We've been pushing these girls for a long time now. Slightly fucked-in-the-head 80s moms that mine out great square shit (her belt is holding its own hand), but still get wrecked and fall down the stairs. Kind of like trannies if they were less crazy and not ugly dudes.
Urt, on Nov 19 2008 11:42:17 AM wrote:
Anastacia?


Date: May 15 2008 03:25:37 AM
Author: Oyea

She's very hot. Her dress doesn't do justice to her boobs.



Date: Mar 28 2008 06:12:13 PM
Author: poop head

i wanna hold her breasts in my hands and skweez!!



Subject: q
Date: Mar 14 2008 03:42:35 AM
Author: q

SO-O-O HOTTT!!!!



Subject: im not even horny
Date: Jan 09 2008 06:09:40 AM
Author: justaguy

take me



Subject: this
Date: Nov 21 2007 08:34:04 PM
Author: aaron

this girl is so hot



Subject: white chicks...
Date: Oct 25 2007 07:18:34 AM
Author: uh, clem

so boring



Subject: thing in back
Date: Oct 02 2007 01:23:11 PM
Author: assface

check out that smiling "thing" in the back.



Subject: MILF!
Date: Jul 25 2007 01:18:01 PM
Author: Vino Ganelli

MILF!! id definately go there...she is smokin' cuuuuute..



Subject: 000
Date: Jul 12 2007 01:36:49 PM
Author: 0000

She needs to be the lead singer of something!



Subject: puff
Date: Jun 01 2007 10:01:24 AM
Author: Rawish

Nice girl!



Subject: !!
Date: Jan 15 2007 02:33:19 PM
Author: floey ramone

its a fucking blonde pocahontas!!weyy! haha



Subject: junior
Date: Jan 12 2007 01:50:22 PM
Author: mint

sick caption, this is the kind of woman who loves how young i look for my age.



Subject: last down
Date: Dec 14 2006 04:40:12 AM
Author: last in

last laugh



Subject: holy shit
Date: Jun 08 2006 01:39:25 PM
Author: me

its sarah jessica parker.

no wait, its a fucking horse in a dress!



Subject: she got a mouf bigger'n PJ Effing Harvey
Date: May 28 2006 08:02:04 PM
Author: Sasha Skinnee-Getzmeoff

She's a horse-faced fucking american princess and her sweat smells like garlic. Reminds me of that one movie where Sara Jessica Parker's head was on a dog. Yeah, so her mom went into new age rehab and she raided the back of her closet while Mom was off being rolfed by some fag named Aldo. This is why I hate New York.



Subject: yes do!
Date: May 18 2006 07:32:15 PM
Author: napoleon

sexy!



Subject: give me more
Date: May 17 2006 11:44:39 PM
Author: trannyfucked

fuck yeah sexy

i'd let your tranny sister fuck me

wake up foolio's this girl's fit is tight!

yeah, it's the truth: don't you wish your girlfriend (tranny or not) was hot like that



Subject: hell yeah glam bitch!
Date: May 17 2006 11:32:20 PM
Author: incestisbest

i love 80's moms, like my mommy who made feel so warm and fuzzy when she would touch me in my special place

seriously, sick fucks, this chick is the best glam fucker to grace your tired magazine. bring it. her shit needs to be spread full eagle on the cover. oh, am thinking about my mom again?



Subject: what the peezack
Date: May 15 2006 10:11:54 PM
Author: uh

not pretty



Subject: std
Date: May 13 2006 09:32:33 PM
Author: tecmo

I think she has neck herpes. or an orangutang gave her a hickey. DON't



Subject: lisa carver
Date: May 12 2006 10:03:28 PM
Author: cromatica

is that Lisa Carver?! I love her writing.



Subject: what the hell?
Date: May 11 2006 12:06:21 PM
Author: im lost

i cant find my way around this stupid website...i dont know how to get to the most recent dos and donts in the actual magazine. thats what i get for living in az and never having a chance to get some actualy mags and now im on the stupid website. and i dont have money for a subscription. so i guess all i am doing is complaining about my incompetence to get around this stupid site. it was better before.



Subject: some of you really aren't getting it
Date: May 11 2006 07:46:20 AM
Author: Mr Happy Boy

Call her "Mom" and feel what that does to you. Please, if you don't understand the sexual terminology, please just wait until later and ask someone "why would I want to fuck my mom"? I beg you



Subject: a DO, but wait...
Date: May 10 2006 04:22:20 PM
Author: modernape

i've been tricked by this sort before - she looks all foxy, yeah, but get her home and you haven't got a gram of coke or ten perky pills, and she's gonna slap ya around!



Subject: hey rover
Date: May 10 2006 04:08:25 PM
Author: tron

dude dead prez is not racist, they would bang white chicks with no hesitation.



Subject: moms
Date: May 10 2006 01:35:05 PM
Author: vV

Jesus - "80's mom" is a reference to her style, you fucknuts. It's not literal.



Subject: hoo-ra
Date: May 09 2006 05:24:15 PM
Author: P.Murphy

this chick is bad-ass grade "A" bitch meat. however, in what way,shape, or form is she an 'eighties mom'? this babe was born in the eighties and anything she does 'eighties' is a total accident. the dillrod that wrote that comment should be sterilised. next.



Subject: huh?
Date: May 09 2006 12:11:28 PM
Author: Becky B.

what about this woman says "mom" to you? if she's a true new yorker, she won't be a mom till she's 50.



Subject: Vice is gay
Date: May 08 2006 04:11:05 AM
Author: Vice is gay

So a Vice do is a "C list" Mom, drug addict. How typical of this fucked up magazine. This piece of trash here isn't even a "Do" enough to step onto the drive way at one of my families parties.



Subject: werwe
Date: May 07 2006 03:37:13 PM
Author: retew

she's a mom?



Subject: good looking
Date: May 07 2006 02:35:24 PM
Author: rover

she's good looking. she looks like she might have a brain too. id like to take her to the into-nation festival and throw tomatos at dead prez with her. she probably thinks dead prez is a racist group too.



Subject: ??
Date: May 07 2006 11:09:13 AM
Author: ?

isn't that paul mccartney's wife?



Subject: gb
Date: May 07 2006 11:02:37 AM
Author: cb

I'm starting to worry that Gavin is gay.



Subject: pic
Date: May 07 2006 10:00:05 AM
Author: fred flintstein

Of course she's a Do. But the review went a long way to convincing me that the reviewer has no idea what he/she/etc. is talking about.



Subject: yeah
Date: May 07 2006 08:38:07 AM
Author: Soup

She knows how to party and she's got the neck bruise to prove it.



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