“Street performer” is a politically correct way to say “I like to take life one enough-change-to-buy-a-pint at a time.”
Date: Jun 10 2008 07:17:10 AM
Author: 000

The only way this guy'd be cool is if he yelled "defend Yourself" and started to toss those flaming pins at you.



Subject: Its the SMALLPRICKMAN!
Date: Dec 06 2007 10:53:44 AM
Author: sharpeye

yup



Subject: sex lyfe
Date: Oct 21 2007 08:58:51 PM
Author: YONATAN THIANG

i like fire
i like herpes
and i like mud



Subject: fire
Date: Oct 16 2007 02:18:45 PM
Author: Bunny

Slavikebobs



Subject: s
Date: Oct 05 2007 10:12:24 AM
Author: j

In Soviet Russia, Karnov plays you!



Subject: god bless
Date: Oct 04 2007 02:27:45 PM
Author: stoops

the u fucking k. everyone complains about it, especially those who live there. but i for one fucking luuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrvvvvvveeeeeee it.



Subject: Eh.
Date: Oct 04 2007 10:28:37 AM
Author: kure kure takora

I'd rather have these guys around than the homeless crackheads that beg on their knees at you.



Subject: 9-5 slaves
Date: Oct 04 2007 09:48:48 AM
Author: jugglenuts

He's definitely not starving, and he gets to hang outside all day and watch other people go to jobs they probably hate.

DO sign me up



Subject: KARNOV
Date: Oct 04 2007 09:39:38 AM
Author: down75

Holy fuck! a Karnov reference... My Thursday is complete Im going back to bed.



Subject: See what
Date: Oct 04 2007 09:08:36 AM
Author: I did there

Sometimes, when you’re playing Karnov you think to yourself, “Why the fuck am I wasting so much of my life on this shit?” Then you see him making ends meet and you just miss his Nintendo glory days.



Subject:
Date: Oct 04 2007 08:33:47 AM
Author: Damn

you sound more like a rich asshole every day.



Subject: .
Date: Oct 04 2007 07:36:39 AM
Author: iik

Living in the moment is really incredibly stupid and will lead to a sad life street performing or waiting tables or day labouring.



Subject: yo weside!
Date: Oct 04 2007 07:04:21 AM
Author: bigup yoself!

He should invest in signage that says "This act eats money." when really it prefers pints even more.



Subject: ...
Date: Oct 04 2007 04:05:08 AM
Author: ...

What the fuck is wrong with living in the moment? If that's what you're getting at, then go suck a dick.



Subject: hello!
Date: Oct 04 2007 03:36:03 AM
Author: grabiel

has nobody noticed that the dude is floating about an inch off of the ground? fuck juggling; this guy's a poor man's mind freak. which means he's still a 'tard.



Subject: hmm...
Date: Oct 04 2007 03:16:59 AM
Author: bolo

this...gives me...an idea...



Subject: ..
Date: Oct 04 2007 02:20:45 AM
Author: CB

How exactly is this a don't?



Subject: bigup yoself!
Date: Oct 04 2007 12:22:42 AM
Author: yo wesss-siiide!!!!!!!!!

"Street performer" becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy if you've literally been reduced to losing the shirt off your back.



Subject: street perfomers
Date: Oct 04 2007 12:07:32 AM
Author: JS

im scared of carnies!



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