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Nick, on Oct 20 2008 09:09:35 AM wrote:
Hahahahahahahahaha! Briljant!
justinnnn, on Oct 05 2008 03:21:20 PM wrote:
Why would I have anything to be jealous about? The only girls I like are girls that prefer skinny guys like me anyways. I mean, there's just as many girls out there that prefer skinny guys over guys with muscles, so by all rights I could walk around with my shirt off too, but the reason I don't is more than just brains, but personality, confidence, moral, which this guy has little of, reducing him to a walking erection.
Date: Jun 07 2008 12:54:51 PM
Author: popeye
you're right, i do fucking hate him.
and i do want to be him.
ahh the pain, it's like teenage angst all over
Date: May 27 2008 07:45:25 AM
Author: Petit Derrique
Do you think he's realised he's that muscley yet?
Date: May 20 2008 02:26:42 PM
Author: muffin gal
to do or not to do... ? Um... yeah, I'd still do him...
Date: May 11 2008 06:58:36 AM
Author: Oh PuhLEEEEEZE
Leave it to a bunch of str8 to rag on a hot guy. You boys don't like him 'cuz he's hot (even if he is trying too hard)and you don't know how to handle it. If that was some anonymous female up there with her jeans yanked down past her bush you guys would be forwarding this to everyone you know......after you wiped the spontaneous jizz from your keyboards, that is.
Date: May 08 2008 05:20:22 PM
Author: H
Hey ladies, would you have a mirror I could borrow?
Date: May 06 2008 11:29:32 AM
Author: some girl
It's Jared Leto's stalker...oh I just wantto be you Jared!!!
Date: Apr 18 2008 05:21:31 PM
Author: bethany
I bet he shaves his pubes, and has pictures of him and his buddies doing slightly homoerotic things in Cancun on their last spring break. Boys that use baby oil on their bodies don't have time to put it on mine.
Date: Apr 18 2008 01:14:16 AM
Author: jimmy
THANK CHRIST! because my cock has hands and drinks beer and i was starting to think i was a freak!
im not alone in this world. thankyou my little vicey pie.
Date: Apr 17 2008 10:12:35 PM
Author: annenyc
funny comment, but he is still hot
Date: Apr 17 2008 12:20:19 PM
Author: jinky
thats how i look first thing in the morning.....but it all kinda slides down after my first cigarette
Date: Apr 03 2008 06:57:13 AM
Author: woow
damn he is hot.
I mean yeah he looks like a zero-brain but hey if he wants to fuck why not.
I think he looks so sexy - why spend your time with an inteligent good looking boy you just want to fuck anyways so I would choose him. You don't have to talk - GREAT
Subject: Hooray BEER!
Date: Mar 17 2008 08:39:41 PM
Author: Red Stripe Spokesman
Boo, too much of a good thing. Hooray moderation!
Subject: Its The Actor
Date: Mar 15 2008 12:46:30 AM
Author: Gello
SHANNIN TANTUM>>from step up....the dude here is the guy from the step u movie.
Subject: hes a dick
Date: Feb 04 2008 03:26:02 PM
Author: rotten
but that looks like a 22 ounce sapporo. now thats a fine beer.
Subject: wha?
Date: Jan 28 2008 10:17:45 PM
Author: bob dobbs
ummm...jealous are we now?
Subject: credit card application with no credit
Date: Jan 28 2008 07:33:39 AM
Author: unsecure cards
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Subject: swear to blog!
Date: Jan 26 2008 10:18:36 AM
Author: paisley
even juno would fuck this man.
Subject: a do
Date: Jan 23 2008 03:01:49 PM
Author: dub
a baseball player getting done after a game? ripped and a lil sweaty? great hair and killer body? yea, the jeans over underwear is gross (freeball baby), but he could wear a fucking tutu and any girl that had better eyesight that hellen keller would be alllll over him.
Subject: donīt?? hahaha - you fucking losers!!!
Date: Jan 21 2008 08:48:35 AM
Author: Tina
This guy is so hot and heīs so in shape, you know what we think if we recognize that somebody makes such an effort to look soo fucking good?
no words can describe how delighted we are meeting and enjoying such a delicious boy.
why is he a donīt??? look at his lips, his wonderful face, his great body! fucking hell..!
I canīt rid that you donīt like that.
Subject: no
Date: Dec 27 2007 04:02:42 PM
Author: no
He's only a don't because he's trying to keep those gawd awful jeans up with that poor excuse of a belt - let it free pretty boy!
Subject: ...
Date: Dec 21 2007 06:25:56 AM
Author: ...
damn
Subject: anabel
Date: Nov 23 2007 12:06:33 AM
Author: ana campana
he is the kind of man that any girl with brains that listens to good music would vomit on...
Subject: ..
Date: Nov 21 2007 11:41:29 AM
Author: Zoe K.
Hah,
his features are so boring :]
Subject: ajks
Date: Sep 20 2007 12:31:21 PM
Author: girls vs boys
Men are cattier than women! what a buncha haters..
