After a tough day hanging around in bars, drinking beer, farting, and scratching their balls, Lopez and Alberto went home to cuddle up and play PSP games designed for 12-year-old Japanese girls where you make midget nurses chase dogs down Technicolor tunnels collecting magic palm trees.
Bernie, on Apr 07 2009 08:32:11 AM wrote:
...the kryptonite shoes ;))


suicidemonkeyswithlöazersontheirhead, on Aug 04 2008 04:38:20 AM wrote:
lopez is just a undercover name for him. its actually superman who lost his job!
alberto looks like my aunt


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