If your dad is really vague about what he does for a living, spends a lot of time hammering things in the basement, and leaves town the third week of every August, you might want to do yourself a favor and visit this year's FetishCon.
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Is this some Rik Mayall side-project we missed out on, or did someone actually consent to fuck a living tribute to their nanna's neckwear? Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts