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oh snap, on Jun 24 2008 02:02:06 AM wrote:
toronto hipsters are ruining the world. someone please revert williamsburg back to helltown. he's nice though...
Date: Jun 11 2008 10:46:31 PM
Author: poor cunt
Well id suck on hers too
Date: May 22 2008 11:38:03 PM
Author: douche bag
This tool has self important entitlement written all over him. i hope that magazine gives him a papercut.....
Date: Apr 15 2008 06:57:24 AM
Author: hahaha
take out "art" and replace with "fashion" and it would be the perfect caption for 90% of vice's pathetic hipster wh*res
Subject: HA!
Date: Jan 20 2008 01:05:22 PM
Author: Ruby
"... and wearing shoes that are socks."
I just burst into laughter so loud I just woke up my poor boyfriend who is trying to recover from a migraine. It may have been worth it.
Subject: Yeah but they're Toms
Date: Jan 10 2008 04:20:16 PM
Author: Nicole
All the cool kids are wearing Toms these days
Subject: stab of recognition
Date: Jan 08 2008 10:19:06 PM
Author: me
SHIT
Subject: .
Date: Nov 17 2007 10:07:21 PM
Author: .
Are those keds? Where do you find shoes that are socks?
Subject: friends
Date: Nov 05 2007 05:01:02 PM
Author: Biko- yes it is!
you guys have no clue!
this guy is straight BUT totally fashionable and not pretentious at all... and she is his friend!
GET IT TOGETHER PEOPLE!
Subject: Football
Date: Nov 01 2007 01:50:23 PM
Author: toe jam
Hey! What about that art hanging on the wall? Looks like 23 flattened footballs. Awesome!!
Subject: art mag?
Date: Oct 31 2007 10:06:46 AM
Author: greek
Since when is Vice an 'art mag'?
Subject: couple
Date: Oct 20 2007 01:27:09 PM
Author: TheFuckingBoss
He is her friend...
Subject: Starting slow...
Date: Oct 08 2007 10:13:12 PM
Author: Nemo
is for people that have time to get there. Better to make your intentions known, break it off, and let the next dumb motherfucker be Sensitive Steve.
Subject: Hey...
Date: Oct 08 2007 01:47:17 PM
Author: RILWAN K
Hey. This guy is just like me [except for ONE thing]. I'm disinterested, I read pretentious art magazines, and I wear shoes that are socks with laces. The only thing is; WOMEN DON'T GRAVITATE MY WAY. Hmmm... Maybe it's the fact that I'm an ethnic fella...
Subject: yep.
Date: Oct 08 2007 01:50:33 AM
Author: babykeepsitreal
real sexy-like.
real sexual.
but he probably likes dudes.
Subject: grammar
Date: Oct 06 2007 07:49:47 PM
Author: charolastra
I think you mean UNinterested.
Subject: thula vagabond
Date: Oct 03 2007 05:06:13 PM
Author: Vane$$a
At least I included an internal rhyme.
Subject: vanessa
Date: Oct 03 2007 04:44:29 PM
Author: thula vagabond
"Crying racism is the new shortcut to thinking. Regardless of his race, I seriously despise the smug look across his face. Is that okay with you"
what A dollar thought for a dollar mind
Subject: faggy fags
Date: Oct 03 2007 03:00:28 PM
Author: PredaTHOR
Fagots faggy fags!
Subject: !
Date: Oct 02 2007 10:39:48 PM
Author: Skweekah
I dont get it. The fact is that after youve chowed down on furburger and all of the associated bullshit that goes with this spastic sin, you really dont give a shit. Reality is that people really dont wanna be with other people and would rather use their lives for themselves instead of selling your soul to the musty cavern that is the pussy. Truth be told, when youre not horny you cant wish for anything more than being your own person. At the moment, this dude isnt horny. Give him a reason to get a boner and he's a poor schmoe whose controlled by his dick once again. Skweekah...
Subject: innnocent
Date: Oct 02 2007 04:41:53 PM
Author: MadHatter
Just Friends...
Subject: huh?
Date: Oct 02 2007 03:04:34 PM
Author: Vane$$a
Crying racism is the new shortcut to thinking. Regardless of his race, I seriously despise the smug look across his face. Is that okay with you?
