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Man, that’s intense. First “Baloo” dies after only a few years, then the other best friend dies. He can go to shows and do shots and maybe even talk to some chicks, but without his two bros waiting for him, it’s just not the same. Those guys were more than just dogs. They were... no wait. They were just dogs. THEY WERE FUCKING DOGS, GUY! MOVE ON.
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Date: Jun 10 2008 12:35:38 AM
Author: name
mullet. not one, but two dog tattoos. this is a 'do'. why? because he is waaay past giving a shit. rock on clueless brother. rock on...
Subject: you can't type phaggot
Date: Feb 01 2008 09:16:22 AM
Author: Bobby Abs
Egregious mis-Don'ting.
This guy is an eternal champion and he's proving you assholes just throw Do's in the Don'ts side for formatting purposes.
But his dogs were gay white supremacists and Allah is glad they're dead.
Subject: dog
Date: Jan 30 2008 03:25:13 PM
Author: dog
this guy got the tatt of his dogs cos he misses them licking peanut butter off his balls all night.
Subject: m
Date: Oct 15 2007 09:28:34 AM
Author: Frida
"His arm might miss his dogs 'awful bad', but his haircut misses 1986 even more."
Love it.
Subject: rubdub
Date: Sep 11 2007 08:00:02 PM
Author:
if you can get your kicks in omaha, AND you think this guy is cool, AND you drink bud light,
do us a favour and never speak again.
Subject: haters
Date: Jun 07 2007 10:57:01 PM
Author: santospalayos
no way this dudes down, agreed with karly
Subject: the truth of the matter
Date: Feb 28 2007 08:11:37 PM
Author: karly
Say whatever you want about dudes like this.
I grew up, and currently reside in a town of 300 in the middle of Nebraska. Sure when I'm sick of looking at mullets and nascar shirts, I can go to Omaha or whatever for my kicks. But when you hang with this guy you're getting your fucking moneys worth. I promise you this guy has atleast two pieces of furniture made out of deer antlers, and is plenty generous with his budlight. Guys like this say the funniest shit without even trying.
HE WINS.
Subject: doggo
Date: Feb 15 2007 07:41:07 PM
Author: tarmac timmy
give the guy a break, he loved his dogs. They probably accompanied him on numerous hunting excursion on his 40 acres of land in his backyard
Subject: hyperventilated
Date: Jan 16 2007 03:48:54 AM
Author: finally
It took reading almost all of the archive, but I finally laughed so hard it hurt to breathe. Reminds me of the golden era when most hipsters didn't understand what 'do or don't' refered to...
Subject: LOL
Date: Jan 06 2007 03:53:21 PM
Author: moi
nice caption yo
Subject: in memory
Date: Jan 05 2007 08:55:34 AM
Author: dogz
hey this guy loved his dogs and tatted himself as a way to have them with him forever.
i'm sure vice's founders have tats of old issues of vice on them as a way to remember the times before this magazine sucked so bad.
Subject: dc
Date: Jan 02 2007 04:29:26 PM
Author: cd
I like cats and dogs. I have one of each. But I feel I don't like them enough at times. I really like them but I don't invest in them the way dog-loving and cat-loving people I know like them.
That's all.
Subject: D0!
Date: Aug 26 2006 09:28:51 PM
Author: the royal flush
i like him, give him a break man. he loved his dogs, just because your mum didn't love you don't take it out on him
Subject: This guy rulin'
Date: Aug 09 2006 02:31:47 PM
Author: Armpit.
This guy rules...You don't seem to know waht you're talking about.
Subject: its shit hot
Date: Jul 27 2006 06:54:40 PM
Author: man o man
well you know there is something heartfelt about this guy--- he seems to be the type to take his kids to a disney film and still get drunk--- anyway these tattoos are outside arty, prison or biker juristiction which makes him a collectable--- I vote DO--- for his lack of cool points
Subject: Hmmm...
Date: Jul 22 2006 09:50:36 PM
Author: Borsch
Fact is, those dogs died from Death matches. He is at an auction bidding on more dogs to fight. He tatoo'd them on his arm because he has no way of remembering who or where they are from day to day secondary to a shovel blow to his head back when he was 4 by his mothers live in pimp. He got hit for not fetching that terd a pack of smokes from the freezer and bringing them to him in bed where his mom was performing fellatio on him all the while.
