Sometimes it’s almost impossible to figure out who went pee pee in your Coke. [Click for video]
Date: May 01 2008 02:33:44 PM
Author: Clayton

What? This is a Do. Chink, just got bum rushed by that white working-class slob. "Racial transcendence"? It hurts to be "the Other?" Fuck you. Trying being poor, asshole.



Subject: why
Date: Feb 07 2008 08:46:09 PM
Author: .

fuck you vanilla faces. ;]



Subject: 000
Date: Dec 10 2007 04:59:32 AM
Author: 000

Taht's what happens when you sniff it in a public restroom



Subject: what
Date: Sep 06 2007 07:07:18 AM
Author: dot

that is totally my friend Rob (the Chinese one) but he totally doesn't remember this photo being taken or who the other guy is, if you can fill us in and solve the mystery that would be verynice.



Subject: that's tough but what isn't?
Date: Aug 07 2007 08:55:07 PM
Author: foreign Sweetheart

I don't like asian people but love the food!



Subject: erm..
Date: Aug 06 2007 09:08:08 AM
Author: oh dear

thats my friend rob!!! i attucally KNOW HIM... haha.



Subject: i once was blind
Date: Jun 06 2007 06:34:29 PM
Author: but now i see

those eyes definitely have chink fetishes.



Subject: asdf
Date: Jan 07 2007 08:57:24 AM
Author: asdf

"i asked the chink girl at hana foods the other day for a piece of rasberry lemon cake and she was like "lasberry remon cake?". i looked at the dude behind me in line and we started cracking up. then i apoligized to her.

choice cake though."

wow, you obviously have not been around asians much. all asians (with the exception of those who speak english perfectly) do this...japanese, chinese, taiwanese, whatever. that's just the accent. in japanese, "raspberry" literally sounds like "lazubelly" (yeah i doubt she said "berry"). i don't think the comment was offensive, because even us asians make jokes about the "r" and "l" thing all the time, but...

please. if you thought your observation was keen or clever...you probably live in a place with no diversity...or you just haven't paid much attention...



Subject: wrangler
Date: Dec 20 2006 02:54:34 AM
Author: cock

definitely not jerry hsu



Subject: the real asian guy on the right
Date: Dec 19 2006 07:19:10 PM
Author: nicola

Is that skater and photographer Jerry Hsu?



Subject: pilates
Date: Dec 19 2006 01:49:23 AM
Author: alex lifeson

Bend up and smell my anal vapor.



Subject: .
Date: Dec 18 2006 09:30:50 PM
Author: baz

two things, first...i don't know, and second... what asswipe would post it for others to see?



Subject: mnemonic
Date: Dec 18 2006 08:09:00 PM
Author: johnny

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at these!



Subject: cool
Date: Dec 18 2006 12:20:37 PM
Author: Thomas

These doods are cool, fuck vice.



Subject: a
Date: Dec 18 2006 09:19:25 AM
Author: a

is that you alex? alex sturrock?



Subject: a
Date: Dec 18 2006 02:48:32 AM
Author: h

HEY WHAT THE FUCK YOU CHANGED THE BLURB


now its better than what it was when you first posted it



Subject: Huh?
Date: Dec 18 2006 01:15:26 AM
Author: dr strangelove

Someone was chained to the radiator as a child. I grew up in Guatemala (seriously) and I know this little kids rhyme.



Subject: dumb fuck
Date: Dec 17 2006 11:33:19 PM
Author: shit

me chinese, me pray joke, me go pee pee in your coke.



Subject: huh?
Date: Dec 17 2006 11:25:51 PM
Author: Wha tha fa

What the fuck does this caption mean? Pee Pee in your coke? is that some inside joke or something? What the fucking fuck? Fuck. If anyone knows, please explain before I climb a bell tower.



Subject: Who knew?
Date: Dec 17 2006 10:56:52 PM
Author: Dr Bill, that's who

Vice was supposed to have tricked YOU into writing a funnier one. But as it turns out, you're as slack as they are.



Subject: Vice
Date: Dec 17 2006 10:31:38 PM
Author: Joey

Change this one please. It sounds like Dr Phil wrote it. Please change to something funnier. The people have spoken. PLEEEEEEAAAASSSE?



Subject: asdf
Date: Dec 17 2006 07:23:25 PM
Author: asdf

I > people who use the ">" sign.



Subject: a
Date: Dec 17 2006 05:59:03 PM
Author: a

Those two > vice.



Subject: yo
Date: Dec 17 2006 05:28:51 PM
Author: jack

i asked the chink girl at hana foods the other day for a piece of rasberry lemon cake and she was like "lasberry remon cake?". i looked at the dude behind me in line and we started cracking up. then i apoligized to her.

choice cake though.



Subject: Icey
Date: Dec 17 2006 05:04:37 PM
Author: Vince Mc Firsty

Douchebag Vice, you miss the point, pushing the boundaries is cool and this is funny.

thug.



Subject: .
Date: Dec 17 2006 04:28:32 PM
Author: iik

Return to sender.



Subject: you
Date: Dec 17 2006 03:15:46 PM
Author: mean

nipple juice



Subject: asshole
Date: Dec 17 2006 02:30:46 PM
Author: ha

all white people look the same. So do asians. Milk the joke till it turns into cheese. oh utters. I'd suck on one.



Subject: bad vice
Date: Dec 17 2006 02:16:52 PM
Author: vicepresident

what happened, the last though DO'S and DON'T'S have been funny, with vice returning to great form, then you throw this piece of shit into the arena



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Don’t feel guilty guy. This is exactly what you’re supposed to do when you come into a lot of cash: Wake up at 5PM, assemble a uniform of leftover party scraps, and devote the better part of the day to figuring out who “that chick with the weird eyes” was from last night.

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