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viper, on Sep 21 2008 01:03:00 PM wrote:
there's plenty of suff to wipe with.
myspace , on Aug 14 2008 10:20:37 AM wrote:
home sweet home
Date: Jun 21 2008 02:16:58 PM
Author: bloke2dollar
well after a bit too much gack, it is better to take that pressing dump anywhere rather than shit your pants and have to walk home with the landing gear down
Date: May 19 2008 03:37:42 AM
Author: Masturbation???
He Ain't wiping. He's wanking.
Date: May 08 2008 05:39:25 PM
Author: baron voodoo
he's wiping with his hand.
Hi-Five!
Date: May 06 2008 08:12:33 AM
Author: idoit
hes way beyond wiping!
Date: May 03 2008 12:55:18 AM
Author: leo
Its fucked when you fall asleep in someone elses bedroom
Date: Apr 29 2008 01:43:59 PM
Author: lame
its funny when someone is way off and insulting at the same time.. Its oriented span board...OSB, not plywood you fuck twat. He's going to wipe his ass on the faces of everyone calling it plywood
Date: Apr 13 2008 10:11:10 PM
Author: i'm number 1!
naw! y'all got it wrong. he's holding his pipe so he can piss sitting down.
Date: Apr 10 2008 02:54:51 PM
Author: HE'S NOT GOING TO....
WIPE!!
Date: Apr 07 2008 03:38:58 PM
Author: chhhhttt.
...if you call that particle board you're a fucking idiot. It's OSB.
Date: Apr 07 2008 02:41:12 PM
Author: wake up assholes:
that is particle board you shit fucking cock lip smears with fresh cunt sprinkling on the top of your smegma martini.
Date: Apr 06 2008 08:14:19 PM
Author: murmur
Nothing like making a warm coiler to gather around on a chilled summers' night
Date: Apr 06 2008 03:25:53 PM
Author: Chad
Well to set the record straight, yes that is me defecating in public. not one of my more prouder moments, but when your at a bar and you gotta go...you gotta go, your more likely to get a disease using those nasty toilets in most of the cool guy bars in brooklyn than you are in a construction sight/crackhead habbittrail. so i think I made the wiser decision. oh and I keep it classy and wiped with the cocktail napkins I swiped from the bar
Date: Apr 05 2008 07:49:56 AM
Author: 000
For a second I actually thought the EWPAB was real!!!Fuck You 4 am!!!
Date: Apr 04 2008 10:06:07 PM
Author: local 247
I think everyone knew it wasn't plywood but 3/4" was just funny
Date: Apr 04 2008 04:07:15 AM
Author: Engineered Wood Product Advisory Board
Congratulations to Vice magazine for finally providing a forum for hipsters to discuss the many fine products offered by the Engineered Wood Product industry. Indeed it is Oriented Strand Board pictured in the photo, not plywood. Thank you for featuring our products.
Date: Apr 03 2008 04:24:31 PM
Author: JA
"clearly he's having a quick wank"
Double that playa
Date: Apr 03 2008 03:01:41 PM
Author: uuuhhh....
that's not even plywood, you morons! It's OSB, and I knew that before I got a BFA in sculpture. And they do make one inch plywood for subflooring. AND all plywood is made commercially, no one makes it at home as a hobby.
Date: Apr 03 2008 02:37:19 PM
Author: nibby
just what the world needs-another unwanted mudchild.
Date: Apr 03 2008 01:37:24 PM
Author: Uncle Meat
I (heart)NY in the spring,don't you hon....AAAAgh.!!!
Date: Apr 03 2008 09:18:28 AM
Author: peter
Just dropping the kids off at the pool!
Date: Apr 03 2008 08:52:17 AM
Author: ak
clearly he's having a quick wank
Date: Apr 03 2008 12:09:09 AM
Author: Nikki9Lives
Well. It's not an eighth if an inch.
And it looks thicker than a quarter ply.
And they don't make ply wood an inch thick... commercially.
Muthafutha is still wrong too though.
That's defiantly half inch.
Date: Apr 02 2008 09:06:21 PM
Author: local 247
how can you tell it's 3/4" plywood ?
Date: Apr 02 2008 06:45:39 PM
Author: muthafutha
evidently he injured his ass lips sliding down the 3/4 inch piece of plywood sitting there- but he probably likes that sort, isn't it.
Date: Apr 02 2008 05:50:09 PM
Author: dr. hands
your sock, duh.
Date: Apr 02 2008 04:28:52 PM
Author: ...
Crack is whack.
Date: Apr 02 2008 02:54:56 PM
Author: rawr
my finger hurts
Date: Apr 02 2008 01:13:13 PM
Author: toilet paper not cups
this is a DO.
No one's screaming at you to clean up, you can leave your shit wherever ya want, there's no rent to pay, and you can pick up and leave whenever ya want.....cold at night though, and the rats...plus, people accidentally piss on you(shit too but that's probably on purpose) .
Date: Apr 02 2008 12:58:17 PM
Author: poop king
damn, look at the pile of shit he's sitting on. no wonder he's dead.
Date: Apr 02 2008 12:56:45 PM
Author: uhhhh....
being a junkie is so glamorous! You can wear your pants backwards and you don't even have to unbuckle your belt!
Date: Apr 02 2008 12:12:46 PM
Author: greg
constipation kills
Date: Apr 02 2008 09:49:51 AM
Author: James
Haha... socks.
Date: Apr 02 2008 09:23:59 AM
Author: sockbandit
fuck you guys never been in this situation before? everyone knows socks are the answer
Date: Apr 02 2008 08:22:20 AM
Author: me
I can believe that in this day and age people are still littering. I'm so self righteous that i'm going to complain about it. And is that a walking stick at his feet? That's SO Grizzly Adams.
Date: Apr 02 2008 08:20:36 AM
Author: You know-- Lucia...
You couldn't have given us a closer-up shot? Like we need all that artsy-decay context? C'mon...
Date: Apr 02 2008 07:39:18 AM
Author: muthafutha
that guy needs to get off the pot and find other living accommodations unless of course he LIKES taking a shit into a cup
Date: Apr 02 2008 05:17:30 AM
Author: 000
This is the proper way to FUCK with the drunk passed out guy!God bless cell phones and their new abilities to film and record everything.
Date: Apr 02 2008 02:16:11 AM
Author: long time vice reader
are these fake? the dos and donts have never been funnier. is this to spur on controversy and get more traffic? if not this seems very curious indeed.
Date: Apr 02 2008 01:31:18 AM
Author: but of course
you dont wipe, you buckle up and set back on your way, and act like this never happened, if you can wipe you can walk. now get up and do something with your life!
Date: Apr 02 2008 12:29:38 AM
Author: obviously
the cup of course
Date: Apr 02 2008 12:21:42 AM
Author: A CUNT
I think he will probably wipe with a print out of the DO & DONT's captions.
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