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Why is it the people with the least artistic and literary savvy are the ones the most devoted to the art of permanent drawings/sayings?
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Date: May 12 2008 11:50:02 PM
Author: C'mon
"Why is it the people with the least artistic and literary savvy are the ones the most devoted to the art of permanent drawings/sayings?"
- Much like children , they still have lots to say. Just struggling with how to say it.
Date: Apr 25 2008 10:33:48 AM
Author: ESB
Really ugly tattoos. When is this tattoo trend going to end?? It really doesn't suit a lot of people. What are they going to look like at 65 when the ink is all faded and stretched out??
Date: Apr 13 2008 12:42:20 AM
Author: ..
the girl has an aquarium arm, hehe
he DOES look a little simon-pegg-esque...
i hear pegg is fat and has tattoos also
he just looses it for the movies
Subject: ahahhaa
Date: Jan 25 2008 04:58:07 PM
Author: aha
"next she's gonna put his cholo stare on her lower back so dudes will know what he looks like when he gets outta prison"
ahahahhahahaha
Subject: b
Date: Jan 25 2008 05:02:51 AM
Author: eh
The girls' tats aren't so bad. The guy's looks like a bunch of random flames and other assorted shit pasted around his body.
Subject: an answer
Date: Dec 23 2007 04:27:02 PM
Author: Raina
because smart people only mean half of what they say
Subject: .
Date: Nov 16 2007 01:58:25 PM
Author: b
next she's gonna put his cholo stare on her lower back so dudes will know what he looks like when he gets outta prison.
Subject: tattoo
Date: Oct 01 2007 07:15:28 AM
Author: 46 95
It's clear the art of tattoo-ing to this man involves careful colour selection so they can disguise her bruises just right.
Subject: matsui
Date: Sep 23 2007 02:19:27 AM
Author: hiroshi
that's not you, gavin?
Subject: 000
Date: Jun 25 2007 11:17:16 PM
Author: 000
these guys arent losers they just are the first to pass out at the yearly game of quarters where if you dont get the quareter in the glass you have to chug a beer and get the worst thing you can think of permanetly etched on your body.eg a castle, a brick heart, a dolphin,your permanent one night stand of a wife.
Subject: Spaced!
Date: Jun 19 2007 11:10:10 AM
Author: adrienne
He looks like Simon Pegg.
Subject: For a good time
Date: Jun 12 2007 12:25:17 AM
Author: try this!
See if you can find:
Shamu!
A Haunted Castle!
A Brick Heart!
Peace-Sign Coat of Arms!
Subject: ...
Date: Apr 19 2007 02:58:26 PM
Author: ..
Yeah I would let him fuck me as long as he was kind of rough and gross about it. The second he tried to cuddle I would be out.
Subject: awww
Date: Apr 08 2007 06:33:14 PM
Author: aww
He has her face tattooed on him; that's fuckin' precious and you're all just jealous.
Subject: hahah
Date: Feb 12 2007 06:43:29 AM
Author: gigi
the guy has been somebody s bitch in prison.he has the heart on his chest which is a prison simbol that u re ass and mouth belongs to somebody.btw ,can you imagine how desperate the guys from prison we're if they fucked this guy
Subject: Picture Paint
Date: Dec 19 2006 02:15:27 PM
Author: Norcos
You know she wants it dirty.
And she got it.
Subject: thoroughly
Date: Dec 10 2006 03:52:44 PM
Author: i hate you fashion clowns
may zombies tear you limb from limb, and may they be shabbily dressed while doing so.
Subject: Savv the whales
Date: Nov 30 2006 03:22:28 PM
Author: Eve Sanlaaron
Why is it that the people who profess to have the most "artistic & literary savvy" spend so much time analyzing pictures of the American working-class? Oh yeah, so they'll know where fashion will be in three years. (Remember the urban-hipster trucker-hat plague of '99-04?) So don't be surprised if "ab-tat portraits" are all the rage among 2010's innocent young fashion victims.