Subject: not only does he looks like a veiny cock
Date: Sep 16 2007 01:22:13 AM
Author: ry
he looks like that actor jonathan brandis. you know, the kid from neverending story II. except a much stronger, not dead version.
haha what the fuck is on that belt buckle?
Subject: it's true
Date: Aug 22 2007 07:50:35 PM
Author: yes
before i even read the caption i thought he looked like a penis.
Subject: want
Date: Aug 10 2007 06:24:19 PM
Author: hmm
you really want to lick his asshole, don't you?
Subject: oh come on
Date: Aug 09 2007 01:51:18 PM
Author: steez
Vice isn't make fun of him because they're jealous of his good looks (I'm not ruling that out though). He's a DON'T because of the jeans that belong in '96, because he's not wearing a shirt at all because he knows he has the body for it, and because he has immaculately shaved/waxed frontal body hair which is a DON'T for any man.
Subject: hawtie
Date: Aug 08 2007 09:07:50 AM
Author: d*FiZz
HUNKY
He is all veiny penisy but whatevz. Still hot.
Subject: how hot this guy is
Date: Jul 18 2007 06:48:49 PM
Author: cupcocks
this guy is super hot.
Subject: The one u really got wrong...
Date: Jul 16 2007 04:51:25 AM
Author: chichicastenango
Okay Vice, think about it. What exactly is a Don't about being an erect cock? Where do erect cocks get to go and what do they get to do?
Bingo.
Subject: well...
Date: Jun 29 2007 01:59:31 AM
Author: tom t
i can see why you might hate on this, but he is a goodlookin guy and in good shape- if you paid $150 a month for a gym membership and went 5 times a week, you'd want to show it off too. boo for being hairless though, real dudes gots hair- and LOTS of it!
Subject: whateves
Date: Jun 16 2007 10:52:58 AM
Author: whateves
The DOs and DONTs are the worst things that VICE has EVER done....fuck this shit
Subject: again
Date: Jun 12 2007 10:10:55 AM
Author: fuck haute couture
i just had to come back here and say again how fucking hot this douchebag is. I mean there's a huge possibility that he's a complete tool, but who needs personality when you look like that?
yum.
Subject: attn: editors of vice
Date: Jun 10 2007 02:35:45 PM
Author: noonie
JEALOUS?
Subject: homos bend over
Date: May 21 2007 11:11:59 PM
Author: girlie
dang, do i want to fuck me some homographic yum yum yum. This don't is like the comments all the girly haters left for the "do" that was two superhot girls dressed all boring.
This guy is a do. In the butt. Where's my strap on.
Subject: bitch please.
Date: Apr 29 2007 03:53:42 PM
Author: chrissssssssstine
whatever. i'd fuck him in a new york minute, and only hope he was of age AFTER.
Subject: fag
Date: Apr 27 2007 10:58:02 AM
Author: fuckhead
the only thing retarded about this guy is his dumbass jeans and fucking underwear sticking out.
possibly his hair too but i'll let it slide
Subject: 16 year old cocksuckers in high school
Date: Apr 01 2007 07:59:05 PM
Author: c
actually making themself feel better by putting this guy down is the exact point of this particular page. now go throw yourself at him and get rejected, and let them have their fun
Subject: well well
Date: Apr 01 2007 02:18:20 PM
Author: bleh
seriously, vice writers are so easily reduced to the 16 year olds in high school who could never get a girl to so much as look theirr way as soon as they see a pretty man.
deal with it you cocksuckers, hes beautiful. men and women want him, and youd want to be him. but instead you make yourself feel better by putting him down.
seriously. we all know the writers have 5-inch cocks, but must you take out your complexes on the rest of the world?
Subject: MMMMM
Date: Mar 22 2007 08:35:10 PM
Author: yes please
what i'd give to spread his tight ass and shove my cock in
Subject: My ex...
Date: Mar 16 2007 04:07:25 PM
Author: Dan
I used to clip my chest hair for my ex and even waxed a few times.
I clipped it off the other day and looking in the mirror, i realzied what I homo i was for doing it.
I am letting my body hair grow grow grow from now on...except on my cock and balls and asscrack......that always gets the clip.
That guy in the photo is a big erection...gross
Subject: young guy without shirt
Date: Feb 19 2007 05:43:27 PM
Author: tendr
this is my second comment. i was in the hippie era...ppl were stoned alot but man oh man they sure didn't have the 'hate' i see in here and judgements on looks...it's just a body. when it's gone, and it will go..hope he has a great personality. til then, i'll appreciate beauty anywhere i see it...i'd think an average joe if he looked like he took care of himself, would be just as sexy. as a female i admire the abs. i wish i had a flat belly. why are ppl put down for they way they look? i say be nice or say nothing. oh and "peace"
Subject: young guy without a shirt
Date: Feb 19 2007 05:35:48 PM
Author: tendr
i'm old enough to be his mommy....and heck yea he looks good. that doesn't mean he's a nice person but until i don't like him, by knowing him first, i won't put him down. i don't think beer is cool. hes a kid..but God gave him a pretty body.
Subject: o rly?
