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Don’t feel sorry for bums. They have shitty genes and you don’t. Instead of crying about it, you should be singing Katrina and the Waves in midair.
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Date: Mar 18 2008 06:49:21 PM
Author: 336
check out the front-butt on this guy
Subject: diana ross
Date: Feb 27 2008 12:21:22 PM
Author: hallalfleshisnice
Diana ross saw this guy laying on the stairs when the song inside out hitted her mind. Cause the ass of this guy is at his belly. And i dont wanna know whats on the place of his ass. Probably a reason to write a new Pirates of the caribbean movie.
Subject: OMGWTFBBQ!!???!!!(part 2)
Date: Jan 30 2008 04:10:53 AM
Author: Danny
"i'm surprised wes anderson wasn't here to call this guy a sell-out."
Congrats, youve said something that I am sure has caused people other than myself to be embarassed for you. I didnt think there could be an internet equivalent to shitting your pants in public but you proved me wrong.
Subject: OMGWTFBBQ!!???!!!
Date: Jan 30 2008 04:03:22 AM
Author: Danny
How did this picture become a discussion on Race? Its like you are all in the sixth grade at a magnet school and feel like its your responsibility to point out that its unnacceptable for anyone to say anything like "its a black thing" because you have a black friend and your a quarter cherokee. Get over it Tonto because this is 2008 and nobody said it was a black thing, they just said it was dope.
Subject: apogee
Date: Dec 17 2007 06:15:33 AM
Author: arch enemy
AP-uh-jee, noun:
The farthest or highest point; culmination.
I went on for days about the white person in this picture but as soon as I used the n-word I was censored. This is what the Million Man March was all about. Keep it real fuckin' stupid ya'll!
Subject: well
Date: Dec 13 2007 04:45:50 PM
Author: well well
Blue Lacoste' sweater, red plaid undershirt, black tie, yellow & black shoes. & everyone is making fun of the bum bahahaha!
Subject: the new new cleavage
Date: Oct 11 2007 06:46:36 PM
Author: neve
belly butt?
Subject: my my oh goodness
Date: Oct 10 2007 02:44:32 PM
Author: your butt
a rare sighting of the tooth fairy! the tooth fairy is very popular among the homeless, as they are often losing their teeth. he floats delicately over their peacefully sleeping bodies, giving them precious nickels in exchange for their no longer necessary teeth! you don't need to chew beer! an amazing photo of this mysterious and elusive minor deity. a true scientific breakthrough.
Subject: I'm black I take this into high offense.
Date: Aug 17 2007 03:57:53 AM
Author: RILWAN K
A person should be able to do whatever the hell he or she wants, why should that be based on ethnics, race, heritage, or skin color... You people should be ashamed...
Subject: below me: wtf
Date: May 29 2007 06:14:46 AM
Author: sweetpea
because it's still largely assumed that white people have more of a right to "appropriate" the styles and cultures of other races rather than the other way around. if you aren't white you're supposedly more confined to whatever prevailing stereotype of the day dictates that you should be into. there's a greater novelty factor if you appear to be different or a non-conformist as a young black person, even if you're conforming to what's considered to be an already cliché'd modality for young white people. and it's also harder to not follow the pack because people make a bigger deal about it than if you're white. and this comes from both sides of the racial divide. same applies for other non-white races too.
i'm surprised wes anderson wasn't here to call this guy a sell-out.
Subject: i don't get it...
Date: May 17 2007 02:54:18 PM
Author: wtf
Why is everyone so facinated with "black hipsters"? I don't see anyone shitting their pants when they see a wigger strutting down the street and there are certainly an abundance of those. Does anyone care to explain?
Subject: Primus RULEZ!!!!!!!!!!
Date: May 09 2007 05:54:30 PM
Author: Clyde Drexler
Hey Dominique Wilkins here got some hops yo. Like a forty-four inch vertical or something. He'll jump outta the gym for crissakes. His legs are like fuckin' pogo sticks or something. The bum's got bad genes and everything but the black kid has slave genetics allowing him to clown schitzophrenic, homeless bums and jump really high over them even if he listens to horrible brooklyn noise bands instead of horrible ny rap mixtapes. Even blipsters can jump over a Ford Explorer if ya askem nice and mention Tv on the radio and Sly and the family stone or some shit. They'll freaking clear that shit no problem. I have absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
Subject: asses and stomachs
Date: Mar 25 2007 05:31:57 PM
Author: doog
that man has an ass on his stomach!
Subject: .
Date: Dec 27 2006 11:50:08 AM
Author: Emily
I dated that guy. He's always been pretty into aerial attacks.
Subject: fsdfds
Date: Nov 24 2006 11:52:35 PM
Author: sdf
Taggers are the dumbest 12-year old monkeyapes in the world. Congrats you shithead.
