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kuba, on Mar 30 2009 06:30:12 AM wrote:
dos and donts have become incoherent..
big DONT this is.
pa fuckin thetic
petite, on Feb 15 2009 06:03:05 PM wrote:
this guy looks so fucking gay, where do you see a couple?
Date: Jun 22 2008 11:55:21 AM
Author: bloke2dollar
why is that when you wear winkle-pickers you have to sit with the points together.. The Church had it on the cover of their greatest hits album and the Jesus &Mary chain had a similar pic on the inlay of Pycho Candy and im sure a million others......
The church were an a very good aussie band of the 80s in case uo dont know
Date: Jun 10 2008 04:28:57 AM
Author: jc
we used to call what she has "clown make-up" .. i still do.. and vice.. i will forevor remember and use tactfully "stop trying to paint a pretty face on your face" -Buut i think its a given she wasnt going for pretty.. right?
Date: Jun 09 2008 09:57:27 PM
Author: Danny
No fucking way. That whole look is only cool if you look like a tough/ugly Lothario like Stiv Bators or Johnny Thunders. Combing your hair into a swoop and hanging out with a chick from Vidal Sassoon academy makes you look like a Musical Theater major whose never eaten pussy just because he cant take the smell.
And by the looks of it she would be the one pulling out a gun in bed instead of Bowie at the end of The Man Who Fell to Earth.
Date: Jun 06 2008 02:19:18 PM
Author: Chongeff
What time was it then? Was it almost 5?
Date: Jun 05 2008 04:54:23 PM
Author: Mike D
Anyone else notice a lot of "frat boy" rage in the comments section lately?
Yikes. Chill out.
Date: Jun 05 2008 11:19:41 AM
Author: d-lish
"till" is a also a word. the meaning is identical to until ('til).
Date: Jun 05 2008 09:29:00 AM
Author: ak
Am I the only one who notices it should be 'til?
Date: Jun 04 2008 08:14:22 PM
Author: eciv
Some people seem to think DOs n DON'Ts are about fashion and they take it seriously. Try harder to read between the lines.
Date: Jun 03 2008 06:53:41 PM
Author: sam
BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE
Date: Jun 01 2008 03:50:34 PM
Author: uhhmmm
yep. this is London.
Date: May 31 2008 09:39:48 AM
Author: uuuh
that girl is a neuroscientist
Date: May 31 2008 01:31:42 AM
Author: indiggity
But I DO want to hang out with them. Maybe we like the same stuff.
What's wrong with believing in love?
Date: May 30 2008 11:30:45 PM
Author: ass death
fuck those shoes and that head!
Date: May 30 2008 07:26:52 PM
Author: gooch
these people are in LONDON, not NYC or brooklyn
and how the fuck do you get in the dos without trying?
should all dos be people who just fell out the sky and into a pair of pants? or some homeless junkie who literally doesn't even know what he is wearing?
everyone tries, you fucking arrogant spastics, they have just done better than you. yup.
Date: May 30 2008 06:59:55 PM
Author: eltonbong at myspace
crossed eyes is the new black, which was the new tupperware
Date: May 30 2008 06:55:35 PM
Author: Mike D
DONTs all the way - I thought the "DO's" was all about not trying?
Can you imagine how long it'd take for them both to get ready?
You'd be sitting at the kitchen table with a bottle of Makers Mark tapping your foot yelling out "guys..come ON...SERIOUSLY" at least 5 times.
Date: May 30 2008 06:01:57 PM
Author: blurt
Ha, I fucking doubt it. See you tomorrow Capt. Over It.
Date: May 30 2008 04:39:21 PM
Author: boooorrrring
Come on. These kids are fucking lame! Once again, Vice makes it abundantly clear that every Vice office employee is under legal drinking age with no identity (no doing blow everyday IS NOT an identity..fucking schmuck). Brooklyn brooklyn brooklyn blah blah blah. You fucking washed up, over-privileged afterbirth of the 80's. Today is the day I cease reading Vice magazine. Hey retards, your bus is leaving. Move it.
Date: May 30 2008 04:17:06 PM
Author: srsly
too many little kids!
Date: May 30 2008 04:16:38 PM
Author: canada eh
Hahahha, i love how trendy it is right now to be different and create your own style, which I believe those two words don't really make any sense together.
