You’re only young enough to wear Alexandre Herchcovitch and Jeremy Scott for about five years so you might as well get fucked out of your mind, blow all your cash and make fun of the rest of us for being such pussies.
rabbiter, on Jun 02 2009 01:22:27 PM wrote:
je suis sur que vous etes habillés encore pire et que vous est tous super moche a vice


Date: Jun 14 2008 11:46:28 AM
Author: Coz

FUCK SICK

He's wearing the sneakers I had when I was 14



Date: May 09 2008 03:47:59 PM
Author: Capitalkid86

I love it! especially the flair, usually that shit annoys me, but he pulls it off well.



Date: Apr 17 2008 12:34:58 PM
Author: Mizz Kryz

Just wondering where her shoes came from..ingenius and fun!



Date: Apr 14 2008 09:15:41 PM
Author: Dov's bitch

I'm too lazy to write the comments but isn't that number necklace from the changerooms at American Apparel?



Date: Mar 28 2008 03:08:28 PM
Author: takeadeuce

if that is a dude in the tight pants, every girl with an eating disorder in the world just starting trying harder.....



Subject: .
Date: Nov 22 2007 01:35:02 AM
Author: monseigneur

I know that guy,
he fucked with mecca revelon



Subject: 000
Date: Nov 04 2007 02:37:09 AM
Author: 000

The only thing I wonder is as they are at the cash machine,Imagine them going to apply for the Bank Account.



Subject: oooooeeee
Date: Oct 16 2007 11:20:39 AM
Author: draco

Does the #2 chain means she'll take 2 dicks at one time? she's skank-tastic!



Subject: you poor guy
Date: Sep 10 2007 12:36:20 AM
Author: adam

you're so worried about getting old! it's all you talk about. it's okay, man! happens to everybody.



Subject: Come on
Date: Aug 15 2007 03:52:37 AM
Author: Dennis

Jeremy scott is just another one of those untalented no name fads that douches would wear to a place like misshapes.

Oh wait...



Subject: 000
Date: Jun 25 2007 11:07:34 PM
Author: 000

They have bank accounts ha ha,I would love to have seen them applying for a credit card!!!remember when you were like 15 and looking for a job so you and like 7 of your friends would walk into a grocery store and all try and ask for the manager.fuck I hate being an adult,cover letters suck!!!



Subject: pardon my wrench
Date: May 01 2007 01:48:59 PM
Author: the other white tate

excuse me for a moment, it may look like i'm stifling a sneeze but i'm really meditating on angst and seriousness, and i'm about to make some kind of world statement that's going to make you think really hard about life, like what ad busters would do to you on 3 frappuccinos.



Subject: not ok
Date: Feb 17 2007 09:51:46 AM
Author: alice

grosse!



Subject: s
Date: Jan 06 2007 11:35:06 PM
Author: snkrs

I need those nikes and I am not even joking.



Subject: Montreal madness
Date: Dec 29 2006 03:27:42 PM
Author: X

White people is crazy.



Subject: Childhood Cartoons
Date: Dec 13 2006 01:44:45 PM
Author: Norcos

Ya know.. I'd bang the chick, but the gay ThunderCat has to go. Unless he's willing to give the mask to the chick. Then it'd be like plowing Cheetara. Meow.



Subject: yayyy
Date: Dec 06 2006 03:10:30 PM
Author: travwell

i love it 100%

minus his tattoo, but he'll live.



Subject: psych
Date: Dec 04 2006 10:05:02 PM
Author: a.

that tattoo is so kendraismagic



Subject: wonderful tattoo
Date: Nov 28 2006 11:16:46 AM
Author: Crime + Funishment

dressing like that is fun, and unless you're an idiot, you can dress like both of those schmucks for 14 dollars an outfit, then spend the slack on oxycoton and weed and shit.
anyway, i don't have the class or whatever to recognise if their shit's expensive or not.

it's also fun to dance to Boney M and all the other fag jams when you're wearing puffy-assed 80's trainers, but it doesn't work when you're a dude built like nicole richie and you're like, walking down the street and little kids are making fun of you because you look like shit.

furthermore i think most people at least secretly think that steve aoki is actually kinda cool.



