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Sometimes when people get rejected by humans they regress into a love of animals and even secretly wish they could be one of them. When that animal is a manatee you know the teasing was really, really bad.
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Date: May 11 2008 11:23:48 PM
Author: Anon
That's inbreeding for ya
Date: Apr 21 2008 11:09:05 PM
Author: better than all of you
This person is far cooler than anyone who reads Vice!
Date: Apr 21 2008 03:04:39 AM
Author: ask a ninja
I look forward to killing her soon!
Subject: shirt
Date: Jan 21 2008 05:34:52 AM
Author: janey
you could rock that shirt if you pulled the sleeves up 80s style, and maybe a belt
Subject: Dooo
Date: Nov 30 2007 10:40:30 AM
Author: Cian
I want to be a manatee. Her shoes are cool
Subject: vermont?
Date: Oct 26 2007 01:14:26 PM
Author: flutter
NEW HAMPSHIRE gift shop. new hampshire.
Subject: Hey
Date: Sep 23 2007 12:37:52 PM
Author: Isabel from Ecuador
I love her shoes! [Are Converse, not Puma]
Subject: woMAN
Date: Aug 31 2007 02:46:54 PM
Author: Han
she looks like she works in a vermont giftshop
Subject: .
Date: Aug 28 2007 03:11:29 AM
Author: .
Haha no. Hahaha no.
Subject: erotic fantasy
Date: Aug 23 2007 05:05:56 PM
Author: sex slave #2
lesbian hookers now look like this woman. kan noggan har talar svenska? pikachu and riachu eat raw dildo pockets. jag ar litte trutte svenska i min fitta. corn dog hooker shooes baby food with tinkleand pussy juice whiwhip me with your dick please and i want to whip you with a big fat vag. kitty litter.
Subject: ...
Date: Jul 23 2007 11:11:07 AM
Author: nik
Jesus.
Subject: almost a year later...
Date: Jul 03 2007 01:16:58 PM
Author: adam
... and this humanatee is still the best don't ever.
Subject: -
Date: Jun 07 2007 11:25:58 AM
Author: -
yeah i guess it is a woman.
gross.
Subject: Viagra
Date: May 26 2007 07:48:05 PM
Author: Viagra
"You have made a good site
Subject: what!
Date: May 02 2007 09:02:40 PM
Author: sal
TRAGIC.
Subject: This one is too easy for you geniuses.
Date: Apr 22 2007 03:17:31 PM
Author: Gray
She is clearly mentally retarded.
Subject: This one is too easy for you geniuses.
Date: Apr 22 2007 03:16:37 PM
Author: Gray
She is clearly mentally retarded.
Subject: hkkljnjn
Date: Dec 23 2006 03:55:27 AM
Author: tango
hornymanatee.com
Subject: wow
Date: Nov 20 2006 09:58:07 PM
Author: art
MANATEES FROM SPACE!!!!!
Subject: she is killin' it!
Date: Nov 11 2006 12:01:16 PM
Author: Andi Headphones
This woman makes me really happy. I bet she has a bunch of hemi-synch CDs that we could listen to while sitting indian style on her multicolored hook rug and watching the fish she collected on a trip to the amazon.
check the rules:
marine biology rules
fucked up old tie-dye rules
crazy old Pumas rule
she's in a music store
THE SMILE IS PERFECT
Subject: a
Date: Nov 04 2006 10:51:04 AM
Author: hilo
It's got me in its deadlights.
Subject: oceanlife
Date: Oct 23 2006 07:32:39 PM
Author: meow
They should not make manatee shirts in any size larger than medium. A big guy I work with has a scrub shirt like this in xxl.
Subject: Ahh fuck it
Date: Oct 21 2006 02:20:15 PM
Author: Fluffo
I had this really funny comment coming on here, but now I read these other posts I can't be bothered.
Subject: wrong
Date: Oct 19 2006 04:27:32 AM
Author: mike
i didn't read any of the other comments but I think this is a do. maybe you've been in the hipster bubble for so long you can no longer recognize total fashion perfection. new york is gay.
Subject: thing
Date: Oct 18 2006 04:27:16 PM
Author: mims
Remember that Shanice song, "I Love Your Smile"?
Subject: where babies come from
Date: Oct 11 2006 03:26:40 AM
Author: your father
Well sometimes Jennifer, babies come out of the bum instead of the other one, like the rest of us did.
