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Thanks small town homophobes. You shit on these guys for 18 years until they feel so bad they take their pressure cooker of an ego to the city where it nuclear explodes all over all of us.
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Slak1187, on Jul 09 2009 09:43:51 PM wrote:
He's got his gay cranked all the way up to 11!
7, on May 08 2009 04:35:46 AM wrote:
Biggest DO ever! Literally...
Date: Jun 05 2008 01:40:57 AM
Author: Nothing Less Than Astonished
forget about the cup of gay having overfloweth and all. this is a bona fide floodgate of gayness bursting gayness all over your eyeballs.
in other words, gay g-gay g-g-gay gay gay gay gay g-g-gay gay g-gay gay.
Date: Apr 27 2008 08:41:48 PM
Author: meaghan
he's an overjoyed gay marshmellow peep.
and i love him.
Date: Apr 22 2008 06:38:09 AM
Author: Phoebe
I've got this picture on my wall,
He's like a big ball of gay that hums like a tribble when you tickle him with his green feather.
I'm going to move in with him and never look at a straight man in the same way again!
Date: Apr 15 2008 01:22:13 AM
Author: winnie cooper!
veruca salt? that's violet who turns violet, you fucking moron. this man, however, is nothing short of wonkariffic. he's THE everlasting gobstopper.
Date: Apr 11 2008 01:43:23 AM
Author: Ruby Red Ocean Spray
Stop inflicting your father hatred on the rest of us. I got two steps for ya.
1. Get Aids
2. Die
But I guessing you've already got #1 covered. Proceed Accordingly
Subject: .
Date: Mar 01 2008 09:33:35 PM
Author: buda.
people worship him you know.
Subject: Holy Shit
Date: Nov 07 2007 04:53:38 AM
Author: Heather
Holy shit its Veruka Fucking Salt as the blueberry.
Subject: cha botty
Date: Oct 25 2007 07:12:47 AM
Author: idi amin
Humpty dumpty sat on a wall
Took too many hormone pills and now he's a fucked up trannie egg
Subject: Do do do
Date: Oct 05 2007 01:24:10 PM
Author: blooter
Blatantly a do
Subject: ??
Date: Aug 26 2007 03:19:50 PM
Author: Han
yo.
this is a DO.
Subject: ...
Date: Jun 24 2007 04:31:08 PM
Author: T
Sorry
Subject: 000
Date: Jun 01 2007 02:05:59 AM
Author: 000
ran out of jokes by the time i got to the bottom of this,no wait"Id hate to see the bowling pins ha ha" I am SO SORRY!!!!
Subject: ORVILLE
Date: May 21 2007 05:33:31 PM
Author: JOHNNY
OH NO!!! HE'S EATEN ORVILLE!!!
Subject: mirror
Date: Mar 15 2007 08:44:22 PM
Author: pin pan
its like looking into my 300 pound future
Subject: wow!
Date: Feb 14 2007 03:56:14 AM
Author: SamathaV
People don't have shame these days!!!
This dude obviously has a really high self-esteem. lol
Subject:
Date: Feb 13 2007 03:37:58 AM
Author: riley
dad?
Subject: .
Date: Jan 30 2007 08:27:20 PM
Author: .
i think he's about to eat that parrot.
Subject: A quarter to cut throat
Date: Jan 23 2007 03:06:46 AM
Author: lepers unite
he looks like afrog
like a japanese fairy frog
make a wish
Subject: oh christ
Date: Jan 02 2007 05:08:16 AM
Author: caitlin dillon
he looks like an egg begging to be microwaved.
Subject: i know this guy
Date: Dec 28 2006 11:57:58 PM
Author: genna jackie
this man is the president of the Ottawa naturist club. he invited me to join their club for a nude swim at a public pool.
Subject: .
Date: Dec 24 2006 12:57:00 PM
Author: cjr
dad?
Subject: snowface
Date: Dec 15 2006 10:37:13 PM
Author: hi
if you magnified herpes...
Subject: help
Date: Dec 14 2006 11:20:11 PM
Author: ferris
imagine seeing this on the side of your milk carton.....
Subject: Altered Childrens' Stories
Date: Dec 12 2006 06:47:20 PM
Author: Norcos
"And as Humpty-Dumpty sat on the wall.. he readied himself to eat the unfortunate flyer-by parrot."
Subject: hii
Date: Dec 11 2006 06:39:45 PM
Author: hi
i wonder if hes had a sex change, i really hope so caus im dating him
Subject: .
Date: Dec 08 2006 02:27:30 AM
Author: t-loc
he sure can sucka dick though!
Subject: what the fuck
Date: Dec 05 2006 05:04:08 PM
Author: herbie
shit
Subject: Stickers & action figures
Date: Nov 30 2006 09:31:20 PM
Author: bryanska
please god someone make the sticker of this guy
Maybe the Sucklord can make an action figure!
