So you Junior Mengeles weren't content with your cockapoos and beagadors and pugadoodles and now you've graduated to full-on monstrosities like giant two-mouthed pit bulls and sideways husky-terriers. Disgusting. At least Dr. Moreau had the decency to keep his abominations locked away on an island.
When you've finally dicked over the last of your friends and hit rock bottom, you can either skip town and try to get clean, or you can dress up like a children's book character named Fresh Starts and barter your way back into their good books with hugs. Comments/Enlarge See all
You can tell times are really getting rough when you can’t even leave an old shovel out on the porch without some dickhead kid trying to rip it off. Comments/Enlarge See all