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Hosers seem like extraneous boobs when you live there but as soon as you move away you start getting these terrible cravings for a stalwart old nerd who fixes lawnmowers with popsicle sticks and once built a house inside a shipping container.
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Most girls in communist countries only listen to R&B and house. They just found out about Sonic Youth five years ago (no joke). That’s why, after having thousands of nightclub tits stuffed in your face, it’s such a relief to see an underdressed girl with a cartoon watch come over and say, “I like the Pixies but I don’t have to hear ‘This Monkey’s Gone to Heaven’ ever again for the rest of my life.”
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