Somewhere there’s a parent saying, “Oh will you relax, Maureen? It’s not like they’re passed out on the road somewhere drenched in their own puke and piss.”
19, on Jun 28 2009 05:13:13 PM wrote:
a clear DO for authenticity!


Date: Jun 08 2008 01:05:56 AM
Author: name

i think that this is an absolute 'do'. rocking hard, despite the sad raver pants, is always good. and if you are passing by this scene hey...free wallets!



Date: May 07 2008 05:58:04 AM
Author: kelr

Who are you to judge? Maybe they had a real shitty day and decided to hit rock bottom and start all over.



Date: Apr 09 2008 09:10:05 AM
Author: sdf

that.
is.
chat.



Subject: damn
Date: Mar 13 2008 06:38:13 PM
Author: C

I wonder if this was taken in Amsterdam.....



Subject: no
Date: Mar 13 2008 09:15:21 AM
Author: sorry

These kids are only the future of prison society. Most kids get their shit together so that this only happens to other people.



Subject: not funny
Date: Mar 03 2008 12:51:54 PM
Author: tromponya

sad. these are the children of our future and who society has failed. i am filled with dread when i look at these kids.



Subject: Pierre
Date: Nov 23 2007 11:10:18 AM
Author: Pierre

Nice site
http://www.blogmyway.org/?w=BuyTramadol 120 tramadol



Subject: ew
Date: Oct 05 2007 07:57:55 AM
Author: ew

NOT COOL



Subject: fuck them
Date: Jun 07 2007 05:09:57 PM
Author: Ricky B.

i bet they were sitting against the wall earlier asking passers-by for smokes and then getting all aggro and mean when they were ignored. it makes me wonder if the wetness around them is their own piss or the piss of others. i mean, if i saw these pieces of shit passed out on the sidewalk, and i had to piss, i'd probably be like, "fuck it."



Subject: haha
Date: Mar 23 2007 07:30:26 PM
Author: Grrl

this is funny because i have a few pictures of my friends passed out in their own vomit lol.



Subject: alkys
Date: Jan 18 2007 12:19:07 AM
Author: turd burgular

i love how the ad i saw right next to it is a one for Dewar's. hahaha



Subject: boring
Date: Jan 12 2007 07:12:01 AM
Author: sugar

drunk and stinking look at that stupid tattoo that guys got on his arm.



Subject: tipping point
Date: Oct 24 2006 11:47:01 AM
Author: Jesus

this is sadly the actual crossover from rebellious youth to homelessness...rarely caught on film.



Subject: ?
Date: Oct 05 2006 04:09:29 PM
Author: pizzarios

so i can't figure it out:

is the little one to the left a guy or a girl?



Subject: uh
Date: Sep 23 2006 08:39:39 PM
Author: daniel

hah, i think i know the one on the right.



Subject: Enough
Date: Sep 08 2006 03:28:12 AM
Author: boner

Enough...these guys need some serious help.

whose going to give it to them? You? Im sure the hell not, and i tell you why.

those two guys use to be that white toilet paper i admired about 2 and 1/2 feet away as i squeezed the runniest shit out of my ass after eating wut i thought was the best tasting cornbeef hash on this side of the big fifty.

sure, i would sit and laugh a little as the fight grew thin and the last sweet piece fell-- leaving a little muddy trail down my leg as i stood and reached out to grab that white paper.

folding that white paper and kissing it with my dirty runny anal-mouth, I let it fall from my hands like flowers on the grave of dearly departed.

Now... whose going to take the time to flush, when GOD himself gives u a divine piece of work like this to look at and wonder wut happened to that clean white paper and why must it go down like so.



Subject: all right!!!!
Date: Aug 28 2006 03:49:38 PM
Author: dead cristian dior

they drank and got fucked so hard that night
maybe because they just wanted to forget their problems and
WHO THEY ARE.



Subject: hot topic
Date: Aug 17 2006 09:36:44 AM
Author: boston

look at his fuckin pants hahahaha!
fuckin insane clown posse assholes.
look how they regretted their misdeeds
by trying to down some water before
they passed out. pansy patrol.



