The irony of all these 20-somethings dressing like lumberjacks with rough hands and rugged sensibilities is that they?re all pussies who listen to French alt-rock and have hands that are soft like Asian pubes. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
?Oh ho ho, what?s this? Another pair of Williamsburg design-school dropouts blowing their parents? money on their Beanie Baby performance-art band hur hur?? No, this is a group of Japanese musicians who?ve completely alienated themselves from their parents to spend their lives hand-sewing hundreds of stuffed, animatronic naked people and travel the world setting them loose all at once onstage, where their collective toy-dog yaps combine into a frenzied cacophony so majestic and all-consuming it?s like God?s own jizzum spurting gloriously in your ears. How?s the blog coming, Captain Interesting? Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