Subject: yeah hes funny
Date: Nov 25 2006 09:11:40 PM
Author: and all
just don't talk to him.avoid eye contact.he's almost naked. and he probly smells like sweat or tuna or garbage breath and you're not drunk enough.
and if you are?run.like you've never run before.
Subject: little britain rules!
Date: Nov 24 2006 08:26:15 PM
Author: little britan
'im the only gay in the village'
Subject: purple nurple
Date: Nov 22 2006 01:42:52 PM
Author: fuckyoufuckface
So this is what happens to well used porn penis`s
Subject: shit
Date: Nov 22 2006 01:36:27 PM
Author: urb
He's sitting on my free Scion hat. Dammit
Subject: The best
Date: Nov 22 2006 11:36:55 AM
Author: Varia
Cazzo me � stupendo!
Subject: genious
Date: Nov 20 2006 09:52:23 PM
Author: kleo
he looks cuddly
Subject: bwah
Date: Nov 20 2006 02:14:27 PM
Author: bwah
oh come on. how can someone so happy be a don't? he's like a giant overjoyed gay buddha. what's the harm in that?
Subject: ,,
Date: Nov 20 2006 04:03:00 AM
Author: ,,
Another Mearth type from Ork? Shit bitches!
Subject: yea!!!
Date: Nov 19 2006 03:49:51 AM
Author: Eugy
Sembra Platinette struccato...
Subject: Kevin James
Date: Nov 19 2006 02:36:44 AM
Author: Nikole
KING OF QUEENS
Subject: gayer
Date: Nov 18 2006 09:48:45 AM
Author: petro
than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide.
name that quote!
Subject: Wonderment
Date: Nov 17 2006 11:35:53 PM
Author: homo #428117
I wonder, can he tell the flavor of a lollipop if you shove it up his ass too?
Subject: fat gay
Date: Nov 17 2006 08:41:19 PM
Author: better off ted
look at that guy, then think about his parents. and his uncles. then all of them at thanksgiving.
Subject: fuck that
Date: Nov 17 2006 07:31:37 PM
Author: popular in asia
this guy is SO siked he's a don't
Subject: this excellent man
Date: Nov 17 2006 04:27:44 PM
Author: chuckles
...golf ball..suck..length of hose,,,etc.etc,
Subject: Gay Sumo.
Date: Nov 17 2006 12:48:10 PM
Author: pee vee harman
Can this motherfucker be any more round?
He looks like three munchkin's put together with a dash of confectioner's sugar.
dimelo
Subject: Wrong
Date: Nov 17 2006 05:42:47 AM
Author: Hamoosh the Fantastic
This man is the long lost Mayor of Wrongsville.
As with most things INCREDIBLY wrong, Wrongsville is in The United States of Wrong. In Wrong County. In Wrongshire. In the State of Ohsowrong. Please put him back on the express to Wrongsville. The Wronguns miss him very much
Subject: porkey
Date: Nov 16 2006 10:38:23 PM
Author: O
He's so hypnoticaly ROUND, it's like he's a lava lamp. And his belly looks like a giant hairless scrotum.
Subject: o_O
Date: Nov 16 2006 08:19:39 PM
Author: hollywood hillbilly
When was Perez in this so called city of yours?
Subject: sdfgsdfgs
Date: Nov 16 2006 07:15:28 PM
Author: sdfgsdfg
okay:
somebody totally photoshopped nathan lane's head onto a sumo wrestler and then tinted it fushia. which is funny.
Subject: Eeewww
Date: Nov 16 2006 06:51:45 PM
Author: Jarshy
It's a big, stinky, red hard- boiled egg!! Someone stick it back in the jar!!
Subject: conversion
Date: Nov 16 2006 05:52:50 PM
Author: stoops
i want a papier-mache statue of this guy, so i may worship him...
Subject: hmmm
Date: Nov 16 2006 02:38:08 PM
Author: johnny
his head looks like it was photoshopped and came from a different body?
Subject: I Spy/Smell
Date: Nov 16 2006 01:39:06 PM
Author: We Aren't Scientists
can you imagine the horrid girth and odor of this leafbag filled with mayo after dropping a morning deuce?
his heart must sound like muffled version of daniel pearl's screams & wheezes submerged in that bog of meat.
you know that his foul breath is detected within a four foot radius. Like a thousand little mouth farts.
This is my retaliation VICE for making me view this Ramrod dandy.
Keep up the good pork!
Subject: pancakes
Date: Nov 16 2006 12:41:37 PM
Author: amanda
i can't believe these gays are actually dying their pets a sickly shade of chartreuse! what's next? anal sex?!