Subject: Oh c'monnnn
Date: Nov 26 2006 09:58:35 AM
Author: Az

I remember the days when I was in Montreal and would see the guy on the left(Jordan?) on the streets. Never seen so much Neon tackiness in my life, and I loved it!



Subject: dammit
Date: Nov 25 2006 02:04:54 PM
Author: ed

i totally hate these people but yes i have to admit it looks like they are having 1000x more fun than i am. that doesn't change my hate, though. i just want to punch them more, kind of.



Subject: stylee
Date: Nov 22 2006 01:57:40 PM
Author: urb

oh shit!! i have those shoes, fanny pack and tatoo... and i thought i was def a dont



Subject: grrraaawr!
Date: Nov 20 2006 11:36:39 PM
Author: i dress up as a wolf

costume sex is awesome



Subject: So much talk
Date: Nov 20 2006 07:54:10 AM
Author: Gosh

No one even cares if you think it's fashionable or just trying too hard. Seriously, at least you had something to talk about when you had dinner with your mom last night. Retards



Subject: DONT
Date: Nov 20 2006 07:42:00 AM
Author: look exactly

we all know this is a true dont. or are the vice's heads swollen from being too rich?



Subject: je suis le distributeur
Date: Nov 19 2006 07:33:02 PM
Author: nonam

the cash-mashine costume kicks ass!!!



Subject: is this sum loli?
Date: Nov 18 2006 02:34:56 PM
Author: Fry Guy

It's simply that the crowning jewel in the counter argument is and I quote, " Ya'll hate on Jeremy Scott because you can't afford it.". Orly?

Listen here, bitch. Wealth, especially predicated wealth, wealth actually handed down to you, ---twenty-three year old nothings, is NOT the apparatus through which the world will become to know your greatness...

The problem with you sons & daughters of the revolution is that you all think that the world you live in is the de facto standard, and everyone beneath you must obviously be jealous of your ability to spend with no real repercussion or responsibility--- Fuck what I said earlier, YOU ARE the Ameritrash.

Blacks will be saying the same of now BAPE, and soon Greedy Genius, and whatever ltd ed. that comes next--- All of you, ---million dollar pickaninnys. You can't simply buy culture & cool, you fucknaughts--- In fact, you're completely bereft of it, and you can't even see that.

Je te condamne parce que tu sais pourquoi...



Subject: them
Date: Nov 18 2006 09:11:53 AM
Author: fuck

You're right. These people are what's wrong with New York. Gettin' fucked up with gay fashion people and transexuals is so fucking passe. I would much rather hang out with Shrek.



Subject: WOAH!
Date: Nov 17 2006 11:44:23 PM
Author: Fry Guy

This shit went from fuck-off stupid, to how can I possibly spend my money quick enough to eradicate the passing idea that I am a horendous person with a libido that makes me want to felate an aligator on live camera---

Jesus fuck, you people are what is WRONG with New York, not what's right--- Fuck AMANDA LEPORE--- jesus fuck, Kill yourself if you are so emotionally jaded that you have to transmogrify yourself into Shrek.

BELIEVE THAT, BITCHES.



Subject: your wrong
Date: Nov 16 2006 09:23:33 PM
Author: no Thalia

we hate on Jeremy Scott cause that shit is twenty years too late.
your lame, go jump in the tarpits and be extinct you dumb bitch.



Subject: pic
Date: Nov 16 2006 09:15:03 PM
Author: D. Novacaine

Jordan is tall



Subject: Shit on my fucking tits.
Date: Nov 16 2006 08:54:09 PM
Author: THALIA

Ya'll hate on Jeremy Scott because you can't afford it. Yeah, MissTakes was shitty, that's why we left and got wasted with Amanda LePore at Hiro Ballroom and a bunch of fags. What else do you guys have? p.s. I'm a part-time tranny in a girl's body so suck my dick.



