Putting on BET after a couple of bong rips can be eye-opening, but it comes nowhere near to the levels of cultural bemazement you get from taking a pair of stoned Indian kids to Becky's BBW Burlesque Basement.
This one goes out to all the high school sex martyrs who for reasons as varied as self-esteem problems, fear, or simple laziness chose to forego years of screwing anybody they wanted in order to stay with that one boyfriend who was a couple years older and knew a lot about swords. The world may never know just how many school shootings you have averted. Comments/Enlarge See all