Date: Feb 18 2007 07:34:58 PM
Author: peeps that are saying he 'looks good'
He looks gross to me. Why care that much and then think everyone else loves it? If that's his lifestyle then fair enough, but shit, he represents about 0.0001% of the population, most of us are self-concious neurotics with some seriously dark private lives. And yes, even YOU!
Subject: haha
Date: Feb 18 2007 05:33:00 AM
Author: mandy
ahahahaha
Subject: ugh
Date: Feb 12 2007 02:48:59 AM
Author: reno
his torso looks like a ken dolls torso all plastic and shiny.ew, puke
Subject: probably a don't
Date: Feb 07 2007 10:24:13 AM
Author: alex
shaving your body hair is wrong, i used to have a body like that and goddamit i NEVER shaved my front, it's the most unmasculine thing you can do.
fucking metro-sexuals.
Subject: duh- the picture
Date: Feb 07 2007 07:29:38 AM
Author: whatever
for those who are so quick to comment on a random photo - it might be a good idea to ask yourself why you come up with the comments you do ...
- judgement is simply an expression of your own insecurities...
- how can anyone here possibly know anything about the person in the photo -
peace
Subject: what's the big deal?
Date: Feb 06 2007 05:54:12 PM
Author: gut-hog the magnificent
the big deal, you gay-ass bonehead, is that the secret to life is hard work and drugs. go back to dropping the soap in the shower with your 'rugby buddies'. fucking fuckwad.
Subject: You care too much.
Date: Jan 19 2007 05:37:44 PM
Author: brad
Jeez. This guy probably sucks as a person, but it may not have anything to do with his body. You hate the fat ugly people on the site, you hate the chiseled good-looking ones. Maybe he just enjoys working hard at the gym, and he happened to be hot that day. So he took his shirt off. Should he keep it on just because he looks good? "My body temperature is rising rapidly, but I'd better keep my shirt on because I have well-defined mucles."
Subject: Whats the big deal?
Date: Jan 18 2007 09:24:55 PM
Author: Whats the big deal?
He looks like every guy on my rugby team. Put us up against the Vice crew and we'd WRECH them, AND we get more puss.
Vice is jealous because they think the secret to life is DRUGS as opposed to HARD WORK. Pathetic.
Subject: yuk @ muscles.
Date: Jan 17 2007 05:09:57 AM
Author: scared
This guy makes me sick. Look how cheesy he is. I hate these sort of guys (for the record no, Im not jealous, im a girl). Look at those veins... yeuugh. The best thing about him is probably his hair, he's probably a real arsehole too just because he thinks he's hot stuff... he'd be boring as fuck too.
Guys who care about their looks as much as this guy does are frankly a huge turn off.
Subject: .
Date: Jan 14 2007 01:58:04 PM
Author: .
beauty is ever so misleading
Subject: no problem here.
Date: Jan 12 2007 07:16:05 AM
Author: sugar
he's ok don't sweat it because he's good looking.
as the guy below said i'd hug him if i was buzzing.
Subject: that geezer
Date: Dec 28 2006 08:24:52 AM
Author: english eddi
i reckon his hearts in the right place.youth and beauty is pretty close to truth and beauty,they must be bed fellows.if you lot met him on pills you'd hug him i bet.
Subject: wat is wrong with u??
Date: Dec 06 2006 05:45:38 PM
Author: thebiggestlegendeva *u luv brighton uk*
oh my god he is sooooooooooo fukin ugly wat is wrong wiv u ppl??
Subject: viceland hypocrits
Date: Nov 19 2006 02:39:21 PM
Author: blah
LOL someone at viceland is fucking JEALOUS!
Subject: 'bout time you had a cutie for the gals!
Date: Oct 04 2006 07:02:21 PM
Author: Jen
Yeah, say what you want guys (and tree-huggin' hippie-shit gals)...this guy's hot. Simple as that. So he might be a jerk; who cares, it's not like we have to do anything more than see him here in the do's and don'ts.
Vice, slow down with the simpering, nerdy-cool-slim-jims and bring on more lookers!
Subject: core-erection
Date: Sep 25 2006 06:22:23 AM
Author: jax
hahah.. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Subject: Mmmm
Date: Sep 11 2006 01:14:13 PM
Author: panajane
Yummy for one night.
Subject: time for life class 101 to begin
Date: Sep 08 2006 05:04:27 AM
Author: boner
i was going to take the time to have a harmless whipping fest on my man cock master flash, but it seems from some the comments below-- that the readers of vice have changed.
from readers who were apart of "the street" and laughing member of society with a beer in one hand and a heart in another-- to the culturally retarted hyper-self-conscious pricks that probably have their whole life planned out with fame and fortune mixed with a little hollywood hard-ons and a big basket of yellow daisies.-- and those ugly dresses that bride's maids always have to wear and hate u forever for it.
listen and listen good-- cause this is the only time i will say this and then i will kill myself as traitor for holding on to hope that everyone can awake from their horrible selfindulgent life.
