Rave sucks, but when you’re stuck in there, tripping your balls off, catching sight of this and becoming so transfixed with it that you start developing religious theories about asses, it actually starts to make perfect sense.
This feel-good sorority ass perfectly sums up the mentality of middle-class college kids that want to help the most fucked continent ever. “We’re having a car wash so we can send $235 to 840,000,000 people.” Great! That’s almost one thirty-five thousandth of a cent per person.
In their free time, the assistant managers of cellphone warehouses stand in parking lots wearing jeans designed for 12-year-old girls and making gang signs that mean “free talk time on nights and weekends.” Comments/Enlarge See all