Sleeping in public is for homeless junkies and dead people.
DO DO, on Aug 11 2009 08:12:13 AM wrote:
DO!!!

just get wasted and its all fine...


Just donīt know, on Oct 18 2008 09:40:00 AM wrote:
Hey, thatīs a Do!
Sleeping in public is definitely a Do!


ok, on Aug 14 2008 11:00:31 AM wrote:
This used to be my favourite spot to urinate,
...
damn it!


Date: Jun 11 2008 10:55:53 PM
Author: Mom & Dad's new place :)

He is having a ball held im sure!!!



Date: Jun 05 2008 07:11:23 AM
Author: dan

whats everyone on about? americans carnt party like the english, every1 knows that, they carnt even keep up.



Date: Mar 27 2008 10:18:49 AM
Author: raku ga

re: eurodumbass

it's k-y-o-t-o you idiot. thanks for confirming the stereotype that brits are the degenerates of western europe.



Subject: i'm cranky
Date: Mar 04 2008 03:23:42 AM
Author: archenemy

Get back in the "chill-out" tent so we don't have to witness you two literally attempt to fuck yourselves!



Subject: EuroTrash
Date: Jan 06 2008 01:40:06 AM
Author: Royal Britania!

Why do you americans keep up this frivelous facade of hating Europeans? Some of us hate fucking house music, dogs in hand-bags etc etc.

Give us a fucking break! And sign up to koyoto you wankers :o)



Subject: harty
Date: Nov 25 2007 09:34:42 AM
Author: eurorash

learn how to party you fuckers



Subject: sleepy
Date: Oct 06 2007 03:05:17 PM
Author: RogerMexico

I got shitfaced at Epcot once and passed out in China. When I woke up Germans were taking pictures of me. Fucking euro-trash



Subject: that's all the better you could do?
Date: Oct 03 2007 02:46:01 PM
Author: mf

are you really out of shit to make fun of? isn't hipness supposed to be about not caring and doing whatever you feel like at the moment, no restraints, impulsiveness...?



Subject: Vane$$a
Date: Oct 03 2007 11:41:19 AM
Author: knuckles

chill, ma sista! i was joking! sarcasm much?



Subject: knuckles
Date: Oct 03 2007 08:32:59 AM
Author: Vane$$a

I didn't work for anything asshole. I pretend to work for everything while actually scheming, using, and stealing my way to having everything. Being a fake worker keeps people off my shit by diverting their attention away from scumbagginess. It's also a good way to guilt trip people into doing any work that needs to be done that I don't want to do. As soon as I enter a room and someone asks how I'm doing, I immediately start lying about how I'm working my ass off. I'm sure it's exactly what your parents did to get themselves into the position to be able to give you money. Quit being so fuckin



Subject: everywhere looks the same
Date: Oct 03 2007 12:10:08 AM
Author: knuckles

asking your parents for money is always edgy. it's you "o look at me everything i got i worked for myself" people that are a dime a dozen and hence, a motherfuckin' pain in the ass. trust.



Subject: dull minds
Date: Sep 30 2007 07:13:18 PM
Author: Vane$$a

When they woke up they borrowed the churro vendor's cell-phone and called mommy and daddy to wire them some cash. How fucking edgy is that?



Subject: job skills
Date: Sep 29 2007 10:46:41 AM
Author: linton

coworker to me: "damn, you can sleep anywhere, can't you?"

goddamn fucking right



Subject: What...
Date: Sep 29 2007 12:12:37 AM
Author: RILWAN K

WHat...? Vice fuking sucks, I sleep in Public...



Subject: awww...
Date: Sep 28 2007 11:34:27 PM
Author: rob-omb

Poor kids are tuckered out from a hard day's worth of emo-living. Wait a minute, fuck them.



Subject: ahahahahahahaha
Date: Sep 28 2007 11:05:40 PM
Author: hahahahaha

hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhaahahahahahhaa
hahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah /> making fun of homeless people is where its at, Fuck the homeless
lazy cocks



Subject: naps
Date: Sep 28 2007 10:37:23 PM
Author: jagoff

I sleep in public. What are you, VICE, fucking cops?



Subject: vice you dicks
Date: Sep 28 2007 01:20:23 PM
Author: fuck haute couture

VICE are assholes. Suck my ass.



Subject: fnord
Date: Sep 28 2007 12:12:23 PM
Author: fnord

i've never been able to do that.



Subject: you
Date: Sep 28 2007 11:49:03 AM
Author: me

They look so cozy, wish I was curled up with them right now!



Subject: punk ass BELOW!
Date: Sep 28 2007 10:43:42 AM
Author: Brim Cheney

At least I donated money to save them I-racky heavy metal guys.



Subject: re: asshat
Date: Sep 28 2007 10:41:05 AM
Author:

> You sound like a bunch of fuckin' hippies.

Look asshat, you sound like a fuckin' Cheney.



Subject: haha
Date: Sep 28 2007 09:14:41 AM
Author: tess

it's funny because dead people don't sleep.



