Fuck x-ray specs—when are they going to make a pair of glasses that turn all the rubbery, fake-titted trophy wives of today into their classy 80s equivalent?
i like the 60s, on Aug 04 2008 04:49:42 AM wrote:
80 80 80 80 80 80 80 80 80 80 80 80 80 80 80
80S!!!!!!!!!!!!


Date: Jun 23 2008 03:29:58 AM
Author: stacylane

isn`t it eva hermann?
yes, i think she is.
wow.



Date: Jun 14 2008 04:33:21 AM
Author: tom

ich glaube, die hat, früher Filme gedreht, in Porn, Bereich, nach der Frisur, würde ich sage so um 1900,70 oder 80 keines aber nicht genau sagen. ich keinen mehr es aber, sehr gut vorstellen.



Date: Jun 11 2008 03:20:50 PM
Author: hard on

amen brother.



Date: Jun 11 2008 07:41:20 AM
Author: hard on

Yeah. Dynasty was a pretty awesome show. How the fuckbags went from that to Sex in the City in a decade or two is beyond me.



Date: Jun 10 2008 03:08:12 PM
Author: A

I used to date her. She can beat the shit out of all of you children saying she's not a Fucking Goddess. Then she'll fuck your dad.



Date: Jun 10 2008 03:11:25 AM
Author: 000

She'd be fun to date, you could show her how smart you where and teach her how to use ATM's and how to rewind cassette tapes in your little video rewinder that looks like a racecar.



Date: Jun 09 2008 10:06:45 PM
Author: bummer specs

It would be the worst invention in the world...they might go well with a time machine that only goes to 1989. sargasm.



Date: Jun 09 2008 06:55:35 PM
Author: The Big Yum

This looks like the Unabomber picture; sans the hoodie.



Date: Jun 09 2008 06:52:33 PM
Author: Miscreant

Here's Becka, the stealthy Real Estate agent. Post menstrual, pre-diabetic , available for safari adventures on short notice.



Date: Jun 09 2008 06:03:37 PM
Author: Stalwart Rockefeller

Trophy wives were a novelty in the 80s. They are trite now. There is nothing more depressing than a Scary Sadshaw trophy wife in a one stoplight town hundreds of miles from a legitimate urban center.



Date: Jun 09 2008 04:57:16 PM
Author: Pumpkin

Do those jowls get a do, too?



Date: Jun 09 2008 02:53:08 PM
Author: Ron Bennington

"classy"? ..maybe as pronounced by Donald Trump.

I bet she was hot in 1972 though. Long before the word cunt was invented in America.



Date: Jun 09 2008 02:36:29 PM
Author: WHAT

This woman isn't dressing 80s. This photo was taken DURING the 80s. Is this was the DOs and DON'Ts has finally degenerated into? Is the next DO going to be a flapper circa 1924?



Date: Jun 09 2008 12:10:10 PM
Author: big peppa

wow she looks like the new jersey godess of hairspray…take that ozone



Date: Jun 09 2008 11:29:55 AM
Author: berry berry

funalitos



Date: Jun 09 2008 08:19:15 AM
Author: Ross

D..dad?!!



Date: Jun 09 2008 06:48:13 AM
Author: ##

and she'd be older than your mother



Date: Jun 09 2008 05:53:59 AM
Author: oooh yeah

man she is so ripe for the plucking

i'd want her to leave the specks on while we do it in a steamy room with hot violet, blue and pink spotlights.

she'd be all slo-mo "ooh aahhhh" and I'd be all "yeah that's right baby... make it nice"

and there'd be a dude playin' sax on a cassette tape in the background.



Date: Jun 09 2008 04:06:37 AM
Author: uh

classy? what the fuck is this bullshit? besides the worst DO ever, that is. trophy wives in the 80s were just as rubbery and fake-titted.



Date: Jun 09 2008 12:59:25 AM
Author: Detective

That's a real estate agent.



Date: Jun 09 2008 12:06:26 AM
Author: J Chain

Nothing spells "dressed for success" like a Zebra stripes. Bodacious.



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