This cock man-- is an image of a lie that hollywood and the media feed to sell u everything you could ever want for a perfect life---and your in line buying the whole fuking mess.
look on the magazine stands and you'll see a million copies of this prick-- but not one genuine soul present-- everything u think u hear and see is a lie-- the right diet isnt going to let u live forever so stop worrying about it and focus on more important issue-- for example: assholes that form our american governing body.
forget everything u think u know and start fresh and maybe u'll catch on-- this guy is not genuine and either are u if u th
Subject: biiru
Date: Sep 07 2006 06:41:09 PM
Author: yuuki
hey, he's drinking Sapporo, nice.
Subject: hes gay..& no im not jealous
Date: Sep 05 2006 09:07:32 PM
Author: i have a gay raydar
this guy is prolly GAY!
Subject: fuckable
Date: Sep 04 2006 10:06:36 PM
Author: some black chick
I'd do whitie in a heartbeat. bring on the Caucasoid cock!
Subject: awesome
Date: Sep 01 2006 06:13:12 AM
Author: mentally healthy chick
fucking fine. All the smart ass guys who made hateful comments below are prob fat lonely losers who can't get any and wake up every morning wishing they looked like this. I think this is a definite do. Any normal chick would think so.
Subject: gets it
Date: Aug 28 2006 04:50:54 PM
Author: deserving
This guy actually puts down time and energy to look good and make it a little more exciting for the one who ends up taking him home. With that face he could just say fuck it to the constant work-outs, he would get plenty of fuck anyway. Other men get pissed because a guy like this remind them and all the females out there most guys are lazy asses who just wanna get it for free. Lazy guys suck!!! Take better care of yourself and stop hating on a prime example.
Subject: I'd do him
Date: Aug 26 2006 07:55:01 AM
Author: fo shizzle ma nizzezzle.
I am sitting here, hoping that his cock is as big as his drink.
Subject: ...
Date: Aug 26 2006 04:44:26 AM
Author: gina
that's definitely a DO!!!!!! ^^ that's hot
Subject: dude
Date: Aug 25 2006 10:33:09 PM
Author: i was there
it was a hot day but he was the only person there not wearing a shirt (it was an event on a pier in Chelsea... even the guys playing soccer kept their shirts on after their sweaty games) also, he looked ridiculous carrying around that duffle bag
from a female point of view, this dude was absurd
oh and he was/is not attractive at all, even his muscles are excessive
Subject: hotboys
Date: Aug 21 2006 11:57:21 PM
Author: hotbabe
can you 'dudes' over at Vice get your shit together to include some hot cock in the do's and dont's. COME ON - fair's fair - pretty girls smitty girls - WE WANT SOME BEEFCAKE!!
Subject: fdjskl
Date: Aug 21 2006 08:15:45 PM
Author: dfsjkl
fuck the fact if he's "hot", you people are dumbasses. its the fact that he has his shirt off and is coincidentally ripped. whatta fucking bragging faggit
Subject: his cock
Date: Aug 15 2006 07:19:10 PM
Author: tasty
this man is fine as fuck. Vice's bowl of hate is full to the brim.
Subject: hot guy
Date: Aug 13 2006 07:35:17 AM
Author: Shady gurl
I personally think he's hot... and anyone that disagrees ( i mean REALLY) is blatently just jealous cuz they dont look as good as this guy in jeans... losers.
Subject: fixer upper
Date: Aug 11 2006 05:43:13 PM
Author: ashley
as is, he looks kinda douchey.
he just needs pants 2 sizes smaller and to cut the back of his hair off. no lines.
and who gives a shit what time it is??
Subject: pathetic men
Date: Aug 11 2006 04:25:20 PM
Author: blah
Ok, when a guy looks godd hes a cock. But when a girl is a mere 5.5 on here these people loose their heads. The last picture....average girls, just because they are not 200lbs like most women in this country they are "hot". And this guy is a cock with his washboard abs. Guys are pathetic.
Subject: .
Date: Aug 09 2006 11:41:44 PM
Author: twat
1. Get a hair cut,
2. Go back to baywatch or just die.
why do wankers think they are just so cool, and so damn good looking that they HAVE to take their shirt off in public, NO ONE CARES SO PISS OFF. wankstain
Subject: .
Date: Aug 08 2006 06:51:01 PM
Author: .
thick?, i might be looking at the entirely wrong region, though i highly doubt it, but mans member is slim jim. why the fuck am i even posting this
Subject: you think
Date: Aug 08 2006 05:11:07 PM
Author: sass
i wonder if he shaves his pubes
Subject: yum
Date: Aug 07 2006 04:13:55 PM
Author: white guys don't have lips...
...and his fucking mouth coupled with that big vein going down his right side pumping blood to his indubitably wonderful kinda short but thick penis- has me all over this shit. Unhip hot guys deserve the most ass becuase they put in more wirk than the cool kids in tight pants do.
Subject: vice is
Date: Aug 05 2006 10:01:34 PM
Author: jealous
What kind of pact with the devil do you have to make to get a body like that? Why is this guy a don't?
I guess the complete hairlessness is a little weird.
Subject: this was the world cup party at pier 40
Date: Aug 05 2006 12:37:17 PM
Author: lipe
i was at this thing with the free sapporos and i definately remember seeing this hairless freak there. good times
Subject: Alvin
Date: Aug 04 2006 06:20:59 PM
Author: Nemo
"...He's not a hairy emo fag with female model arms or a fat jew in a clown suit so he must be bad."
