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Date: May 21 2008 04:33:00 AM
Author: andy m
WTF, LOOK AT HIS BOOTS, HIS PANTS,
HE HAS NO STYLE, NOT EVEN BAD STYLE,
EWWWWWW, UHM EWWWWWWWWWWW
Date: Apr 10 2008 08:55:16 AM
Author: muthafutha
i hate to say it but i prefer a cup of black coffee from macdonalds than i ever would a two and two from tim's- it's the fucken cream they use. if ya didn't smoke you'd pick up on what i'm talking about. just passing on the health info....
don't know how people can drink it, it's disgusting.
quit smoking!
Date: Apr 07 2008 12:03:47 PM
Author: .
hahaah the expression on his face gets me everytime. this is exactly the type of dude who drank all of his youth away and works some shitty factory job but could still outdrink your whole crew
Date: Apr 01 2008 09:36:26 PM
Author: awww
also this "stalwart old nerd" looks like matt dillon
Subject: fghj
Date: Jan 07 2008 11:36:00 PM
Author: dfkgd
I just got a tear in my eye. God Bless you, Tim Hortons. I'm gonna go get a cup right now...
Subject: Sippin' coffee
Date: Nov 15 2007 11:02:24 PM
Author: Jen
I love the Timmy's mug; ah Tim Horton's coffee, it's our heroin. ;)
Subject: canada-bashing
Date: Oct 15 2007 01:45:55 AM
Author: -----
do all the frequent bashers of canadians in the do's & dont's comments not know that Vice was created by Canadians?
Subject: Hoser
Date: Oct 11 2007 07:04:07 PM
Author: Phlemmy
Yes, laugh all you like but you know this guy has jumper cables in his car and when you can't get your shitbox started he's the coolest guy in the parking lot.
Oh yeah, he would also be pleasant about it.
Subject: Go 'Nucks!
Date: Oct 06 2007 07:19:23 PM
Author: The Bright One
Hip sacks are the new Marilyn Monroe as far as I'm concerned, and this declares it wonderfully!
Subject: wow
Date: Oct 04 2007 01:49:51 AM
Author: tyler
This photo couldn't be anymore Canadian if it tried.
Subject: brb
Date: Sep 28 2007 12:47:54 AM
Author: brb
How do you know what cow juice tastes like, sup biggie?
Subject: Lost in Translation
Date: Sep 25 2007 02:04:32 PM
Author: Chairman Blank
As a Yank I'm glad I have finally have a visual description. Wait a minute does this guy have tits? Jesus.
Subject: Doppleganger!
Date: Sep 23 2007 12:56:26 AM
Author: Katie
This guy totally looks how Mike O'Malley (from such great Nickelodeon games shows as Get The Picture and GUTS) looks now. I don't know if I think it's a doppleganger or if I think it's him.
Subject: whahoo
Date: Sep 22 2007 05:10:28 PM
Author: hey
Does anyone here like pepsi? It seems like people are really turned off by it. Maybe they should try some type of 'new coke' marketing idea. Make some shitty pepsi, until people demand the original, or 'classic' recipe back. then i bet we could all enjoy pepsi again.
Subject: dad.
Date: Sep 22 2007 02:03:17 PM
Author: j.p. quackenbush.
this guy is a magnet for promotional paraphenalia.
also, why is he carrying a coffee mug on his belt if he's not going to use it? it's just not efficient.
Subject: pace yo
Date: Sep 21 2007 05:39:27 PM
Author: sup biggie
jeezus crist isn't there anything remotely funny about canada besides its troglodytes pictured here?? yeah there's their funny men but what about canada we already know the states is a ball of laughs with its tactical nukes and what not .
oh right... tim hortons coffee.
tim hortons coffee taste like fucking cow juice
Subject: sheppard
Date: Sep 21 2007 05:03:33 PM
Author: yonge
vice is moving uptown where everyone's a doooooo HA
Subject: Toronto geography
Date: Sep 21 2007 04:36:34 PM
Author: time on his hands
he's in North York on the Yonge street strip just north of the 401. You can tell by the blue street sign in the background and all the glass buildings that have sprung up since the '80s
Subject: dude
Date: Sep 21 2007 02:14:04 PM
Author: stoops
the guy exudes a forthright friendliness; note his open posture and slightly stunned expression. however, the splash pants and ankle boots combo is fucking atrocious.
