Oh I'm sorry, it appears that I've gotten lost. Can you tell me how to find my way out of the brain of an autistic tween trying to masturbate to a shampoo commercial?
cunt brown, on Jul 06 2009 04:00:45 PM wrote:
oompah loompah loompity-do
if you take drugs this will happen to you


hool, on Jun 20 2009 11:19:25 PM wrote:
give me your fucking phone number


Patrick, on Apr 01 2009 02:42:49 AM wrote:
It s very hard to be concentrate on masturbating, thinking about how your life as a butterfly could have been better than yours when you see germans words
Thanks for your very instructive comment
But Nobody understand your damned tongue,
(Thanks god, Americans & USSR) and you just have turn my erotic dream into a blitzkrieg and football haircup nightmare


Ein Nicht-Cutting-Edger, on Mar 27 2009 06:24:25 PM wrote:
Die Frau ist mein absoluter Traum!
Ich könnt sie stundenlang anschauen.
Wenn irgendjemand eine Ahnung hat, wo man sie treffen könnte… Was würd* ich drum geben!
Typisch: das "Don't". Ihr Vicies seid schon derart Abgrenz-Abgrenz von Abgrenz 3.Ordnung seid schon so sehr auf 5 mal um die Ecke denken verblendet.

Den meisten Kram hier versteh ich eh nicht. Dieses verquaaste Abgegrenze vom Abgegrenze ist zuweilen unerträglich!

Ich könnt wetten, Ihr versteht noch nicht mal was ich meine – so kommunikationsunfähig hat euch euer Cutting-Edge-Getue schon gemacht…


DANI, on Mar 23 2009 06:27:26 AM wrote:
UFF I WOULD SHOW HER


marc, on Mar 11 2009 08:40:26 AM wrote:
pues tiene su rollo ella eh!
hay que ser muy fuerta para salir con peluca y cubrepezones! toma ya dándolo todo!
OLE ELLA!


Subject: What???
Date: Mar 10 2009 11:46:57 AM
Author: Gamorrah

She looks as though she's a "pleasure model" replicant. Everyone wants to fuck an android.



groahl, on Mar 09 2009 12:24:40 PM wrote:
Va hecha un espantapájaros, pero yo le metía. Vamos, si le metía...


Rico, on Mar 09 2009 07:53:41 AM wrote:
Oh my god !!!!!!

She looks like a girl in "Newhave hooker 4"...


Jay, on Mar 08 2009 10:30:17 AM wrote:
More sports could do for her.
And if she wore bathing-suits the right side front.
The real sex-appeal killer however is the cigarette.

jedentagberlin.tk


do, on Mar 07 2009 11:01:38 AM wrote:
do


Lisa, on Mar 07 2009 08:31:05 AM wrote:
But she's hot hot hot!


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