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Farting on passed-out people is the new farting. You get to let one with a purpose without bumming people out, kind of like if you piss on someone with a jellyfish sting (except she did it for generating laughs instead of bringing down swelling).
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Date: Apr 04 2008 11:48:39 AM
Author: rayburn
it kinda makes you wanna pass out just so that would happen, but I mean...you're past out so WTF?
Date: Mar 20 2008 09:24:18 AM
Author:
He's smoking a joint and looks high nigga pie, I don't think he'd really give a fu@& if some hoe wanted to stick her booty in his face
Subject: its a dude
Date: Feb 08 2008 11:05:57 AM
Author: me
thats a shemale...look at his/her facial structure, the cheek implants, the abdomen structure...its a dude all the way!
Subject: uh ...
Date: Jan 22 2008 09:22:26 AM
Author: emi
dude, it's a good thing she's funny.
because otherwise, she'd have NOTHING going for her.
eew she's probably 28, but she's dressing like she's 15.
Subject: when go gos attack?
Date: Oct 18 2007 04:18:12 PM
Author: draco
That bithc doesnt even know him!
and that is kinda hot,
I'd rim.
Subject: Education
Date: Sep 07 2007 09:44:55 AM
Author: Porn sword tobacco
The RnB club culture described in one picture.
Subject: oh yes?
Date: Jun 17 2007 08:27:29 AM
Author: oh yes?
i had a heart for him...
ah...he looking for sun glass?
sorry man.
Subject: kelvin
Date: Jun 09 2007 05:09:11 PM
Author: ricky b.
what's the fucking temperature in this place. she's wearing jeans and tee. he's wearing several hoodies and a parka. one of these motherfuckers is uncomfortable.
Subject: ohh lord.
Date: Mar 24 2007 01:49:41 AM
Author: ay yi yi
BUTTERfuckinFACE!
Subject: Bit of a skank
Date: Feb 12 2007 09:56:19 AM
Author: Martyn
What a skank...honestly wouldnt touch her with a barge pole the filthy slag...although i am male and men cant resist skanks...
Subject: hy
Date: Feb 06 2007 03:37:54 PM
Author: gigi
it s kinda nice but i think that this is one of the most racist gestures i ve ever seen,i am sure she didn t mean it this way,she was just wanted to have a laugh on a passed out drunk guy which is cool because you shouldn't drink to the point of passing out.the people who read vice will probably understand this point of view but i hope it isn t "discovered" by mainstream media
Subject: Likeness to Black Mothers
Date: Dec 12 2006 02:02:50 AM
Author: Blake
If this dude woke up right then, he'd say: "Mama, dem sho looks like yo face, yo lips and yo eyes, but why's one eye brown and one eye pink? That sho smell like yo breath too, mama. Did you cash yo welfare check mofukah? Why yo lookin at me sideways, mama? Why is yo belchin on me bitch?"
Subject: Nuttin like....
Date: Sep 10 2006 01:44:15 AM
Author: BB
Nothing like ass on a shaved head....or head on a shaved ass?....no....maybe she did fart.
Subject: yay
Date: Jul 10 2006 07:48:07 PM
Author: thug mcgraw
i second the comments in favor of "her" cock possession.
Subject: Beetle Juice
Date: May 31 2006 05:59:15 PM
Author: moi
I bet she has a penis, and I think shes farting on Dave Chapelle.
Subject: dick
Date: May 31 2006 05:29:04 PM
Author: mika mlelle
She?
more like shemale.
Subject: FART
Date: May 31 2006 03:38:03 PM
Author: MITCH
HELL YEAH, TIME FOR A LITTLE SWEET REVENGE. THAT ASSHOLE ONLY GAVE YOU A DOLLAR WHEN YOU DANCING ON THAT POLE AND THEN PAID MOST OF THE ATTENTION TO THE OTHER BITCHES IN THE STRIP CLUB. HA TAKE THAT.
NOW WHO HAS THE UPPER HAND.
GUESS WHAT, WHEN HE WAKES UP YOUR STILL GOING TO BE AN UGLY ASS STRIPPER WHORE.
Subject: HEYYYYYY
Date: May 26 2006 12:25:36 AM
Author: Reverend Steve
This chick has the EXACT same fucking face as the gay farter in the Vice Do's & Don't book. Exact same fucking face. It's creeeeeeepy.
Subject: aww man
Date: May 24 2006 12:11:09 PM
Author: J Boogie
........what the fuck is she thinking?!..............All-white New Balance? you gotta be joking, bitch you need better be in some box fresh Jordan IV's if you gonna fart on my head.