Subject: Buncha
Date: Nov 16 2006 06:37:50 PM
Author: Know it alls

One pic and y'all think you know these two..Go join the Psychic Friends you e-tards.
Or Jojo or that moron from the Oprah show that talks to ghosts.

Love,

T.F.C.



Subject: Fuck ya.
Date: Nov 16 2006 06:12:30 PM
Author: JORDAN

Actually, that's me. I went to New York for my 23rd birthday with my best friend Thalia and that was my first time at Misshapes, and good thing I was too drunk to remember how shitty it was. Funny, one weekend in NewYork and I'm a DO and land a modeling contract. So fuck you and quit hatin.



Subject: gay, in a bad way
Date: Nov 16 2006 12:27:05 PM
Author: amanda

it troubles me how stupidity is rewarded.

everyone needs to take a trip to a third world country for a few months and realize that you are in fact not the lead role in the movie about your life. and then shoot up some dirty heroin and die after saying "Oh my gawd" for the 400,000th, time.



Subject: -yeah
Date: Nov 15 2006 04:51:59 PM
Author: he is gay

i think she used to be a man. what's up with her face



Subject: right
Date: Nov 15 2006 05:42:02 AM
Author: fuck haute couture

yeah, party at the ATM!!! They're so fucking rad!!!!!!

sigh.



Subject: addicts aren't cool
Date: Nov 15 2006 03:02:48 AM
Author: whatever

i bet you couldn't offer this trash anything they aren't already addicted to. ugghhh, and who wants to fuck fag-hags anyway? if getting fucked up constantly and getting fucked in the asshole constantly is all the 'fun' they're having, i must have been raised by terrible parents. the only DO i'm witnessing is the amount of fun being poked at them. fucking puns...



Subject: uh
Date: Nov 14 2006 07:46:54 PM
Author: tonky

critcheloecore



Subject: heatherette/richie bitch
Date: Nov 14 2006 04:50:31 PM
Author: d

he is the corniest asshole ever. i remember him once in a ridiculous k hole with his face buried in astro earls ass...his sweaty aids infested ass.... stupid fashion a hole



Subject: p.u.
Date: Nov 14 2006 03:08:37 PM
Author: gay breath

Fuck Heatherette. Richie Rich has bad breath.



Subject: tired
Date: Nov 14 2006 02:46:35 PM
Author: m.

the five years you can wear this shit ends at age 6.



Subject: T&J?
Date: Nov 14 2006 01:56:19 PM
Author: eugeniuce

HAHAH
I <3 JORDAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Subject: Spasso
Date: Nov 14 2006 01:07:43 PM
Author: Eugy

Sono o non sono uno spasso questi due???
Diamogliene atto...



Subject: the guy
Date: Nov 14 2006 12:12:40 PM
Author: sfa

i think i know that guy?

bee is that you?



Subject: streetculture is over
Date: Nov 14 2006 12:05:24 PM
Author: Jeremy Scott

Jeremy Scott is the reason I hate fashion,
its like i have to dress up in some lionking skittle on
broadway outfit to be a do....fuck that, i'm going to
business school and joining a gym.



Subject: HEY AREN'T YOU FROM miSshapes.com???
Date: Nov 14 2006 11:40:42 AM
Author: HEHA

DIOR HOMEE DIAMOOND!!!!!!! OMFGGGGGG !!! WHAT A GENIoUS!!! iwant that on my earlids?!!!!!!!



Subject: jj
Date: Nov 14 2006 09:08:56 AM
Author: jj

its like my closet exploded on them.



Subject: :::
Date: Nov 14 2006 03:42:15 AM
Author: Crusader

I'm with lady. Jeremy Scott's mullet is now so over that it's due for a second comeback...wait, that makes him a genius!



Subject: Yes!!
Date: Nov 14 2006 03:13:01 AM
Author: innit

Standard hatred from the vice forum idiots. These people are having fun and you aren't. If anything your meager insults increase the overall do-factor.



Subject: fuck herchcovitch
Date: Nov 14 2006 02:22:33 AM
Author: nick

don't you know when DUDE WEARIN IS A FUCKIN WIG.