Subject: BL
Date: Nov 02 2006 11:01:12 PM
Author: BLES1
THATS MY TAG!!! BL ARE MY INITIALS.
Subject: ME
Date: Nov 02 2006 10:55:42 PM
Author: BLES1
THATS MY TAG!!! BL R MY INITIALS.
Subject: Vice = arse.
Date: Oct 05 2006 12:32:32 PM
Author: Ben Jamin
Yes, arse, not ass.It's only cos I'm so bored I have to email and tell you cunts to fuck off out of London. You're making it american teen you cunts. Fuck off back to australia and cover to cover read I.D some more...
Subject: the fat bum
Date: Oct 03 2006 04:45:20 AM
Author: well groomed
ha ha, he's so over it -- literally!
Subject: horrible
Date: Sep 27 2006 01:04:57 PM
Author: el harto
in regards to the jewel comment below:
good one.
Subject: bum's ass gut cunt
Date: Sep 13 2006 12:02:59 PM
Author: me
the ass in the bum's stomach is actually a gunt... originally attributed to a fat woman's cunt extending into her gut, the gunt is also applicable in this male specimen's case.
Subject: it's a date
Date: Sep 12 2006 11:00:04 PM
Author: Mr Vanessa, to you
I'll bring my Valtrex.
Subject: bum tummy?
Date: Sep 12 2006 08:32:02 PM
Author: dapwell
that bum have a fucking ass on his stomach?
Subject: working together
Date: Sep 12 2006 05:37:37 PM
Author: Vanessa
Why don't you come over and scratch my genital herpes with your tongue?
Subject: chalk one for the little guy
Date: Sep 12 2006 05:17:15 PM
Author: Lance Feelgood
Why don't you score a triumph on my cock.
Subject: Bonnie Prince Willie
Date: Sep 12 2006 04:58:18 AM
Author: Vanessa
"I see it as a triumph over becoming beltless and bellied and beige."
Let's all work together to score a triumph over bad alliteration.
Subject: 2 thumbs up and jumping
Date: Sep 12 2006 01:31:15 AM
Author: Bonnie Prince Willie
Black, white, go fuck yourself. I see it as a triumph over becoming beltless and bellied and beige. You've come a long way, baby.
Subject: side note
Date: Sep 11 2006 08:10:17 PM
Author: wish 914
this is actually the second time he made it in vice the bastard. first time was actually him looking stupid. cholo, i havent talked to him in mad long he got alot of ups in philly or what.
Subject: bl
Date: Sep 11 2006 08:01:41 PM
Author: wish
thats my boys tag he writes bles why you ask. this is philly right.
wish 914
Subject: The jumping guy..
Date: Sep 11 2006 07:36:15 PM
Author: Loopy
..is Suroosh, you idiots.
Subject: !
Date: Sep 11 2006 06:56:28 PM
Author: Jewel
Don't pick on the homeless. I was homeless once, but now I'm a celebrity, or something.
Subject: Darry D
Date: Sep 11 2006 06:01:20 PM
Author: petey wheatstraw
it's my boy, Darius! what up D?
Subject: Jane
Date: Sep 11 2006 05:41:18 PM
Author: Dirty Dave
I think it's fucked up too, baby. We are sympatico 100 %. I think this is what they refer to as "irony" in yuppie world.
Subject: caption
Date: Sep 11 2006 05:30:04 PM
Author: Jane
Really? You really think that all 'bums' are homeless because of bad genes? I know this is supposed to be funny but I'm definitely failing to see the humour in this joke, and I have a pretty good sense of humour. Am I the only one who thinks this is fucked up?
Subject: dumb ass
Date: Sep 11 2006 04:46:29 PM
Author: ghg
i'll never get over the citations used on this message board...hey dumbshits, i know you rag on college and everything but at least you would know that a. wikipedia is bullshit (in that i could provide that as a valid definition on their site) b. anyone citing shit on a message board = superfag c. it's probably best to kill yourself w/o delay
Subject: Stev3
Date: Sep 11 2006 02:42:35 PM
Author: T-rock
What's wrong with a black guy wearing a tie? That means he might be ready with my car after I leave the restaraunt. I'm no racist, I love black people. They make me alot of money when I bet on sports.
Subject: Proof
Date: Sep 11 2006 01:22:10 PM
Author: Jarshy
Thanks, Proof. You're totally right.
Subject: another subject
Date: Sep 11 2006 12:48:16 PM
Author: cholo
Does anyone know whose tag that is?
p.s. there is a rumor floating about that vice got bought by urban outfitters.. and that's why the guy who used to write dos and don'ts isn't around anymore. It's a 17 year old girl from abercrombie and fitch doing it now...
Subject: Here's the deal
Date: Sep 11 2006 12:04:35 PM
Author: Stev3
Any YOUNG black guy who WILLINGLY wears a tie inside of a sweater is an Uncle Tom. Period.