Subject: i know this
Date: Nov 25 2006 11:27:05 PM
Author: because I\'ve been there
shes a bartender and has gappy snaggle tooth and has two or three kids(only one is his) and he works constructon and calls her "my old lady" and she really turned his life around.he doesn't know where he'd be if it wasn't for her.
they used to drink bud or coors lite.
but now they're both "cleannsober"
they put their smokes out in the dried up ketchup and still have dirty dirty bikersex..
Subject: .....
Date: Nov 17 2006 10:15:25 PM
Author: lowlowzz
cheers to vice for making yet another incorrect blanket assessment
Subject: fuck subject
Date: Nov 14 2006 02:05:31 PM
Author: fuck name
i guess if they looked like sceney fag0t hollywood wannabe trash vice would pretend to love it. these hick fucks are awesome.
Subject: wtf
Date: Nov 12 2006 05:08:46 PM
Author: magnolf
well, sherlock, what a coincidence!
Subject: double face
Date: Nov 10 2006 09:54:57 AM
Author: r-face
This freaks me out - the belly tatoo is the same face as the one of the said girl...
Subject: Terry's back!
Date: Nov 10 2006 08:56:48 AM
Author: Jean-Philippe
Yella Yella Look who's back here! Terry Richardson finally turned straight, married a wanna-be-underground midtown girl and retired in Florida watching old series like CHiPS and other shit like that. Watch out your cholesterol, Terry, it's even more dangerous than coke, bare-sex & booze all together!! Stop kidding now, put your glasses on again and come back!
Subject: Sabrina , hello! but really , how funny
Date: Nov 08 2006 11:19:09 AM
Author: are you yourself?
im still here wondering how sad you really are too darling... hows your dad relationship working out? ...oops , again sorry i forgot, thats taboo with you...how very unfunny of me, apologies...
Subject: helloo
Date: Nov 05 2006 06:19:47 PM
Author: Virgin
why isnt anyone in awe of those glorious burns on his face?
Subject: re: Que?
Date: Nov 05 2006 11:24:56 AM
Author: fee
non, monsieur Capote
Subject: Que?
Date: Nov 05 2006 07:33:36 AM
Author: boneŽ
type english
Subject: fi fo
Date: Nov 02 2006 06:19:23 PM
Author: fee
they look like nice people
(as with sade) the compulsive observance of encyclopedic variation dulls meaning and and the need to pay attention. millions and millions of images.
where is the new authenticity and how will we know it? we can't see anymore our eyes everyone's oedipus. i guess you also need to stop watching for the pot to boil.
"how much longer
will people wear
nazi armbands
and dye their hair
safety pins
and spray your clothes
talk about anarchy
fascism and boredom
well you don't know nothing
cause you don't really care"
Subject: oops
Date: Nov 05 2006 01:53:29 AM
Author: raechel
what was supposed to be a bitchin' father-daughter bonding experience went terribly wrong... around three years and several hundreds of dollars ago.
Subject: ............
Date: Nov 04 2006 02:20:14 AM
Author: goon
aww, that's sweet. he got her ugly face tattooed onto his big hairy belly. now she can look at her own face while she gives him a blowjob. almost like looking in a mirror...
Subject: s
Date: Nov 04 2006 12:52:42 AM
Author: fuck
i hate those wal-mart shirts!
Subject: !!
Date: Nov 03 2006 09:18:30 PM
Author: Sabrina
"ps. where is sabrina at? i need to get my jovial insult post out of my system today."
I'm sitting here thinking about how unfunny you are.
Subject: So Stupid
Date: Nov 03 2006 04:25:22 PM
Author: What
Why must people get tattoos? Don't you people realize that in 10 years they'll be dated and look like shit becuase either the colors have faded or you've gotten fat and they're all stretched out.
Subject: !!
Date: Nov 03 2006 11:30:51 AM
Author: !!
these two fine specimins are stains on the underpants of society.
the girl has marineland on her arm, i mean, c'mon, and what appears to be a kiss on her tit. dude looks like a total skid who for SURE wears those silk-screened walmart dragon/flame/asian symbol shirts that are anything but flame retardant -- more like way retardant.
oh, and he's wearing his grandma's belt.
ps. where is sabrina at? i need to get my jovial insult post out of my system today.