Subject: huh?
Date: Oct 02 2007 02:51:20 PM
Author: huh?
I don't get it...what's so lame about this guy? In reality...you are just racist motherfuckers. Deal with the truth instead of the image in your head. What you say says more about the observer than the observed, I guess that's what happens if you just view things in terms of identities.
Subject: yep
Date: Oct 02 2007 11:11:37 AM
Author: jn
"Small hipster package. Big hipster ego."
Well done, Buttercup. Sums up the whole scene in a few succinct words.
Subject: these dweebs
Date: Oct 01 2007 10:48:28 PM
Author: slurpeee
check his faggy ass open chested t. he's metro kung fu (ie. you could beat his ass in a duel just by hiding his fucken nail file).
Subject: fonda's ghost
Date: Oct 01 2007 09:23:03 PM
Author: peter-
i have those sock-shoes too... but i only get mongoloid action
Subject: cute scene
Date: Oct 01 2007 05:15:30 PM
Author: fee
life's short have some fun
oh wait it's long and full of suffering .. the sould fills and fills as if it would burst but it never does.. (so painfully distended) (artaud?) and "a body can get used to absolutely anything "
oh but lets have some fun
Subject: ..
Date: Oct 01 2007 03:08:36 PM
Author: Sinbad
That magazine he's reading sucks.
Subject: .
Date: Oct 01 2007 02:41:42 PM
Author: .
I didn't know you pussy farts deleted posts.
Subject: why?
Date: Oct 01 2007 02:32:24 PM
Author: vai82
why are guys wearing those t-shirts that show their entire torso, like that razorlight guy?
Subject: huh?
Date: Oct 01 2007 12:08:12 PM
Author: cmon
hes wearing a tube top? weird.
Subject: not of interest
Date: Oct 01 2007 03:58:53 AM
Author: ...
Tai Chi shoes? Ever heard of Espandrillos? Americans.......
Subject: ...
Date: Oct 01 2007 02:30:08 AM
Author: bolo
sorry, the dude is gay...
dont ask how i know...
Subject: do me vice
Date: Sep 30 2007 10:27:05 PM
Author: brappp
is he reading Vice Magazine?
Subject: hubris is attractive to the frail
Date: Sep 30 2007 07:27:11 PM
Author: Buttercup
Small hipster package. Big hipster ego. This dude's the whole 9 centimeters in her world.
Subject: mediocrity as hell
Date: Sep 30 2007 06:51:02 PM
Author: Vane$$a
Too much submissive female cuteness makes me want to puke. Excuse me, but I have to go puke...HARD. I'll bet anything she treats all his buddies like total shit. Why? Because he's the only guy she can really relate to. She's also terrified that her total fucking boringness will be exposed by him hanging out with Biff and his beers. Fuck this scene.
Subject: Dem Shooz
Date: Sep 30 2007 05:31:39 PM
Author: Maria que Punteria
Those are Tai Chi shoes and you can buy them in the Dot's Chinatown for about 4 bucks. They're really comfortable but start to look like a bad kindergarten yarn art thingie on the bottoms after about a week of wearing them.
Subject: ?
Date: Sep 30 2007 12:45:21 PM
Author: Me.
Yea... but if those are Tom's Shoes, I'd cut him some slack.
Subject: oh
Date: Sep 30 2007 12:15:00 PM
Author: boy
sometimes vice really pisses me off by trying to sound smart, and sometimes they something hilarious like "shoes that are socks". our love-hate relationship continues, vice.
Subject: ...
Date: Sep 30 2007 12:14:58 PM
Author: ...
Cute!
Subject: hey!
Date: Sep 30 2007 10:49:04 AM
Author: franz
get your feet off the table. this isn't a fucking rice paddie.
Subject: h
Date: Sep 30 2007 10:45:24 AM
Author: well
this caption is actually correct.
Subject: shiv
Date: Sep 30 2007 10:02:54 AM
Author: xurt
*SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH*
Subject: ...
Date: Sep 30 2007 01:41:46 AM
Author: foamy
that girl looks like the girl which let that gay fashion guy tattoo her a few issues ago
Subject: $5
Date: Sep 30 2007 12:02:20 AM
Author: mrhepburn
i bet that guys name is Algernon.
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