-Fat jew in a clown suit...classic. Don't take your shirt off in public unless you're going swimming or everybody else is naked/shirtless-it's that simple.
ps-you don't kill yourself when you find the bald spot, you shave it all off. That's what I did and sorry fellas, the female flow INCREASED.
Subject: mmm...mmm..good
Date: Aug 04 2006 12:19:37 PM
Author: Miss Woo
I want to lick him all over
I think I just creamed myself
Subject: big mo
Date: Aug 03 2006 05:19:18 PM
Author: baron voodoo
mo's are in good shape ccause they work out all day, and swallow cum. They absorb testosterone through all of their orifices. He, on the other hand, washes it down, with a king can of Saporo, hence the little pot on his lower abs
Subject: big mo
Date: Aug 03 2006 05:17:08 PM
Author: baron voodoo
his belt buckle is a sea shell. C'mon... WTF
Subject: haters
Date: Aug 03 2006 04:33:33 PM
Author: haha
obviously who wrote this is a wimpy guy who hates on anyone more masculine than he is. i see that symptom all the time.
i want this guy NOW. he's hotter than any 6'3" 120lbs bangs in face guy in the club.
Subject: d
Date: Aug 02 2006 10:18:44 AM
Author: hmm,
he looks like his name is ashley or something.
i personally think that womens taste has evolved beyond monkey-boy here, but that could just be me
Subject: fuck
Date: Aug 01 2006 11:43:07 PM
Author: Killa Cam
Let's put him in a condom.
Subject: H O T
Date: Aug 01 2006 06:06:10 PM
Author: OH WOW
this is guy is freakin HOT!
Subject: definate penis
Date: Jul 30 2006 11:29:26 PM
Author: merrie (a girl)
only a penis is that veiny and throbby.
Whats that girl saying about girls digging this stuff? You must be helen keller.
Subject: dude!!
Date: Jul 30 2006 08:34:13 PM
Author: the unnamed
he is a fruit. i can tell.
for sure you fancy him, betty.but he is not sipping from the furry cup.
he shaves his balls and his asscrack to.
he has a button on his back, and when you push it, his right arm swings out.
Subject: a don't??
Date: Jul 30 2006 04:15:51 PM
Author: betty
sorry but this guy is hotter than hell!!
for your record: women really like this kind of guy,
is like saying pamela andreson shirtless is a don't , c'mon!!!
personaly: i would suck this erect cock all over, anytime.
Subject: dude...move out of the fucking way!!!
Date: Jul 28 2006 05:09:08 AM
Author: alfalfa numeric
I bet if that chick behind him didn't have fifteen kids hanging off her and lost that orange knapsack she'd be a DO.
Subject: dick muscles
Date: Jul 27 2006 09:04:40 PM
Author: cesare
the weird vein protruding from his jeans come from what some LA scene whores call dick muscles. this missed abortion is one scab away from being rob lowe's cock
Subject: That guy
Date: Jul 27 2006 03:44:47 PM
Author: Stonesthrower
He may look strong but he's having difficulty with holding that can of beer. What's wrong, too heavy for ya Mr Bawbag? And what's with the weird vien protruding from your jeans?
Actually, i dont care in the slightest about him as most probably far cooler. No, it's a fact, I am.
Subject: sssh
Date: Jul 27 2006 09:23:00 AM
Author: Tom Baloghy
No, he looks like a throbbing member. Any wenches who are interested in that type of musculato cum fag need to stop watching justin timberlake musics and actually get out and socialize. ps: hes not available anyway; between pawning his his ass off outside 'Checkmate' and sucking his boss off for pocket money, hes counting down the days till his next estrogen injection.
Subject: :)
Date: Jul 27 2006 07:21:54 AM
Author: telf
he's cute. nothing wrong with that!!
Subject: THIS DUDE
Date: Jul 26 2006 10:25:18 PM
Author: EMAN
I want to stick my dick in him, after i shave that ugly long hair off!!!
Subject: i'm right, you're wrong, he's mine.
Date: Jul 26 2006 02:32:49 PM
Author: erika C
he's fucking hot. i'd hit it.
Subject: he doesn't
Date: Jul 26 2006 03:57:14 AM
Author: kevil
what does that mean .........he looks like a penis?.........a penis looks like a penis..................and a penis is NOT a bad thing to look at you uptight bitches.........the problem is he is not a fashion anything except a fashion model.................the problem is he's pretty and and that makes us all pissed for what EVER reason........if he actually had his penis showing it would be a fashion shwing..........yeah i said it......
Subject: cock
Date: Jul 25 2006 11:59:52 PM
Author: a gurl
Did you notice that a cock look alike can get a lot of press. Some commercial potential here... Just look how interested you all are.
Subject: Sapporo
Date: Jul 25 2006 08:30:38 PM
Author: charlie sniffles
this guy might spend way to much time in the freaken gym but at least out of the gym he is spending his time slamin Sapporo Black and balls on ass.