Subject: mulat
Date: Sep 11 2006 12:02:52 PM
Author: Burnsy
Your theory is totally accurate, especially if being a racist/elitist dickweed a la your typical spoiled white preppie is good for the advancement of his race (the human race?). Besides, nobody ever said that being stereotypical, whatever your race, isn't wack either.
Notice it's not the white guys behind the camera doing the clowning. This is a classic Sambo moment. The white guys probably offered him the chance to ogle their sister in the shower if he used his jumping skills to pull this caper.
P.S. Anyone who allows Wikipedia to define their culture for them is an idiot extraordinaire.
Subject: militia
Date: Sep 11 2006 11:51:42 AM
Author: mulat
dude is the antithesis to an uncle tom.
wikipedia definition of uncle tom: "It is commonly used to describe black people whose political views or allegiances are considered by critics detrimental to blacks as a group."
being a stereotypical blackie (doo rag, oversized baby clothing, no education, unemployment) is way more uncle tomish than just being a fun, square black dude in a tie.
plus, dude is clowing a cracker hobo. thats some funny black pride shit for sure.
such a do.
Subject: skol!
Date: Sep 11 2006 11:49:56 AM
Author: Vanessa
Oooh, look! It's Tiger Woods and his Swedish father-in-law!
Subject: Burnsy
Date: Sep 11 2006 11:30:19 AM
Author: Stev3
You're right on point. Even though I'm white, even I can tell this guy's an Uncle Tom. And, I've seen his picture before on the photoblogging posts. Vice is using their friends in these.
Subject: this is not really a re-run
Date: Sep 11 2006 11:24:20 AM
Author: Proof
vice always puts the do's and don'ts that were in the magazine, online. that doesn't really make them repeats. if you think this was already online check the archives and see if it's there (it's not - i checked).
Subject: re-runs
Date: Sep 11 2006 11:12:07 AM
Author: Jarshy
Doesn't anyone else realize that Vice is starting to run old "do's and dont's" and trying to pass them off as new? I saw this one a long time ago. That pisses me off.
Subject: do a jig
Date: Sep 11 2006 10:20:48 AM
Author: Burnsy
Uncle Toms are always a DO. They make white guys feel so much better about themselves, especially when they start acting like them at their absolute worst.
Subject: frog
Date: Sep 11 2006 10:08:01 AM
Author: zip
Bum?Looks like a passed out frog to me.
Subject: yar troop
Date: Sep 11 2006 09:53:46 AM
Author: preppy mcslacks
He's wearing a tie with jeans, so he loses points for Strokes-ness (no suit jacket with them though, thank god). But his disdain for the poor just about drags him into the do-zone.
He could do with some slacks and a nice pair of brogues. Jumper is good, shirt is acceptable.
Subject: What's
Date: Sep 11 2006 09:50:57 AM
Author: This
It looks like he's got tattoos on his face...?
I love this picture. This is the best since the two goffs lying in their own puke.
Subject: ....
Date: Sep 11 2006 08:08:44 AM
Author: The Word is
Blipster
Subject: Black hipster
Date: Sep 11 2006 08:03:55 AM
Author: Leroy
Howlee shit!!!! A black hipster!
Must be a hoser...
Subject: Nope
Date: Sep 11 2006 07:19:48 AM
Author: Stev3
This guy looks like a douche. He's wearing an ugly Lacoste sweater, with cheap jeans and ugly pumas. and a red shirt. is he blind or some shit?he should be a DON'T, but black people who dress like that get slack because it shopws their trying to be like us.
Subject: at last
Date: Sep 11 2006 07:12:45 AM
Author: preppy mcslacks
More stuff like this plz.
Subject: yer
Date: Sep 11 2006 06:48:50 AM
Author: bash
the tramp's belly looks like a bum crack.
Subject: yes
Date: Sep 11 2006 06:15:56 AM
Author: Dr.Tarr
Yes, he's incredible well-dressed. A total do
Subject: re
Date: Sep 11 2006 06:01:26 AM
Author: jeppe
thats not a bum
Subject: asdf
Date: Sep 11 2006 03:17:35 AM
Author: Jerk
Quit drinking so much beer you sloppy c*nt.
Subject: asdf
Date: Sep 11 2006 02:27:26 AM
Author: asdf
my gut looks a bit like that when I'm lying on my side
Subject: wtf
Date: Sep 11 2006 02:25:02 AM
Author: daniel
yes! holy shit ken they DO exist. I cant stand that song. Dschingkis Khan is way better!
Subject: .
Date: Sep 11 2006 02:17:12 AM
Author: .
hahahahah.
great caption guys.
Subject: hot
Date: Sep 11 2006 01:30:46 AM
Author: damn
touch the sky because you're getting a lot of air time my friend
Subject: omg!
Date: Sep 11 2006 12:05:50 AM
Author: ken
a black hipster!!!
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