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Date: Apr 10 2008 06:53:34 PM
Author: TC
I want a chihuahua puppy satchel to wear around my neck!!!
Subject: .
Date: Feb 20 2008 12:39:56 PM
Author: .
the birkenstocks weren't the only reason the adoption agency rejected these guys
Subject: la la la
Date: Jan 12 2008 09:23:48 AM
Author: ryan air
this guys are like fresh vomit in the street
they give me the same sensation
Subject: Hot bald guys and hats
Date: Dec 07 2007 03:34:02 AM
Author: Snuffy
The guy on the right is totally hot except for the shoes, bag, and dog. But he is totally lickable.
Oh, and I wear hats because otherwise my bald head gets severely sunburnt or cold. It's not just a fashion accessory.
Subject: Boys
Date: Oct 20 2007 01:19:57 PM
Author: theBoss
Fuckin' gays. Why?
Subject: uh
Date: Oct 14 2007 06:33:19 AM
Author: so
I call gay because mostly WHAT THE FUCK are those horrible, horrible shoes?! Only gays would wear such things. Not Brits. Unless they're gay and British. Other countries don't seem to be as into the treating your dog like an actual child bullshit that the US is really into, though.
Subject: shoes.
Date: Oct 08 2007 01:40:15 AM
Author: babykeepsitreal
why the FUCK are they wearing those shoes? and in the color white?
nastiness.
Subject: Fucking intellects!
Date: Oct 07 2007 05:23:29 AM
Author: Narpless
The caption was funny, the ones that bitch are just way too smart and need to disect every piece of vice they can. The fucks in the photo are shit. There disect that!
Subject: Maybe
Date: Oct 05 2007 11:15:15 AM
Author: Gary
These guys might just be britishes instead of gays...
Subject: post-glory days
Date: Oct 05 2007 06:22:40 AM
Author: poor excuse
You're absolutely correct. Gay people can no longer be counted on to have good taste. Just visit one of Pittsburgh's annual Gay Pride Memorial Day Picnics for a grotesque spectacle of Dior knockoff sunglasses, sticky hair and emaciated, malnourished bodies covered in glitter and wearing white jeans with the sandals shown above. I don't know why when or how it happened but there remains a tiny few homos out there who contribute positively to culture. Just look @ my writing! Oscar Wilde or Gore Vidal I am not!
Subject: So true
Date: Oct 04 2007 05:41:33 PM
Author: Z
" Fags were always so much better than everybody else when it came to taste. Now that they're going mainstream, we're getting all these gross, low-rent white-trash homos. They're the equivalent of guys who wear wrestling shirts."
Couldn't have said it better myself. It makes me feel sick seeing those fags that just assume they must have good taste seeing as they're gay. They're always the ones in chunky plastic shoes, gross boot cut jeans and shitty hair dye.
Subject: ha
Date: Oct 04 2007 03:46:10 PM
Author: whoah
white mandals
Subject: CORRECTION
Date: Oct 03 2007 08:34:22 AM
Author: JAZZMAN
This only happens with small white men.
Subject: ewwwwwwwww
Date: Oct 02 2007 08:01:11 PM
Author: paddym
Fags were always so much better than everybody else when it came to taste. Now that they're going mainstream, we're getting all these gross, low-rent white-trash homos. They're the equivalent of guys who wear wrestling shirts.
Subject: do
Date: Oct 02 2007 06:34:16 PM
Author: Ernest
Having aids is a 'do'
get with the program Vice.
Subject: not good
Date: Oct 02 2007 03:08:42 PM
Author: Buttercup
Being a DON'T is cool, but being a DON'T coupled with a poorly written, depressingly unfunny caption is the ultimate in degradation. You don't want us feeling sorry for these people, do you?
Subject: I have no problem with the baldness
Date: Oct 02 2007 02:24:49 PM
Author: .
that's out of their control.
but matching limey homos with matching dogs and matching white Birkenstocks? fucking hell.
Subject: ----
Date: Oct 02 2007 12:55:39 PM
Author: ...
Quality control. Maybe less dos & don'ts will make your comments funny again...
Subject: cunts
Date: Oct 02 2007 11:59:33 AM
Author: bananarama
what a load of shit... Be original Vice! Is that supposed to help your popularity?
