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There’s three types of freaks in the world: there’s the sad fashion victims that take it totally seriously, there’s the garage sale goofballs that are taking the piss and then there’s the in-between guys that have the sense of humor the garage sale guys have but still manage to fuck models once in a blue moon.
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jt, on Jul 08 2008 04:56:30 PM wrote:
Now, those pants are just too cool.
For real.
Date: May 25 2008 01:10:22 AM
Author: oprah
those are the sexiest fucking pants. Mc hammer ain't got nothin'
Date: Apr 26 2008 05:12:49 PM
Author: No no no no no
This is just bad. They really want attention.
Date: Apr 02 2008 11:06:36 PM
Author: ?
does anybody understand what the hell this guy is talking about?
Date: Apr 02 2008 01:56:57 PM
Author: Liz
There ARE three types.
Subject: i think you want to fck models
Date: Mar 16 2008 02:42:04 AM
Author: to the author
and [i wouldnt laugh at them but] why do models fuck ugly people
Subject: Jacket on left
Date: Feb 17 2008 11:01:55 AM
Author: Lush
For any and all curious, the dude on the left is wearing a tyvek jacket with a old Hawaiian fish print. It is available for purchase from Bob Chin's seafood restaurant in the suburbs of Chicago.
Subject: bedford
Date: Nov 23 2007 06:04:30 PM
Author: rick flair
not a jail duuu.
Subject: .
Date: Oct 28 2007 12:54:24 PM
Author: daaamn
oh my lord, where can i find people like this? can i come to your party please? can we be best friends forever? please?
Subject: plug
Date: Aug 01 2007 09:00:56 PM
Author: dildo
ok i like cheap mondays and appreciate ...'strange' clothing, but wtf.
Subject: too much
Date: May 07 2007 06:33:11 PM
Author: meg
if i saw these dudes on the street i'd laugh at them, but secretly be jealous that they can pull off such shitty ensembles.
Subject: big balls perhaps??
Date: Mar 24 2007 02:02:33 AM
Author: woah.
pick one or the other fella.
baggy or tight.
Subject: Code Red, Warning, Code Red, Warning
Date: Feb 26 2007 03:35:42 PM
Author: Alert, Alert, Alert, Alert
I would abort this freakshow party like I would abort another unwanted mouth to feed.
Subject: wow
Date: Jan 03 2007 08:24:19 AM
Author: little-kid line-drawing artist
these guys are trying way too hard. should be re-classified as a DON'T. how could you accept anything they'd say to you for face value at a party? these are the types of people who would try and make witty comments to the 911 operator after someone choked at that party.
Subject: haha
Date: Nov 26 2006 05:43:43 PM
Author: jerk
whos the hot chick in the green socks??? fucking bitch slap waitin to happen
Subject: lol
Date: Oct 01 2006 06:48:16 AM
Author: grave
i always see the guy on the left at various parties.he works at topshop
Subject: Party at Screech's House!
Date: Aug 25 2006 12:32:46 AM
Author: Mike
Coke and poppers for everybody.
Subject: Deckshoes
Date: Aug 21 2006 08:33:28 AM
Author: KAi
Does anyone of you homos know where one can get his deckshoes? Label?
xXx
Subject: wak on whateva you want!
Date: Jul 24 2006 01:28:56 PM
Author: You know me!
wake up and wear what the fuck you want, yer some peeps will think it's cool, other's will ask you "what the fuck you wearin'" but keep changin your look and at some point them punks will like you! it's not about what they are wearin' more about what YOU are wearin'........... we all spend way to long commentin on others..... use that time to something worthwhile and Let it be! xxx
Subject: victorious
Date: Jul 21 2006 05:18:11 AM
Author: me
shit, i stole that blue sweater when i worked at Yellow Rat Bastard in 2003 and i'm pretty sure no one bought it ever. it's Diesel, and it sez "VICTORIOUS"
but i sold it to beacon's to buy liquor, duh.
Subject: To be honest
Date: Jul 20 2006 03:31:25 AM
Author: Cody A
Their clothes make me smile, I dunno about them, but it's definately fun.
A DO, d'uh.
Subject: efwbibdg
Date: Jul 19 2006 07:46:07 AM
Author: laurenzo
the dude on the left works with me. sweet.
Subject: there
Date: Jul 03 2006 08:44:56 PM
Author: yah
yeah this guy has nice pants.
