It’s hard to pinpoint why this girl is such a bonus. Is it the sweatshirt t-shirt with the retarded inside joke on it or is it the acid-washed jeans? Maybe it’s the 80s accessories. All we know is this bitch looks like your best friend’s funny sister and guess who most guys end up marrying. That’s right. This is your wife. Comments/Enlarge See all
The big new trend with predators is this thing called "sense of touch rape." All you have to do is keep cramming different textures on your body until looking at you feels like dragging your fingernails across a seatbelt. Comments/Enlarge See all