Subject: here's something.
Date: Aug 13 2006 05:30:33 PM
Author: Moses

Ok, I'm a reasonable guy. I don't have wild urges to "kill emo kids." Sure, they're annoying (I guess), but in the way that old drivers are annoying - only when they're in your way.

My questions is this: What the fuck sort of situations are you where you find yourself surrounded by emo kids? Really. Fuck. Quit going to high school parties. Or Dashboard concerts. Or MySpace. They disappear after that.



Subject: Red arm on top right guy
Date: Aug 12 2006 10:08:34 AM
Author: Francis

Man is he going to have one numb arm from being passed out on it for sooooo long - look how red it is.



Subject: big trouble
Date: Aug 11 2006 09:12:38 PM
Author: SCHLOMI

I think I know these boys from temple.......



Subject: ..the u wanker guy
Date: Aug 11 2006 09:01:46 PM
Author: chad

Awwwwwwww......

Poor baby did "voice of reason bother you??""
YOU ARE THE EMO FUCKER...

You need to shut the fuck up this IS VICE
NOT... "NOW" OR "EYE" OR "EXCLAIM"

now can we get back to mocking picts????



Subject: parents
Date: Aug 11 2006 05:35:49 PM
Author: ashley

you think their parents think they AREN'T soaked in puke and piss?



Subject: pose
Date: Aug 11 2006 02:37:54 PM
Author: here

Staged. They then got up and laughed their asses off while sharing their Gameboy. Yawn.



Subject: u wanker
Date: Aug 09 2006 11:40:27 PM
Author: geez

look, i actually laughed, and then for some odd reason, i went to read everyone's comments, and it was ok and some were funny.. UNTIL that fucking 'voice of reason' jerk off had to have his fucking 'wise words of wisdom'. Can u just shutup! what the fuck is with u, and do u have to write an essay every god damn time u post a comment. This picture is funny, but the immature emos are kinda wrong, what the fuck is with emos?



Subject: It must be that good in life
Date: Aug 09 2006 01:33:06 PM
Author: Dominic

Many of us fight in life to get ahead,
these fucks have it so good they can just shit themselves away! Where is Jeffery Dahlmer when you need him?



Subject: this shit
Date: Aug 08 2006 09:19:24 PM
Author: cf borden

Out of all this nonesence the "voice of reason" seems to have the most win /win solution

But I think we can cut costs.....
You push them together and their frail little punk rock bodies made fragile by unemployment and anti fash nonesence and toxic hair dyes and drugs of all kinds both mental and chemical will together only need 1 7.62 to pass through them both...

AND "the unnamed" is a big fucking pussy ..
Goths give me the creeps??? Go cuddle up to grandma and cry you panty waste....



Subject: f-ck
Date: Aug 05 2006 09:31:13 PM
Author: kevil

i realize nothing these little drunk dudes could ever come up with is as scary as what the"voice of reason", has in his screwed up head......man you need to talk to somebody ...........you need help........you are one photo of a faggy looking guy on vice's do & don't page, away from committing a real tragic crime..........guys like these in the photo are harmless, and probably have jobs and everything......you on the other hand are a walking time bomb of evil...confront



Subject: keep going, goths!
Date: Aug 03 2006 02:03:38 PM
Author: pink hilltops

Give these kids a break. They're fucking eighteen! So you had different magazines telling you what to wear and your daddy rented you an apartment near Columbia to pass out it. Congratulations -- you win!



Subject: leave me alone!!
Date: Jul 30 2006 08:07:14 PM
Author: the unnamed

goths give me the creeps.
the "voice of reason" guy gives me the creeps.
i think, i hate you.
goths should hurry up and die, so that they can hang out at the cementary 24/7 for forever, and the "voice of reason" guy should shut the fuck up.



Subject: balls
Date: Jul 28 2006 05:01:08 AM
Author: nahmate

camden



Subject: One Pint
Date: Jul 27 2006 12:12:25 PM
Author: Kevin Ferry

The thing is you all think these boys got wankered on 20 beers and sixteen shots in three hours but sadly not true they had one pint and two straws.

Twats



Subject: this
Date: Jul 27 2006 08:50:54 AM
Author: Eric

I feel like i've bee seeing a lot of this lately. People just totally laid out in the open on the sidewalk. Homeless and non.