Subject: i wanna cry but i gotta laugh
Date: Jun 24 2006 03:49:12 AM
Author: big bang baby
they seem to be in a pretty deep conversation...
that's all i noticed
Subject: .
Date: Jun 22 2006 07:00:11 AM
Author: .
the guy on the left is such a joke, you will see him rambling about london town soon, and realise how much of a cunt he looks in person
Subject: fashion
Date: Jun 20 2006 08:09:25 PM
Author: Mary
You know these guys remind me of the "silver-lakians" that take there fashion, music and hair all way to seriously, not cool! And reload guys you should get a better connection, ha!
Subject: reload
Date: Jun 16 2006 11:22:52 AM
Author: brian
it is kind of annoying how the page has to reload everytime. i want to read do dont do dont fast bam bam bam bam. it is not as funny when you have to wait half an hour between every joke...are you trying to increase "page requests" or something???
Subject: he's hot
Date: Jun 16 2006 11:01:22 AM
Author: that means
he can wear whatever he wants!!
(although the pearls could definitely go. thats not sexy on anyone.)
Subject: Lighten Up
Date: Jun 16 2006 09:01:57 AM
Author: Mr. B.
I would wear either (or both) of those outfits to any one of your funerals.
Subject: rad man
Date: Jun 15 2006 10:53:48 PM
Author: Merrie
he looks like he just dived out of a 80's play costume bin
Subject: ohh
Date: Jun 15 2006 05:57:02 PM
Author: rude gyal
fuckin. yes mate. fit.
Subject: yep
Date: Jun 14 2006 06:45:45 PM
Author: yep
ok if his guy isn't a DO a don't know what is. beautiful.
Subject: yeah
Date: Jun 13 2006 09:32:10 AM
Author: M
altho the d-man is trying a bit hard, I reckon without the pearls he's a pretty fly cut. he definitely macks more than in a blue moon though.
Subject: 123
Date: Jun 13 2006 02:57:41 AM
Author: cool.
What?
He's trying way to hard, and even though he looks like his personality is not the worst on the planet, look at his shoes (colours, and form) & pearls & least but not last, his pant's. Pull them up please, noone want's to see his underwear, and what's up with those jeans anyway.
And I'm all for cool colours & experimenting.
Subject: So
Date: Jun 12 2006 05:28:29 AM
Author: Uh
Yeah, so I'm pretty sure the philosphy behind the DOs and DON'Ts was "pull it off without trying". In what way is this douche NOT trying too hard? He's trying WAY too hard.
Subject: -00-
Date: Jun 11 2006 06:17:21 AM
Author: tony's gooch
tony! your a fuckhead!
ciao fuckhead!
ps bauhaus eats cocks!
Subject: Destroy them..
Date: Jun 11 2006 06:02:26 AM
Author: Stupid Fresh
These fucks must be destroyed. Their overwhelming need to be different from the rest of us is vomit inducing....For fucks sake grow up....Why does anyone think it's cool that the whole population is laughing at you and not with you....Your clothes are SHIT mate, and you deserve to be a multiple stab victim for making others endure your ridiculous fabric orgy.
Destroy them now.....
If you ever see someone walk past you in the street or at a club dressed like this, remember it is your right to freedom of speech to shout CUNT! at them everytime. They expect it.
Subject: Tony Fagassassino
Date: Jun 10 2006 07:40:11 PM
Author: Lisa
shut up FAGASSASSINO. you are hated everywhere, even at the buddhist monastery and the rescue mission. i hope you get stomped by nazis.
Subject: subject
Date: Jun 10 2006 03:04:25 PM
Author: name
"mid-drift"
its "mid-rift"
Subject: thb
Date: Jun 10 2006 07:57:14 AM
Author: wt
i want to cut both their heads off and shit down their necks. just like steven seagal.
there are too many people starving to death to dress like this.
Subject: My Tony
Date: Jun 09 2006 07:52:39 PM
Author: Mrs. Badassino
Yes, my Tony does suck dick, but he isn't gay, because I am a shemale.
Subject: tony gayassino
Date: Jun 09 2006 05:02:34 PM
Author: cory matthews
if vice were a dude, i bet tony would suck its dick.
Subject: clown college
Date: Jun 09 2006 04:26:14 PM
Author: G Money
If the guy on the left would lose the tie, the socks, and the shoes, he might actually be able to pull off the jacket, but otherwise, I think they both look like their at some kind of initiation seminar for clown college.