Subject: ee.
Date: Sep 21 2007 12:29:43 PM
Author: gah.
By Grabthar's hammer..... wh.... <sigh.> what a savings.
Subject: square hole
Date: Sep 20 2007 09:31:07 PM
Author: The Biffmeister
I could personally give a shit about guys like this. One of them once "gave" me a couch. You know how it goes, he acted like he did me a big favor, but I wasn't feeling so lucky when I ended up scraping boogers off the underside of that fucker for like a month straight. Fuck this dude.
Subject: Furthermore
Date: Sep 20 2007 09:18:30 PM
Author: Dirk
Furthermore, if he was actually in Montreal, the sign would say BMO Banque du Montreal.
Subject: ahahaha
Date: Sep 20 2007 09:16:56 PM
Author: Dirk
Ahahahaha!
Nice work, "Geography Student". We also have Bank of Hong Kong, Scotiabank, and Toronto Dominion bank. None of which are restricted to Hong Kong, Nova Scotia, or Toronto.
Good work trying to insult people, but you just made yourself look like a fucking dip.
Subject: Southern Ontario....Toronto?
Date: Sep 20 2007 07:26:18 PM
Author: :)
Loblaws bag! It'd be more of a DO if he had one of their $1 recycle bags, no?
(Love the Bank of Montreal comment!!! LOL)
Subject: ..
Date: Sep 20 2007 06:13:38 PM
Author: p
haha i see vice has got some good ones going these days
Subject: ....
Date: Sep 20 2007 05:27:24 PM
Author: ....
Perhaps they are burns from THE BAKING PANS AT TIM HORTONS?
I think they are. It all makes sense! He works there!
And the cocky asshole who clearly doesn't know shit about Canada and its widespread BMOs made me laugh.
Subject: arms
Date: Sep 20 2007 03:17:09 PM
Author: zip
Those are burns, he is either a cook or baker.You get them from the racks in the ovens.
I think i'm in love
Subject: ...
Date: Sep 20 2007 01:21:51 PM
Author: bertrand welch
durr hey a KFC we must be in Kentucky
Subject: ....
Date: Sep 20 2007 01:09:52 PM
Author: ....
Bank of Montreal is just the name of the bank. They are all over Canada, not just Montreal.
Subject: sigh
Date: Sep 20 2007 12:43:01 PM
Author: raymi
indeed
Subject: omg
Date: Sep 20 2007 12:38:12 PM
Author: daniel.
this is beautiful
Subject: animal rapist
Date: Sep 20 2007 12:34:52 PM
Author: lola
i could say he cuts himself (arm), but im sure he just owns a weird pet that he sleeps with.
Subject: ..
Date: Sep 20 2007 12:28:42 PM
Author: ..
hey, all you retarded geography students: looks like the sign says bank of MONTREAL.
fucktards.
Subject: ohshit
Date: Sep 20 2007 11:55:57 AM
Author: katrina
The reason homeboy has both a travel mug and a paper cup (most likely) is that his need for Timmy's is SO GREAT that it cannot be fulfilled with one extra-fucking-large alone. Believe me, I used to work at a Tim's, and he is very much not the only one like this.
This has got to be somewhere in S. Ontario though...I didn't know they made hosers down there, and there's something off about this guy. You want real hosers? Look in the NW corner of the province, guys and dolls.
Subject: blanche nuit
Date: Sep 20 2007 10:41:25 AM
Author: figfug
actually an artist is making a hotel room out of a dumpster for blanche nuit in Toronto and it's fucking awesome bitches! Canada rules!
Subject: roll up the rim
Date: Sep 20 2007 10:23:18 AM
Author: tim horton
"and they give him a paper cup on the side with it because there is an ongoing contest"
that is not a roll up the rim cup
Subject: ....