Subject: tats
Date: Jul 19 2006 09:29:49 AM
Author: truk selur
i have a lot of crappy tats too, and ill be godamned if that means i cant wear sleeveless flannels
Subject: dogs
Date: Jun 30 2006 08:31:43 PM
Author: punk ass
the dude may be fucked up, but i bet you those dogs were totally awesome.
Subject: don't bogart that caption
Date: Jun 30 2006 12:43:35 PM
Author: Neil Bogart
His arm might miss his dogs 'awful bad', but his haircut misses 1986 even more.
Subject: Dogs
Date: Jun 30 2006 10:28:46 AM
Author: Herbert
With the 1st pick in the 2006 NBA Draft... the Toronto Raptors select....
ANDREA BARGNANI.... *applause*
Subject: dogs
Date: Jun 30 2006 06:21:36 AM
Author: cat
fuck you kevin :)
Subject: that's so sad.
Date: Jun 28 2006 10:24:37 PM
Author: greygrey
This poor guy just misses his dogs, leave him be.
Subject: nice tats, asshole
Date: Jun 27 2006 06:57:54 PM
Author: Birdo
I didn't know the kid from "Where The Red Fern Grows" grew up and was last seen at a Michigan strip club.
Subject: dog do
Date: Jun 27 2006 02:29:29 PM
Author: kevin
this is a do. cat people are fucking sick. cats are disgusting.
Subject: car rides
Date: Jun 27 2006 12:11:20 PM
Author: Holland
I like dogs. They're like people. Little fur covered autistic people.
but I'd never get a tattoo like that. Ever.
Subject: i saw this dude..
Date: Jun 26 2006 10:05:29 PM
Author: bro-down
holy shit. i saw this dude going down on gavin in the bathroom at the manhole. he really is hung like a thimble!
Subject: tats for twats
Date: Jun 26 2006 11:55:49 AM
Author: Mr Clean
OK, if this doesn't drive the tattoo lesson home,
then I give up trying.
Subject: Widduw Peeepel
Date: Jun 25 2006 06:23:32 PM
Author: Throbbing Member of the Senate
Dogs are little people.
You mean they don't talk to you?
Subject: leave them dogs allone!!!
Date: Jun 25 2006 03:15:00 AM
Author: the unnamed
dog people suck ass. dog people hate humans, thats why they hang out with dogs.
dog people are controlfreaks, they need this little subordinated creature to boss around.
dog woman are afraid of kids. they let their doggies lick their pussy.
dog men are stuck with the mind-set of a caveman, not fit enough for modern society.
having a dog is like having your subconscience in the shape of a walking-fury-something on a leach. dogs tell a helluvalot about their sorry-ass-owners.
its like everybody can read your twisted mind and see what a pathetic fuck you are.
Subject: esf
Date: Jun 25 2006 02:18:42 AM
Author: sef
This is an obvious do. Getting shit tattooed onto you allows you to stop thinking about it.
Subject: dog lovers
Date: Jun 25 2006 12:02:11 AM
Author: derk
i once saw one neighboor break another neighboor's nose over their dogs getting into a fight. dog people need to chill out. definte don't.
Subject: doggydo
Date: Jun 24 2006 08:59:42 PM
Author: wolfe
Dude...this is a total fucking do. Why don't you just go to another gallery opening and talk about how uneducated everyone else is, k?
Subject: .
Date: Jun 24 2006 06:29:07 PM
Author: .
dizzerizzamn.
Subject: Dogs On an Arm
Date: Jun 24 2006 02:53:09 PM
Author: Jetpack
Good don't.
Subject: fumanchu
Date: Jun 24 2006 02:36:26 PM
Author: freeman
"dude, get out of the way, I cant see the bike night wet t-shirt contest!"
Subject: alfred hitchc*ck
Date: Jun 24 2006 02:16:40 PM
Author: galapagos
i am more of a cat person.
look all that means is i like cats more than dogs ok? it doesnt say anything about my character
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