Skull and spiderweb tattoos? Check. Studded bracelet and bullet belt? Check. Karate bandana over greasy hair? Check. All the tough-guy accoutrements of a gang member in a movie from the 1970s? Check, check, check. The ability to actually fight even a tiny, little bit? Whoopsth. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
This is the kind of photo you find crumpled beneath some socks in your uncle's dresser and the pit it carves into your stomach is so deep you and Craig Habiff promise never to make fun of your cousin's stutter ever again. Enlarge/Comments DOs & DON'Ts