Subject: Pulling the B-lolly
Date: Nov 16 2006 12:24:45 PM
Author: Ablejack
Actually we did "pull" that Don't. But only in backwater hayseed towns that don't matter to anyone.
Subject: qq
Date: Nov 16 2006 12:32:27 PM
Author: qq
this bag of crap is what a ancient Roman perv must of looked like
Subject: Genius
Date: Nov 16 2006 12:12:17 PM
Author: Jarshy
Hey asshole, Click on "archives" and see for yourself that they didn't pull that fucking don't. Go suck a shit lollypop.
Subject: Yesterday's Infamous Now-Pulled Don't
Date: Nov 16 2006 11:47:50 AM
Author: Re: Tony from the Genius
Hey Tony aka Dumbass -
Actually, VICE pulled the Don't I'm referring to. It's no longer on the site (and no it's wasn't slipped down the ranks, per tha daily updates). It was posted late yesterday and now it's totally gone. Black dude with a chick putting a lolli-pop up his ass. Stupid fuck. The advertisers must have complained. Only explanation.
Subject: sdlkf
Date: Nov 16 2006 11:18:41 AM
Author: zanz
captian ahabs gonna have a field day with this catch
Subject: living large
Date: Nov 16 2006 10:53:18 AM
Author: captain winnipeg
Haha, he looks like Butterball from the Hellraiser movie, sans the leather.
Shit, being this fat is bad for your health, you can get harpooned or something.
Subject: Lolli-Pop in Ass Disappeared
Date: Nov 16 2006 10:12:04 AM
Author: What Happened to The Candy-Ass Don't
Hey Vice -
What happened to the former Don't that you replaced with this? It had a black guy getting a lolli-pop up his ass. Anyone else remember it?
I guess Nike or Banana Republic or one of your lame ass advertisers complained and you guys buckled.
Times they are a changin'.
Subject: Sound.....
Date: Nov 16 2006 08:10:07 AM
Author: Blue
In my usual interest I was wondering what the appropite sound for this pic would be ...........
Subject: New York
Date: Nov 16 2006 07:38:19 AM
Author: ABC
Let me tell you more about New York, since you seem to crave more. We got clicks for wreck, and we also like pits for pets. We got Giants and Jets, the Knicks, Yanks and Mets. We like much respect, and sex extra wet, and high-tech dialect you ain稚 catch yet.
Oh, and we also have Rakim. Watchu got? Dizzy? Clipse? Lil' Jon? MC Solaar? Uh, Master P?
ok, I'm done.
Subject: fi fo
Date: Nov 16 2006 07:37:11 AM
Author: fee
enjoyable, quality comment, sirs.
and what happens next with the prop, we'll never know. "seems like a nice person" who's found themselves.
interesting.. he looks like a living version of a certain style of chinese "prosperity" buddha you see everywhere in certain places.
when is the next fleshtones gig?
Subject: 4 in a row
Date: Nov 16 2006 07:02:34 AM
Author: clothe guy
4 semi-naked don't in a row.
this guy looks like he's about to pop he's so full of gay
Subject: .
Date: Nov 16 2006 05:38:30 AM
Author: fuck haute couture
he is somehow fantastic. I want to have coffee and a sandwich with him and hear about how his shows are going.
Subject: start spreading the news...!!
Date: Nov 16 2006 03:46:56 AM
Author: ...london Calling...
All the crap I hear about how cool NY is..(which i'm sure it is) make me think those of you in NY deserve this guy!
Enjoy.. This guy is New York All Over..!
Peace in the South East!!
Subject: jajaja
Date: Nov 16 2006 03:08:20 AM
Author: jajaja
I thought Divine died in 88'...glad to have her back.
Subject: NY NY NY NY
Date: Nov 16 2006 01:06:26 AM
Author: I live in new york
Look at me, my name is Gavin and I moved to New York! Now all I can talk about is NY and how everything here is so different. Did you know people from all over the US come here, even the odd ones? The guy who went to Europe after highschool talked a lot about Europe but shit man, I have heard enough about NY from Vice.
GFY :)
Subject: p.a.
Date: Nov 16 2006 01:03:32 AM
Author: comment below
oh totally!
Subject: fat Powder
Date: Nov 16 2006 01:00:52 AM
Author: Idan
I wonder what this guy would look like naked.
Subject: that spooky guy
Date: Nov 16 2006 12:24:15 AM
Author: badtaste
he looks like the guy from the radiohead video... paranoid android... the one who chops off his legs and gets breastfed by som mearmaid...
Subject: love this guy
Date: Nov 16 2006 12:21:13 AM
Author: mary poppins
This guy's unflappable.
Subject: Stag
Date: Nov 16 2006 12:04:41 AM
Author: little boy blue
Look at his hat and the open bag. That's no homo. That guy's marrying your sister.
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