The two above are dressed the way they are dressed for one of two reasons...they have no sense of style (i am hating on the chili pepper shoes)
OR they actually sit down together and plan out ridiculous outfits based on the crap they bought at the world's most expensive NYC thrift store hoping that the "look of the night" will scream --- "I DRESS THE WAY I WANT TO DRESS AND I DON'T GIVE A RATS' ASS WHAT YOU LIKE....but, if you don't look at me or are unimpressed by my style i will start to cry"
Date: May 30 2008 12:59:06 PM
Author: buddy
I bet they are irritating as hell.
Date: May 30 2008 12:36:37 PM
Author: Danielle
Dear people in this picture (who I've read are not a couple),
Please continue to be yourself and do not let these Ed Hardy t-shirt and True Religion jeans wearing bastards make you want to change. You are already exquisite. I love it that you're not doing the same thing as everyone else, you are not trying hard, you are being yourself and in this day and age being yourself is more difficult. I heart you both.
Date: May 29 2008 09:28:46 PM
Author: ak
shoes are a big fat DON'T but everything else is a DO I guess. btw, guy below, why/how does skinnies + pointy shoes make them a COCK? chill out dude.
Date: May 29 2008 07:49:50 PM
Author: LISTEN UP FELLOW LONDONERS
Pointy shoes + Skinny jeans = YOU ARE COCK
Date: May 29 2008 05:41:49 PM
Author: Anonymous
This is s big DON'T!!! They both look like they are trying to hard to be who the hell knows what and what is up with that drag make-up she has on and those boots have got to go.
Date: May 29 2008 05:31:43 PM
Author: scuttle
The guy has english charm but loses me at the lobster boots.
Date: May 29 2008 10:39:50 AM
Author: jamie
the dude looks like Judd frickin Nelson, and is fooling nobody. The chick looks like a derivative version of Ziggy Stardust's love-child, and again, is fooling nobody.
Back to Marlborough, ya scumbags!
Date: May 29 2008 10:12:15 AM
Author: captain jack harkness
whatever happened to human beings just living their life. at the end of they day when i am an old man who faces the stare of death i am seriously not going to give a fuck about some guy who wore red boots 60 odd years ago. life is to fucking short to care about this.
Date: May 29 2008 10:10:06 AM
Author: panimal
look at the size of those fucking shoes they are as big as his shins
Date: May 29 2008 08:57:24 AM
Author: matt
shes a do. hes a dont.
altho i like his face.
Date: May 29 2008 08:45:40 AM
Author: GUBU-gum
They both look well good. Much better than a lot of the try-too-hards you see about town. It's easy to be cynical. Bet most of the twats posting here have never worn anything remotely interesting in their whole lives. A deserved 'do'.
Date: May 29 2008 07:09:22 AM
Author: polio
they are not a couple.
Date: May 29 2008 06:00:58 AM
Author: ben.
there not fucking creepers, you fucking fallopian tube
Date: May 29 2008 05:58:46 AM
Author: ...
no if they were wearing hammer pants and halloween masks THEN THEY WOULD BE PARTYING!
And this twaaaat is clearly a massive pussy and would never do any of the things you listed you.
Date: May 29 2008 12:45:15 AM
Author: ben.
shiny, crimson creepers and space-cadet eye-paint display some serious commitment to a little thing called 'partying in style, bitches.' you only get away with shit like this before you turn 20.
now, if only they'd been caught doing something awesome...climbing over something precarious for beer...lighting something large and moving on fire...resisting arrest...
Date: May 28 2008 11:13:34 PM
Author: former tennis player turned drummer
i hope the guy below me is aware that the metallica documentary was popular because of it's hilarity.
Date: May 28 2008 08:56:14 PM
Author: .
STILL GENERIC INDIE COUPLE
YOUR LIFESTYLE IS YOUR DEATHSTYLE
Date: May 28 2008 08:48:18 PM
Author: TwatWaffle
As everyone else has graciously pointed out,this is a screeching "dont" mainly due to the rotting pepper-shaped shoes and the girl's raccoon meets sad hello kitty makeup. These pretentious fucks must've fallen into a Chinese take-out dumpster half way through changing.
Date: May 28 2008 08:14:11 PM
Author: juice
wow those red boots suck
Date: May 28 2008 06:20:46 PM
Author: SnuggleBum
she looks like a beautiful owl
he's boring.