Subject: Bundles of twigs
Date: Jun 09 2006 03:03:11 PM
Author: Meganomotron
Oh hell yeah, this outfit is totally gonna set me apart from all those other overly creative ghetto gay guys trying out for American Idol. Watch out Simon here I come!!
Subject: These
Date: Jun 09 2006 01:43:37 PM
Author: Nnik
Wrong, these guys dress-up guys are shit. Try dong this shit effortlessly. Impossible. And trying hard to pull off a "look" means you will look like shit, no matter what. Think of all the other things you could have done at that party with all that wasted effort. Thanks. Bye.
Subject: where is the Hate?????
Date: Jun 09 2006 01:40:31 PM
Author: El rey
it should be directed at tony.
boney maroney ur alright.
Subject: Those pants rule!
Date: Jun 09 2006 12:35:52 PM
Author: Anna
At least "denim jodhpurs" isn't done to death. It could be worse, he could be wearing women's diesel jeans.
Subject: ****
Date: Jun 09 2006 12:27:11 PM
Author: Eric
Thats Audioslaves
Chris Cornell!!
Subject: is what
Date: Jun 09 2006 10:10:19 AM
Author: The Lab
And that, friends, is what cocaine looks like.
Subject: You are #1
Date: Jun 09 2006 09:52:37 AM
Author: Tony Badassassino
Thank you Vice for continuing to provide us with free entertainment. Keep your head up and don't listen to all these pissers and moaners trying to bring you down. They don't understand that even the most precocious of geniuses require time to fully develop their skills. Stay focused and keep up your good works. You will be sainted when it is all done. Peace and love to all my brothers and sisters on your staff. I am off to catch a plane for Germany.
Ciao,
Tony
Subject: yep
Date: Jun 09 2006 09:51:52 AM
Author: Dick Nickem
Looks like they are at an 80s party to me. Yep, I'm pretty sure that if you saw itchy and fuckwheat on any other day, their keds would look just a tad different.
Subject: Total 'motards
Date: Jun 09 2006 09:27:59 AM
Author: Jean Luc Picard
Oh yeah, these guys are so much cooler than those people who take the stuff seriously, but not the tag sale guys...WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!!? Trying too hard to look cool sucks, but trying too hard to look like such a douchebag that people are convinced you don't care about looking cool cause your so cool sucks way worse. These people should be punished, not encouraged. I hate you
Subject: you used to be good
Date: Jun 09 2006 09:26:49 AM
Author: anon
is the most boring most over used line on all the comments!
fuck off and grow up cunt rags
god you drive me crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Subject: trying too hard
Date: Jun 09 2006 08:51:40 AM
Author: vice lovah
this guy's outfit is a fuckin train wreck. but really, he's trying way too hard w/ the mismatched shoes.
Subject: oh?
Date: Jun 09 2006 07:02:08 AM
Author: Naughty James
PEGAH?
Subject: who's that tiny girl next to him??
Date: Jun 09 2006 06:50:38 AM
Author: midgit lover
she's just sooo small and afrooeee! i love her! x
Subject: daaaaaaaaaave yes
Date: Jun 09 2006 06:17:50 AM
Author: daaaaaaaaave no
hmmmm "cheap monday jeans" kewl.
Subject: Multicolour shit!
Date: Jun 09 2006 05:00:02 AM
Author: Africanism
A little scuffle with that guy will leave him with his his top pink blouse and send his Napoleonic mini-trousers rumbling to amargedon! I know this is fuckin funny. I like such idiots.
Subject: a year?
Date: Jun 09 2006 04:46:16 AM
Author: hank
a year behind?
Subject: So last year
Date: Jun 09 2006 02:05:51 AM
Author: Dick
is it just me or is Vice a year behind on the whole 90's bright colors thing? I mean really, what the fuck, this guy looks like an ass simply because everyone who gave a damn tried this last year, realized that their 4th grade wardrobe didn't fit them anymore and gave it up. I mean for god's sake, if your gonna try to pull somthing like this off at least get some gear that fits you without the mid-drift.
Subject: Pathetic
Date: Jun 09 2006 01:47:17 AM
Author: Boney Maroney
The do's and donts used to be good, now your slobbing Johnny try to hard to be cool with look at my crazy clothing, please think Im different stupid top and Napolean cut denim pants while talking to my Fraggle Rock x bad 90's raver acid trip limited edition collaboration setup looking friend.
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