Yes, this is as great as you think it is. Dude is drunk out of his mind at a rock show and DANCING (his ass off) ON THE CEILING! The best part was after the first few seconds when nobody was looking at him anymore and he was just casually bobbing his head like a bat that worked at Pitchfork.
college dorm spiderman, on Apr 16 2009 05:29:48 AM wrote:
wtf, this is an absolute DO


Date: Jun 02 2008 08:07:23 PM
Author: eciv

Pitchfork=vice

- We laugh at how stupidly hip but we all have Panda Bear's Person Pitch and would jump through hoops for vice's coffee guy job.



Date: Apr 29 2008 03:44:07 AM
Author: dick cheney

i'd hit him regardless of whether he was a pinata or not



Date: Apr 18 2008 04:36:24 PM
Author: joe mama

if he was a pinata i'd hit him fo sho



Date: Mar 27 2008 08:22:23 AM
Author: Jim

Hey Hey Hey, I hate stuff too.....Seriously leave the captions to the pros yeah, you guys are trying too hard...



Subject: thats
Date: Mar 09 2008 07:02:05 PM
Author: fo sho

Pitchfork > Vice



Subject: homes
Date: Feb 10 2008 11:16:28 PM
Author: fresh

looks like peter parker was to drunk to remeber he didn't have his spidey suit on



Subject: complacent?
Date: Jan 21 2008 12:13:05 AM
Author: camilla

Au contraire.
Look at the expressions on their faces, they're clearly happy.

Let's stop being negative about positive things, shall we?



Subject: no
Date: Jan 04 2008 11:19:31 PM
Author: and no

i hate everyone in this photo for being so complacent about everything thats happening.



Subject: =
Date: Dec 07 2007 02:37:33 AM
Author: Sisyphus Jones

Not a fanny pack, it's a cap sticking out of his back pocket.

Also, do you even know what an encephalitic is, guy?



Subject: Pitchfork
Date: Oct 15 2007 03:12:53 AM
Author: hmm

Pitchfork > Vice



Subject: you can do it
Date: Sep 12 2007 01:31:53 PM
Author: la forz

he's just trying to get his light saber so that he can free himself



Subject: look at his ...
Date: Jul 22 2007 11:22:35 AM
Author: Kate Bouche

His jeans wash are from '95, I could have been funny if he had not paired it with his checked shirt betraying his lack of update. Now he just look like those guys feeling rich because they earn 500$ a week and thinking they're cool and funny because they hang themselves to the ceiling in parties.



Subject: fert
Date: Jun 12 2007 03:02:47 PM
Author: fert

I think Lionel Richie wrote a song about this. It was called "I had indulgent parents"



Subject: see above
Date: Jan 30 2007 05:13:17 PM
Author: bash bitchfork

fuck this guys obvious cry for attention, And the fact these people are apparently "encephalitic's" (way to go lit professor, suck a phallus) This entire scene was an elaborate ruse to give one clever writer a golden chance to burn pitchfork. Bravo to you sir and or madam.



Subject: .
Date: Jan 29 2007 03:37:26 PM
Author: .

12 year old in the front tryin to comb his greasy hair over his bald spot!



Subject: bursting blood vesles
Date: Jan 23 2007 10:05:50 PM
Author: your mom

it looks fun and cool and all...
but his head is so fucking blood-rushed it looks like its gonna pop



Subject: kdk
Date: Jan 03 2007 06:11:44 PM
Author: heggx

What is emo? is that like goth?



Subject: OLE
Date: Dec 20 2006 07:35:16 AM
Author: cisco

hmmm Spiderman Piñata??? ARIBA ARIBA bitches



Subject: fukkin
Date: Nov 30 2006 12:18:50 AM
Author: douche

aaagh!i fukkin HATE it when kids do the whole crossover thing.you've got emo cowboy/rapper kerchiefs and that girl with the , oh, i'm still a crusty punk even tho i wear '98 jennifer lopez hoop earrings and have a fuking cheerleader ponytail bangs thing.i swear.lookat my crust vest and my crusty tatoo.did i mention my boyfriend is homless?well, his parents still give him money but its not like hes working for it and earning a living off of the corporations or anything.thats him hanging from the rafters.who is crass again?



Subject: ___
Date: Oct 16 2006 03:33:29 PM
Author: ugo

questo cretino è appeso
e nessuno se lo caga
notate il colore della faccia tra n pò sarà morto
e nessuno se ne accorgerà



Subject: ?
Date: Sep 01 2006 12:40:29 AM
Author: Monstevr

Casually bobbing your head when nobody's looking is a don't? Being upside down when nobody's looking is a don't?

...No, picking your nose or adjusting your crabs -only- when nobody's looking--those are don'ts. This is just a guy on a ceiling. He's a don't in this picture, but it sounds like he probably redeemed himself soon after.



Subject: Party Bat
Date: Jul 14 2006 09:38:44 AM
Author: Matt Unsworth

Can anyone say, lionel richie Dancing on the Ceiling?



