Here’s an argument for letting your kids do drugs at the earliest age possible. When people get into drugs too late in life they amalgamate all the things the desperate teenage drug addicts who runaway to the big city at 15 do; complete with the old "getting an STD on their first week in the big city from the Polish waiter" chestnut.
Could Los Angeles be any more clueless as to how much the rest of the world hates its guts? It’s like they’ve based their entire existence on living out the jokes we were making about them three years ago.
What the fuck is your problem? You’ve already tyrannized the bathroom and kitchenette, now she can’t even fuck in peace? Screw bad roommate, you are basically the mom from Carrie right now.