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We like the outfit and everything but are lowriders and a short striped shirt the best choice for you? You have the weirdest torso ever made. You look like a deflating balloon for fuck’s sake. If Tim Burton designed your upper body it’s probably better to go with a Patti Smith-type thing where your contorting spine can hide in layers of men’s shirts, tight blazers, and distracting white scarves.

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We're all for crazy dancing, but there's a fine line between "cutting loose" and turning yourself into the misplaced-tit demon from Jacob's Ladder.
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