Subject: ROID Boy
Date: Jul 25 2006 07:57:41 PM
Author: NYC EMS EMT
As a female, i don't like a guy who's got better muscle tone than me. Kinda gives me a complex...
Subject: VD
Date: Jul 25 2006 05:17:12 PM
Author: Skinny girl
If I was a hot chick & I was around this guy, I would probably have VD, too.
Subject: He's Alrighty By Me
Date: Jul 25 2006 04:52:40 PM
Author: VD
I'd be jealous too, if I were you guys. But I'm just a hot chick, and if I were around this guy I wood have to say Oh Yes, Please Do. Do whatever you like.
Subject: I don't know you guys...
Date: Jul 25 2006 04:01:44 PM
Author: Nicholas
I'm not really bothered by this guy. He seems like an all right dude except for living in the gym.
Subject: marky mark and the funky bunch
Date: Jul 25 2006 03:49:44 PM
Author: g. constant
any minute i'm expecting the funky bunch to enter the scene and start singing "gonna make you jump, jump!" or whatever the fuck that was...
Subject: what the fuck
Date: Jul 25 2006 03:39:13 PM
Author: g. constant
happened to the clever writers of vice, or at least the do's and the dont's?? These explanations are so obvious that I've become uninterested...
Subject: penis
Date: Jul 25 2006 02:46:26 PM
Author: Skinny girl
I think most of you are missing the point. The point is he looks like a penis. Look at those veins. Look at that kid in the background averting his gaze. The point is that when your torso resembles a rock-hard cock, you should keep your shirt on to avoid terrifying young children. The point is that this guy is the Boogeyman.
Subject: stop it
Date: Jul 25 2006 02:28:17 PM
Author: kevil
you think you have yourself looking pretty good ......you're out at the festivities smiling and waving and looking soo fine .and then this guy walks by you and makes you wish you just stayed home.....that's why you bring a personality......so you can compete with these types........oh yeah.........personality will win out over this guy's belly right?........RIGHT?
Subject: jaloux
Date: Jul 25 2006 09:56:45 AM
Author: ?
JALOUX !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Subject: Supermodel? Go fuck yourself.
Date: Jul 25 2006 07:27:09 AM
Author: Tis kathi.
No, seriously, everyone here needs to shut up. THE MAN RESEMBLES A FUCKING DILDO. A REALLY NASTY SHINY DILDO THAT YOUR MOTHER USES.
This guy is not attractive. Not to me, and since my opinion is the only one that matters, WHISHT everyone.
Subject: FUCK YOU GUYS
Date: Jul 24 2006 04:27:56 PM
Author: MerBear
This man is fine! Jealous bastards!
Subject: douchebags
Date: Jul 23 2006 08:36:08 PM
Author: cbro
veiny penis look-a-like man!
does that spell it out for you fucking douchbags? do you even read vice? do you know what vice is? how did you find this site? go lie down.
Subject: .
Date: Jul 23 2006 05:03:00 PM
Author: Yes.Yes indeed.
He's a looker this one.
Look as his icy eyes, blue as the sky
and deep as the sea...Oh carry me away
and give me beer.
Subject: hating is for losers
Date: Jul 23 2006 04:26:42 PM
Author: boopsy
i'd DO him.
Subject: eh
Date: Jul 22 2006 11:32:49 PM
Author: clay
i miss when everyone 'got' the dos and donts
Subject: you
Date: Jul 22 2006 10:00:23 PM
Author: spoo
Jesus fucking christ the people who post comments on here are such fucking idiots.... don'ts, the lot of you.
Subject: He's a supermodel.
Date: Jul 22 2006 04:33:27 AM
Author: Copkilla169
I go out in the sun and try to tan, and I get a burn itchy as hell.
I do half a million situps and pushups every day, but I stil can't see my abs like this guy can see his.
This guy knows he could be a model if he wanted. He probably is. Lots of people pose for themselves late, late at night. I bet this guy has layers and layers, gooey stains on his full-length bedroom mirror.
He has every right to touch himself. He's probably the hottest person he's ever had sex with, and he's most likely done models.
Props on the beer-in-the-sun though definately.
Between do or don't, i don't really give a damn. At least he isn't wearing a presumptuous unbuttoned Hollister shirt, am I right?
Subject: DO
Date: Jul 22 2006 12:07:47 AM
Author: coca cola
i like how when a guy looks like a normal 'guy' or simply mediocre he is a douche or a dont. sorry he's not 110 pounds, wearing a fanny pack, dumb ironic funny vintage or homemade t-shirt, thigh/calve/every muscle and tendon hugging pair of jeans, he doesnt look like a broad, nor a waif or mildly insane or 'artsy'
this guy is a do
throwback to 94.
Subject: suck a fuck
Date: Jul 22 2006 12:04:14 AM
Author: medium.
he has a fucking gym bag and a sea shell belt which means at some point he had a shirt on, which led to the shirtless wackness that is this photo. so what he has a good body, i happen to have fantastic butt cheeks butt i dont wear chaps in public.
Subject: anatomically correct?
