Foot tattoos are usually a distracting mess but when she’s dressed well and her inner crazy scratches this out the way it said, “Help Me” on Linda Blair’s stomach, it makes her look like she might be heavy shit.
Date: May 23 2008 09:28:55 AM
Author: It's Zeke

The shoes are definitely a Don't.



Subject: aweome
Date: Apr 01 2007 05:29:29 PM
Author: bleh

thats effin brilliant. and you can never go wrong with purple shoes.



Subject: Port Campbell Pub
Date: Feb 25 2007 04:30:55 PM
Author: HUET

I think I've meet that chick....after playing Texas Hold'em!



Subject: mhmmm
Date: Dec 12 2006 03:12:35 AM
Author: period.

so it's lame you see, except for the PERIOD.



Subject: =
Date: Nov 05 2006 10:35:10 PM
Author: -

that is really cool.



Subject: morons
Date: Nov 05 2006 07:54:19 PM
Author: captain obvious

this looks nothing like a torso. nothing.



Subject: ha, i agree . . .
Date: Nov 01 2006 05:35:23 PM
Author: k

mr. clean, i saw the same thing you did when i first glanced at this picture. it looks like the tattoo is on the side of the torso, and the person has their arm up in the arm so you can see their arm pit. the toe of the shoe looks like spandex that is stretching over the person's waist and hip.

just for the record, the tattoo itself is rather "meh." and a "cool" tattoo does not a "do" make. how do you know this girl doesn't have bleached hair with those nasty black stripes, fake tits, spackled-on makeup, and a hideous outfit?



Subject: im so cool
Date: Nov 01 2006 03:45:11 PM
Author: d1

cuz you know you're not really a sicko till you get it tattooed on yourself. dumb shit!



Subject: .
Date: Oct 30 2006 03:05:26 AM
Author: .

Thats "sentence". You don't deserve her crusty anus clippings dumped onto your mouth. Go back to school you dip.



Subject: still drunk after all these years...
Date: Oct 29 2006 08:37:35 PM
Author: floyd

i wish my grandfather was alive today to cut into this ham with his electric carving knife.



Subject: Puncutation?
Date: Oct 29 2006 05:19:23 PM
Author: Anthony L.

Why the fuck did she add a period? Sicko ain't a sentance.



Subject: ???
Date: Oct 28 2006 03:41:40 PM
Author: ....

what do any of you give vanessa any credit? i'm sure she is just some trailer trash reject living in some apartment complex with carpeting and wooden furniture. her comments are always psychotic rants. she's angry and i'm sure she isn't cute. she looks at some of the do's and tells you that is what she looks like. yeah- i'm sure...



Subject: hilarious
Date: Oct 26 2006 10:29:40 AM
Author: dapwell

"Thats no carpet, thats my back as I'm wearing the sweater she knitted me. Man, those were the days........."

plus eight to you, fuckface!!



Subject: ..
Date: Oct 26 2006 02:53:31 AM
Author: meat-is-murder-interesting-but-dumb

she is too white.. i bet there is a huge swollen seacow on top of that foot.
just the way i like it.



Subject: .
Date: Oct 25 2006 11:55:43 PM
Author: .

This is a snapshot of Vanessa's foot.



Subject: HEY FOOT PEOPLE.
Date: Oct 25 2006 01:38:33 PM
Author: FOOT CHUNG

YOU REALLY ARE SICK FEET ARE GROSS!
WELL EXCEPT HER'S THAT IS..



Subject: dfghdgf
Date: Oct 24 2006 06:59:21 PM
Author: dfghdfg

I think this chick is some kinda dominatrix or something. dissing foot fetishists while still totally catering to them.
clever.



Subject: wretch
Date: Oct 24 2006 05:53:29 PM
Author: floyd

everything about this picture makes me want to puke. it's not even like the kind of 'hate it' that makes you want to come back for more. i'll avert my eyes now.



Subject: perception is reality
Date: Oct 23 2006 09:18:20 PM
Author: jesus

First!!!



Subject: the REAL first
Date: Oct 23 2006 05:29:01 PM
Author: oh my god

WTF with all you posers saying you're first? I was it, check it, it's there you idiots!



Subject: it isn't real
Date: Oct 23 2006 05:19:26 PM
Author: kate pinko

if you look closely, you can see the film still left from the temp tattoo paper. word.



Subject: smelly
Date: Oct 23 2006 12:10:42 PM
Author: dicksling

holy kankle batman! that is a really stupid foot. i mean, seriously? what foot would ever go out and get that tattoo? fucking feet these days...



Subject: metallic
Date: Oct 23 2006 10:46:29 AM
Author: Acquitted Murderer

The tat is to take attention away from that sexy cankle.



Subject: cha-ching!
Date: Oct 23 2006 10:47:03 AM
Author: Rudiger

i love these tattoos because i have a tattoo and birthmark removal practace. it's like money in the bank.



Subject: Oh oh
Date: Oct 23 2006 05:53:30 AM
Author: Mr. Clean

Haha... I couldn't see it was a foot at first, thought it was some freaky raver with "Sicko" tattoed on the side of the torso. Can you see it? The shoe looks like a weird spandex suit or something.... and the thing on the top looks like the right shoulder blade. Where the big toe is, the penis/vagina would be.



Subject: shame
Date: Oct 23 2006 04:59:19 AM
Author: zanz

shame we cant see the rest of her. shes could have a decieving foot and actually be a 400 pound thunder thighs with pizza face and an abnormal body hair problem.



Subject: alllll right
Date: Oct 23 2006 04:22:07 AM
Author: fuck haute couture

this is the old school vice writing that made me a fan in the first place. git 'er done, vice. good job.



Subject: Cool
Date: Oct 23 2006 03:44:37 AM
Author: Tattoo fan

I think that looks pretty hot, but thats painful place to get a tattoo (the foot), but it still looks hot on a woman (I like those tattoos that they get on their lower backs), especially on the beach.



Subject: .
Date: Oct 23 2006 03:29:10 AM
Author: fuck yes

i was first and I've top posted you bitch.

This is my day fuckers.

Go eat a bowl of buttsnakes



Subject: ha
Date: Oct 23 2006 03:18:30 AM
Author: darling

(.)- you werent first.
this is me bursting your bubble(cunt).



Subject: .
Date: Oct 23 2006 02:04:57 AM
Author: me again

Fuck. I still can't get over how I was finally first. Fucking first. Gonna put it in my journal tonight bitches.

Word.

Oh and she probably has a conch(bubble cunt). You know it babies.

Base for your face



Subject: pp
Date: Oct 23 2006 01:38:25 AM
Author: your mom's a lame ass tat

i like cursive



Subject: .
Date: Oct 23 2006 12:15:13 AM
Author: .

lame



Subject: easy
Date: Oct 23 2006 12:13:37 AM
Author: dr dung

Thats no carpet, thats my back as I'm wearing the sweater she knitted me. Man, those were the days.........



Subject: dxsthd
Date: Oct 23 2006 12:11:25 AM
Author: nicky

shit carpet



Subject: i can't believe
Date: Oct 23 2006 12:07:45 AM
Author: oh my god

I'm fucking first !




Woooo hooo



Lame ass tat by the way



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