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The rule used to be you could only wear a fedora with a collared shirt and cords, not jeans, but do you think this maverick gives a flying fuck about the rules? He IS the rules.
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4x4, on Apr 24 2009 12:57:01 AM wrote:
dooouuuuche!!!!
Conky, on Apr 18 2009 12:54:13 PM wrote:
sexy
Date: May 20 2008 05:34:25 PM
Author: Alan
Except, thanks to "Baby Balls" I now know that the red bandana in the left pocket means fisting. Thanks Vice!
Date: Apr 05 2008 03:20:05 AM
Author: mmmm
hellll yesss.
Subject: who
Date: Jul 05 2007 12:46:56 PM
Author: would've?
it looks like a thinker isnt it? who would've thought it of the lower races?
Subject: trundle wheel
Date: May 14 2007 05:35:45 AM
Author: shatterproof
what's so rules about him?
he's a fuckin' ruletard.
Subject: Is this a "joke" do?
Date: May 11 2007 08:29:49 PM
Author: Laure
Because if it isn't, what the fuck is going on?
Subject: hell...
Date: Apr 01 2007 02:11:34 PM
Author: bleh
i want him. immedeately.
Subject: dreams
Date: Mar 11 2007 11:27:44 PM
Author: patty p
i kinda wish i would had my first gay experience with him instead
Subject: ...
Date: Mar 11 2007 02:35:55 AM
Author: ...
hahahhah LOL .... he's also drunk as fuck. But so am I ...
Subject: GOOD GOD
Date: Feb 13 2007 04:29:24 PM
Author: rej
this guy is delicious. i'll have him delivered to my bedroom immediately. then we'll have lunch.
Subject: as if
Date: Feb 12 2007 06:00:47 AM
Author: Paul Pellow
are you taking the piss? he looks like topman had a 99.9% off everything sale circa 2002 and he let his blind mother pic his clothes. Later on that day he went to his mates and, over a beer bong, was told that putting a hankie in your back pocket was 'totally rad'. Lame.
Subject: bookoo
Date: Jan 02 2007 12:39:43 AM
Author: bigmanpoppop
defenitely a sexual beast
just a lil' camera shy
b.m.p.p
Subject: da
Date: Dec 20 2006 06:31:34 PM
Author: fuzion tattoo
shut the fuck up thats KING SHART to all you peons out there
Subject: surprised i'm not in the Dont's too
Date: Dec 19 2006 03:42:10 PM
Author: I am the DOUCHEBAG in the photo
while I am flattered by all of the comments made about this picture, the photographer could have waited for me to stop looking like cro-magnon man learn to take a picture thats not overexposed. unless you were trying to make it look like i was a whitebread catcher with an ear of corn up my brown eye. stop wasting your life, but thanks for the undeserved publicity
Subject: la di
Date: Nov 23 2006 04:26:07 AM
Author: chubz
he's gonna ruin a new pair of tube socks.
Subject: you
Date: Nov 10 2006 05:38:27 PM
Author: me
you fags are gay for him. you gays.
Subject: hi hi.
Date: Oct 22 2006 11:41:13 AM
Author: hello.
hey man, there's nothing wrong with this dude. to be honest, i'm a bit jealous.
Subject: im glad im not him
Date: Oct 18 2006 12:12:06 PM
Author: dicksling
ape walking
Subject: yes
Date: Oct 06 2006 07:11:11 AM
Author: Miss X.
I'd bump loins with that.
Subject: eh
Date: Oct 04 2006 12:34:05 AM
Author: dapwell
eh, borderline. but he's flagging son, WATCH OUT.
Subject: bonus points
Date: Oct 02 2006 03:02:56 PM
Author: DSTRYA
flipper tattoo !
Subject: fashion is all about sex
Date: Oct 02 2006 01:01:29 PM
Author: Johnny Boy
Someone wrote : "you are becoming more and more like the hipster 'queer eye for the straight guy'". That's not entirely something bad. The heterosexual community are in a desperate need for tips on how to get pussy but still not have to look like a douchebag. Most of youre dos with guys are just cool nerds with medieval haircuts or old men, and they sure as hell don't get any pussy. The guy on this page follows Mystery's "pecock theory" but still manage not to look like a metrosexual clown or your average "The Game"-reader. Way to go.
Subject: I'm not fashionista...
Date: Oct 02 2006 10:30:21 AM
Author: Leela
But I know the difference between a porkpie and a fedora. You suck at fashion Vice...and here I was, all believing you and shit. Damn.
Subject: fedora?
Date: Oct 01 2006 08:58:53 AM
Author: jimmy fo fimmy
i dont even think its a fedora, im pretty sure they are a lot bigger than that
Subject: insomniac
Date: Sep 30 2006 03:52:55 PM
Author: Chris Rock
He looks like an ethnic Dave Atel with no one to talk to.
Subject: earthly
Date: Sep 29 2006 08:16:54 PM
Author: Acquitted Murderer
Hey asslicker, you're not important! Stop with the "too cool for a pic" shit. Who do you think you are, Sean Penn?? That's the only reason you bought a 50 dollar vintage hat, so the other losers in your social crowd can accept you. And again with the bandanas, are you gonna do a drive-by anytime soon? If not, leave it home and go snort some crack or whatever it is you kids do.