Subject: sick
Date: Jul 05 2006 10:16:47 PM
Author: regina

hey, it could be worse. imagine if he started feeling a little woozy. i feel sorry for the head that gets puked on.



Subject: By the way...
Date: Jul 04 2006 02:14:01 PM
Author: Kev

my wife is HOOOTTTT!!! Happy anniversary dork!



Subject: .
Date: Jul 02 2006 01:23:44 PM
Author: cinnamon spider

LOOK! he's doing that spiderman thing with his hands! :D



Subject: ]]]]]
Date: Jun 29 2006 08:20:28 AM
Author: megadeth

id love to beat the fucking hell out of that guy with a bat it would make the show a lot better.
(first shot, right to the fuckin head)



Subject: totally agree with comic book guy
Date: Jun 28 2006 09:54:46 PM
Author: T

My first thought WAS Spiderman, also.
My second: sexy.
Of course that would make me a comic book nerd, but I'm not ashamed of that, and it seems like this guy isn't either. I'd take a dude that would actually swing from the ceiling than a cosplayer wearing red and blue tights anyday.



Subject: my fault, no longer a wanksta
Date: Jun 26 2006 02:59:45 AM
Author: leah

oh shit, my bad. thats a baseball cap that he coordinated with his belt and tuck into the back of his nast ass jeans



Subject: muh?
Date: Jun 26 2006 02:58:24 AM
Author: leah

fannypack? what is he trying to tell the world with that?



Subject: all wrong
Date: Jun 25 2006 04:40:14 AM
Author: mr mojo risin

that guy is a champ he doesn't
seem to give a shit that no ones
cares
THAT IS A DO!!!



Subject: bat rock
Date: Jun 24 2006 01:08:25 AM
Author: janishops and noodles

that's actually not a bad idea, just scotch tape the most annoying bastard in the show up there, use him as a pinata or something, then leave him danglng there like lionel richie...fuckin' A!



Subject: greg
Date: Jun 22 2006 05:55:28 AM
Author: chad

take his fucking wallet bitches!



Subject: shalom
Date: Jun 21 2006 05:56:48 PM
Author: Bernard Blecher

is that shawn phelan in the red bandana? Dude is like fucking Where's Waldo, you know? He's probably going to find some frozen yogurt. frogurt.



Subject: Cool
Date: Jun 20 2006 10:02:20 AM
Author: Me ( again )

That looks like a cool way to spend an eve, it would allow him to nut anyone from the Vice cuntos family really really hard, which would give me great pleasure. Epscially if it was fatal.

ONCE AGIAN.. YOU ARE ALL CUNTS.



Subject: backpacks
Date: Jun 20 2006 09:00:51 AM
Author: fokker

wtf is with all the backpacks, is that were people keep their clean clothes before they change into their shit clothes so they can all look "the same but slightly different"

that guy has a bandana, did he just get back from the groomer. my dog always gets one.



Subject: oh wow
Date: Jun 19 2006 08:40:25 PM
Author: Birdo

Plaid shirt and green pants? That guy should be hanging from his neck.



Subject: hesgotaredhead
Date: Jun 19 2006 04:57:53 PM
Author: the unnamed

ooh what a feeling!!
he`s dancin on the ceiling!!
i dont even want to imagine how he got on the ground again.



Subject: its just th e talking
Date: Jun 19 2006 02:28:55 PM
Author: El Rey

iv been that drunk before but it was combo of weed , e and ten cups of beer.....i met this really fuckin hot chick there i dindnt fuck her though cus i was so fucked up i didnt know if her face and tits where as great as they looked or if it was just the e talking.



Subject: wtf
Date: Jun 18 2006 09:27:54 PM
Author: comic book guy

is nobody going to make a spiderman reference? his even doing the things with his hands. this is peter parker in brooklyn taking the night off, fucking open your eyes.



Subject: .
Date: Jun 18 2006 06:54:31 PM
Author: nink

There are about 5 worse don'ts in that picture, starting with the 3 douche-bags in the front, with the hair.



Subject: man at the front
Date: Jun 18 2006 04:11:00 PM
Author: yes

has got an emo combover. emover.



Subject: esf
Date: Jun 18 2006 12:34:20 AM
Author: w

the guy's a mountain climber who plays an electric guitar.



Subject: Only douchebags use the term douchebag..
Date: Jun 17 2006 11:38:49 PM
Author: drStrangelove


Got it?

...That party looks like a confused gathering of squirmy spineless encephalitics.



Subject: lan
Date: Jun 17 2006 10:46:23 PM
Author: dy

hilarity.
love the pitchfork diss.
mr. green jeans is a def dont.



Subject: a pleasant afternoon
Date: Jun 17 2006 09:05:31 PM
Author: beatrice


what is he trying to do? get attention? that'll never work...



Subject: yeah
Date: Jun 17 2006 04:38:26 PM
Author: yeahyeah

this is a total fucking DO.



Subject: g
Date: Jun 17 2006 04:00:13 PM
Author: g

your tone suggests this is a do.



Subject: That guy's head
Date: Jun 17 2006 07:17:15 AM
Author: Senor Mysterioso

would make a good pinata



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