Subject: Fuck
Date: Nov 03 2006 10:08:05 AM
Author: Hamskimask
I was about to type some shit defending them as a do, and about how I'd love to snort huge rail of crank from in between that chick's titties, but then I realized that dude has a tattoo of GLEN fucking CLOSE on his stomach. Way to go VICE, you're on that subtle shit.
Subject: boot
Date: Nov 03 2006 09:39:23 AM
Author: das
she's kind of hot, what is she doing never to a douche like that
Subject: We may have to disagree...
Date: Nov 03 2006 05:47:13 AM
Author: Wil
What they lack in style and taste, they make up for with quality fucking. Seriously, I'd wager my next paycheck (of course it's tiny) that their fucking is phenomenal.
Subject: egalitarian wuss
Date: Nov 02 2006 11:50:24 PM
Author: me
did you look at them? even if they can read, they still have stupid tattoos.
Subject:
Date: Nov 02 2006 11:02:23 PM
Author:
it's not a dolphin, it's a killer whale
Subject: .
Date: Nov 02 2006 09:50:52 PM
Author: .
this is definitely a do. thes people are happy and they don't care what you think, nerd.
Subject: good night
Date: Nov 02 2006 09:27:06 PM
Author: whut
SHAMU LIVES!
Subject: junior
Date: Nov 02 2006 08:59:48 PM
Author: mints
this man looks so in love. god bless their union. i wonder if she stares at herself when she's riding him.
Subject: im finally 19!
Date: Nov 02 2006 08:31:54 PM
Author: yuck
thanks for ruining my birthday with this grotesque picture...
Subject: on topic
Date: Nov 02 2006 08:03:04 PM
Author: egalitarian wuss
Seriously, isn't there a tiny bit of you that feels guilty about ranking these folks below your own perceived intellect just because of how they look? How do you know they are not fans of Kiki Smith or avid readers of Kipling?
Subject: why?
Date: Nov 02 2006 07:36:35 PM
Author: johnny
... for the same reason that the people who should never have children usually get knocked up at 14... they are stupid.
Subject: fee to the fi fo
Date: Nov 02 2006 07:15:40 PM
Author: Sailor
I bet you practice your nonsensical speech with a british accent while looking in the mirror before you type it. Fuggin jerk.
Subject: fi fo
Date: Nov 02 2006 06:19:23 PM
Author: fee
they look like nice people
(as with sade) the compulsive observance of encyclopedic variation dulls meaning and and the need to pay attention. millions and millions of images.
where is the new authenticity and how will we know it? we can't see anymore our eyes everyone's oedipus. i guess you also need to stop watching for the pot to boil.
"how much longer
will people wear
nazi armbands
and dye their hair
safety pins
and spray your clothes
talk about anarchy
fascism and boredom
well you don't know nothing
cause you don't really care"
Subject: peee
Date: Nov 02 2006 06:21:10 PM
Author: mee
is that a squid hanging from her shirt?
Subject: who cares
Date: Nov 02 2006 05:37:48 PM
Author: fashion + tattoos
O.k They dress bad and have BAD tattoos...what do you expect! Oh who cares, couldn't you find a better picture of some TATTOO raver with fucken lame colored hair and fucken piercings..that would have been a better DON'T.
Subject: have we learned nothing
Date: Nov 02 2006 05:06:34 PM
Author: Ricardo Montelban
If you still think a tat is good idea, then you should probably
get one. Or as the artistically savvy call them, "a brand from the
dumbass ranch". This way, we can see you coming and prepare
to tell you "no, I don't have any spare change."
Subject: lalalalalaladialadilala
Date: Nov 02 2006 04:58:30 PM
Author: aesk47
vodka,caramel,chewing-gum,fraise!!