I hope he heard me.
Subject: hottie
Date: Sep 29 2006 08:17:37 PM
Author: metzli
hey, he looks kinda latino. so yea, he looks fine
Subject: .
Date: Sep 29 2006 05:16:44 PM
Author: iik
I'm sorry, but Americans can't wear fedoras under any circumstances anymore. They're only for old Europeans and Latinos.
Subject: ya know the rules
Date: Sep 29 2006 03:50:05 PM
Author: trill oreily
this guy is "the rules".. i wonder if he knows this tho.. the way that hes walking with his head down, appearing sad and lonely, im guessing he has no clue.. im hoping, after taking his picture, you guys let him in on it.. its the least you could of done..
Subject: Overall lack of quality
Date: Sep 29 2006 02:45:46 PM
Author: Shoup
Seriously: who the fuck is doing the do's and dont's these days? Stick the old people back in there! Whoever is now doing it has no sense of cleverness, just no sense of what's what whatso-fuckingever.
Subject: what
Date: Sep 29 2006 02:22:43 PM
Author: it is
good pic.
nice lookin'.
The comment made me yawn.
Subject: mucho puko
Date: Sep 29 2006 01:43:46 PM
Author: Vanessa
This sad prick looks like he just lost his woobie. Nice gut flab ass. I like the cut of the jeans, but everything else sucks, including the cuffs.
Subject: Yums!
Date: Sep 29 2006 01:36:58 PM
Author: MerBear
Mexican boys with tattoos!! My FAVORITE!!
xo
Subject: best of
Date: Sep 29 2006 01:27:53 PM
Author: snitch
haha oh jesus
this is the funniest don't i've come across in a while, i honestly laughed out loud.
"He IS the rules." Vice you slay me.
Subject: zzzzzzz
Date: Sep 29 2006 12:41:03 PM
Author: dra love
this is so bored i don't even know what to say.
i don't even want to fuck him.shit,i'm loosing my libido. and is your fault vice.
Subject: fuck this
Date: Sep 29 2006 12:10:25 PM
Author: slingdick
this guy looks like the rest of the jerks wearing a costume on bedford ave. not original, just copied.
Subject: that's the point
Date: Sep 29 2006 10:56:23 AM
Author: poprocksandsoda
You're pointing out the obvious. Of course he's wearing all the wrong stuff; faded jeans, ugly critter on a worn thrift store t-shirt, gay flag in the back pocket, Swingers fedora. The point is, in Gavin or whoever wrote the comment's opinion he's pulling it off despite what should be one big pile of "Don't".
Personally, I think this one's a bore (clothes and caption) but there'll be another one tomorrow.
Subject: ...
Date: Sep 29 2006 10:58:10 AM
Author: ...
he's got a chin strap, grow a proper beard. bitch
Subject: Haha
Date: Sep 29 2006 10:26:52 AM
Author: Emma
His outfit is saying stupid straight guy trying to be fashionable, but his bandana is saying "I want to fist fuck another dude!" (http://alt.xmission.com/~trevin/hanky.html)
Subject: .
Date: Sep 29 2006 09:49:03 AM
Author: .
didn't you JUST have something about no animals on the clothings?
Subject: KRAKATOA
Date: Sep 29 2006 09:43:29 AM
Author: the return of Objective Chaz
WHHHOOAA HOLD UP! yeah forget that last fuckin comment- just noticed the gaybo bandanna, that totally kills it. seriously lame, what was he thinking?
Subject: correct dude face
Date: Sep 29 2006 09:42:08 AM
Author: not so objective chaz
this geezer is dirt cool, job well done vice.
bluuergh all white shoes are bum flavour tho.
Subject: un-funny writing
Date: Sep 29 2006 09:15:10 AM
Author: GRP
who's writing these things lately?
Subject: idiots
Date: Sep 29 2006 08:46:59 AM
Author: fuck off
Yeah and those tatts and frosted jeans are awesome too, all he needs now are some of those Pharrell sneakers!
Subject: pocket
Date: Sep 29 2006 06:16:59 AM
Author: beckon julies wigs
can you see the red bandana hanging out of his back trouser pocket, that is a sign to the rest of his kind (gay homoboys) that his arse has taken a beating and he's out of action
Subject: ha
Date: Sep 29 2006 02:21:34 AM
Author: ha
dead on
Subject: hm
Date: Sep 29 2006 02:16:22 AM
Author: me
you are becoming more and more like the hipster "queer eye for the straight guy"
Subject: NO NO NO NO
Date: Sep 29 2006 02:02:47 AM
Author: NO NO NO NO
fuck fedoras with casual clothes ... actually, fuck fedoras ALWAYS. swingers came out in the 1990s people.
Subject: For real.
Date: Sep 29 2006 12:10:58 AM
Author: Rudin B. Glasselby
Look at those jeans-- look at those fades!
Subject: you must be joking ?
Date: Sep 29 2006 12:03:33 AM
Author: are you joking?
No joke.
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