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If Chris Cornell looked like this I’d start listening to Soundgarden again.

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So you think it’s cute to whip out your little sausage roll and hold it up to a bum while you flash the camera a toothy grin? You like laughing at the homeless? You probably don’t even know that you can get instant penis cancer from touching their crust-covered 49ers jackets. Who’s laughing now?
PS: You look like a German lesbian.
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Fuck shilling out 20 bucks to some stall on St. Mark’s for an iron-on print that melts the first time you wash it. Taking the shoe polish to an old Hanes is what really says, “I’m in with this band for the next three months.”
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