Subject: Martin Clunes
Date: Oct 09 2006 08:40:50 PM
Author: Martin Clunes
nice kicks
Subject: fuck off
Date: Oct 09 2006 07:28:43 PM
Author: dazzle
shes like fucking 50 she shouldnt even be on this site she has nothing to do with fucking youth
Subject: manatee
Date: Oct 06 2006 07:07:10 PM
Author: travwell
i think the dream of becoming a manatee was fulfilled
Subject: MadLady
Date: Oct 06 2006 08:06:29 AM
Author: yes that isawesom
She is clearly rinsed out on Acid anditsstearrrinngmyfacceeoffff
Subject: worst outfit ever
Date: Oct 05 2006 04:46:24 PM
Author: eel
it's comic book guy!
Subject: oh shiiiiiiiiiiit
Date: Oct 04 2006 07:36:18 PM
Author: whatever
uh oh, i think my ex was one of those manatee-people... maybe she'll avoid being run over by a river boat, or maybe not...
Subject: i am the walrus
Date: Oct 04 2006 03:38:46 AM
Author: nonamee
what a cutie!!
she is THE walrus. sometimes reincarnation is imperfect and faultful and minor accidents can happen. like a walrus being reborn as a female human.
Subject: Laughing
Date: Oct 03 2006 06:59:16 PM
Author: Beese
I like reading these but this is the first one in awhile that made me laugh out loud.
Subject: blee
Date: Oct 03 2006 03:02:07 PM
Author: rizz
i feel like if this lucious lady was 90 lbs and hot with all the same clothes on..they would have put in her in the "do" category
Subject: too close
Date: Oct 02 2006 01:42:18 PM
Author: prufrock
shit, this woman works in my building. this is what she gets for taking the elevator from 3 to 5 and making me wait that much longer to get to 9 where it's safe.
Subject: whatevs
Date: Oct 02 2006 11:47:34 AM
Author: Leela
Dick Cheney's daughter is a "DO" and ya'll know it.
Subject: asdf
Date: Oct 02 2006 11:20:25 AM
Author: ahah
It's just like meeting a Squirrel!
Subject: .
Date: Oct 01 2006 10:35:17 AM
Author: .
OZZY!! Out and about during the recording of Crazy Train.
Subject: sigh
Date: Oct 01 2006 06:54:08 AM
Author: fuck haute couture
First of all, this is most definitely a woman (check the size and shape of the hands and forearms, the lack whatsoever of five oｴclock shadow; do you really think this grimy mess had the wherewithal to have a wet shave right before ｴheｴleft the house?), secondly, this person is either mentally disabled or has said, "Fuckit, I donｴt care what anyone says I should wear or when I should have a shower and do some laundry. Iｴm out to buy some videos and frozen pizza and if you donｴt like it you donｴt have to come with me."
Either way, picking on her too much is pretty lame. And saying stuff like looking at her makes you sad and depressed and wish she would die and quit diluting the purity of the gene pool and youｴre gonna jump off a bridge and shit just means you are the one who needs a fucking reality check.
jesus
Subject: jesus
Date: Oct 01 2006 03:59:53 AM
Author: crouits
fuck me it's weird als' sister
Subject: jeebus
Date: Sep 30 2006 09:42:56 PM
Author: botch
Agreed Jeebus. Something in it fills me with wonder.
Subject: the look!
Date: Sep 30 2006 09:44:04 AM
Author: Ruddiger
look, he/she is wearing a fanny pack under his/her pants! can稚 you just imagine the look of horror in the face of the sales person as after saying, 鍍hat値l be $19.63 and seeing this person reach into his/her pants and pulling out a moist twenty dollar bill.
Subject: wow
Date: Sep 30 2006 09:03:52 AM
Author: $$$
She's got fucking Dugongs on her shirt.
Subject: dude
Date: Sep 29 2006 11:20:41 PM
Author: jeebus
man if this guy is a DON'T then I don't believe in life anymore..the smile is the greastest part..look into that mug one more time..stare at that motherfucker and you'll fall in love like i did
Subject: blink
Date: Sep 29 2006 09:39:14 PM
Author: Acquitted Murderer
I wonder what album he is looking for? My guess would be Yanni's greatest hits. All his classics compiled into a two-dics CD, what more can you ask for??