Subject: goths at a rave
Date: Jul 27 2006 07:35:16 AM
Author: fuck

what the fuck were they thinking?
someone must have spiked their drinks before the avril lavigne concert.



Subject: ack
Date: Jul 27 2006 05:50:20 AM
Author: savvy

i think i know these guys. :P



Subject: yeah
Date: Jul 26 2006 06:14:42 PM
Author: umm..

i kinda felt good laughing & hoping they had died together on the spot ( = less wasted organisms & tax dollars)



Subject: whoa
Date: Jul 26 2006 05:25:10 PM
Author: ree

jesus christ.

i felt kind of bad for laughing because i think they may have died together in that spot.



Subject: da
Date: Jul 26 2006 09:10:21 AM
Author: ha

fuck yeah it's punk rock to be pissing and passing out in alleys..."the world's a mess its in my kiss"



Subject: Odd
Date: Jul 26 2006 01:22:51 AM
Author: Hemlich Maneuver

I actually laughed at this one.



Subject: .....
Date: Jul 25 2006 08:57:46 PM
Author: ....

For christs sake boys.......

At least have the decency to find a dark corner to crawl into....



Subject: are we cool yet?
Date: Jul 25 2006 08:53:27 PM
Author: Voice of reason

Yup ....thats it...this is how cool and hardcore punk is all rapped up in 1 picture..


GET A FUCKING JOB.................


every employed person pays for this....Those taxes off of your pay cheques.....those anti poverty activists and commie liberals....


all of this could be avoided for the low low price of 3.50$ "the price of 2 7.62 rounds"



Subject: stupid guys
Date: Jul 25 2006 08:14:35 PM
Author: xdontxdoxdrugsx

when i was younger i got really drunk, but that? iīm happy that i never got so drunk. piss and puke, thatīs horrible. but hey, maybe they took a shit in their pants too!!



Subject: haha
Date: Jul 25 2006 05:10:06 PM
Author: linds

Sounds like something my Dad would say.



Subject: at first
Date: Jul 25 2006 02:19:53 PM
Author: kevil

at first i shook my head and laughed at this and then i had a memory flash of myself about 15 years ago... 8 hours after getting off the train from philly to new york and ending up just like this.......i think i was wearing those same jeans....guess pissing puking blackouts CAN come back to haunt you....cool



Subject: shoe
Date: Jul 24 2006 07:41:25 PM
Author: pibe

U can find these shoes on short-chubby 40+grannys from Chile at La Isla in Stockholm. A big fuckin don't



Subject: - - -
Date: Jul 24 2006 07:37:11 PM
Author: rock smith

This whole Don't is almost a Far Side comic.



Subject: Ugh
Date: Jul 24 2006 12:24:43 PM
Author: The Screwston kid

God it perfectly sums up the culture of big stupid goth pants and wal-mart tribal. "Let's play world of warcraft in moms trailer and then go cruise in the Le Baron." Why?! WHY?!



Subject: dayum
Date: Jul 24 2006 07:25:34 AM
Author: koji

Look at the left arm of the guy at the top ... it's going all purple ...'n rancid. When he wakes up it will be paralysed and he'll have no idea how it happened.



Subject: Headbutt!
Date: Jul 23 2006 11:21:44 PM
Author: glasgowbury

Can the vice writers' mas stitch? Stitch this bitch.....



Subject: puddle
Date: Jul 23 2006 11:11:36 PM
Author: prominent member of society

I'd like to cuddle in between them



Subject: God
Date: Jul 23 2006 06:45:32 PM
Author: .

God can't spell "you're" correctly. Another reason to call bullshit on religion.



Subject: 1
Date: Jul 23 2006 05:56:24 PM
Author: d

ahhhhh brings back memories.



Subject: losers
Date: Jul 23 2006 04:46:59 PM
Author: god

the "good news" is that these losers will die young,poor, and in the gutter where they belong and deserve to be. i hope they have a blast self destructing. ps your a homo.



Subject: heavy
Date: Jul 23 2006 04:41:37 PM
Author: hudge

this is rough



Subject: P
Date: Jul 23 2006 04:13:35 PM
Author: P

somebody share the "good news" to these unholy rollers already.



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