Date: Jul 21 2006 10:40:00 PM
Author: newt
looking at the picture, looking at myself, looking at the picture, looking at myself...and I'm fucking positive that this cunt has about 6 more inches of vertical real estate below his navel than me. I think I'd do dips for 8 hours a day too if I was born with a cock that sprouted straight down from my taint.
He should do the bagel-in-the-waistband thing to camouflage it, Spicoli style.
Subject: Taste is subjective
Date: Jul 21 2006 08:00:27 PM
Author: whatismasculine
I'm 100% gay, yet I would gladly lick pussy before even *touching* this depilated douchebag. There's something bordering on pedophilic about people that are turned on by other people with zero body hair.
Ew.
Subject: 4 hours a day
Date: Jul 21 2006 07:42:11 PM
Author: est.
This jibrone must have the veiniest cock ever, judging by the lone root growing up his hip from below the waist.
If i was an airbrush artist, I'd do a cosmic erotic portrait of him with mega veins radiating from the head of his 9-1/4" penis, spriraling around his shaft, and then peacock feathering up his stomach all the way to his supple nipples.
Then I'd sell the pieces on 7th Ave and 42nd to horny asian tourist chicks.
Subject: FUCK!!!!
Date: Jul 21 2006 05:24:17 PM
Author: FUCK!!!!
FUCK!!!! He's so fucking hot!!! Eyes, lips, hands, facial expression, all of it, fucking hot. He and I would have some beautiful babies. I'm tempted to stalk him.
Subject: this fag below is a cockass
Date: Jul 21 2006 04:55:26 PM
Author: piss off
haha i wasnt a loser in highschool and i agree that the boy in this picture is an erect cock sticking out of his pants...get a clue u long haired everybodylookatme fag
Subject: Vice losers
Date: Jul 21 2006 01:24:44 PM
Author: yy
You losers at Vice are so totally jealous --so obvious.
You were all losers in high school-outcasts.
I bet you never even played hockey you hosers!!!
Go learn how to throw a football !!!!
Subject: ..
Date: Jul 21 2006 01:09:56 PM
Author: Jenk
I guess Frozen Embryos never hit it big so Jordan Catalano decided to hit the gym a little harder.
Subject: Yep
Date: Jul 21 2006 11:25:46 AM
Author: It's True
The Vice editors DO men who look like idiots and DON'T men who look good. Are they trying to convince people that their idiotness is good or trying to convince everyone else to make them look better by comparison? A mystery!
Subject: the jeans
Date: Jul 21 2006 10:37:42 AM
Author: rodney
those jeans are sooo midwest....
where are the distressed lines?
Subject: just wondering
Date: Jul 21 2006 10:35:09 AM
Author: corn-cob
i think he's name might be joanna, what do you think?
Subject: Jimmy
Date: Jul 21 2006 09:07:36 AM
Author: Skallie
I don't know....I'd really like Gavin and Jimmy(pictured)
to get back together again. They were so good for each other.
jimmy doesn't seem to be too depressed- judging
by this picture
Subject: WTF?!?!
Date: Jul 21 2006 08:50:18 AM
Author: Bobby & Whitney
Stupid vice, if you start dissing people for simply looking good, than the beautiful people like me will start to believe all those comments about you guys being nerd-fags. This guy is getting drunk in the sun, if you're too fucked to know this is a do then you guys are fucking more out of touch than Hall & Oates.
Subject: hey
Date: Jul 21 2006 08:05:07 AM
Author: ya
*DEFINITELY* shaves his balls.
Subject: 3
Date: Jul 21 2006 06:10:10 AM
Author: 1
big and throbbing
Subject: erect cock
Date: Jul 21 2006 01:05:27 AM
Author: ??
i wonder if he shaves his balls...?
Subject: Crazy I tellz ya
Date: Jul 21 2006 12:32:14 AM
Author: Lyle Lovett
All this talk of gods and hard ons like they're a bad thing.
Is it Bizarro Day again?
Subject: damn
Date: Jul 20 2006 11:42:34 PM
Author: Acquitted Murderer
God, why was I created?? I think its not fair to midgets, albinos, and any other group of deformed people that I am perfect. Its also unfair that my penis can literally suffocate a woman if she attempts to give me oral pleasure. Im really a nice guy, why must I be tormented? Oh this guilt tearing me apart. Thanks for listening. Gotta go, i'm late for my daily orgy with the dallas cowboy cheerleaders
Subject: hilarious
Date: Jul 21 2006 12:16:30 AM
Author: is right
this caption was perfect...
Subject: doing him
Date: Jul 20 2006 11:49:48 PM
Author: molly
id do him
Subject: oops
Date: Jul 20 2006 11:42:37 PM
Author: oops
so you capture a leprechaun and he put's this guy and gavin in front of you and then gives you the choice to switch bodies with one of the two. who do you choose? I don't even think gavin would choose himself.
still, that's one of the first funny comments in awhile.
Subject: .
Date: Jul 20 2006 11:04:54 PM
Author: drew
FUCKING HILARIOUS !