Subject: niggah please
Date: Nov 14 2006 01:47:21 AM
Author: lisa lisa..

what are all of you fucking idiots fags? she is the hottest thing ive seen in vice in quite some time! talk all the shit you want, the only thing this bitch is going to be doing in 5 years is having amazing fucking sex while the rest of you are hanging up your party hats and chucks because gavin said thats what your supose to do when you turn 30!



Subject: sdk
Date: Nov 13 2006 10:55:34 PM
Author: ierj

the 5 years you can wear this shit is from ages .1-5



Subject: this shit sucks you fags...
Date: Nov 13 2006 10:23:30 PM
Author: Fry Guy

You give any rich idiot the pass as long as they aren't Eurotrash--- eurotrash is trash, but this shit sucks.

Age, Alexandre Herchcovitch, what? Who the fuck cares? This is in the Do's because one of these people paid for an Eightball...

Lame.



Subject: che sfigati
Date: Nov 13 2006 09:53:22 PM
Author: guido

i hate it when you guys write rich bitch fashionista bullshit in the dos and donts..makes me think you're lamer than true love waits teens at a U2 concert



Subject: ert
Date: Nov 13 2006 07:46:54 PM
Author: ert

you know how the high school band nerd grows up to be in the rock band that everyone who used to make fun of them ends up loving... well, unless they're in a band, then they really haven't made any progress, aside from more annoying. And judging by the outfits I'd bet their band sucks. I used to think Gavin hated everyone over 30 (he's 38) but actually he hates anyone young enough to take him seriously and think that this is a DO.



Subject: deep throat
Date: Nov 13 2006 06:22:03 PM
Author: ferguson

that's what she's saying.



Subject: getting my Do in a pile
Date: Nov 13 2006 06:14:42 PM
Author: Leon Sphinx

Yeah, but if you're going animal pouches, you really gotta go
kangaroo, no?



Subject: right
Date: Nov 13 2006 06:09:46 PM
Author: yeah

dont forget Heatherette



Subject: sir firsty
Date: Nov 13 2006 05:49:04 PM
Author: buddy

I can't beat you, so I'll join.

It is a celebration!



Subject: boring
Date: Nov 13 2006 05:48:37 PM
Author: zimbobwe

gimme a break... misshapes? weak.



Subject: or...
Date: Nov 13 2006 04:53:07 PM
Author: lolatu

or you could just smear feces all over your body and call it a day.



Subject: flax
Date: Nov 13 2006 04:18:43 PM
Author: craxed

ring-a-ding-a-do. Photoshopped, bitches.

And even if she did sport the cock the asshole can only get so loose. Thank you sphincter.

PS. the ebola virus doesn't sound pretty.



Subject: old
Date: Nov 13 2006 04:22:09 PM
Author: oldie oldie

im getting old. this isnt fun to me anymore. do teenages just suck now? and bullshit, teenage to me goes beyond 18, hang out with a 21 year old after a few beers. god damnit i want to smack the world on its head.



Subject: partying
Date: Nov 13 2006 04:18:36 PM
Author: rick d

they look like they really know how to throw down. I'd roll with 'em.



Subject: Fuck it.
Date: Nov 13 2006 03:21:35 PM
Author: Dorian

Electroclash is still awesome.



Subject: .
Date: Nov 13 2006 02:55:33 PM
Author: Brooklyn Dodger

Funny she has on a Number 2 necklace, because that's exactly what I'd drop on her chest. It's like she's subliminanly instructing me to shit on her tits.



Subject: ugh
Date: Nov 13 2006 02:37:24 PM
Author: lady

jeremy scott is a shitty designer. I'm so sick of stupid mullets.



Subject: lowering standards
Date: Nov 13 2006 02:27:16 PM
Author: anna

don't they just look dumb? they look like 14 year olds who have no friends at school but think that makes them cool and avant garde.
i'm sorry but the american apparel adverts on the side of the screen are really fucking annoying me. they are ridiculous and embarrasing. and sickening.



Subject: ?
Date: Nov 13 2006 02:02:44 PM
Author: Tanz

Fuck this. That hip pack is hiding her cock.



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