Date: Sep 20 2007 09:56:13 AM
Author: Double Blumpkin
I'll bet he has way too much shit everywhere he is like his car and house. Look at him, he has a fanny pack AND a plastic bag but still feels the need to hang his travel mug on his belt and hold his glasses in his hand. It's probably not messy though, just too much shit. He's probably asking if we want to go to a Leafs game and we say,"No the Leafs suck" and then he slowly removes every extra article on his person so that he can try to beat the shit out of you.
Subject:
Date: Sep 20 2007 08:59:44 AM
Author: !
THANK YOU TORONTO!!!!!!!
Subject: not
Date: Sep 20 2007 08:02:06 AM
Author: Henry
That's not Vancouver. We don't have those weird green P parking signs. Also, we're tragically short on hosers here on the west coast. All we have is 16 year old indian gangbangers, cutting of phillipino kids' hands with machetes.
Subject: another
Date: Sep 20 2007 07:28:48 AM
Author: Bill Cramitupyorhoalyo
Slammin' McMingeness
Subject: word play
Date: Sep 20 2007 07:27:25 AM
Author: Bill Cramitupyorhoalyo
Where's the guy that kept calling Gavin "Gayvin McGaynis?" I like your attitude. Hey, here's another one for you: Gayvein McBintness. What about this one for the fans of 70's tv: Lavin McLindaness. Here's another: Havin' McHerpesness. I'll let you know if I think of any more. Ciao bro.
Subject: He looks a like a nice guy
Date: Sep 20 2007 07:15:43 AM
Author: Canadian abroad
I would hang out with this guy. He would have a surprisingly good music collection. He would drive you to Kitchener so you wouldn't have to take the bus.
Subject: Best. Do. Ever.
Date: Sep 20 2007 06:28:01 AM
Author: René
Ah, so that's what Phil Helmuth looks like without the sunglasses.
Subject: Timbuktu
Date: Sep 20 2007 06:19:12 AM
Author: t-train
The only thing Canada has contributed to the world in the last half-century is comedy.
Subject: rrrroll up the rim to win
Date: Sep 20 2007 03:11:30 AM
Author: vancouver
"why didnt he fill his travel mug with coffee instead of getting a paper cup?"
actually, he takes the travel mug to Tim Hortons and gets it filled with coffee and they give him a paper cup on the side with it because there is an ongoing contest which involves rolling up the rim of the cup whenever you buy a cup of coffee and you wouldn't want to miss out on your chance to win another cup of coffee just because you drink out of your own cup.
this is actually a regular thing which happens
Subject: ...
Date: Sep 20 2007 02:38:30 AM
Author: rubyshoe
...are those cut marks or burns on his arm? If for that alone, I would say don't. Otherwise, win!
Subject: huh?
Date: Sep 20 2007 02:38:19 AM
Author: rob-omb
So a fannypack is a 'Do' or a 'Don't' based on context? Or a whim? I'm confused, Vice, which is it?
Subject: .
Date: Sep 20 2007 02:33:30 AM
Author: Paul Ross
I love him. I want to hang with him and drink Labatt and listen to old Tragically Hip.
Subject: burrard street
Date: Sep 20 2007 01:36:39 AM
Author: fuck haute couture
you guys just can't stay out of Vancouver, can you? I'm not so sure I'm a fan of the Canadian tourist native that was born and raised there but still buys fanny packs from the tourist gift shop and believes that Tim Horton's must be the best coffee on the face of the earth if for no other reason than that it's Canadian.
Fuck this guy and his popsicle sticks.
Subject: god
Date: Sep 20 2007 01:06:41 AM
Author: jesus
what's a hoser?
Subject: rubbish
Date: Sep 20 2007 01:04:14 AM
Author: rubbish
good fucking point, hamclam!
Subject: ???
Date: Sep 20 2007 12:57:31 AM
Author: hamclam
why didnt he fill his travel mug with coffee instead of getting a paper cup?
Subject: ^^
Date: Sep 20 2007 12:05:33 AM
Author: CC
Wha?
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