Subject: What a shame!
Date: Sep 29 2006 08:24:46 PM
Author: Logan
I wish diseases like AIDs and Cancer would be more selective so we wouldn't have douche bags like this walking around.
Subject: ?
Date: Sep 29 2006 05:25:47 PM
Author: Mia
Dawn French non?
Subject: so
Date: Sep 29 2006 04:45:23 PM
Author: yeah
I could totally rock that shirt like it's hot.
Subject: IndoBrit
Date: Sep 29 2006 04:26:21 PM
Author: Vanessa
Would you like to move to America and be near the beautiful people? Me and Tony are looking for a dishwasher/houseboy. You can roll out your little bamboo thing in the garage and sleep there. I promise you a green card after 10 years. Let me know, okay?
Subject: the guy
Date: Sep 29 2006 03:52:54 PM
Author: trill oreily
knowing that there are people like this alive makes me really fuckin' sad.. youd think id be more like most people and that seeing a guy like this would make me feel better about myself.. but it doesnt at all.. this shit is fuckin' sad and my heart goes out to him, if this is not a joke..
Subject: i heart this piece of shit
Date: Sep 29 2006 03:42:40 PM
Author: dicksling
she is so rad that she cries when she has an orgasm.
Subject: oogle
Date: Sep 29 2006 03:27:12 PM
Author: zanz
family shirts are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo last NEVER!!
Subject: wtf
Date: Sep 29 2006 02:36:29 PM
Author: drex
total fucking do
the bitch has a pair of circa 1982 purple striped Pumas on...nuff said
Subject: vice is kinda poopy
Date: Sep 29 2006 01:32:53 PM
Author: Oh Pleasia
wow. you just shot a fish in a barrell.
Subject: the sound of...
Date: Sep 29 2006 11:17:48 AM
Author: the manatee
i'm 99.9% sure this muttonchop du softcock is a male.
also, seacows are gentle, calm beasties that roam the sea in a tranquil state.
this crotch pheasant, well... i bet if you touch humphrey here on the arm, he'll automatically assume you are going for his plastic bag full of kiddie porn and proceed to bite your fucking face off.
Subject: hwhat
Date: Sep 29 2006 10:46:11 AM
Author: ken
i don't even understand where the shirt ends and the pants begin.
Subject: turds
Date: Sep 29 2006 10:34:33 AM
Author: Deeper
lame target, fuck you people
Subject: pretentious yankee twat
Date: Sep 29 2006 09:51:29 AM
Author: Objective Chaz
Ha Ha, correct Daniel La Poubelle! up yours IndoBrit
btw this is the best human iv seen. awesome.
Subject: Not English
Date: Sep 29 2006 08:20:33 AM
Author: Daniel La Poubelle, London
That isn't England.
By the look of the traffic lights and street sign that you can see top right, it's the US.
And he's wearing his watch on his left hand.
(only joking, we do that too)
Subject: english fags
Date: Sep 29 2006 07:10:06 AM
Author: IndoBrit
another dog-ugly english homo....
jesus christ. these rectums used to rule the world.
Subject: ????
Date: Sep 29 2006 06:19:39 AM
Author: binf jak why
someone should tell the Japs that a whale has escaped their hunters eye
Subject: Hahahaha Lewis Black!!!!
Date: Sep 29 2006 01:05:39 AM
Author: Duder
Hahahahahaahaha
Subject:
Date: Sep 28 2006 11:42:20 PM
Author:
this is a 50% do.
Subject: truth is
Date: Sep 28 2006 10:21:53 PM
Author: g
goofy as this fucker looks he's still 1000% more interesting than Ian Svenonius.
Subject: maybe it's entertaining.. but
Date: Sep 28 2006 09:14:54 PM
Author: alicia
it's like picking on a dog...why would you even bother unless you're mean?
Subject: Mannnnaaateeee
Date: Sep 28 2006 09:02:08 PM
Author: James
Where the fuck do you find these poeple?!
Subject: yeah yeah yeah
Date: Sep 28 2006 08:38:44 PM
Author: reverand right
wasn't this person in the most recent photo issue- god- Vice really likes to burn their bridges- guess that's why Canada hates you guys along with so many others. . .
Subject: WTF
Date: Sep 28 2006 08:05:38 PM
Author: kate
it's Pat!
