This is what sucks about America. While everyone is having a burrito special from Sally’s at their desk, Italians are getting so drunk and stuffed during their four-hour lunch break that they walk back to work doing upside-down farts.
just don´t know, on Sep 17 2008 07:58:25 AM wrote:
think, he does a great job!


Date: Jun 05 2008 04:52:37 PM
Author: Thomas

I just saw a video of this very same guy yesterday. See for yourself!
vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&am
p;videoid=35141465



Date: May 28 2008 01:06:39 AM
Author: ahhh marcia the bitch

craj ceK, eat your shit piles of donkeyy barf/



Date: May 13 2008 06:49:29 AM
Author: nice one

This is the best thing i have ever seen/read.
thank you thank you.



Date: Apr 17 2008 12:22:21 PM
Author: tHEdUDE

good bless europe.



Date: Apr 12 2008 11:43:41 PM
Author: ..

what a legend!



Subject: Dude from the Berg
Date: Feb 14 2008 09:24:05 AM
Author: rbrt

This is indeed Nürnberg, Germany. This place is opposite Lorenz Kirche and the building behind him is now a T-Mobile shop. He's a true legend around town



Subject: nbg
Date: Feb 12 2008 04:16:16 PM
Author: sab

I used to live there and believe me - he's still doing that thing every day!!!!



Subject: bob
Date: Feb 12 2008 06:05:49 AM
Author: bob

you shouldnt make so much bs up.
you know this guy probably does this as a street performer yet you try to create a witty narrative and make things 'hipper' than they really are.
show me idiots and show me hot chicks and riptheshitoutof/praise them.



Subject: lame
Date: Jan 25 2008 12:07:47 PM
Author: tired

you guys totally suck and are not innovative anymore. the new writer for do's and don't has a desperate, really sad humour that's borderline offensive.



Subject: old dude
Date: Jan 20 2008 02:57:28 PM
Author: furano

its actually in Nuremberg/Bavaria in the pedestrian zone.that old guy is there all the time balancing on bottles and shit.



Subject: drinking
Date: Jan 10 2008 02:07:22 PM
Author: saku_kfc

ah and guys this fella isn't drunk. he balances his whole body on that bottle with just one hand. that's why it stands near him. he does this stuff on regular bases to entertain the shopping people.



Subject: MO Critique
Date: Jan 07 2008 08:33:57 PM
Author: Fentzel

Again, the photo is removed from its original context to forward your own agenda - that's shame on YOU!



Subject: good idea
Date: Jan 07 2008 12:56:37 PM
Author: lil larry

This is what america needs!! Wine during lunch!! I've been saying it and doing it for years, but i dont think my bossees like that i nap for two hours after lunch cause i had too much wine, hee hee, well ppl need to relax anyways!! go drunk europeans!!



Subject: Nürnberg
Date: Jan 06 2008 06:34:50 PM
Author: saku_kfc

This picture was taken in the city of Nürnberg (Germany). I live in this town and I've seen this guy alot in the center of the city where all the stors are located.



Subject: just 8 to 8
Date: Jan 06 2008 04:06:34 PM
Author: no 9-5 time in italy

Actually we don't have lunch time break....or tea break at 5 pm....jajajjaa



Subject: I
Date: Jan 06 2008 12:29:11 AM
Author: Eat

Shit



Subject: BUHLLEE
Date: Jan 05 2008 07:06:54 PM
Author: DAT

HEY MAMBO, MAMBO ITALIANO



Subject: mutha
Date: Jan 05 2008 03:37:42 PM
Author: futha

" i hope there's no anal leakage "


Okay, so it's germans! I STILL wouldn't wish anal leakage on them despite their shared collective history

wouldn't wish it on anyone, that's including the french(though they probably deserve it most, dunno)!



Subject: Jebus
Date: Jan 05 2008 02:06:19 PM
Author: Montgomery

Well, German is spoken in some parts of northern Italy. But there is something distinctly teutonic about those 'tasches. So I see where you're coming from.



Subject: ich bin
Date: Jan 05 2008 09:39:27 AM
Author: berliner

not only köningstasse, but it may be köningstrasse in Lübeck, the most horrible place on earth



Subject: Italy?
Date: Jan 05 2008 03:37:21 AM
Author: Jebus

This picture is from a german speaking nation, the street sign in the background says:

Königstraße



Subject: 000
Date: Jan 05 2008 02:30:08 AM
Author: 000

Getting drunk by noon may kinda suck.but Old men Break Dancing!!Not only that but FUCK the freshest gear,just keep on rocking the Apartment Landlord,girlfriends parents,shirt and pants from Walmart(or Zellers)



Subject: doy
Date: Jan 05 2008 01:44:31 AM
Author: rob-omb

How does one say, "I've broken my hip and am uninsured' in Italian? Getting drunk at noon is overrated, unless you're still drunk from the night before.....



Subject: j geils
Date: Jan 05 2008 12:53:54 AM
Author: freeman

this is what sucks about America: while grandfathers are letting crack-whres deplete their bank accounts and distancing themselves from reality and the rest of the family, European old-timers are having the times of their lives breaking bones like theres no tomorrow's medical bills.



Subject: Secret
Date: Jan 05 2008 12:16:56 AM
Author: Fatty

Yeah but when they have no self control they just eat too many calzones and get so sloppy drunk they fall and break their leg like pops in the background.



Subject: mutha
Date: Jan 05 2008 12:02:15 AM
Author: futha

i hope there's no anal leakage

might drip down into his loafers


sorry, i guess that would have to be his mouth then, haha!



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