date: Feb 02 2007 04:44:08 PM
Author: Iain
I just barfed! I bet I eat more in a day than this vaseline farter has in his whole life.
Sickening!
Subject: erk
Date: Feb 02 2007 04:16:49 PM
Author: Brown Julius
mooseknuckle can refer to female bits as well. the toes of a camel, the knuckles of a moose.
what we have here can also be described as a hearty serving of snake and eggs.
i think i would be rather upset if i saw this in person.
Subject: d&b
Date: Feb 02 2007 04:15:16 PM
Author: jimm1e
looks like the Fox studios in Sydney..??
Subject: photo
Date: Feb 02 2007 04:09:20 PM
Author: stoops
old or not, this shit is for the ages. people do not just look once at the mona lisa...mr. sausage-under-saranwrap is presented as a figure for one's contemplation. don't just look at it once-have it tattooed on your lover's back!
Subject: enlighten me
Date: Feb 02 2007 04:03:58 PM
Author: anatomy
mooseknuckle is the male version of a cameltoe?!? LOL. I'm so gonna use that.
Subject: adobe
Date: Feb 02 2007 03:42:09 PM
Author: doug
That is Sooooooo photoshoped
Subject: jesus candles & rhythm method
Date: Feb 02 2007 03:37:35 PM
Author: Ew
the dong remains the same
Subject: ouch
Date: Feb 02 2007 03:33:52 PM
Author: velcrotrainer
most horrifying case of mooseknuckle i have ever seen in my entire life...
Subject: yuck
Date: Feb 02 2007 03:11:53 PM
Author: girl pants
ewwwwwww!
why?
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Subject: Uh
Date: Feb 02 2007 02:37:20 PM
Author: So
Is this really an old one?
Man, VICE, wouldn't it be easier to just do a DOs and DON'Ts every month rather than daily if you have to resort to this?
Anyway, the picture's still funny as hell. Those pants look exceedingly tight. Oof.
Subject: huh
Date: Feb 02 2007 02:31:42 PM
Author: marvelous
is that seattle? lenin square or whatver?
Subject: Defintely a duplicate.
Date: Feb 02 2007 02:29:15 PM
Author: Norcos
But such a 'Do'.
That takes balls... And a dick.
Subject: way
Date: Feb 02 2007 02:28:39 PM
Author: to
recycle
Subject: sir fags-a-lot
Date: Feb 02 2007 02:20:32 PM
Author: pm
Atlanta?
Subject: vice is slippin
Date: Feb 02 2007 02:20:23 PM
Author: drex
this pic did the rounds back when vice was cool
translation: this pic is really...really old
Subject: Pepe
Date: Feb 02 2007 02:11:34 PM
Author: Jay
The Bacardi Breezer is a nice touch/
Subject: but
Date: Feb 02 2007 02:08:46 PM
Author: but
... i've seen this before?
Subject: the picture
Date: Feb 02 2007 02:05:36 PM
Author: dmc
this is hella fucking gross and disgusting
Subject: whahaha
Date: Feb 02 2007 02:05:22 PM
Author: cestmoi
queer in the recesses is totally gagging in awe.
Subject: .
Date: Feb 02 2007 02:01:55 PM
Author: .
guy in the background seems to like it! second!!
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