Subject: hot
Date: Jul 20 2006 09:16:02 PM
Author: vice is haters
HOT. It's clear he doesn't work out, he's just some sort of athlete, also HOT. His face is a do, his body, while leaner than I like, also HOT, he's HOT HOT HOT. Who cares about his belt buckle, anyway, it's prolly six hundred degrees out, if I could walk around shirtless without getting a ticket I would too.
Subject: tits
Date: Jul 20 2006 08:33:17 PM
Author: pussythwagel
I'd rub one out on his baby skinned tits.
Subject: erm
Date: Jul 20 2006 08:27:11 PM
Author: suk
hot.ish.
hairless and a comically overdone fake tan tough?
plus a neck the size of henry rollin's
Subject: dong
Date: Jul 20 2006 07:04:38 PM
Author: Alvin
Who notices belt buckles?
Subject: dude
Date: Jul 20 2006 06:59:27 PM
Author: Alvin
Haha backfire! He's not a hairy emo fag with female model arms or a fat jew in a clown suit so he must be bad.
This is fuckin retarded as a don't. Some people remove the hair because unless you're a fat bear it looks and feels like like dead spiders.
Subject: obvious don't
Date: Jul 20 2006 06:33:10 PM
Author: K. Pinko
he looks like a twat that has been rung through the mid- 90's grunge/ heroine/ skate scene and dropped into a modern the middle of a hot topic where he pissed himslef and bought a crappy belt buckle. when he proceded to say, " dude, gotta hit the skate park before they clean the rails." then he rolled away on his old 90's plastic alf skate board into the future. where he was hailed by all the idiots who don't understand that he is a DON'T, as a sex god. he will go on to father several bastard children. He will die at age 42 when he discoveres a bald spot.
Subject: adonis
Date: Jul 20 2006 05:51:12 PM
Author: pegassus 1551
hmmmm... this is a don't? I think ALL guys have the fantasy of going shirtless in public, and looking this kick-ass. Like Zero said in The Producers- "If ya got it, FLAUNT it! Flaunt it , baby!!!"
Subject: besides the "bod"..
Date: Jul 20 2006 05:51:22 PM
Author: brandy
too bad his face is a do. i'd sit on it.
Subject: American Psycho
Date: Jul 20 2006 05:13:49 PM
Author: Tony Badassassino
Look at his belt buckle. Is it a twat? I don't know, man. I can see he's attractive and there's definitely something fascinating about his bod, but the tighter than thou lower abs creep me out a bit. They look like they'd feel really, really strange. He looks kinda smelly too. Oh well. Thank god Badassassino loves ladies and ladies love Badassassino. It's a great relief knowing that I'll never have to deal with this psychological tragedy waiting to happen when he finally gets "old" (25? Can you imagine the accumulation of psychotherapy bills?). Nonetheless, kudos to him for probably having a more interesting sex life than Derek Zoolander and Wilt Chamberlain combined.
Subject: WhA?
Date: Jul 20 2006 05:03:18 PM
Author: YOYO
Being attractive is a don't? Oh Vice, youze crazy!
Subject: wax on, wax off
Date: Jul 20 2006 04:34:48 PM
Author: comic book guy
you've all missed the fact that this "man" goes to a salon to have all the hair removed from his body. to look like a 12 year old.
Subject: haters
Date: Jul 20 2006 03:52:35 PM
Author: JCEEZ
Ok so when did Vice become a bunch of haters? I am not gay but dude is a good looking guy.
The only real douch-baggery is the fact that he is the only person with his shirt off. Modesty ya bitch.
But he is holding a Sopporo. Hooray beer!
Subject: want a one-night stand
Date: Jul 20 2006 03:41:43 PM
Author: a woman
Probably not much of a conversationalist, but who cares? Check the hip crease. Such a do.
Subject: jealousy
Date: Jul 20 2006 03:36:14 PM
Author: qd
this is not a 'dont' neither is it a 'do', the only reason it was posted as a 'dont' is that the editor is obviously projecting his rage towards this dude for having fucked many more (and much hotter) people than him. Surely the editor beats off every night while at the same moment, the 'erect cock' is getting liquid somewhere.
Subject: alvin & the chipmunks
Date: Jul 20 2006 03:31:10 PM
Author: whoah
I wonder if he's bulimic...he has the chubby chipmunk cheeks
Subject: ladyman
Date: Jul 20 2006 03:27:59 PM
Author: eesh
looks like you could snap him in 2
Subject: air beer
Date: Jul 20 2006 02:58:15 PM
Author: Doug
That can is either empty or full of diet coke. No self respecting anorexic would let 300 empty calories touch their palate.
Actually I'm just a fat fucking hater who wishes I was beating off the pussy with a stick like this guy.
Subject: hard on
Date: Jul 20 2006 02:45:42 PM
Author: name
he's either really gay or really laid --or both.
Subject: well
Date: Jul 20 2006 02:36:25 PM
Author: jason michael
i'd like to be that good in shape
Subject: he isn't.
Date: Jul 20 2006 02:09:24 PM
Author: andie
oh wait he's a cornicopia of STDs, defined by his existence consisting of passing his collection onto others. my bad.
Subject: i dunno
Date: Jul 20 2006 02:06:59 PM
Author: andie
i dunno, i think he's mighty fine.
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