Subject: I know this is free ...
Date: Oct 02 2007 11:29:00 AM
Author: Do Better!
I know this is free ... and I shouldnt look a gift horse in the mouth, but this caption was lame ... you once had a standard, wear cute girls had third boobs and potheads were from other dimensions, where time travellers were made fun of and williamsburg didn't conquer all.
You once made me laugh.
I know you have it in you ... that same stupid, guilty pleasure humor at laughing at people who think there hot shit! Bring it back, bring back leroy brown!
Subject: love
Date: Oct 02 2007 11:26:16 AM
Author: Vane$$a
I have an idea to add new life to the DOs and DON'Ts: CELEBRITY GUEST CAPTION WRITERS. No one can be expected to be on top of their game every day for all these years. Gavin needs a chance to rejuvenate his skills. Why not bring in Sarah Silverman to do the DOs and DON'Ts for a week? Then some other celebrity like Tommy Lee or Chloe Sevigny, etc. etc. That would be a lot of fun. Every great institution needs new blood pumped into its veins every now and then. It's called evolution. Please give it a try.
Subject: writing
Date: Oct 02 2007 10:51:06 AM
Author: chuckles
Are the new captions written by a somewhat unintelligent intern who shouldn't be writing so much as a grocery list? No individual voice, just styled as classic "Gavin captions" but without the punch. Get your own voice and give me my daily chuckles. Is the caption saying that these guys should be sick of hats and sunglasses by now? Or penises? Would it work either way? maybe I'm missing it. There is so much here. You could have gone with the dogs or bags or fags or brits or something.
Subject: i hate when homos can't handle their shi
Date: Oct 02 2007 10:41:18 AM
Author: grie-may
white berkenstocks
Subject: their aids has cancer
Date: Oct 02 2007 08:31:36 AM
Author: hollywood_hillbilly
Maybe they are coming out of chemo. Either way, the bald/hat/sunglasses thing is the least of their worries.
Subject: ---
Date: Oct 02 2007 07:20:05 AM
Author: ---
zing!
Subject: fuckers
Date: Oct 02 2007 07:18:32 AM
Author: isen tit
They took vice's advice but now their wearing something even more insidious looking on their bi-peds. Hmmmm, would gay-peds be more appropriate in this instance?
Subject: sure
Date: Oct 02 2007 07:12:45 AM
Author: yes
and THE PIANIST was such a good movie...
Subject: well done
Date: Oct 02 2007 04:57:55 AM
Author: fuck haute couture
hilarious... aaaahahaha "those things", that made me lol
Subject: I think the point of this dont is...
Date: Oct 02 2007 03:11:20 AM
Author: jd
Hiding your baldness with sunglasses and hats and caps makes you looks like a fucking idiot.
Subject: its true
Date: Oct 02 2007 02:14:31 AM
Author: eltonbong @ myspace
When 'hide the hampster' gets boring, sometimes you have to kick it up a notch.
Don't forget to remove the claws and teeth though!!
Subject: not
Date: Oct 02 2007 02:10:43 AM
Author: funny?
that doesn't even make sense.
Subject: .
Date: Oct 02 2007 01:36:39 AM
Author: .
if you`re this desperate to have children you should give up beein a fag!
Subject: my oh my
Date: Oct 02 2007 12:46:47 AM
Author: dr. o'dear
it would appear vice's comments are being plucked from an ever decreasing gene pool of wit and wisecrack.
i guess it's fucking itself.
Subject: wtf
Date: Oct 02 2007 12:37:57 AM
Author: ?
How's that comment funny? You probably should've gone with making fun of their shoes.
Subject: uh-huh
Date: Oct 02 2007 12:29:15 AM
Author: the dullness
listen vice. i've given you my time, my money, and, i'm gonna say to you right now cuz i'm drizzunk...don't pick on these fuckers. they a'ight. they could be worse.
Subject: .
Date: Oct 02 2007 12:20:22 AM
Author: .
what else are bald guys supposed to do? grow it out and make it look like they're 80?
Subject: simple life
Date: Oct 02 2007 12:19:18 AM
Author: the realness
paris and nicole are finally post-op...and apparently 90s ravers too
Subject: Holla at no.1
Date: Oct 02 2007 12:19:16 AM
Author: CC
Whatevers
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