Date: May 28 2008 04:44:21 PM
Author: blah blah
boring.
Date: May 28 2008 03:42:08 PM
Author: ablejack
She's great. He has good hair and shirt. His skinny jeans and red shoes are only forgivable because they are just kids going out for the night.
Date: May 28 2008 02:41:18 PM
Author: INDY SCHMINDY
I'd KICK THAT CUNT RIGHT IN HIS FOOOKING MOOOSH!
Date: May 28 2008 02:36:42 PM
Author: Dave
Vice is still gay.
Date: May 28 2008 11:55:52 AM
Author: Ron Bennington
the only thing this photo needs is a old homeless man peeing on them.
Then it would be a DO.
Date: May 28 2008 11:40:54 AM
Author: fuck'em.
fuck'em. kansas here i cum.
Date: May 28 2008 11:24:54 AM
Author: Julie
girl - yes, i see what you mean about the chromosomal deficiency thing.. but you still look pretty. I like the makeup and forgive the weird tights-under-leggings thing because I live in Montreal and so I know how hard it is to look good in shit weather.
Date: May 28 2008 11:14:45 AM
Author: Riggs
And BINGO was his name-oh what the fuck is going on here... frik, that guy wants to tell her he's not gay but knows that she wont hang with him anymore if he does. way to go jimbo. just grab her vajayjay and say 'boom' in a deep voice then kiss her kinda hard for a 40 seconds til she realizes whats up...then, quickly tell her its just for one night, and yer in. GAME OOOONNN..
Date: May 28 2008 11:13:27 AM
Author: The Big Yum
He keeps clicking his heels, but for some reason, it's just not working this time. So they hide in a corner and wait it out.
Date: May 28 2008 11:05:42 AM
Author: lamw
um no thanks....
Date: May 28 2008 11:02:44 AM
Author: the girl in it
My friend just directed me to this, what's wrong with my face? I look like I'm missing about 6 chromosomes.
P.S. to 'o' and 'madame butterfly' - they're actually not socks, I'm wearing tights and leggings because it was really cold, and I didn't think inside a bar that anyone would think they were anything other than just tights. 'Silly me'.
Date: May 28 2008 10:16:33 AM
Author: Reid
Do's........how?
Date: May 28 2008 08:04:36 AM
Author: gross
these people look like the white stripes fucked birds.
Date: May 28 2008 07:26:48 AM
Author: eeck
Fucking costumes.
Date: May 28 2008 06:29:27 AM
Author: dumbledork
im totally into her. she looks like she'd give a terrifying blow job. i love the eyes.
Date: May 28 2008 05:32:57 AM
Author: frost
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Date: May 28 2008 04:28:52 AM
Author: winston urgekill
OOO was good,the rest o yall is haters.
Date: May 28 2008 04:09:59 AM
Author: Wahhhhahahat?!
When was the tipping point that these two were considered cool and not just try hards?
I'll tell you when; never.
Date: May 28 2008 03:48:06 AM
Author: .
do. he reminds me of gene wilder.
Date: May 28 2008 02:03:51 AM
Author: 000
Who clicks their Ruby slippers together and says"There's no place like a bar open till 5 am,There's no place like a bar open till 5 am"Man I must be drunk cause the Cowardly Lion is looking better and better throughout the night.I just wish she's stop mopping about how terrible the tap beer is.
Date: May 28 2008 01:03:09 AM
Author: brandy.
he's pretty. she's horrid.
Date: May 28 2008 12:51:41 AM
Author: likeknives
Him-Do, her-don't
Date: May 28 2008 12:45:17 AM
Author: o
yeah, they're trying way too hard. And her tights/socks/heels combo reeks of rot.
I would kill them both, then steal his shoes. In a different color, they might actually work.
Date: May 28 2008 12:41:57 AM
Author: madame butterfly
I would do him and steal his shoes. however, her makeup and tights/socks/open-toed shoes combo is just infuriating
Date: May 28 2008 12:20:46 AM
Author: ffsdsdfsdf
DONT DONT DONT DONT
I must destroy his shoes
Date: May 28 2008 12:07:19 AM
Author: shitpussy
shit do man what the fuck is wrong lately
Date: May 28 2008 12:02:53 AM
Author: haha
what a bunch of douchbags..they're trying so hard its almost sad
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