Subject: 2
Date: Sep 28 2007 02:42:05 AM
Author: 1

aw.


...sleep in public when you can.
if youre in a place you wont get murdered and your young with your best gf- fuck yeah.



Subject: When I was a boy....
Date: Sep 28 2007 01:25:55 AM
Author: eltonbong at myspace

haha!! You sounded like my granny right then!!!



Subject: this happens.
Date: Sep 27 2007 11:10:12 PM
Author: unfortunatly

They are camping out for the Hanson show.



Subject: Huh?
Date: Sep 27 2007 10:52:57 PM
Author: Ross

Smedley...what the fuck? Maybe they are hungry or something? That...that response makes no fucking sense, dude.

And these ladies probably had a fun time last night. At a carnival, too! That=Master Fun Time.



Subject: shut up
Date: Sep 27 2007 09:31:41 PM
Author: Brim

The biggest losers on this board are the ones that come on here and defend the good vibes of some bullshit like coppin' Zs outside a carnival tent. You sound like a bunch of fuckin' hippies.



Subject: well
Date: Sep 27 2007 09:31:06 PM
Author: seriously

it's 5 AM. and if i didn't just make it home, and the weather was nice, and my best friend was with me and also totally beat, this is what we'd be doing RIGHT NOW.

fuck you uptight assholes. get that cucumber outa there.



Subject: awwwww
Date: Sep 27 2007 09:22:06 PM
Author: come on

there is absolutely NOTHING wrong with that.

anyone who likes a little something called "partying" knows that once in a while, often when the sun comes up, all of a sudden all the energy just leaves your body and the need to crash is like, NOW.

who fucking cares? especially if you have a friend who feels the same way. you vice people are not only getting old, but you are becoming little old ladies from sunday school.



Subject: this
Date: Sep 27 2007 09:02:04 PM
Author: that

i know it's almost become a cliche,but my goodness the captions are getting lame.i mean thie one above -really?



Subject:
Date: Sep 27 2007 08:44:53 PM
Author:

BFFs are a do



Subject: wow
Date: Sep 27 2007 08:00:44 PM
Author: DAMN

Seen the same shit the other day and almost threw the fuck up! Why do people catch zzz's in public? On grass, dirt whatever is a huge DON:T!



Subject: :x
Date: Sep 27 2007 07:21:54 PM
Author: henri

it looks like they're either sleeping out on a grassy field behind some tent at an outdoor festival or a circus? not in some alleyway or crappy living room; they're not so much junkies as they are drunk kids too sloshed at some show to keep standing upright



Subject: the great out doors
Date: Sep 27 2007 06:49:40 PM
Author: mark

I gotta agree with most here...sleeping outside on a sunny day, just chilling and enjoying the breeze is absolutely where it's at.

as for this caption, it can eat a dick up



Subject:
Date: Sep 27 2007 06:26:05 PM
Author:

man, ain't nothin wrong with laying out in the grass on a sunny day and having a nice nap in the open air.

sleeping in a doorway or under a bridge, caked in your own filth, under a urine-soaked blanket, with an empty bottle as a pillow or a needle still in your arm- now THAT's how you do it homeless junkie style.

and dead people sleep in the river, with the fishes.



Subject: the beach
Date: Sep 27 2007 06:15:35 PM
Author: por que?

People sleep on the beach all the time. What's wrong with catchin' some daytime zzzzzz's.?



Subject: 000
Date: Sep 27 2007 05:36:07 PM
Author: 000

Suntots are born in litters so they always nap in piles,they are usually found under rose petals after a summer rain or in the shit of a pegasus.



Subject: Aww
Date: Sep 27 2007 04:54:53 PM
Author: Ross

Maybe they're homeless, dead junkies? Haha, seriously though, that's cute as shit. At least she slept in the best, warmest, most beautifulist spot in the world: Her friend's pussy. I'd sleep there every night if I could, but really, who would'nt?



Subject: si
Date: Sep 27 2007 04:38:44 PM
Author: si

In my city we say: Full missing of style.

Perdida total de estilo.



Subject: .
Date: Sep 27 2007 03:30:49 PM
Author: .

all curled up next to the vag.

do



Subject: Look
Date: Sep 27 2007 02:30:54 PM
Author: Jimmie

The girl on the right appears to have been decapitated.



Subject: Bigup yoself!
Date: Sep 27 2007 02:19:35 PM
Author: Yo, Sup!

Sleeping in public is for Noobs. If you don't know how to hang or can't handle your alcohol Please, do everyone a favour and STAY HOME!



Subject: ...
Date: Sep 27 2007 02:11:34 PM
Author: bolo

HOW IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE EVEN REMOTELY FUNNY???THERE IS NOT EVEN A JOKE HERE!!!
typing in all caps isnt the same as yelling...
BUT IT AT LEAST GIVES THE APPEARANCE THAT IM MAKING A GOD FORSAKEN EFFORT!!!



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