Everybody's got their dicks in a knot about Chinese bootleggers and how they're ruining our movies but I think they did a pretty good job with "Oh God!"
If you see a guy in a bar with perfect tits that looks like he might be a go-er, don’t be a pussy and sit there staring at him all night. Go up there! Rub your dick against his bare ass until he notices you. Comments/Enlarge See all