Subject: these people
Date: Sep 28 2006 07:45:30 PM
Author: soulinite
These people are like the homeless because the only people who feel bad for them the ones who don't have to interact with them regularly. I worked in a comic book store and trust me, there is a reason no one wanted to sit beside them in grade ten. They are the most selfish scum bag social retards you can imagine.
Subject: these people
Date: Sep 28 2006 07:45:30 PM
Author: soulinite
These people are like the homeless because the only people who feel bad for them the ones who don't have to interact with them regularly. I worked in a comic book store and trust me, there is a reason no one wanted to sit beside them in grade ten. They are the most selfish scum bag social retards you can imagine.
Subject: ';l';
Date: Sep 28 2006 07:02:38 PM
Author: ';l
I once got this apartment with teal carpet. rather than decaorate the house pretending I had a loft with hardwood floors, I got gaudy pink office furniture, blue and pink rope lights, posters of carribean sunsets and lots of tin foil. It ruled. Seriously.
If I woke up and found myself looking like an asexual manatee, I would do this.
Subject: nah, nah!
Date: Sep 28 2006 07:04:16 PM
Author: dapwell
this guy is alright, come on. as long as he isn't -too- sweaty and not a pervert or anything.
Subject: douche
Date: Sep 28 2006 06:55:42 PM
Author: Sars
personally, i think her outfit rules! manatees are highly psychic creatures, and youre probably all just jealouse that you aren't homies with them like she is. or he, or whatever.
Subject:
Date: Sep 28 2006 06:48:46 PM
Author: Tyler Durden
look at the sea-cow!
and the manatees on her shirt!
Subject: HE'S HOT!
Date: Sep 28 2006 05:43:03 PM
Author: MEESH
i need t'get me some o' dat! mofo's know where i be at wit it, righ?!?!
i love meatloaf! he's still got doze fight club bitch tits!
Subject: biology is a trip
Date: Sep 28 2006 04:50:23 PM
Author: derk
compare this with the lady do a few back. we are a diverse species.
Subject: fss
Date: Sep 28 2006 04:44:26 PM
Author: fss
are people still wearing those live-strong-style bracelets?
Subject: ??
Date: Sep 28 2006 04:19:14 PM
Author: Jarshy
Why does everyone assume this is a woman? Where are the tits? What's up with the lump in the crotch? Either way, this person is UUGGLLYY!!
Subject: it's all about perspective
Date: Sep 28 2006 04:15:45 PM
Author: manatoo
it's kind of funny that if the shirt was an size small, worn by some lanky art school dropout, it'd be a DO.
and I'm not hating because I'd love to have that shirt in a suitable size.
Subject: sea cows
Date: Sep 28 2006 04:12:08 PM
Author: smort
manatees? um....i think those are dugongs.
Subject: this blows
Date: Sep 28 2006 04:01:29 PM
Author: Vanessa
It's much more fun to comment on clueless human scum that believes they're cool when they're not. Methinks this broad is already in on the joke.
Subject: Sneaks
Date: Sep 28 2006 03:31:25 PM
Author: BCNpills
The sneaks are worth the photo alone.
I'd be happy if my mom wore those...would be kinda' cool.
looks like she mayu be dancing in the video store as well?
Subject: aw
Date: Sep 28 2006 03:17:02 PM
Author: J oopie
well there's no reason for the teasing to stop apparently
Subject: jerks
Date: Sep 28 2006 03:11:18 PM
Author: duffy jr.
you know, i think her style is kinda...awesome. you're all just jerks.
get back to work!
Subject: bookyak
Date: Sep 28 2006 02:43:29 PM
Author: Lewis Black
it's about time I made the Don'ts
Subject: shoes
Date: Sep 28 2006 02:30:15 PM
Author: mustache
sick cons
Subject: ??
Date: Sep 28 2006 02:18:51 PM
Author: Jarshy
What the hell is this psychological mind fuck? It looks like one of those twins from the photo issue.
Subject: all-stars
Date: Sep 28 2006 02:19:29 PM
Author: Micky
Cool sneakers- what are those?
Subject: Second
Date: Sep 28 2006 02:18:29 PM
Author: Bosko
I'm sorry to say this I can't tell if that is a man or a woman without looking at the shorts.
Also, the zipper is undone.
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