Subject: our show
Date: May 23 2006 10:27:38 PM
Author: hbo
They killed Adriana last season, but for some reason she keeps showing up in Carmela's dreams. Like the French cop said, somebody needs to tell your friend she's dead.
Subject: description
Date: May 13 2006 09:18:58 PM
Author: tecmo
Homeboy is all like "duh" and she's all like WOMP take that... it smells like mud and spoiled milk...but my shit don't stink cuz I got white sneakers. Hope that helps.
Subject: pants
Date: May 12 2006 04:16:53 AM
Author: mariah carey
She looks like my cross dressing brother. I still fancy him though.
x
M.C.
Subject: uuuuggghhh
Date: May 11 2006 09:43:46 AM
Author: gilmour
AIDS, booze, coke, cum, lube, Kraft Dinner fart is more like it.
Subject: where the press?
Date: May 10 2006 01:28:05 PM
Author: tunafart
the question that arises from this photo is: why the hell didn't she press her ass up against his head for the vibratory effect? fucking amateurs I tell you. that woulda woke his ass up fo' sho' and the cranial skidmark potential would add to the comedic quotient by a factor of 10!
Subject: shitty
Date: May 08 2006 08:13:33 PM
Author: bag of fruit
could these be any less funny? step your game up, vice. stop scouring your own asshole for one last bump of blow.
Subject: ugly but deadly
Date: May 07 2006 11:55:58 AM
Author: beelzebub
She got a romanian tranny makeup job, but the joy on her face from farting on that b-boy's head is magical
I heard a story of how an under the weather stripper tried to do the same to a custy, but a Hershey squirt came out instead!
Subject: bog
Date: May 06 2006 08:17:00 AM
Author: jake
looks like she spent the last 2 days eating gangsta threads and then hung a shit.
Subject: women
Date: May 05 2006 04:28:37 PM
Author: km
women dont fart they hold it in. then it gets so bad that they bleed out of their vagina once a month. wow that sounded kinda sick when i reread it.
Subject: salchichamami
Date: May 05 2006 01:32:53 PM
Author: oh damn
gross pork and rice farts. damn thats deeeesgusting.
Subject: The Real World
Date: May 05 2006 10:46:28 AM
Author: Foxy D
This looks like a Dave Chappelle skit.
Subject: Vision
Date: May 05 2006 09:15:48 AM
Author: Jetpack
She looks like some kind of ghetto leprechaun cereal mascot. I like her cuffs and kicks, though.
Subject: hang on
Date: May 05 2006 06:50:30 AM
Author: pud
Do chicks really fart? Who knew.
Subject: HaHa
Date: May 04 2006 09:40:51 PM
Author: Fart
Was she vegetarian or a meat eater?
Subject: -0
Date: May 04 2006 08:43:52 PM
Author: 00-
thats a chics a MAN!!
Subject: Holy Cow
Date: May 04 2006 07:39:21 PM
Author: guanciale
Look at the beef panel on that broad, she probably farts like a cow!
Subject: breathe it in mateys
Date: May 04 2006 07:25:16 PM
Author: the jew
id let that bitch fart on me any day
Subject: The Real Joke
Date: May 04 2006 07:24:03 PM
Author: Czar KastiK
Is: HaHa! He makes her feel inadequate because of her height by caller her "shorty" and her gut by calling her "thick" to a point where she'll spend forty dollars a weeks on make-up and do thinks in the bedroom no self respecting Nicaraguan transexual candy whore would even speak of.
Subject: growing a brown tail
Date: May 04 2006 05:43:56 PM
Author: reader
classic VICE!
this is fucking funny!
Subject: PWNED !
Date: May 04 2006 04:42:09 PM
Author: 3507321C
THAT'S GOTTA WAKE HIM UP.
Subject: the picture
Date: May 04 2006 03:08:09 PM
Author: Alex Nicholson
Hey baby, look at me bum!
Subject: Them
Date: May 04 2006 02:46:34 PM
Author: Me
I would love to slaughter both of them in ways that you cannot even imagine.
Subject: joe
Date: May 04 2006 01:26:41 PM
Author: joe
her pimp's gonna be mad when he wakes up.
Subject: ...
Date: May 04 2006 01:16:28 PM
Author: howmanymany
that chick is ugly.
Subject: Fucking Brits
Date: May 04 2006 01:13:55 PM
Author: Chod
This chick looks like Chav scum.
Subject: Terms of Endowment
Date: May 04 2006 11:14:34 AM
Author: Bulk Hogan
This looks like Mariah Carey on very hard drugs dropping an open air, very weighty & girthy White Castle deuce (aka "Growing a brown tail") that's dressed like a ghetto baby.
Subject: .
Date: May 04 2006 09:41:40 AM
Author: .
Holy shit, that's hot!
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