Subject: argle bargle
Date: Nov 02 2006 04:52:22 PM
Author: retardus maximus
hey fuckface! why are you posting lame ass social commentary about the posts, oh sorry you are upset that your family is being shown in the photo in all its incestuous glory..we are sorry, y'know you can log off and go back to masturbating your second cousin again..
Subject: bikes n bars
Date: Nov 02 2006 04:22:44 PM
Author: Acquitted Murderer
She has the face of a recovering crack addict, and he has the face of a recovering sugar ray fan. The tats are just bullshit they do on each anniversary. But with those AMAZING sideburns he has, I can't possibly vote this a don't.
Subject: yikes
Date: Nov 02 2006 04:16:53 PM
Author: argle bargle
reading these comments is like witnessing the evolution of "homo retardus".
flame wars on an internet comment board? just how empty are your lives?
fuck sake....stop the ride, i wanna get off.
Subject: aww
Date: Nov 02 2006 03:15:00 PM
Author: shucks..
c'mon Sabrina, we are all awaiting your incredibly lame and pathetic criticisms of the posts here, oh, on that note , how come you never add any humour or originality to the posts? Oh yeah, you dont have a sense of humour right...ok, there is even a few of us baiting you here...what wrong ? upset that your stupid posts are actually very stupid...
Subject: prison
Date: Nov 02 2006 03:09:53 PM
Author: tattoo
I really like his prison tattoo on his left breast when he was getting rammed by some big disease and muscle ridden homo in jail...classy
Subject: aaahhh shaddup
Date: Nov 02 2006 03:11:52 PM
Author: fuck haute couture
yeah yeah, orca, dolphin, whatever, I'm not looking at it while I'm writing, who cares, it's all the same ugly cliche bullshit.
but thanks for being the comment police
dickface
Subject: that's me
Date: Nov 02 2006 02:59:26 PM
Author: hey wait
Hey wait that's me they're referring to. I mean I'm literary and artistic and I always go with the no tattoo look. Don't you just love it when something speaks to you and validates your existence, especially a rag like Vice Magazine! yeah double fist poundersnessism
and that's a killer whale you damn moronic.
Subject: ocd
Date: Nov 02 2006 02:58:29 PM
Author: really bored
"...people with the least artistic and literary savvy" - does that make grammatical sense? NO! Im sure whoever wrote this has lots of literary savvy. Well, that or the ultimate collection of shitty tattoos.
Subject: conception
Date: Nov 02 2006 02:36:02 PM
Author: fuck haute couture
I bet there's a good story between how they got together. Looky his obvious jail/biker gang tats versus his later professional work, and looky how all of her conspicuous work is really clean, newish looking, feminine to the point of absurdity (i mean a dolphin? I thought even third-world autistics knew not to do that). It looks like they were pen pals while he was in jail, then he got out, got her face tatted on his belly as part of his proposal, then had to clean up his act cos her dad's a minister, but she had to get some kind of ink done in order to marry a guy in the Flaming Torsos bike club.
i bet both of them have green snaggle-teeth
Subject: ok this is actually
Date: Nov 02 2006 02:31:52 PM
Author: sabrina & her daddy
Hi everyone, im sorry for lying to y'all im not as hot as i actually led y'all to believe and my lover isnt a big black guy ,it is actually this gorgeous redneck sweetie with me here who is actually my birth father also but we always use birth control so it doesnt happen again! (my oldest sister is my birth mother) i love this photo as it is the day before we fucked the clydesdale horse in the backyard, what fun that was...
Subject: Why?
Date: Nov 02 2006 02:18:12 PM
Author: j
'Cause savvy people know less is more...I mean, obvs.
Subject: likeness
Date: Nov 02 2006 02:15:03 PM
Author: chuckleberry slim
..i must say, the likeness of the tattoo of his lady on his belly is really quite remarkable.
Subject: hi tim
Date: Nov 01 2006 05:17:15 AM
Author: no name
....nah, i dont like the picture.it sucks big time, lame ass......
foolios,
this is getting out of control. stop messing with my mind. its like weird stuff happening in my time-space continuum.
thanks for the laugh, my dear friend tim.
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